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Romance / Re: Get 1.2gb For 150 On MTN by Joeev: 9:45pm On Nov 05, 2023
JASONjnr:
Just before you scam people z the trick is to dial *344# for students data and the use VPN for it to be able to browse other websites ....


Una go get updates but want to extort people first with it.
what VPN pls
Romance / Re: What I Did To Cure Genital Wart I Contacted by Joeev: 8:07pm On Aug 20, 2023
ysgs:
. Try to understand the contents. Did I say you should rub the black pepper on your manhood. It's for drinking sir

So what kind of oil did you rub?
Romance / Re: Should I Go Report To Her Dad.....my Things Were Stolen. by Joeev: 10:00am On Jul 18, 2023
Haylel:


Very weak man!

Another girl will see you as the weak man you are and she will do the same.

Another one will come and she will do the same.

Another one will come and she will do the same.

Someone stole from your fence and you consider it a sacrifice...
The threads I'm seeing this morning is something else.
WTF mannnn...

Bro i jus tire for the kin human beings wey dey this thread. Someone stole from you and people are saying leave it it's a sacrifice? What sacrifice!? A thief stole from you and should be locked up or you go the illegal way. A thief has no right in the society! Deal with her!
Romance / Re: Should I Go Report To Her Dad.....my Things Were Stolen. by Joeev: 9:55am On Jul 18, 2023
skj1377:
She has been giving you free sex . If she was to charge you N5,000 per session I guess monthly will be like N80,000k your owing her( 4 sessions per week). Remove the money you spent on her per month from this N80k. Multiplying this by 8 months is equal to N640k. Am sure you have not spent N640k on her.
She indirectly payed herself for the free sex she was giving you since you are not spending enough on her.
Let her go with these things so she does not go spiritual with your issues . It may affect your business if she does. Goodluck
OP ignore this kid over here! Completely!!!
Romance / Re: Is She The Cause Of My Problems by Joeev: 10:05pm On Jul 12, 2023
Pierohandsome:
MFM is everywhere, it is same way of Deliverance everywhere they operate. Just walk into any mfm branch and enrol for their Deliverance class. It starts from every Monday and ends on Saturdays. It is same fire everywhere they are
I know bro, but I don't know any MFM church where I stay, that's why I asked for where the one you know is located at in ph so I can attend. Thanks
Romance / Re: Is She The Cause Of My Problems by Joeev: 7:39pm On Jul 12, 2023
Pierohandsome:
anything spiritual , they will handle it like pop corn
I stay around Lagos bustop
Romance / Re: Is She The Cause Of My Problems by Joeev: 7:04pm On Jul 12, 2023
Pierohandsome:
anything spiritual , they will handle it like pop corn
Do they request for money?
Romance / Re: Is She The Cause Of My Problems by Joeev: 7:03pm On Jul 12, 2023
Pierohandsome:
I live in Ph
Wow I live in ph too. Please where in ph is the church?
Romance / Re: Is She The Cause Of My Problems by Joeev: 5:08pm On Jul 12, 2023
Pierohandsome:
Mountain of Fire(MFM)
The one wey dey sup now na spiritual projection, I believe say Dem go fit sort am out there. Please bro I dey wait for ur reply
Romance / Re: Is She The Cause Of My Problems by Joeev: 4:56pm On Jul 12, 2023
Pierohandsome:
Mountain of Fire(MFM)
Where in particular that's what I'm asking bro? Branch? state?
Romance / Re: Is She The Cause Of My Problems by Joeev: 4:51pm On Jul 12, 2023
Pierohandsome:
Take her to MFM for a week Deliverance. And you too should submit to Deliverance there too. The girl has evil dedication that is battling her.


That is where I took mine to, she had evil dedication just like your girl too. After the Deliverance my life returned normal. Stop sleeping with her for now
Pls bro where did you take her to? I have something closely similar and mine is urgent... Please bro?

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Religion / Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by Joeev: 12:44pm On Jul 07, 2023
umehmj:
exactly! they don't ever believe you. as a child growing up, i always see things. even as an adult, once im chaste for about three months without sin or stain, those things kick back in.

as still remember clearly one particular incident. i was in bed with my mother in a hot night. the bed was simulated just below the window and it was open to let in air. my mother got up and went outside to pee, it was her noise at the door that woke me. minutes after she was gone, i looked up the window from where i was lying and behold, a dark image was standing right above me on the window, starring at me. it's eyes are laser red and in contrast with the dark body. I wasn't afraid cos i assumed it was moma. i just smiled at it, but no response came from it. soon it was gone and mom came back inside. I asked her how she can turn her eyes sparkling red and just like every other kid she was impatient with my questions and went back to bed. in the morning i narrated my story to her again but she didn't take me serious. i knew what i saw and though nobody believed me, i knew it was real.

another thing is i have this uncanny memory or i should say a gift. as a grown guy i used to tell my mom my childhood events and things i remember but she swears that somebody must have told me cos those events happened when i was just months old, but then only her was the only witness of those events and she never told me of them. I also see things before they happen, trouble is i don't remember them until they start happening. i remember an event of a fight between neighbors. they started off with a quarrel and immediately i remembered i have seen it happen before. i told the my friend Ifeanyi sitting beside me that the other lady will slap the other woman now and just as i finished saying that the lady landed the slap. i narrated the whole scene like one would narrate a seen movie to a friend that is watching for the first time.

another thing is as a boy, whenever my mom travels to north to buy goods, my nights will always be restless cos in my dreams i will be watching their bus all night long till day break. it more like a bird eyeview following the bus as it travels. when mom comes back i will narrate their journeys and events. many times she will be spooked.

Hey please how can I get through to you? It's urgent please
Romance / Strong Man Of God Needed by Joeev: 7:10pm On Jul 06, 2023
Please who knows a strong man of God around Asaba or Benin.. That God works healing miracles through him? Please let me have his contact or location. Thank you and God bless.
Romance / Re: Meet Gay Body Builders Who Fell In Love At The Gym(pictures) by Joeev: 8:00am On Apr 27, 2023
Oh my goodness this is so cute

*Picks my AK47*
Politics / Re: Why Are Nigerians Not Talking About This? by Joeev: 2:58pm On Apr 20, 2023
This could be worse than covid and naira scarcity combined.
Politics / Why Are Nigerians Not Talking About This? by Joeev: 2:57pm On Apr 20, 2023
I'm wondering why Nigerians are keeping mute about the removal of fuel subsidy.. Fuel prices are projected to rise to around ₦800 naira a litre cheapest, that's a 300% increase from ₦200, diesel prices to ₦900. It's not just about knowing the numbers, do you guys know the amount of damage this will cause? It's will be catastrophic if they do this.

Removal of fuel subsidy in its entirety isn't bad at all, but not just at this point, not this time, it's like someone pulling the plug of a life support machine on a man who's struggling to breathe. When this subsidy is removed, the government will have excess money, and we know what excess money in the hands of politicians mean, if the little they have for us they still steal, how much more when they have excess?

I'm just trying to make common sense here, we need to put away our tribalism and religious differences and come together and think!

How many poor Nigerians can afford a loaf of bread at ₦600 now let alone when it gets to ₦1000 after the removal of fuel subsidy because prices of things will go up exponentially. In addition to the greed of the middlemen, who will use this as an excuse to inflate, the prices will spiral beyond control. Businesses that cannot cope with the cost of running will close down, workers who are working earning the minimum wage will essentially finish their salaries on just transportation alone.

This is not a doomsday article, this will be our reality if we let this happen.

The IMF said removal of fuel subsidy is a great idea and should be done without hesitation, we know the IMF, they always have sinister plans. They gave the government a loan of 800million dollars to be distributed amongst poor Nigerians, they know quite well this money will be stolen, if it gets to upto even 500,000 poor Nigerians, that would be very good of them, but it wouldn't.

You have 800million dollars to give, why don't you ensure they use this money to revive our refineries? Which will create more jobs, alongside the Dangote refinery waiting for completion. This would dampen the effect of the removal of this subsidy, not only that, it would be perfect for the economy, but no, now this money will even make the govt hurry up with their plans.
No wonder people are trying to flee this country every minute!

And the politicians aren't speaking up about this subsidy and I'm sure you know why.

Can we afford to let this happen to us??

Please seun, lalasticlala mynd44, OAM4J move this to the front page, so our people can be aware

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Romance / Re: Why Aren't Nigerians Talking About This? by Joeev: 8:08pm On Apr 19, 2023
budaatum:
We should afford to let this happen really, since fuel subsidy only gives us as much fuel as the government wants to subsidise, which starves us of energy.

Market determined fuel prices will increase fuel in the country as more jump in to make profit, and as more jump in more fuel is produced and it's price drops.

Will take a while, of course, and a while of lots of pain, but things are far too cheap in Nigeria, I mean, 30k minimum wage? That's far too cheap for your labour.

After scrapping fuel subsidy, scrap NYSC too and let people earn what they are worth!

Oh! And thank you Dangote Refinery. May you be operational soon.

You talk as if you're a foreigner, not a Nigerian. Have you ever seen where price of anything drops in this country? People that will go into it aren't they going into it for profit? Who will agree to lower price when they know you have no choice. Even transportation cost during fuel scarcity, now that fuel is somehow available, has the price dropped? No!

Op, consider retitling to Why Aren't Nigerians Talking About Fuel Subsidy Removal?
Romance / Re: Why Aren't Nigerians Talking About This? by Joeev: 8:02pm On Apr 19, 2023
delkuf:
my brother God will bless you for this. Nigerian like suffering. We have about the remover of the fuel subsidy and we are quiet about it. Let us talk about this. We cannot talk this. Not now. Not anytime. Pls Nigerian speak up.

It's really disturbing that no one wants to talk about this. It's just as if they don't know what is coming

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Romance / Re: Why Aren't Nigerians Talking About This? by Joeev: 2:27pm On Apr 19, 2023
This could be worse than the covid and naira scarcity combined.

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