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Crime / Re: Three Nigerians Arrested For Drug Smuggling In Indonesia May Face Death Penalty by Johel(m): 8:57am On Mar 16, 2023

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Education / Re: When School Fees Are Not Paid, Who Should Be Punished? Student? Or The Parents? by Johel(m): 8:55am On Mar 16, 2023
essentialone:
When school fees are not paid, who should be punished?

Student?

Or the Parents?


Parents
Car Talk / Re: Which Model Of Mercedes Can I Buy For 2.5M by Johel(m): 8:38pm On Mar 15, 2023
cbrass:
Hello, I have this craze for Benz cars, but I am on a very lean budget.
So which model can I get for N2,5M or worse case 3M?
Thanks

Sorry Na your name
Car Talk / Re: Buying My First Car by Johel(m): 5:45pm On Mar 15, 2023
Wealthoptulent:

Bmw, if u gat balls. I waded in 2015 till date... still in the game.
4 bmw , i tried 3 Toyota tho, but las las went back to my devil BMW 😈.



Just make sure u get the toks, I don't like N-engines, L6 are the best.


BMW....my favourite car, I will choose that car over a Benz

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Fashion / Re: I Am Addicted To Wearing Shoes by Johel(m): 5:42pm On Mar 15, 2023
blacksam01:
guyz..this habit has been on and off during my teenage years and mom cautioned us against not wearing a foot wear ( shoe particularly) so we dont get peirced by sharp object..we end up weari g them to bed most of the time..and sh comes to remove them

...during my varsity days..in economics department it was mandatory to always wear shoes or sandals by both male nd female, as pam slippers are banned. i prefered shoe cuz of our outlook which usually resemble bankers outlook ( of course pam will make a nonsense of it..

watching movies , also news i noticed that Nigerians aare the only people on earth aside the arabs dt dont wear shoes..so it solidified my stance..many atimes i see guyz return from abroad and hardky can move around without wearing good shoes...

i wore shoes for straight 4years in my varisty days

after skl.. interviews days outlook and of course most of my school like clothing became my norm..i hv since gotten adicted to shoes dat i salivate on seeing good ones..

currently i tend to see ppl ( especially guys ) who dont wear shoe as shabily dressed and nomata what they wear and how expensive it is....they look like well dressed tout..

please am.i normal..?

i mean like i wear shoes like 90% of the time..only in my compound or neighborhood do i wear pam slippers..and i hate to buy them

it lead me to ask the question...why are Nigerians not wearing shoes most of the time...?


I wear shoes always, even around my hood, but I wanted to free my feet a bit more so I started wearing half covered footwears and sandals and I wear them with socks.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Did You Say You Won’t Do That You Are Doing Now? by Johel(m): 5:39pm On Mar 15, 2023
6ixT8:


LoL.

I never take up to 5 ciga altogether since my existence.

I've always being curious as to the effects of cigar compare to weed. Aside the initial weakness it induce after huffing it.


Lol...bro cigga no be good thing make I no lie, it's just that I started smoking at a very early age ,the addiction is mad, but I've reduced it totally and soon I will stop totally too...weed is life, cigga is nonsense.
Music/Radio / Re: Asake Performs “Yoga And Organise” On The Tonight Show by Johel(m): 8:48am On Mar 15, 2023
Nairaland / General / Re: What Did You Say You Won’t Do That You Are Doing Now? by Johel(m): 8:47am On Mar 15, 2023
6ixT8:
ciga why not weed?


Weed Na my daily bread...I just do ciggy occasionally and not more than 2 sticks.
Politics / Re: ‘Collapse Your Structure, Join Me To Save Lagos’, Rhodes-Vivour Tells PDP by Johel(m): 11:11pm On Mar 14, 2023
Odewaleadesoye:


VANGUARD


Yes...jandor should team up with Rhodes to change Lagos from captivity and godfatherism...Lagos can be better than this...how can a acclaimed mega city be the most stressful and hazardous.?

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Food / Re: See The #4'550 Meal I Bought At Chicken Republic This Morning. by Johel(m): 8:42pm On Mar 14, 2023
ahnie:
Just got these meals,2 small plate of rice,energy drink,a small bowl of whipped Salad and two small plastic cans of fanta at chicken republic at nnebisi road this morning @ 4'550 naira.

To me it's not with the money,the lady said they hacked their prices up since last week.

But I cud remember a thread here where a guy bought from chicken republic too with two heavy chicken served to him.


Why dem nor served me big chicken like that guys own undecided

P.s,the essence of this thread is not to show off,this is food thread.


Na you zuzu....that meal is ₩1,350 at the same chicken Republic

Salad
Rice
Chicken
And pet drink.

Very affordable and enjoyable...been going to chicken Republic since 3days now to eat because of the cash restrictions...so I just pay with my card.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Did You Say You Won’t Do That You Are Doing Now? by Johel(m): 8:38pm On Mar 14, 2023
chatinent:
1. When I was using a Symbian phone, I said I wouldn’t ever use an Android and that it was fragile and not button-friendly. But I still use Android.

2. I said Apple Phones were a total waste of money and rather than buying it, I’d buy land. Omo, I still buy am. đŸ«Ł

3. Say I no go fit borrow money for loan apps. E hook me one day, I borrow o
my voice was beginning to lost. Damn.đŸ«Ą

4. Would never fight. Not until two boys waylaid me on the road to accost and steal from me. Some secondary-school looking boys o. As in, apart from everything, if you no fear my size, you no fear my height? I beat beat am as if I wan kill am. 😩

5. I won’t run from my fellow man. Not until I was in Biu, Bornu State and we headed to catch fish in a small stream recommended by my Hausa roommate who kind of knew the locals and environs well. They’ve caught some before so it was factual. We reach there, e no tey some armed men begin pursue us o. I ran like say I wan die. Literally, I thought I was dead cos of the news of Boko Haram there. Sha, they were civilian JTFs.🙄

6. Girl no fit beat me. It was in primary three. Normally, I don’t cause troubles. But this girl Loveth has been threatening me with fights for no just reason. As the wicked souls in the class may want it, they’ve already staged a ring for the fight. As I came, hanty pushed me. On swifts, I held myself and subscribed to ‘I don’t fight girls.’ She threw a slap and I block with my wrist
 my hand nearly break. I just held myself and left. Later I knew she was one Ngwa girl who’s stayed at the village all her life, and she was bigger than us all, and stronger.

Sha I still respected the fact say I no disgrace myselfđŸ€­


* Masturbation...still doing it to avoid catching feelings, sleeping with different girls, catching STDs,also to last longer than the normal while having sex, to relax and sleep too, to kill unnecessary sexual urge when faced with a sexy lady.

* Smoking cigarettes...I reduced it from 6sticks to 1 or 2, I smoke cigarette just once in a while now like once in a week, 3× in a month depending on the mood tho.

* Over reacting...I stopped over reacting but I do atimes when I'm extremely pissed at someone's irritating behaviours, utterances and attitude, when I over react, I feel this guilt deep down and I try retrace my steps.

After all...we all aim to be better and to do better.

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Politics / Re: What Did Buhari, Emefiele New Naira Notes & Cashless Policy Achieve? by Johel(m): 8:26am On Mar 14, 2023
Omooba77:
Buhari New Naira Note and Cashless Policy achieved?


Two idiots. angry angry
Religion / Re: Reaction Of A Man After Attending Jehovah's Witnesses Wedding For The First Time by Johel(m): 8:03am On Mar 14, 2023
MaxInDHouse:


NO! It's the line of thought of millions across the globe following Jesus of Nazareth {John 17:22} so if you find anyone who doesn't agree with this know today that such a person is not a disciple of the man who said all his disciples must have the same line of thought {John 17:20-23} such a person is on his or her own {Luke 11:23} that's why Jesus said he will deny them during the judgment.
WHY? Because they lack equity! Matthew 7:21-23


Ok
Religion / Re: Reaction Of A Man After Attending Jehovah's Witnesses Wedding For The First Time by Johel(m): 7:47am On Mar 14, 2023
MaxInDHouse:


There's no glory for any God until worshipers suffice because it's the worshipers that gives Him praise not lifeless matters.
So in the absence of a united family of worshipers unanimously praising there is no real God! wink


Ok o...Na your opinion be that and you proved me right that Jehovah witness people's beliefs doesn't align with other Christians.
Religion / Re: Reaction Of A Man After Attending Jehovah's Witnesses Wedding For The First Time by Johel(m): 9:12pm On Mar 13, 2023
MaxInDHouse:


The only qualification of being called "GOD" is the availability of worshipers that unanimously acknowledge one being. Where people face different directions in worship then each person is his or her own God! smiley


Without humans, there was God and there will still be after man goes extinct and if humans become as useless as they are becoming,then God will make the stones more useful.
Politics / Re: Naira Scarcity: NLC Threatens Strike, Gives FG Seven-day Ultimatum by Johel(m): 8:14pm On Mar 13, 2023

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Phones / Re: Unveiling Of The TECNO SPARK 10 Series (specifications And Images) by Johel(m): 8:13pm On Mar 13, 2023
Abiodunspectre:
Smartphone brand TECNO has officially announced the launch of it's youth centric device "TECNO SPARK 10 Series on it's official social media channels.

The device is said to be powered by a powerful MediaTek G88 Gaming Processor for an impressive gaming performance and effective multitasking.

It also comes with large a 6.8" Full HD display for your viewing pleasure with 90hz screen refresh rate. The device has a 5000mah large battery capacity and an 18W fast charge.

You can as well get things done without a touch with it inbuilt NFC technology.

See below for images and more specs.



Looks good...Tecno dey try make I no lie....but Xiaomi Na their daddy. grin grin

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Will Learn That Power Does Not Come From Bourdillon – Kenneth Okonkwo by Johel(m): 8:09pm On Mar 13, 2023
ChukwuObe:


And who will the Anambra agberos vote for on Satruday?


Bend down, and ask your Anus thru the mirror.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Will Learn That Power Does Not Come From Bourdillon – Kenneth Okonkwo by Johel(m): 8:08pm On Mar 13, 2023
Parachoko:
Sanwo Olu will have at least, 60% of the vote

If Ikpeazu and Ugwuanyi that performed woefully in their first tenure were reelected, Sanwo Olu will be reflected because he has perform far better than Ikpeazu and Ugwuanyi who were rewarded with second terms.


Who be those ones?....ikpezuzu abi Ugwu leaf? undecided

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Religion / Re: Reaction Of A Man After Attending Jehovah's Witnesses Wedding For The First Time by Johel(m): 8:06pm On Mar 13, 2023
MaxInDHouse:


I can understand your plight, many share the same outlook but the fact remains that in the absence of a gathering of worshipers there is NO GOD!


Nah...God is present everywhere like the air that we breath, God will exist even when the world ends...and many don't share my outlook, few ones do. wink wink

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Will Learn That Power Does Not Come From Bourdillon – Kenneth Okonkwo by Johel(m): 7:12pm On Mar 13, 2023
Parachoko:
Sanwo Olu will get e at least 60% of the vote


because of the poor traders, the poor miscreants,hoodlums and agberos, the poor ones that are feeding on ₩1,500....Sane ones will not vote Sanwo Olu with all that has happened so far.
Religion / Re: Reaction Of A Man After Attending Jehovah's Witnesses Wedding For The First Time by Johel(m): 7:08pm On Mar 13, 2023
MaxInDHouse:


Hmmmmmmmmmmmm that somehow is not the real truth because the title "GOD" means "SUPREME BEING" and the word BELIEVE connotes TRUST so if you're a being but you can't feel the presence of the one who is supreme in any gathering of intelligent beings then you don't believe (trust) in the fact that any being is supreme. It's only in the gathering of intelligent beings that faith in a supreme being can be demonstrated, in the absence of that there is no proof of any supreme being.

To illustrate imagine someone telling you that he trust in a King (supreme ruler) but can't see or present any organized subjects of the so called "King" to cement his TRUST how real is such TRUST or BELIEVE? undecided


Lol...fukk the church!, Christians to the lions grin cheesy grin...I know God the Almighty,the creator...Religion is man made, anything man made is irrelevant to God's entire plan...I don't know Christianity, I know truth.

Never will I be in the gathering of hypocrites, I rather go behind closed door and relate with the Almighty and for sure he acknowledges that even more

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Politics / Re: Obi Reveals Next Action If INEC Refuses To Obey Court Order To Inspect Materials by Johel(m): 5:17pm On Mar 13, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
This Obi will not let us drink water and drop cup in peace, what is so hard in moving on? I wonder what would have become of Nigeria if he had come second? Seriously he’s disturbing the peace of this country .


Only failures move on so easily
Religion / Re: God Will Save Common Nigerians Oppressed By Those In Authority – Adeboye by Johel(m): 5:16pm On Mar 13, 2023
Religion / Re: Reaction Of A Man After Attending Jehovah's Witnesses Wedding For The First Time by Johel(m): 5:15pm On Mar 13, 2023
MaxInDHouse:

So in a nutshell you're an atheist or agnostic who is opposed to organized setting when talking about worship, shey? smiley


Well...I'm just a neutral being who believes in the Almighty creator... I don't believe in any religion whatsoever.
Food / Re: Nigerian Man Hits A Deer In The US And Takes It Home For Eating (pics/vid) by Johel(m): 1:31pm On Mar 13, 2023
officialwdhtv:
Nigerian man hits a deer with his car in the United States and takes it home for eating cheesy

Take a listen!!!

Source:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpseAVJJ4eb/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgydUx74baU


Greedy man, because of big meat wey him wan chop, him badge him motor come kill the poor foreign animal join.... NIGERIANS are wicked pple.
Celebrities / Re: Tems Slammed For Her "Rude" View-Blocking Dress At The Oscars (video) by Johel(m): 1:28pm On Mar 13, 2023

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Religion / Re: Reaction Of A Man After Attending Jehovah's Witnesses Wedding For The First Time by Johel(m): 1:24pm On Mar 13, 2023
chatinent:


If it isn’t in the Bible and they don’t do it as Christians as they claim, how are they wrong?


I did not say they are wrong, I only said their beliefs don't align with other Christians e.g the Catholic and the Pentecostal and white garments.... Religion is a scam!!.
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 34th Birthday Today by Johel(m): 1:22pm On Mar 13, 2023
teeshet:
whats your dick size?

If you are a girl asking,I will tell you, if Na guy you be, I for like slap you. angry
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 34th Birthday Today by Johel(m): 1:20pm On Mar 13, 2023
kaywhy09:


She's mine undecided


We go share her grin grin
Politics / Re: Emefiele Denies Plotting Against Tinubu by Johel(m): 10:17am On Mar 13, 2023
Nemere2020:


https://www.thecable.ng/fake-and-malicious-news-emefiele-denies-plotting-against-tinubu/amp


These evil old man should release cash!!!...Nigerians never know wetin dey their front until it starts affecting them personally before they take action.
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 34th Birthday Today by Johel(m): 10:16am On Mar 13, 2023
nlfpmod:
Yemi Alade Turns 34 Today.



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yemi_Alade


I really wanna fukk this diva...she's gonna be a wonder woman on bed and I'm gonna be superman ontop of her grin grin

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