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Food / Re: My Fiancee Doesn't Know How To Cook by joggs: 6:30pm On Sep 10, 2012
ashmanpolo: Every man deserves a woman that can convert all these raw materials they buy from the market into a finished healthy food. Fresh, vibrant recipe ideas packed with the good stuffs to have you feeling and looking better than ever.

In the interim, prior to marriage how can you condone a wife-to-be that cannot even toast bread. You give her a million naira to prepare even if it's two cups of rice it still won't work out.
She prepares egusi soup and you def will need spoon to eat dat food

She makes her own idea of a fresh fish pepper soup and you'll see coagulated blood inside the fish floating on top of
What i Should call your grandmother's urine.

You return home extra-famished to get a salty, pepperish food dat will send u straight to the toilet

U decide to go lowkey on beans and you'll end up shuttling btw ur room and the rest room. Dat night don't even think of wearing boxers cause u'R just gonna mess it up. Just tie her wrapper.

Now this is a girl you l♡ve so much and don't wanta loose.
Pls what should POSTER do?


Send her to a catering school, if u claim u really love her
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Teju Babyface's Church Wedding by joggs: 1:23pm On Sep 03, 2012
Congrats, Mr and Mrs Teju Oyelakin
Family / Re: How Do You Welcome Your Husband Home After Work? by joggs: 5:39pm On Aug 29, 2012
[quote author=ikekings]Chai!!!! Some ladies are funny...##cheers

Oh my gost!!!
Romance / Re: How Many Boyfriends Can A Nigerian Girl Have? - Video by joggs: 5:34pm On Aug 29, 2012
So many, depending on her choice
Health / Re: Five Die After Eating Amala In Ondo by joggs: 5:33pm On Aug 29, 2012
So unfortunate
Romance / Re: Pet Names You Call Your Spouse/ Fiance by joggs: 6:09pm On Aug 22, 2012
I used to call him- BOBO MI

celemel: Hi y'all, lets share the names we call our loved ones. They are sometimes very romantic and I guess copy-cats may find our entries helpful in mendng their broken or near-broken relationships. Please bare it all here. Thanks for your response.

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