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Romance / Re: Ashawo Joints In Ilorin by Joeev: 5:44pm On Nov 14, 2022
Sammy101111:



I don’t know the price but when I schooled at kwara that was the joint but I never price or negotiate with them before
dem get big nyansh
Romance / Re: It's Nonsensical To Spend So Much On Sex - Men Please Stop It by Joeev: 9:27am On Nov 13, 2022
3lovelyflowers:
It's nonsensical to spend so much on sex - men please stop it.

I always wanted to write about this but lack of time was a challenge. So in reaction to this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/7429886/some-girls-now-shamelessly-into

let me hurriedly do this.

I know people would say is it your money? But I think sometimes a person can be stupid without knowing he's stupid. Someone needs to tell him.

I work in a big hotel, a 5-star hotel that big and rich people come to patronize and it's sad to see how men allow sex to control them in such a sad way.

I'm privy to most important information around the hotel and I can tell you men pay girls as much as N1 million to sleep with them for just a night. I don't want to start citing instances but one because of a particular girl.

She was paid N700k for just a night by a politician. In addition, the man paid for extra 3 nights for her to stay in the hotel after which he left. The excitement made her to share the gist with us, brought out 50k and shared with us (some of the hotel staff)

There are so many other instances like that where girls collect another person's annual earning by just opening her legs for a man in one night.

This is money that could be put to good use - community project, scholarship, financial empowerment, helping the needy and so on. These men have poor neighbors surrounding them in their streets. They have young people who do not have something doing and need empowment. Poverty is not from their community and Nigeria at large. Sadly, these men prefer to lavish this money on girls that go round sleeping with different men each night.

As a woman working in such a hotel, the temptation is never easy for me seeing such money but thanks to God I never fell for it for once. I have had guests who came to me with 200k proposal if I can spend the night with them or even to allow them have sex with me just once but I declined, even with my meagre salary. I'm not bragging.

My point here is that, some men have allowed sex to control their minds such that they now "stupidly" spend on sex instead of channeling the money to helping their poor neighbours and the society at large. If I were to be rich (as a man or woman), I would definitely not spend money this way.

To me, I don't see much in sex that someone should be losing his senses over. Men please, you can do better. Don't prioritize sex.

It's pure stupidity spending 50k and above on a hookup/runsgirl/prostitute/sidechick for just a night. Rather, impact the life of those around you positively.

Thank you.
God bless you for this my sister.

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Science/Technology / Re: Scientists Say Earth Needs To Prepare For An Alien Encounter NOW Before Its Late by Joeev: 7:32pm On Nov 10, 2022
modsfucker:
How do I explain the fast 'glittering arrow' I sometimes see at night, if not to link it to aliens? You'd just see it moving like a missile before vanishing into thin air.
bro pls text me I beg you pls. Just send a direct message. Pls.
Science/Technology / Re: Scientists Say Earth Needs To Prepare For An Alien Encounter NOW Before Its Late by Joeev: 7:28pm On Nov 10, 2022
Jeromejnr:
Saw the update earlier.

There has been a lot of UFO/UAP sightings lately.

Remember seeing some in one night back in 2003 in boarding school.
you saw? It's a lie
Family / Re: My Elder Brother Doesn't Send Me Money Except I Lie by Joeev: 6:52pm On Nov 10, 2022
Just like me, nobody sent me money for the excursion, not like they didn't have, they just didn't give me for no reason. I ended up having 2 carryovers in those courses.

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Romance / Every Man Should Do This If You Love Your Life by Joeev: 8:18pm On Nov 09, 2022
I've always said this and I'll say it again, as a man, always arm yourself with the Bible and the redpill, they'll both protect you from demons!

Have you wondered why when you can no longer be manipulated by women, they leave you? Even the Bible says resist the devil and he will flee from you, that's the same energy there.

They don't leave you because they hate you, no. They leave you for someone who's weaker and easy to be used, just like the devil does.

I don't know if it's only me who has noticed but there are lots of similarities between women and demons. I can point out a thousand of them.

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Romance / Re: Does Working Out Make A Skinny Guy More Skinneer by Joeev: 8:51pm On Nov 06, 2022
pagbama:
embarassed lipsrsealed Ever since last 2 months that i have been gyming,i found out that the more i gym the more i get skinner.i have a body shape like that of ''THE KID LAROI''. i started working out because i envy muscular guys and want to have sixpacks like them.but the more i gym the more my muscle mass decrease,i heared people workout to loose weight,is that why am getting leaner why still gyming....?. is working out bad for skinny people....? what type of workout can make me add weights.
nlpfmod
Lalasticlala
seun
what kind of work outs, do you do
Romance / Re: Investing In Properties That Makes You A Landlord Is Not A Smart Idea (opinion) by Joeev: 8:45pm On Nov 06, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
All these yahoo boys will never have sense walai. grin

Let me explain...
Whilst collecting N6m rent annually, he can throw the house to any bank and take up to 60% of its value as a loan. So now he has N145m + N6m + the landlord tag grin .


He uses the loan to do other businesses and repays dilligently. After 10 years, loan is fully repaid and he now owns a solid 10 year business of over N145m AND he still owns his house which will now be worth around N300m AND his annual rent will be more than N6m by now.


Go school una say school na scam!

What if the business crashes? He goes back to square one?

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Joeev: 8:32pm On Nov 06, 2022
Is there no film these days one can watch without seeing nonsense gay contents?

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Joeev: 2:41am On Nov 06, 2022
What ever you are doing in this life, stay away from the Netflix series young royals! You fit commit suicide ontop that film
Romance / Re: I'm Sharing My Apartment With A Girl Who Is Not My Girlfriend by Joeev: 7:04pm On Nov 05, 2022
princefrank76:


I know you are a kid and I will let this slide!

I have got girlfriend.. NB; sex don't freak me anymore.. and next time when you are addressing me, pls remove that word "Rape".
personally, I have been leading a campaign against rape..

I don't know how you lots concludes stuffs abt people you have never met
my brother Dont listen to that candiady. Legends have it that she has an IQ of -2

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Celebrities / Re: I Have A Calling To Be A Minister Of God - Yul Edochie (video) by Joeev: 4:09pm On Nov 03, 2022
Righteousness2:
That's great Mr. Yul. The office of a Minister of God is a great office. But you must need to put your house in order so the devil will not have legal right over you.

Make peace with GOD and your Orginal wife. The wife of your youth.
Do away with your concubine. She is not your wife. She is your Sin Fornicating partner.
But you wouldn't call Solomon's concubines his fornicating partner abi?

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Celebrities / Re: Nanny And Cook Detained As Police Release 6 Of Davido's Domestic Staff by Joeev: 5:39pm On Nov 02, 2022
Danisaint112:
Ok let them remain there first.

Modified: Something is not just right here. I don't want to believe the Dad himself has a hand in this but being that the boy died same way Dbanj son died in 2018 anything is possible.

DBanj introduced the swimming pool to his son by walking past the pool with him,
Few days later DBanj travelled to the US,
The next day boom the son drowned and died.


In davido's case;
He taught this son how to swim,
Few days later he traveled for a show or whatever,
Boom the little kid drowned.


Why is it that they are not always around when it happens?

Like I don't want to be over thinking things but these people are not men of God and even some of the people we know as men of God (GO's) soil their hands in evil.

This format is too obvious to be a coincidence. But again I won't to draw my conclusions yet.

When I saw the news of him teaching his son how to swim I was like Davido do not use your child for ritual oo abeg, don't kill your child. I don't know where that came from but that's what came out of my mouth immediately.

Truth is if the Child died a Natural Death, the truth will be revealed someday otherwise the culprit or those responsible will definitely pay for this in someway. The truth will definitely come out someday.

See fine boy this people just killed for me. Just negodu!
God bless you my brother. You're one of the few intelligent people we have left

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Chioma’s Son, Ifeanyi Is Dead; Drowns In A Swimming Pool by Joeev: 12:41pm On Nov 01, 2022
TinubuPikin:
Oil dey ur head guy. See when u are not talented, u need to go extra mile in rituals, bribery, to make it in the music/entertainment and sports industry. We know whatsup, we no be small pikin na
My brother, even talented singers, if dem no put hand for something, they won't get the fame. Look at intelligent singers like brymo, erriga, who hears of dem? No one. Not only music, even for some kin companies, if you no belong, no mata how hard you work, no promotion

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Chioma’s Son, Ifeanyi Is Dead; Drowns In A Swimming Pool by Joeev: 8:39am On Nov 01, 2022
tomasi:
Fame and celebrity status comes with a price. Whitney Houston supposedly drowned in a bathtub, let those who have eyes that cannot see continue to cry and those with eyes that can see run from evil.
I don talk my own oh!
and funny enough her daughter died the exact same way she did. Her daughter even told her friends she had a feeling she was going to die like her mom

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Chioma’s Son, Ifeanyi Is Dead; Drowns In A Swimming Pool by Joeev: 8:34am On Nov 01, 2022
Johnchrix:
Ever time Death case around David.. I think this guy is not clean... Swears.
e no clean 1 bit my brother. I been dey ask myself last week why davido never use Israel dmw, today im son don die

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Chioma’s Son, Ifeanyi Is Dead; Drowns In A Swimming Pool by Joeev: 8:29am On Nov 01, 2022
TinubuPikin:
Ok, who's next? Israel DMW, too strong being an Edo boy, so OBO no fit chop him
Make I burst ur head? I been dey ask myself last week why davido never use Israel, now this week im son don die!

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Romance / Re: LGBTQ Is Not Demonic. Christians Should Focus On Their White Idol Called Jesus by Joeev: 6:40pm On Oct 31, 2022
Hesssi:
Christians are the worse set people living on earth and yet they go about calling Muslims all kinds of names. (mind you I'm not a Muslim).

If we were to go by nature just like how David Oyedepo is running his mouth. By nature it requires a man and a woman to have sexual intercourse before they can produce a child right? But when an invisible being got Mary pregnant in the Bible, Christians didn't call that demonic.

Let come back to this modern day. I'm sure if the hypocrite David Oyedepo noticed his wife was pregnant without any sexual intercourse he would sent his wife packing. He would have also called the Angel's voice demonic voice.

This is the same western world that brainwashed you Christians and gave you Christians demonic Jesus. Since you Christians want to go by nature, your Jesus Christ is demonic too.

Y'all God/Allah make few mistakes. They are not perfect either.

According to what my mummy told me, I was supposed to be a girl by nature, two different scan also approved that I was girl. But unfortunately when I was born, I was a boy.

I feel so uncomfortable being a boy, I try to act like a boy but it doesn't work. Everything about me is feminine. I walk, talk, laugh, and act like a female and the truth is I really feel absolutely comfortable doing so. Infact I will be a transgender soon.

Nigerians are too religious. Most People discriminate me so much like I'm not human.

I Love being alone, I don't even associate with people, I don't have friends. Most Nigerians mentality are too low.

Well, I also have some Nigerian guys who wants to date me, they profess love me. There is nothing demonic about being LGBT. Allow people do what makes them happy. Soon I will out of this country for my transgender surgery to female.

Live and let live.
I understand what you're saying, I know you didn't choose to be born this way. If u know a very strong man of God, meet him. I know it sounds crazy, just do it
Romance / Re: Between JBL Boombox 2 And Harman/kordan Onyx Studio 7, Which One Has More Bass?? by Joeev: 12:53pm On Oct 31, 2022
JBL has bass almost up to octave 2. Go for it
Romance / Re: Take A Look At This (Photo) by Joeev: 9:49am On Oct 31, 2022
Lostchild:
THE ENEMY

My American baby boo "blue eyes lady" sent me some goodies to fix something. On my way to access bank, I met with a Nigerian girl

She was the most beautiful female being I have ever met in person. Her beauty was such that people keep wondering where I brought her from. My intention was not to sex her, but to use her beauty to match my personality and boost my pride. But I never knew I have taken a wrong path that will bring tears and suffering to my life. She is a marine queen, a killer and destroyer of men. And also a messenger from the marine powers and kingdoms.

When she first came for a visit, I asked her about her family origin, where she is from. She called the name of my mother village. Wow, I blurted. :

She never cared to asked me about my own family, nor care to know about me or what jobs I do for a living. Spiritually she knows many things about me and about who I am.

I keep hearing voices of danger in my head and I saw all the red flag but the big idiot in me ignored them. See the link

https://www.nairaland.com/6891474/marine-girl-dated

She pleaded with me to trust her. She then kissed me in a very strange way and kiss infirmities into my stomach. She fork me and she left.

After she left, I began to cry because I never intend to have sex with her.

After me having sex with the Devil's girl, I instantly began to have massive problems and dryness in every area of my life.

The marine kingdom told her that, her kisses and the snake-cobra that was inside her toto (vagina) is not enough to bring me down. They told her that, the secret and power of all my success is hidden inside my "my hands

In order to cripple me, they told her to put my hands into her menstrual blood.. This will make me eternally useless.

I was at home that very day when I heard a knock on my door, I opened, here she come. She never called me that she was coming, neither did I even ask her to come self.

She then romance and convince me to deep my hands into her vagina which I foolishly did. I instantly felt a thick goefill wetness all over my left hand. I remove and look at my left hands, it was all stain with menstrual blood. I was in pain as she gave out a laughter that was very unnatural.

I then look at her face, she was full of joy. Mission accomplished, she pick up her hand bag and left my place. That was the day my American baby boo "the blue eyes lady instantly hated me and left me.

That was the day I will never forget.

That day was the beginning of a new phases of hatred and lamentation in my life. That day is not lost. That day is still alive. That day gave birth to many painful years. That day thought me many bitter lessons and also made me to be a more better man.

Western woman is lifting me up. Nigeria women are only good in damaging and destroying me.

I repeat; Nigeria women are deadly bullet every sane man need to dodge.

From too many experience, Nigeria women are just too BAD... All of them.

say the truth, did this really happen bro?

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Romance / Re: I’m Scared That I Might Have Infected Her by Joeev: 9:38am On Oct 27, 2022
Sailingnorth:


Na goat you be.
Imagine!

Haven't you hit a girl raw before? So why call him a goat? It takes one to know another.. hope you've had your grass today? Clown!

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Romance / Re: I’m Scared That I Might Have Infected Her by Joeev: 9:34am On Oct 27, 2022
frozen70:


You are doing anal with your virgin girl friend

You still sex a random crazy girl

I think sex is the only thing that ever makes you happy

You are just thinking of sex and sex

How do you intend to achieve success and be responsible
shut up your mouth. He's probably more successful than you.
Romance / Re: I’m Scared That I Might Have Infected Her by Joeev: 8:10pm On Oct 26, 2022
NBAjunior:
Last week Thursday was at a bar when some random girl walked to me and asked for my contact that she likes me as a sharp guy I gave her my contact

So decided to call her later in the night and invited her to my house which she came and we eventually had sex..

After 2 days of having sex with her I started noticing rashes on my private part and it was so itching me which I started to scratch it

I noticed the rashes started getting bigger and the itching became worse so I decided to visit the hospital and talk to a doctor


Just went to the hospital today and they gave me a tube to be rubbing on it and some antibiotics which I have started taking…

But I’m scared I might have infected my girl and don’t know how to approach her about it because we had sex on Sunday but I didn’t fvck her in the pussy cuz she is a virgin and whenever I try putting it in blood will just be coming out and I will find it increasing tight to get inside of her and she does feel so much pains..

So we decided to try anal that Sunday as I couldn’t fvck her pvssy don’t know if is possible she might be infected too I also came on her inside her assh*le..


Please Nlanders I need your thoughts on this should I speak to her about this??

Bro don't mind all these unfortunate people bashing you. I have 1 question to ask. Did you use condom in hitting that 1st girl?

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Romance / Re: Should I Help Him Talk To Her? by Joeev: 7:47pm On Oct 25, 2022
goodmike7:
The most amusing thing you said is the protocol grin grin grin grin grin grin
So if you like a girl, you must first tell the pastor and pray do you know why? so no one goes and foocks pastor's girls that is why pastors make that rule..if you approach their girls they will discourage you grin grin grin grin grin I am so disappointed at op, at the "jet age" according to you, you still fall for this scam from these fake promiscuous pastors.

Back to the crux of your submission, if truly you are a good friend and you want his best interest, and you have no interest in the girl, you can organize a lunch date or drink date with the 3 of you and make proper introduction at the cost of your old friend then give them room to talk..whatebver happens next is none of your business,,you have done your bit.
hahahahahaha the first part of this made me laugh so hard, I was wondering why you'll have to inform the pastor first. Oboi laugh wan kee me here

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