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Religion / Re: Where Is The Correct Place To Pay Our Tithes by joedams: 7:13am On Jul 17, 2016
Tithing...One extremely touching subject.

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Politics / Re: Plot To Impeach Buhari: APC Releases Statement by joedams: 7:10pm On Jul 13, 2016
SeverusSnape:

My comments are meaningless to you because we're not on the same political page (you a zombie, Me a wailer). On the other hand, It's meaningful to my fellow wailers and other sane minds. Please don't derail this thread further. I will report you for breaking rule one in case of any further derailment. Face topic. Thanks.
Damn...Nigerians have "shared" themselves into two pathetic groups.
Education / Re: Why Is Pijin English Now Common Among Nigerian High Institution Students by joedams: 8:25am On Jul 11, 2016
aaronson:
For some reason, I express myself better speaking in good English. I dislike pidgin because it kills the ability for usage of good English. Some are sweet to the hearing which are- Warri and Benin pidgin.

But

To me, Nothing like good polished English, I listen to your spoken English to determine your level of intelligence, More complex words/terms you know, More intelligent you tend to be.

Pidgin also kills the ability for writing good sentences without using shorthand, And for me, if I get to chat you up as a cute girl and you the type that uses short hand, it kills the vibe for you and you would no longer appeal to me anymore. In the case of a guy, I won't even keep up chat with you unless we talking very important issue.
Take heart bro
Sports / Ronaldo, Greizmann And Neuer: Like UCL, Like Euros? by joedams: 1:40pm On Jul 09, 2016
Greizmann put the dagger into Neuer for Atletico on their way to facing Ronaldo and Madrid in the UCL final some weeks ago. They were defeated.

Now, in the Euros, he served Neuer's scalp on a plate in the semis for France, and would once again face Ronaldo and Portugal in the Euros final.

Would he and his team prevail this time around?

Sports / Ronaldo, Greizmann And Neuer: Like UCL, Like Euros? by joedams: 1:34pm On Jul 09, 2016
Greizmann put the dagger into Neuer for Atletico on their way to facing Ronaldo and Madrid in the UCL final some weeks ago. They were defeated.

Now, in the Euros, he served Neuer's scalp on a plate in the semis for France , would once again face Ronaldo an Portugal in the Euros final.

Would he and his team prevail this time around?
Career / Re: The Illusion Of Big Pay: Nigerian Oil & Gas Workers Ain't Exactly What You Think by joedams: 2:10pm On Jul 04, 2016
Oliviaxx:
Yea.still...I wanna be an oil worker! angry
Yeah, everyone does. But then, there are so many other silent money spinning jobs out there.

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Career / The Illusion Of Big Pay: Nigerian Oil & Gas Workers Ain't Exactly What You Think by joedams: 1:02pm On Jul 04, 2016
The life we’re made to live, the perception friends and even foes have of us is an illusion, the more you look, the less you see. Those were the words of Rachael Kada as I asked about her job and monthly earnings in one of Nigeria’s foremost multinational Oil and Gas companies.

Irrespective of being a mid-management staff of a renowned multinational Oil and Gas company, Rachael is a restless entrepreneur with 3 flourishing small businesses and intent to invest in more. For what we know or perceive of the average Nigerian oil worker, they are comfortable enough to avoid the headaches of the entrepreneurial life. Depending on the company, average industry salaries starts at $45,000 to $140,000 per annum, this is enough to make them an envy in a country like Nigeria.

For so long, Nigerian Oil and Gas workers have been the uber-loved citizens of any Nigerian community or city, they are our favorite aunty and uncles, the ones whose advice our parents will gladly take at the expense of their own wisdom, their children were a delight to the teachers in school, they are seen as the most enlightened in our villages, benevolent spirits, they paid the fees of most members of their extended family, every one looked up to them for survival and livelihood, they received the most respect, were accorded highest privileges and positions in churches. They were easily accorded the positions of deacon and deaconess in church than other members, donation and fund raising events usually would be put off if they happened to be unavailable. They lived the good life everyone else desired, they are the ones who fly abroad often for vacation, their kids attended the best of schools, when they die, everyone who crossed their path during their lifetime ensures to attend their funeral. Even in death, they enjoyed the privileges of reverence.

Somehow they happened to live longer and healthier than anyone else, they stayed longer on their jobs, some putting in twenty five to thirty years before retiring. Job security is usually guaranteed or so we were made to believe.

Rachael thinks those were the good old days, she says everything we think or know about the current generation of Oil workers is a hoax. “They rather envy you and would love to be in your shoes, hustling with certainty that it’s your money at the end of the day”. She argues that this current crop are not staying longer on their jobs because of Job security but because they are bound by loans that need many years to service, they no longer interact freely or even let you know where they work because they are burdened with outstretched arms asking for support from their salaries. They no longer want to be the benevolent spirits we once knew and here is why:

You get this job, everyone thinks it’s fantastic. It actually is, especially if you look around you and consider the economic situation and unemployment rate but its only fantastic for the first 5 years so you start out, making millions every year, opportunity to travel the world, free food from the office cafeteria. For men; girls following you, for women; men afraid to follow you.

You have this career built up in your head, and you plan on working hard to achieve it, then your family members start making demands, you have social, community and even spiritual demands etc. Cost of living continues to build up (only for you), you get married, have children and need a good car for yourself, wife and a good house that befits your ‘status’ and dreams

Then you notice you cant cough out 15 million to buy a land to build house because even if your salary is N1m per month and allowances are another 6 to 8m annually, you have living expenses and so you don’t have bulk money.

This is the point where cooperatives and banks cash in on you. They tell you to take loans to achieve these dreams, Don’t forget, the guy that married needed to spend at least N5m on the wedding, he needs to set up a business for his wife, have girlfriends with expenses in addition to having a wife.

Back to the issue of housing, you finally get the loan to buy a land and you are under pressure to build. Don’t forget that you also need to rent an apartment, pay for 2 years and furnish. Suddenly, you realize that to buy a car for yourself and your wife plus build up the house, you need a second loan probably more than N15m so you try to get N30m so u can build, furnish and buy cars. Your parents and siblings will possibly be on standby with problems and most times, their problems will eat into these loans or your salary, then you have your church and social commitments always on standby.

At this point you are indebted to a bank and Coop for a total of 50m which will take you at least 5 to 7 years to pay off if you are strict (with an Interest rate of 20%.)

With this, you have a picture of the first 10 years of the life of an oil worker, let’s move on to phase two.

THE POINT OF NO RETURN

Just when you think you are about to rest, you have to make bigger commitments. You may be transferred to another city and may need to get a house there. Some may want to build in the village, others want to invest in properties etc, and so you take the next set of loans… another 8 to 10 years hustle.

After 15 to 20 years, you suddenly realize that you have only been working to pay off loans and live an average life. If you want to travel abroad on vacation, that’s another topic.

You remember that career I told you about? The initial plan?

At this point you realize that the kind of politics you need to play to get it may overwhelm you or even change you to someone else. You may also need to spend some more money and invest a lot of emotions and still will not get there. All these while, you were boxed into a small community, an illusion, thinking you’ve attained elite status, cut off from the reality of the outside world, 20 years after, you realize you will soon retire but then your kids start getting into college so you have to double up, you start getting frustrated.

For most people, it always ends like a sad movie, you turn to look around you and your friends on the outside who hustled for the first 10 years of his or her life can afford to give you a loan, they’re more relevant in their communities than you are, better satisfaction and fulfillment because they are in touch with reality. There is a high probability that we die soon after we retire due to our inability to readjust to a normal life.

This is the life of today’s ‘oil worker’, it’s the reason I’m neck deep in running small businesses aside my job in a multinational.

*Rachael Kada: Real names substituted to conceal her identity.

http://thenerveafrica.com/7491/the-illusion-of-big-pay-nigerian-oil-gas-workers-aint-exactly-what-you-think/

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Business / Re: See What Huffington Post Says About Gtbank And Some Other Banks by joedams: 7:35am On Jul 03, 2016
Well, I will still pick Firstbank as the most innovative. GTB is just using swagger and Efizzy to swindle us. On the other hand, first bank which is supposed to be an old generation traditional bank is giving these new generation banks a run for their money. Their mobile app, firstmonie, is still the best mobile banking app. That of GTB, Access and any other isn't anywhere as flexible as firstbank's.
Education / Re: Kwarapoly Nabs Cybercafe Owner For Helping Students Forge Certificates by joedams: 6:26am On Jul 02, 2016
Dude is just one out of many. Am so sure many other cafe owners in the same institution are doing same. Sorry Opeyemi, at this point your name is now "ewonyemi".

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Education / Re: Kwarapoly Nabs Cybercafe Owner For Helping Students Forge Certificates by joedams: 6:26am On Jul 02, 2016
Chai!!
Celebrities / Re: Edo state zip codes and postal codes in Nigeria by joedams: 11:25am On Jul 01, 2016
That irvin randle is officially my fitness mentor for old age.
Politics / Breaking: Court Sacks Governor Ikpeazu Of Abia State by joedams: 2:26pm On Jun 27, 2016
Justice Okon Abang of the Federal High Court in Abuja has ordered the Governor of Abia State, Okezie Ikpeazu, to vacate office immediately for submitting false information to his party, the Peoples Democratic Party, for the party’s governorship primary in December 2014 ; PUNCH reports.

The judge gave the order this afternoon. He also ordered the the Independent National Electoral Commission to immediately issue a certificate of return to the plaintiff, Uche Ogah, who polled the second highest number of votes in the PDP primary.

http://punchng.com/breaking-court-orders-abia-gov-ikpeazu-to-vacate-office/

Politics / Court Sacks Governor Ikpeazu Of Abia State by joedams: 2:17pm On Jun 27, 2016
Justice Okon Abang of the Federal High Court in Abuja has ordered the Governor of Abia State, Okezie Ikpeazu, to vacate office immediately for submitting false information to his party, the Peoples Democratic Party, for the party’s governorship primary in December 2014 ; PUNCH reports.

The judge gave the order this afternoon. He also ordered the the Independent National Electoral Commission to immediately issue a certificate of return to the plaintiff, Uche Ogah, who polled the second highest number of votes in the PDP primary.

http://punchng.com/breaking-court-orders-abia-gov-ikpeazu-to-vacate-office/

Business / Re: Dangote To Build N140bn Sugar Factory In Niger State by joedams: 7:24am On Jun 27, 2016
Dangote is in this country, but he's not of this county.
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Kpotun Idris: Presidency Releases Official Statement On His Appointment by joedams: 6:36pm On Jun 21, 2016
Some people will come here now and shout "he's from the north". The guy merits the appointment, look at his profile.

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Business / Re: Understanding Key Aspects Of CBN’s New Forex Policy by joedams: 7:24am On Jun 18, 2016
Let's just say we can now see some positive movements from the government of the day. The last few weeks have brought back some hope.
Phones / Re: Difference Between Boy-boy And Girl-girl Conversation On The Phone by joedams: 3:33pm On Jun 14, 2016
Lwkmd...this is so true. Guilty as charged. But not one to insult parents tho.
Politics / Re: Policeman Trapped In Two-vehicle Collision On LASU-Igando Road (Photos) by joedams: 3:46pm On Jun 07, 2016
Hope the tomatoes were rescued too. Can't allow that "red gold" to go to waste.

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Education / Re: Sujimoto And Dencia Promises – ‘I Got Nothing At All From Them’ - Ayodele Daniel by joedams: 7:45pm On Jun 06, 2016
Fraud comes in different forms. Promising and failing is also a kind of fraud.
Politics / Re: Buhari Fails To Keep Promise To Release Details Of Looters, Recovered Assets by joedams: 12:10pm On May 29, 2016
At this point, one can confidently say....we have a joke for a President. #sigh

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Travel / Re: Lagos At Night..captivating pictures of a city on the rise. by joedams: 9:10pm On May 24, 2016
Like I always say, if Nigeria can be like Lagos, then Nigeria would be one of the best countries in the world
Car Talk / Re: Gej's Legacy: CFAO Yamaha Assembly Plant Set For Grand Opening. by joedams: 6:41am On May 08, 2016
Even though the establishment of the plant has the imprint of the Lagos State government allover it, Wailers will still shout GEJ and zombies will shout PMB. Alas...I give up!

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Celebrities / Re: ''walk Away From Bad Vibes''; Ali Baba In Support Of Teebillz' Move To Quit Marr by joedams: 6:34am On Apr 29, 2016
And just cos he posted this, we've now concluded that he's talking about teebillz and tiwa? Una no well at all.
Business / IMF Approves Reserve-currency Status For China's Yuan by joedams: 7:36pm On Apr 16, 2016
The IMF will add the yuan to its basket of reserve currencies, an international stamp of approval of the strides China has made integrating into a global economic system dominated for decades by the U.S., Europe and Japan.

The International Monetary Fund’s executive board, which represents the fund’s 188 member nations, decided the yuan meets the standard of being “freely usable” and will join the dollar, euro, pound and yen in its Special Drawing Rights basket, the organization said Monday in a statement. Approval was expected after IMF Managing Director Christine Lagarde announced Nov. 13 that her staff recommended inclusion, a position she supported.
It’s the first change in the SDR’s currency composition since 1999, when the euro replaced the deutsche mark and French franc. It’s also a milestone in a decades-long ascent toward international credibility for the yuan, which was created after World War II and for years could be used only domestically in the Communist-controlled nation. The IMF reviews the composition of the basket every five years and rejected the yuan during the last review, in 2010, saying it didn’t meet the necessary criteria.
“The renminbi’s inclusion in the SDR is a clear indication of the reforms that
have been implemented and will continue to be implemented and is a clear,
stronger representation of the global economy,” Lagarde said Monday during a press briefing at the IMF’s headquarters in Washington. Renminbi is the currency’s official name and means “the people’s currency” in Mandarin; yuan is the unit.

The addition will take effect Oct. 1, 2016, with the yuan having a 10.92 percent weighting in the basket, the IMF said. Weightings will be 41.73 percent for the dollar, 30.93 percent for the euro, 8.33 percent for the yen and 8.09 percent for the British pound. The dollar currently accounts for 41.9 percent of the basket, while the euro accounts for 37.4 percent, the pound 11.3 percent and the yen 9.4 percent.
The yuan weakened in offshore trading Tuesday amid speculation China’s central bank will rein in intervention now that the IMF vote on reserve-currency status is out of the way. The long-term goal is for very few interventions, People’s Bank of China Deputy Governor Yi Gang said at a briefing, adding that bigger two-way fluctuations are normal.
In a preliminary report in July, IMF staff estimated the yuan would have a weight of about 14 percent to 16 percent. The weighting will affect the interest countries pay when they borrow from the IMF. It may also affect the scale of inflows the Chinese currency receives in the coming months.

The decision establishes the yuan as a fixture in the very international monetary system Chinese leaders criticized following the global financial crisis. In a landmark 2009 speech, PBOC Governor Zhou Xiaochuan argued a global system so reliant on a single currency -- the U.S. dollar -- was inherently prone to shocks. That conviction set off a global push by China’s leaders, including now-President Xi Jinping, to have the yuan included in the SDR, which countries can use to supplement their currency reserves.
The IMF staff recommendation was based on increasing international use and trading of the yuan, policy reforms that allow yuan to be used smoothly in SDR operations, and steps by China to step up data disclosure, the fund said. A more detailed staff report will be released later Monday or Tuesday, IMF officials said.
“It’s a big win for Beijing as they look to bolster their image and to get the respect they think they deserve,” said Timothy Adams, president of the Institute of International Finance and a former U.S. Treasury undersecretary.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-11-30/imf-backs-yuan-in-reserve-currency-club-after-rejection-in-2010
Jokes Etc / The Very Many Benefits Of Buhari's China Visit by joedams: 5:36pm On Apr 14, 2016
President Buhari's meeting with Chinese officials has brought so many benefits to Nigeria, and some of the agreements signed include:
1. 长,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里,长,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里, 长,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里
2.,长,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里,
他来到中国人民共和国长
3.,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里,
他来到中国人民共和国进行国事访问行国事访问长,水长长,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里,
他来到中国人民共和国进行国事访问水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里,
他来到中国
4.人民共和国进行国事访问部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里,
他来到中国人民共和国进行国事访问长
And additionally,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里,
他Lagos来到中国人民Calabar共和国进行国事访问他

It's a positive development and I was personally impressed when I read through the points. Especially the last part. God bless Nigeria
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by joedams: 7:05pm On Apr 05, 2016
At the moment, even the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

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Agriculture / Re: Lagos And Kebbi To Produce Nigeria’s Rice Requirements (70%) by joedams: 1:54pm On Mar 24, 2016
Where is Fayose? He should partner with Kano In Ponmo production na.

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Politics / Re: Ayade Moves To Ensure 24-hour Power Supply In Calabar by joedams: 10:34am On Mar 23, 2016
Governor Fayose...borrow sense, and stop the buying of ponmo and groundnut on social media market.

I don't just know why I like this Governor Ayade. Dude knows his onions.
Business / Re: NNPC Pays N85bn Into Federation Account by joedams: 12:14pm On Mar 07, 2016
We are on course for profitability at the behemoth
Crime / Supreme Court Okays Rev King To Die By Hanging by joedams: 1:43pm On Feb 26, 2016
ABUJA – The Supreme Court has okayed the convicted General-Overseer of the Christian Praying Assembly, Chukwuemeka Ezeugo, a.k.a Rev. King, to die by hanging. In a unanimous judgment this afternoon, a seven-man panel of Justices ‎of the apex court led by Justice Walter Onnoghen, upheld the death sentence that was earlier handed to Ezeugo by the Lagos state high court. Consequently, the court in its lead verdict that was delivered by Justice Sylvester Ngwuta, dismissed the appeal the convicted clergy lodged before it. Justice Ngwuta who noted that “the ‎facts of the case could have been lifted from horror film”, resolved all the 12 issues Ezeugo raised in his appeal against him. “This appeal has no merit. The judgement of the court of appeal is hereby affirmed. The prison sentence that was earlier handed to the appellant is no longer relevant in view of the death sentence passed on him”, Justice Ngwuta held. It will be recalled that Ezeugo was convicted and sentenced to death by hanging on January 11, 2007, for the alleged murder of his church member, Ann Uzoh. He was arraigned on September 26, 2006 on a six-count charge of attempted murder and murder. The charge against him was at the instance of the Lagos State Directorate of Public Prosecutions. During the trial, the prosecution had argued that the convict poured petrol on the diseased, Uzor and five others. Uzoh died on August 2, 2006, exactly 11 days after the incident. In her judgment, trial Justice Joseph Oyewole who is now a Justice of the Court of Appeal at Calabar, said there was sufficient evidence linking the accused person to the commission of the crime. Consequently, Justice Oyewole convicted and sentenced Ezeugo to 20 years imprisonment for the attempted murder and death by hanging for the offence of murder. Dissatisfied with the judgment, Ezeugo took the case before the Lagos Division of the Court of Appeal. The condemned clergy, in his notice of appeal dated January 16, 2007, prayed the appellate court to set aside the judgment. Aside 16 grounds of appeal he raised through his lawyer, Mr. Olalekan Ojo, he was subsequently granted leave to argue additional 16 grounds based an amended notice of appeal he filed on June 15, 2008. Ojo argued that his client did not commit the crime and was not at the scene of the incident. He insisted that the deceased, Uzoh, had in two statements she made after the incident and before her death, stated that she got burnt in a generator accident and that the cleric was not responsible for her injuries. Ojo said the Investigating Police Officer, IPO, had tendered statements which stated that Ezeugo was not responsible for the burns that led to Uzoh’s death. He alleged that the trial Judge refused to admit in evidence, the statements he said exonerated Ezeugo of the crime. The lawyer further contended had those “vital exhibits” been admitted rather than expunged by the trial judge, they would have operated to cast serious doubt on the case of the prosecution. He maintained that Justice Oyewole’s refusal to admit the exhibits in evidence “occasioned a great miscarriage of justice” against his client. Meanwhile, after due consideration of the case, a three-man panel of justices of the appellate court, in a lead judgment that was delivered by Justice Fatimo Akinbami, dismissed Ezeugo’s appeal and upheld the high court verdict. The other members of the appellate court panel that equally concurred with the lower court’s verdict were Justices Amina Augie and Ibrahim Saulawa. Determined to save his life, Rev Ezeugo lodged an appeal before the Supreme Court. His appeal was challenged by the Lagos state government which through its Attorney General, Mr. Adeniji Kazeem and Director of Public Prosecutions, Mrs. Idowu Alakija, urged the apex court to dismiss it and uphold the concurrent verdicts of the two lower courts.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/breaking-news-supreme-court-okays-rev-king-to-die-by-hanging/

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Celebrities / Re: Let's Stop This Folly - The Bread Seller Story Is Fake! by joedams: 5:28pm On Feb 20, 2016
Homeboy relax...God is still in the business of positioning people for their breakthrough. Fake o not, pray for your breakthrough to reverberate the world.

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Education / Re: Buhari Approved The Appointment Of New Vcs For The 12 Universities by joedams: 1:41pm On Feb 13, 2016
Lemon12:
Northerners again !!!
Una go just dey make noise. Open ur eyes and see that the northerners were appointed to schools in their region. Haba...make una rest jor

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