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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kamala Harris Gets Over 200+ Endorsements From Republicans by johbara: 2:50pm On Sep 11
God1000:
Lol


Are you a misogynist? Kamala Harris is the next US president
In your dreams grin
Travel / Re: The Proposed Marina And Mile 2 Interchanges In Lagos by johbara: 10:48am On Aug 22
franchasofficia:
Why did Sanwo-Olu abandoned all the intra-city roads in Lagos to their sorry state?

I learnt you cannot move one meter in most parts of Lagos state like Ikotun, Isolo, Ejigbo, Satellite town, Festac, Oshodi, Mafoluku, etc without having a flat tyre or damaged car suspension due to completely worn out roads which Lagos state government have refused to maintain or repave except the ones done by Governor Ambode before they ganged up and pushed him away just because Igbos praised his infrastructural achievement in Lagos and supported him.


A whole mega city like Lagos is still struggling to maintain intra-city roads even in its central areas like Isolo, Mushin, Oshodi, Mafoluku? Tufiakwa angry

Please tell us the state of your States intra-city roads.
Politics / Re: FG Starts Free CNG Conversion For Commercial Vehicles by johbara: 11:24am On Aug 14
Is that cylinder explosion Free??..... keeping a pressurerised cylinder at the back of a car would scare the s**t out of me
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Season 9 Winner To Walk Away With N100m — Organisers by johbara: 1:53pm On Jul 17
Perfect timing..... just when people day plan to protest. Better distraction format grin grin
Politics / Re: LASG Apologises To Residents For Severe Flooding, Blames It On Nature by johbara: 8:32pm On Jul 05
RighteousDemon:
Apologize for Wetin?
Becos she see me for Lagos,
another misinformation
and now I’m losing my patience o…

Oh my dealer
Oh my dealer
Oh my dealer I wan enter Canada grin

I wish I fit like this your post twice grin grin
Politics / Re: Delta Group, NNU Rejects Inclusion In Proposed Anioma State by johbara: 8:22pm On Jun 26
AlomoReloaded:
Confused mofos.
Those so called Delta-Igbos are more confused than I'd ever wish my worst enemy. They'll vehemently tell you they are not Igbo.... That they are Delta... Just like Fulani, saying "I'm Kaduna".... When pushed further, they'll say they are "Delta-Igbo".... One just can't help but wonder the kind of iberiibe that will make them add Igbo, to Delta and still say they aren't Igbo.
Funny people. When they jam Isoko, Urhobo, Itsekiri, and the wahala giving Ijaw, they'll be quick to say they are Igbo... Just to hide under the protective shadow of the title of "Igbo"....
Very funny people.

The Wahala giving Ijaw part really got me cracking up 🤣🤣

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenya's President Withdraws Tax Plan After Deadly Protest by johbara: 8:08pm On Jun 26
Worldofall:
The people will always win
. Definitely not happening in Nigeria
Business / Re: FG Drops Tax Charges Against Tigran Gambaryan, Binance Executive by johbara: 3:59pm On Jun 14
Idiots
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Nigerian Soldiers Celebrating The Liberation Of Port Harcourt by johbara: 10:03am On Jun 14
gidgiddy:
They won the war

But never could win peace, unity and progress, even to this day.

America fought civil war, but became the greatest country on earth

Nigeria fought civil war but became world's poverty capital

At least something good came out of the American civil war, nothing good came out the Nigerian civil war

Simply because the war was Bourne out of selfish reasons.
Education / Re: Brickhall School: Autopsy Report Confirms Miguel Ovoke Died From Choking On Meat by johbara: 10:21pm On Jun 07
airsaylongcome:


Heimlich maneuver, not water.
Educate please 🙏

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Travel / Re: Azman Air Hostesses Dressed In Hijab (Photos) by johbara: 10:05pm On Jun 07
Are we correct to say all their female air hostess are Muslims?? ..... hope they did not force this outfit on their non-muslim staffs just to chase clout.
Just so you know,
This is not a typical Nigerian way of dressing, rather an imposed tradition from their colonial Fulani/Islamic Jihadists/Marauders so there's nothing Nigerian about this and nothing to celebrate here

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Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: Labour rejects FG's N60k offer, may proceed on strike in June by johbara: 4:46pm On May 28
They added #3k....we reduced #3k.....this is very good, since na crayfish them day prize.

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Sports / Re: Olarenwaju Kayode And Zinny Olanrewaju White Wedding Pictures by johbara: 5:28pm On May 26
Abeg who D bange day hold for that pic??
Politics / Re: Labour Slashes Proposed New Minimum Wage To N500,000 by johbara: 8:35am On May 23
bluebay:
We all know Nigeria cannot pay 200k sef as minimum.wage . Its not possible ... put the greed behind and face reality

We all know Nigeria as of today can't pay that sum....me thinks the idea behind the #615 is aim for the Moon and fall on a star. Las las na a little over #100k the matter go end
Education / Re: Nigerian Students In Teesside University Ordered To Leave UK by johbara: 2:00pm On May 22
This is so so sad......
Politics / Re: Kano Assembly Agrees To Amend Law Ganduje Used To Dethrone Sanusi by johbara: 6:54pm On May 21
deathtoLeo:
Ganduje is been broken into pieces.
Tinubu will align with Abba Yusuf because gandoller is useless to him.
person that lost kano as a governor have nothing to offer him in kano so he'll toss him away for Abba Yusuf.

Same thing he's going to do to wike grin grin

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Politics / Re: Kano Assembly Agrees To Amend Law Ganduje Used To Dethrone Sanusi by johbara: 6:53pm On May 21
deathtoLeo:
Ganduje is been broken into pieces.
Tinubu will align with Abba Yusuf because gandoller is useless to him.
person that lost kano as a governor have nothing to offer him in kano so he'll toss him away for Abba Yusuf.

Same thing he's going to do to wike in Rivers State grin grin

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Politics / Re: Davido Visits The FCT Minister, Wike In His Abuja Residence by johbara: 9:11am On May 21
Wike and his love for brown doors.
Politics / Re: Obidients Must Stop Engaging Reno Omokri On Social Media by johbara: 3:47pm On May 20
yarimo:
But Obidients claim RENO is helping obi to make him popular so why ignoring someone that you claim is helping you? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Confused lot

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Politics / Re: Wike inspects Projects to celebrate President Tinubu's one year in office by johbara: 10:20am On May 18
Wike my guy grin grin
Seriously plotting nothing less than VP position beyond 2027 hence the battle for the soul of Rivers State as his major bargaining chip post 2027. Hate him or love him, he has good taste and loves to leave a mark on whatever he touches.
Give him a job, he gets it done.
Pets / Re: Man Finds His Dog Hanging Dead (Video) by johbara: 3:47pm On May 17
Una Sha get luck say no be John Wick dog.....🤣🤣
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Sworn In As Russian President For Fifth Time by johbara: 12:33pm On May 08
Putin is gradually becoming the past, the present and the future of Russia grin grin
Food / Re: One Food You Cannot Understand Why People Enjoy It. by johbara: 7:20pm On May 02
Those days in Enugu as a student 2004-2010
(IMT-CAMPUS 2,3, SHANTALL,) (ESUTH- MSP, AGBANI)

Nothing beats:

* Soya milk & buns
* Zobo & buns
*Okpa & mountain dew ( @ ESBS or Ugwuaji you get the best Okpa) that year angry
* Abacha & palmy from Udi @Njemanze was next to none.

042 anytime any day twice on a Sunday.

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Romance / Re: Couple Walk Over Guests Like Carpets At Wedding (Photos) by johbara: 5:06pm On May 02
Tomorrow now, they will divorce and somebody will be crying 😭😭 of waist pain in vain.
Politics / Re: Landmark: Peter Obi Is inciting S/Easterners Against Tinubu - Umahi (vid, Pix) by johbara: 6:06pm On May 01
To all those shouting we have a lot of delapitated roads in the south, why build a coastal road. Remember there are lots of dilapidated roads in the South-East before they built the second Niger bridge but we didn't hear any crys.

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Family / Re: Woman To Divorce Husband After 1 Week Of Marriage Over Huge Gbola by johbara: 3:02pm On Apr 27
Klass99:


I speak for myself but I think majority of us want men to;

1. Get us to climax regardless of the diick size, don't be so fixated on the size that you become either arrogant or insecure, wrongly assuming you know best what women want. Arrogance is typical of men with big diicks and insecurity typical of ones with small diicks. Most of us don't climax through penetrative sex but you guys often assume a big diick is all that's needed for rocking our world. If we genuinely like you, we like you! And the size of your diick is not going to matter, so long as you are a sweet and loving person, in and out of bed.

2. Speak the love language of your woman and see if she doesn't respond in good measure, loving you back in your own language. Quality time and physical touch are my love languages, e dey bust my head die when a man speaks one or both of my languages, especially when he acts on his own without me telling him what my languages are. The two men who've done so in my life got the best out of me. Don't try to love us in the way men assume women want to be loved, understand the woman you're with and her love language.

3. Listen to us and stop assuming you know everything about us and the female anatomy. For example you assume money and a big diick drives every woman crazy, whereas the man I'm currently crazy about is just a simple, down to earth, practical, quality and lovely man. Quality and loveliness in terms of his soul, character and actions. He doesn't have a bank account larger than the law should allow, doesn't even drive a jeep but a Peugeot 406 but the persona and person he is at the core of his being is what drives me crazy. It doesn't hurt that he is good looking with a fine masculine voice.


You just made a whole lot of sense here.

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Travel / Re: The Reconstruction Of Mile 110-Ring Road In Oyo (Pictures) by johbara: 8:39am On Apr 26
I thought they said Ibadan was purely brown roof republic.......I don't see no brown roofs grin grin
Crime / Re: Nigeria Army Dismisses Two Soldiers Who Stole From Dangote’s Refinery by johbara: 7:54pm On Apr 22
Dapromzy333:


https://platinumtimes.ng/breaking-nigeria-army-dismisses-two-soldiers-who-stole-from-dangotes-refinery/


Imagine the disgrace these two have brought upon their generations yet unborn. Chai.
Travel / Re: Federal Govt Completes Dualisation Of 220km Keffi-Akwanga-Lafia-Makurdi Road by johbara: 7:42pm On Apr 22
Godfullsam:
Does that really mean we don't have indigenous construction 🚧 companies in Nigeria that can handle good road construction projects?

Must the Chinese do everything for us in this 21 century?

It is not as if these Chinese companies do good quality job anyway..
.

It's Chinese monies that funds such projects, hence they handle the construction and still toll as a way of recovering their investment.
Career / Re: Since I Slept With My Staff She No Longer Respects Me Pls Advise Me by johbara: 9:03pm On Apr 15
zed7:
Always avoid women who know your office or house if you don't intend to be serious with her. Every man should know this.

Baba you are a legend.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Vows 'Stronger Response' After Shooting Down Iranian Drones And Missiles by johbara: 3:17pm On Apr 14
Kaycee9242:
Una go end this sweet world one day then all man go rest
.

My brother... you see as people way don day enjoy better life for decades down the line......and we way just decide say make we just enjoy life no matter how we see am.......9aim this yeye people wan just DABARU the Earth 🌎 for us then relocate to MARS. abi??
God day Sha.

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