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Religion / Re: Vatican Banishes Archbishop Who Branded Pope Francis Servant Of Satan by Joemavel(m): 3:13pm On Jul 08
Shey na lie? Is the Pope not even the false prophet in revelation himself?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Helicopter Carrying Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi Crashes In East Azerbaijan by Joemavel(m): 8:36am On May 20
WeddingParol:
One lesson to note here is that "it doesn't matter how highly placed or connected you are, when the owner of life calls for you, no battalion or influence can save you".
You should rather put it this way "it doesn't matter how highly placed or connected you are, do not go in direct confrontation with the owner of life, no battalion or influence can save you".
Israel are not just any people, they are people the owner of life is jealous about, he'll intervene.

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Romance / Re: Man Asks Girlfriend And Daughter To Leave His House After A DNA Test (video) by Joemavel(m): 6:14pm On May 11
Sonnobax15:
grin
What a calm guy he is indeed!!!!

Person wey he for use undertaker smack down take remove like 2-3 teeth comot from her mouth first, before throwing her out angry

Shameless bannies...........
It doesn't work at all that way abroad, he'll go to jail for life.
Romance / Re: Man Asks Girlfriend And Daughter To Leave His House After A DNA Test (video) by Joemavel(m): 6:12pm On May 11
Is this like a scripted stuff or something, this is the US and even after DNA the man is still responsible for the welfare of the kid.
Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by Joemavel(m): 4:44am On Apr 26
Jamiubond009:
grin Na different marking scheme dem suppose use for men for heaven.
This heaven wey we all dey reason, E hard ooooh... Man go say how we take know. God love us so much create way for us, make we no think say he go drop standard o.

That aside, according to revelation as he hard reach to make heaven for all, na men still make am pass. All these dresses ladies wear to lead sons to perdition is not unnoticed.
Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by Joemavel(m): 4:39am On Apr 26
Namaster:
What is this one saying?

What should they wear to the gym?

Jalabia and hijab?

Most women wear clothes that are specifically designed for mobility to gym.

This is the kind of guy that'll say a woman deserved to be raped because of the clothes she was wearing.

Focus on why you are in the gym. Do your reps and sets and geddifok!
Go talk that one for Arab country nah. It can never be right, if that's the standard, then that's modernization and then it all gets to be an abomination, even the gym, and that's if it was the mandatory wear. All these things were sold to the world for times such as these so even the elect ehn mehn.
Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by Joemavel(m): 4:35am On Apr 26
MrBrownJay1:
many go to the gym to look for their next client/BF etc, not to actually train... and unless your mind is at the wrong place, why should you care?

BTW if a man has made up his mind to "make the heavenly race" then it shouldnt really matter to him what these babes are wearing. thats just temptation like any other out there (whether at the gym, at the club or at the supermarket)
You're totally wrong.... There's a reason the bible admonishes women to dress modestly. There was a time I had a sanctified mind and these ladies felt disgusting to me but then lemme now tell you of those who aren't sanctified but striving, these things move them and with the way ladies are so accessible these days even to the extent of throwing themselves at men by initiating the conversation while being all shades of seduction. Mehn. Otilo
Properties / Re: Rich People In Nigeria In Year 2000 vrs 2024 by Joemavel(m): 10:53am On Mar 31
You're wrong, the 2000 depiction is of average class and not rich because my family had such and not rich. You need to up it a notch to get the 2000 right.
Family / Re: Will I Regret Not Having Children by Joemavel(m): 3:34pm On Mar 28
DeepSight:


Its like you have not jammed families out there. There can be a lot of hatred even within a family.
That's an abnormal family. I'm raising kids and I shower them with love, my own family growing up we aren't perfect but when in need that's when you see and know you got people. I am talking about a normal family and not those abnormal ones.
Family / Re: Will I Regret Not Having Children by Joemavel(m): 2:16pm On Mar 28
Bullfallo:
Not wanting to have a child isn’t a choice per say. I hate to put myself into pressure or do things just because others are doing it, my lifestyle has always be different from public opinion. In fact opposite of the popular views or majority behavior. I don’t send or give a Bleep what anyone think about me.

Example is that people live there live on public opinion. They create a life of public presentations just to please public and get validated but i am not of public views. I do my things the way it pleases before considering public.

If I have billions of dollars like dangote the choice might have been different. I don’t live a life of faith. I must have concrate evidence of things or resources before i made any vita decisions. I hate to borrow or beg. I live a life of comfort. I am rich and comfortable but not for many mouths. Because I don’t want to adjust resources from my lifestyle
You see conditional love, that's what you get from every corner you turn in life. Except the one from family, when you grow old and you suddenly realise that no figures of such affectionate love, you'll marvel. Father, mother and kids are the people who mostly gives these but by then when you're all alone, it'll dawn on you
Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by Joemavel(m): 3:40am On Mar 26
Joy2dworldxyz:
Oga John what exactly are you trying to gain from this?
If the man is fake why not leave him for God?
Are you trying to fight for God,??

That's what you all say without understanding what that implies spiritually. He peddled those fake miracles well orchestrated much like that of TB Joshua to woo in the high and mighty and members and kept them under false doctrine so much that they aren't spiritually sensitive to carnality and these people sheepishly pay as partners in the love world outreach thereby making him fat rich while when these folks drops dead they loose their soul because they do not know God for whom he truly is but from only from an half baked angle.

And that post was 16years ago, in a period of which I was a member then and if I had seen this post then I don't even know what I would have made of it, wherever I go I keep saying pastor Christ is fake but this post made me remember the miracle program aired then on TV that stopped and I can relate that it was odd. We don't go seeking God by always looking for signs and wonders in miracles and that's what Christ embassy sold openly then. And the danger of that is that the people never comes to maturity in faith but brainwashed in falsehood.

My cousin did that, when I took him to a fellowship where he could hear the word without mincing, but this dude said he needed where he'd get signs and miracles, lo and behold, he found it in Christ Embassy. You don't go seeking that but God, it is from the daily living and worship these things happen which are ultimately the work of God and not of any man to glorify self. Such man infact remains as mere like any other worshiper in the sight of God because these things are operable by the holy spirit through any capable vessel in the sight of God. It's not a confirmation of anything and such an one could still be damned if not being governed by the doctrine that is unto life.

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Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by Joemavel(m): 3:28am On Mar 26
Joy2dworldxyz:
Oga John what exactly are you trying to gain from this?
If the man is fake why not leave him for God?
Are you trying to fight for God,??

That's what you all say without understanding what that implies spiritually. He peddled those fake miracles well orchestrated much like that of TB Joshua to woo in the high and mighty and members and kept them under false doctrine so much that they aren't spiritually sensitive to carnality and these people sheepishly pay as partners in the love world outreach thereby making him fat rich while when these folks drops dead they loose their soul because they do not know God for whom he truly is but from only an half baked angle.
Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by Joemavel(m): 8:48am On Mar 25
I was in Christ embassy from 2006 till like 2009, something about the atmosphere for miracles just seemed odd to me and the story telling in it, I was a teenager then and now I know I've always been made for non gullibility because I have always been spotting fakeness.

What I knew then was that miracle based programs were banned from TVs then and now I know there were probable cause, the doctrines made me question a lot and. Doctrines that allows for immorality so much that the fruits we were seeing from any members in the groups my elderly ones were in were fruits of immorality. Anything could go at Christ Embassy, and ladies could dress like they were going to clubs.

Then about these miracles stunts, these were just the kind of camera stunts TB Joshua was pulling and with the miracle stunts, and this makes it make Pastor Chris the second biggest charlatan in history. He fed fat on these stuffs till they now see him as acceptable because these things are behind the scenes now and people don't know.

He recently mentioned that there's nothing he needed in the world that can impress on him any longer that he has got it all and I just wonder the Solomon in him manifesting, more like all is vanity Solomon said but when he was set on amassing these things through fakeness he didn't know then he was doing so at the expense of people's souls. He's got the popular vote he should ride with it and answer to his maker some day.

In same light he created Love world record and got greedy too that the artists are getting off the church but all those were strategic in growing the church to the multi mega church empire it is today. When I was a member in 2006 there was no big Sinach, Joe praze was a lead vocalist/music leader but he pushed them for a reason and now he's grown outta proportion and needs no one.

I'm from Edo which he is and I support my own but I don't support wolves in sheep's clothing, leading the flock to perdition.

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Food / Re: How Much Is The Price Of Egg Roll In Your Area ? by Joemavel(m): 7:18pm On Feb 26
Tallesty1:
You guys tend to exaggerate things.

Someone said the other day that Hungry Woman Indomie is now 800, I had to call my supplier to see if I was selling at a loss, and it turned out to be a lie

Make unah take am easy abeg.
What are you saying? I bought hungryman on Thursday for 800h
Religion / Re: Shiloh: I Became A Minister After Bishop Oyedepo Prayed For Me - Betta Edu by Joemavel(m): 5:29am On Dec 09, 2023
The same Oyedepo who is against the APC
Food / Re: I Cooked Beans Within 32 Minutes! by Joemavel(m): 6:35pm On Dec 08, 2023
It's basically like using pressure pot
Technology Market / Re: Romoss laptop power banks and Romoss Power station thread (sales) by Joemavel(m): 9:50am On Dec 06, 2023
just2endowed:


Currently not available

I have romoss pea40f 40kmah Powerbank 22.5w fast charging Powerbank
What's the price?
Technology Market / Re: Romoss Powerbanks Garage • Tested And Trusted • Good Deals ! by Joemavel(m): 6:24am On Dec 06, 2023
ecomalchemistt:
Romoss Dey ground !!!
How much is the 60kmah
Technology Market / Re: Romoss laptop power banks and Romoss Power station thread (sales) by Joemavel(m): 5:53am On Dec 06, 2023
just2endowed:
We deliver in all states in Nigeria
Do you have the Romoss 60kMah and how much
Politics / Re: I Didn’t Know Of Any Cabal In My Government – Buhari by Joemavel(m): 7:55pm On Nov 21, 2023
This one still dey talk, person wey dem suppose do jungle justice for
Sports / Re: Lebron James, Serena Williams, Tom Brady, Kim K. Attend Messi's Debut Match by Joemavel(m): 9:27pm On Jul 22, 2023
pascal558:
I just hope one crazy idiot nor go high on drug carry gun go blast Messi because anything America dey fear me.
Aswear ooh, na why to go live for that contiri no freak me

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Politics / Re: Military Alone Can’t Solve Northwest’s Security Crisis — Shettima by Joemavel(m): 9:43am On Jul 17, 2023
Na the reason we say make Una let better person handle this reck ship... I wan lead I wan lead, excuse don dey come. Yeye people
Business / Re: Naira Cards Are Back - Wema Bank by Joemavel(m): 9:26am On Jul 17, 2023
sonnie10:
A weeks back before this administration you could buy dollars at # 630 and deposit in your dom account for unlimited foreign transactions.

Today you would you need to deposit #830 to your Naira card account to make the same foreign transaction.

And most people here are applauding and celebrating this as if it’s progress.
Nigerians are docile and irredeemable.
Baba I just week o, dollar go up them dey applaud nonsense. Nigerians just tire me
Family / Re: Mother Of Six Paraded For Sleeping With Her Neighbor (pix, Videos) by Joemavel(m): 3:26am On Jul 09, 2023
BloomingDale:
They did not parade the man? Jesus would have asked for the man she slept with, asked the people parading her if they have no sin, forgiven her and asked her to go on her merry way. A lesson on hypocrisy.

See as the men gather round her like vultures. The seed of Satan hating on the seed of the Woman, always screaming they are the head. The woman should have crushed that their coconut skull as she has been given the victory.
Humans always lack understanding of the times thinking they can speak the mind of God. Madam rest
Politics / Re: Chinese Warship Arrives Nigeria by Joemavel(m): 4:17am On Jul 03, 2023
edward1106:

I can't blame them. Saw the ship myself and told where those people were taking pix. They were more than a 600 of them that came from Island or Ikeja to meet the over 800 on board. The scenery was beautiful but people working there were sceptical of their visit.
This kind of visit isn't unique... Warships have been visiting in the past.
Politics / Re: Chinese Warship Arrives Nigeria by Joemavel(m): 4:13am On Jul 03, 2023
No be today, years ago when I dey work with NPA, warship dey come, forgotten the country's tho... It's even our Nigerian pilots that help them in to maneuver our waterways.
Romance / Re: Woman Who 'married' An AI Chatbot Is Open To Finding Love In The Real World by Joemavel(m): 12:03pm On Jun 22, 2023
Righteousness2:
We are officially living in times as it was in the days of Sodom and Gomorrah.
All sorts of Depravities and abominations has taken over nations and people.

God sent Noah to warn the world that His judgment was coming.
HE sent angels to warn Sodom and Gomorrah that judgment was coming.
HE sent prophets to Israel to warn them judgment was coming.
HE told us of the signs that judgment is coming.

Folks!! The judgment is coming on this Generation!
Warning!! GOD will Destroy Humanity Again.

REPENT! Flee from evil, wickedness , abominations and Run to JESUS CHRIST . HE is the only way to escape the things that are coming upon the whole world.

This world is sinking so fast! Escape for your life.
This world isn't officially like in the days of Sodom and Gomorrah but but officially surpassed it. Abomination that cries as high to the clouds have been normalised.

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Car Talk / Re: Lagos State Number-Plate Recognition Camera Caught Man Driving With Expired Pape by Joemavel(m): 11:06pm On Apr 29, 2023
Make E dey play. I was fined 20k and I paid make E no go capture again before I got the roadworthiness done. Funny enough it was just left to get the certificate printed when I got the news I've been blacklisted.
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Joemavel(m): 8:58am On Apr 26, 2023


-If you try to debate with someone whose mind prefers emotion to reason, you will engage in a grand exercise of futility that exhausts the patience. As such, do not argue with women. It is pointless. You cannot argue with feelings, you can only manipulate them.
This is the case of my wife... Lol

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Family / Re: Parenting In The Digital Age by Joemavel(m): 4:49pm On Apr 24, 2023
Joannebassey:
Technology is a necessary evil for a parent, and as a parent in this digital age, I have a love-hate relationship with technology. Sure, it's convenient to buy things online, communicate with others, entertain yourself, and even work; it can also be a real pain in the neck.

Case in point: this morning, my toddler was screaming her lungs out because I didn’t let her watch Baby Shark, as I felt I needed to reduce her screen time and engage her some other way, like with her toys for learning, but this girl wasn’t having it. It can be quite easy for parents to be sucked into always engaging their little ones with these electronic gadgets, but it's important to find a balance and incorporate the way our parents who didn’t have these gadgets engaged us with them.
Coincidentally my toddler did just exactly this today when her mum turned it off. She's been on the screen since morning. Had to turn it on to have peace. Was advised I can still let her have that till when she's 3yrs.
Career / Re: Please Help With Ideas For A Career Path. by Joemavel(m): 6:47am On Apr 23, 2023
BigDickProblems:




Please listen and Listen Carefully. If there is any advice here that you really want to take heed of, let it not be Crypto. I beg you in the name of whatever you believe in. I saw someone in the first thread advising you on that path. Please don't.

I have lost over $2,500 on Crypto. I beg you. It's a thing of luck. In a few minutes you can become the richest young man in the world, and in the couple of seconds, you are probably the poorest among your village dwellers. Your Greed knows no bound and this is where it will get you. Please I beg you.

Learn any Data associated roles if you will love it though: Data Analysis, Data Science, Data Engineering etc.


Take this advice from someone who has seen the in and out of Crypto for over 5 years. Crypto should be something for someone who is stinkingly rich not for someone trying to get their feet on the ground.
Hi bro, This data science I researched about it and it needs one good in mathematics and statistics... Can I pm u? i
Food / Re: Which Of These Local Snacks Did You Enjoy As A Child? (pics) by Joemavel(m): 5:25am On Apr 22, 2023
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