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Webmasters / Re: Whatsapp To Stop Working On Iphone 5, 45 Android Phones From Dec 31 (see List) by Johel(m): 7:49pm On Dec 28, 2022
iamyemiakins:
Who still dey use all these listed phones dey WhatsApp sef grin


Pple plenty wey still dey use those phones ...some will still pass it to their children sef...lol grin grin
Webmasters / Re: Whatsapp To Stop Working On Iphone 5, 45 Android Phones From Dec 31 (see List) by Johel(m): 7:47pm On Dec 28, 2022
HonNL:


SOURCE





Na outdated softwares,reason being you didn't see the likes of Xiaomi devices and opoo,neither Tecno.
Food / Re: I Prepared Lunch For Me And My Wife Just 120naira by Johel(m): 6:38pm On Dec 28, 2022
Obavoh:
This is my wife’s favorite meal. She eats it a lot when she is pregnant.

Sometimes she will even wake me up at midnight to prepare it for her. Women!

Garri. 1 cup - 50 naira
Palm oil. 50 naira (I didn’t use all)
Onion. 20naira
We had salt, maggi and fresh pepper at home.

Simple recipe:Add garri to a clean bowl

Add onions and fresh pepper. Add salt and seasoning to your taste

Add palm oil and mix thoroughly till its well combined


Una be aboki Abi una grow for North??...omo
Celebrities / Re: Bob Marley's Grandson, Joseph Marley, Dies At 31 (Photo) by Johel(m): 4:34pm On Dec 28, 2022
HeartlessMan:


Stop blaming innocent cold temperature. Many American asthmatic patients survive annually.

He died as a result of his weakened genes due to his grandfather's excessive marijuana intake which affected some critical genomes over the years.

Same thing will happen to Seun and Femi Kuti's seeds. I always laugh when people say weed has no effect on humans. People engage in all sorts of immorality and expect that it will just vanish. grin Dey play.

Whether Bobrisky and James Brown are acting doesn't matter. Their grandkids will develop homosexual traits because they are both modifying their genes presently to perfect that behaviour in their descendants.

Do a thorough check of your intending partner's background before settling down so you don't get thrown into what you have no idea about.


You cannot cheat nature.


You are talking in the rubbish and nonsense.
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Snake We Killed In My Neighborhood. by Johel(m): 4:20pm On Dec 28, 2022
Odogwujayy:
Morning Nairalanders, see the deadly cobra we killed in my area. I'm still in shock.



That's a deadly evil serpent there...

God forbid BATin.
Family / Re: I Won't Collect Bride Price For My Daughters If Disvirgined Before Marriage- Man by Johel(m): 10:45am On Dec 28, 2022
ebukajay184:
I Won't Collect Bride Price For My Daughters, If They Are Disvirgined Before Marriage - Nigerian Man

A Port Harcourt based man, Kapav Riksha, has said that he won't collect bride price from his daughters' suitors if they are not virgins, IGBERETV reports.

He stated this on Facebook while responding to a man seeking advice after his in-law to be, gave him a list of marital items worth almost N1.2m.

"Demanding huge money for a loose woman is fraud, u can do some traditional rite but I will not collect bride price for any of my daughter's if they are disvirgined before marriage," he said.

In response to a comment, he said;

"I am not ignorant of that, in a case of rape d husband to be should decide,, but if I know she is promiscuous there is no need of collecting"



As it should be.
Events / Re: Calabar Carnival Turns Bloody As Vehicle Rams Into Onlookers (Graphic) by Johel(m): 10:43am On Dec 28, 2022
godonzoki:
Today, 27 Dec 2022 was slated for Bikers Carnival as part of events building up to the 2022 Carnival.
The event started well with the Gov, Orof Ben Ayade declaring the show open. Shortly after, a vehicle from no where rammed to onlookers who were watching the show from the pedestrian walkway by Bogobiri (Hausa settlement) along Mary Slessor road killing 7 on the spot and about 25 terribly wounded. This aggravated the onlookers who started hauling stones on the bikers.
The state government is yet to give an official statement about the incidence

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/12/calabar-carnival-frsc-confirms-7-dead-29-critically-injured-in-bikers-parade/


It was a deliberate something...rip to the dead.

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Politics / Re: Umahi Orders Arrest Of APC Chairman, Reps Candidate Over Murder Of Three Persons by Johel(m): 9:07am On Dec 28, 2022
NwaNimo1:


https://independent.ng/umahi-orders-arrest-of-apc-chairman-reps-candidate-over-murder-of-three-persons/


Na APC dey carry out all the ongoing evils in Nigeria...satanic party.

God forbid BATin
Business / Re: Aminu Dantata: I Am Just Waiting For My Time, I No Longer Enjoy Life by Johel(m): 9:05am On Dec 28, 2022
Olasyke:

Nah bro, the generational wealth he'll leave behind makes it worth it.


If not well managed,the wealth will still burn to the ground.
Business / Re: Aminu Dantata: I Am Just Waiting For My Time, I No Longer Enjoy Life by Johel(m): 9:03am On Dec 28, 2022
brain54:
Striking resemblance with Dangote…


Seems like same conclusion Solomon came to.

See In the end All is vanity!
Life is a rat race period…


Truly,all is vanity...but just make money for your own good,so that one won't live horribly and die horribly.
Politics / Re: G5 Governors Set To Endorse Peter Obi In London by Johel(m): 8:58am On Dec 28, 2022
ECASH120:

https://independent.ng/2023-presidency-g-5-in-uk-to-ratify-peter-obis-endorsement/


Peter Obi is the man for the job... Tinubu is a viper, dangerous yet very poisonous.

God forbid BATin

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Politics / Re: I’m Not Spare Tyre, I Do Not ‘Bedwet’ — NNPP Presidential Candidate, Kwankwaso by Johel(m): 8:55am On Dec 28, 2022

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Politics / Re: Olisa Metuh Criticizes Arthur Eze Over Obi Comments by Johel(m): 8:50pm On Dec 27, 2022
Kingsmeal:
Olisa Metuh former PDP National Publicity secretary has hit back at Arthur Eze over his comment on HE Peter Obi.

In a Facebook post, the former PDP Chieftain lampooneed the Anambra born Billionaire over his anti Obi comments.

Read below...



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02svmZPJRFzCeL3sWSGvy2eGTKCJv3rztQatgTMoGqaX961vBhhkxVCwRc1txBMGPkl&id=654207441&sfnsn=scwspmo


Peter Obi is giving demons sleepless nights....God punish devil and God forbid BATin.

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Politics / Re: Obidients Will Reap The Fruit Of Their Threats And Insults - Reno Omokri by Johel(m): 4:17pm On Dec 27, 2022
Igbo:


https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1607678046181498880


This elections really exposed how stupid a lot of people are.
Romance / Re: Aftermath Of Christmas: Matters Arising by Johel(m): 4:15pm On Dec 27, 2022
Kennyprince:
So yesterday was Christmas and as usual alot happened: good , bad and ugly.

From your end, kindly share your experience.

Did anyone chop breakfast


Was home in the morning, my close friend called me out to merry with his family, then I called another of my friend to accompany me there...it was lit, enough weed,meat and liquor,was damn high till I found my way outta my friend's place, I couldn't reach my house cos it was already too late,so I slept at the house of the one that accompanied me..Next morning I woke and went home and I've been home all day long... Peaceful,less dramatic and cool..

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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Serves Husband An Empty Plate For Refusing To Help In The Kitchen by Johel(m): 3:59pm On Dec 27, 2022
sadiyamuhammad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4zJAJY7oAU

A hilarious video has shown the moment a Nigerian woman served her husband an empty plate for refusing to help her in the kitchen.

Before carrying out her action, the woman gave a background explanation that informed what she was going to do.

In a TikTok video, she said that she wanted him to help her with the food but he replied that he was tired as a result of working out at the gym and also had a football match to see.

The woman who wasn't having his excuses revealed that she had gone to the market to buy the ingredients, did the laundry and took care of the house.

She said he was only to assist her in cooking and yet he was giving excuses.

https://www.legit.ng/people/family-relationship/1511322-marry-friend-wife-serves-hubby-empty-plate-funny-video-refused-kitchen/


Mumu...you cannot even allow us hear from them directly you just dey talk your own with your yeye voice, pronunciations and smelling mouth angry angry, you for allow us hear wetin dem dey talk.

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Celebrities / Re: James Brown Celebrates His Younger Sister, Grace Brown, On Her Birthday (Photos) by Johel(m): 2:54pm On Dec 27, 2022
JasonScoolari:
E better make person born THIEF than to born MUMU.

Happy birthday.


He's better as James Brown than being a thief...stop talking nonsense...thief sef Na Mumu, because any sensible person will never be a thief.

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Phones / Re: What Is The Best Phone You Used And Enjoyed So Far? by Johel(m): 2:51pm On Dec 27, 2022
Saddieq:
There's always that phone you don't want to leave or that phone you once used or still using that gave or still giving you the best thrilling and enjoyable experience ever..

Mine was Redmi note 4.
3gb Ram
32gb Rom
10 cores Cpu clocked at max 2.1Ghz
Mediatek X20
Android 6
Fastest machine of a phone I have ever used


Mhen!!! back then in 2017 that phone was my sixth sense organ. Using that phone was really amazing. I still can't believe it was stolen.


REDMI NOTE 10 PRO!!

GOD punish iphone angry angry

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Politics / Re: LP Rejects Thisday Poll , Says Peter Obi Popular Across The Federation by Johel(m): 2:50pm On Dec 27, 2022
madridguy:
The labouring in vain party will not stop making person to laugh grin LP candidate graduated as third class student and no amount of shouting will make him first or second in the real poll.

Jagaban no get rival.

Emi lokan of Nigeria is our next president.


You will continue to labour in vain for supporting evil.
Politics / Re: Terrorists Invade Kaduna Community On Christmas Day, Kill Resident, Abduct 45 by Johel(m): 9:27am On Dec 27, 2022

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Crime / Re: Three Men Found Dead In Ibadan, Organs Reportedly Harvested by Johel(m): 9:25am On Dec 27, 2022
Crime / Re: Three Men Found Dead In Ibadan, Organs Reportedly Harvested by Johel(m): 9:16am On Dec 27, 2022
Politics / Re: 2023 Election: Atiku Challenges Tinubu To Debate by Johel(m): 9:15am On Dec 27, 2022
Racoon:

https://tribuneonlineng.com/2023-election-atiku-challenges-tinubu-to-debate/


Atiku is more sound that the evil bat..

God forbid BATin
Romance / Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Johel(m): 11:07pm On Dec 26, 2022
Naijaisshitho:
Women look down at me all the time. I've never successfully dated a girl before. I usually beg my way in to see without success . However, this afternoon, this girl I've been on her case pretty much belittled me and I've been unhappy since. I just need to rant here. Below is our chat.

Note : I've sent her more than #200k within two months of knowing her.


Mumu Na your surname
Travel / Re: What Exactly Does One Enjoy In Nigeria As A Rich Person? by Johel(m): 11:09am On Dec 26, 2022
Gerrard59:
While discussing with some buddies yesterday, we touched on the topic “moving back to Nigeria”. I argued that Nigeria is not safe. Sure, there are places that are pretty “safe”. However, my notion of safety is when other people elsewhere can go about their normal activities without fear. For instance, I don’t consider a place safe if one part of the area keeps suffering repeated attacks from Fulani herdsmen (like Southern Kaduna and Plateau). I don’t have to be the affected party, but others who go about their normal activities should feel safe doing them. The other guy countered that, with money, one could enjoy Nigeria. “Live in Maitama, run Lister generator and live quietly.” Also, you get to be in a place where almost everyone looks like you.

Upon hearing “…with money, one can enjoy Nigeria”, I asked him to list five things/ways one can enjoy Nigeria as long as the person has money. Surprisingly, he could not mention one thing/way. I thought it wise to throw it to the house, especially for those who are anti-Japa or those who have stayed abroad for a long time and currently reside in Nigeria.

As someone with money, what exactly does the person enjoy in Nigeria? What are the differences compared to his/her counterpart in say, Namibia or Canada/UK that also has money? How do you enjoy Nigeria provided the money is available?

P.S. I understand that the notion of “enjoyment” is largely subjective. Some enjoy going to parties, while others enjoy travelling around or even reading a book while in a park. But I believe there are some universal notions of enjoyment.


Just women, affording expensive things and going to expensive places.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Supporters Are Punishing Themselves Over Sabinus – Fisayo Soyombo by Johel(m): 11:05am On Dec 26, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
The pot bellied and morbidly obese dwarf should be ignored!

Attention he is seeking and that he has gotten! Nothing more!



Are you better than the obese dwarf?....A fool like you.

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Politics / Re: Obi Donates ₦3m To Benue IDPs, Says Nigerians Should Not Be Living Like Refugees by Johel(m): 11:02am On Dec 26, 2022
ufotty2001:
3m.. this is laughable


Have your father dropped 1m in your family before??
Politics / Re: Obi Donates ₦3m To Benue IDPs, Says Nigerians Should Not Be Living Like Refugees by Johel(m): 10:59am On Dec 26, 2022
Family / Re: Lady Breaks Up With Boyfriend Because He Took His Daughter Out For Christmas by Johel(m): 9:59am On Dec 26, 2022
Blessedmercy8:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8HN99pXf6w

A popular vloggers girlfriend just broke up with him now because he told her he wants to have a time out with his daughter by taking her out alone this Christmas but the girlfriend wouldn't have any of it and broke up with him.

Seriously, some girls are dumb. How can you love a man and not love everything about him including his kids? What if it's your own child, won't she be the one proudly posting it that father and babygirls time out alone? But because it's not her own biological child now, she's getting angry.

This one is just a gold digger. She's not ready to be a responsible mother and wife.


Nigga doesn't know what the Lord has done for him

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Romance / Re: Man Brags About Sleeping With His Best Friend's Girlfriend by Johel(m): 9:58am On Dec 26, 2022
BigShishi:
Man brags about sleeping with his best friend's gf


Nigerian men are useless

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Crime / Re: Lawyer, Bolanle Raheem, Shot Dead By Police In Lagos On Christmas Day by Johel(m): 9:57am On Dec 26, 2022
FullBlastLight:
Happy Trigger Officer Shot Dead Female Lawyer On Christmas Day At Ajah, Lagos State.



https://barristerng.com/updated-see-the-picture-of-the-female-lawyer-shot-dead-by-the-police-on-christmas-day/


I just hate Nigeria tbh...and I hate Nigerian people

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Travel / Re: I Have Lived in (or Visited) over 30 Countries. Ask Me Almost Anything (+ Pics) by Johel(m): 11:46am On Dec 25, 2022
ramalot:
I have gained some insights into different societies and cultures, by traveling far and wide. Not as a weekend tourist, but spending extended time in those places, and living an everyday life. Some of that information/experience might be useful to someone here.

The main point of this AMAA is mostly to answer questions of curiosity. Just random things you wonder about more obscure and less popular places (which I prefer to visit). I'm calling it "Ask Me Almost Anything," because I will not be answering certain questions.

Some questions I can't answer:

1. Questions about visa processes: I simply don't know, as I travel visa-free on a US passport, in almost all cases.

2. Questions about "hustling" as a documented or undocumented resident.

I have a web-based business in the US. So I work remotely, wherever I am.


A few things to note:

1. When I say "lived in a country," I don't mean permanently. I use that for countries I spend at least 1 month. I typically spend anywhere from 1- 3 months per country. In a few cases, I've stayed as long as 6, 10 and 12 months in some countries.

2. I travel on a US passport. I keep renewing my Naija passport each time it expires, but I never actually use it. Latest one I got in New York expired some months ago. I only used it once, in visiting Naija.

3. I am less interested in visiting "first world countries," as I find them boring. So most of my travels are to developing countries, but mostly those I still have access to solid accommodation and amenities. I have a business to run, so I can't be without reliable internet.

I find these countries more diverse in culture and lifestyle. First world countries are too structured and predictable.

4. I don't stay in hotels. I rent full Airbnb apartments, as I typically stay in a place for a few months and prefer to feel at home. I only stay in a hotel, if I need to, for 1-2 days while in transit, or something.

5. I've been learning Spanish for a long time, and speak decent enough conversational Spanish, and basic Portuguese.


Some countries I've been (including Nigeria, where I grew up):

Africa:
1. Nigeria
2. Benin Republic
3. Ethiopia (multiple visits)
4. South Africa

Latin America (South, Central, North):
5. Brazil
6. Colombia (multiple visits)
7. Argentina
8. Uruguay
9. Ecuador
10. Chile
11. Costa Rica
12. Peru
13. Panama
14. Dominican Republic
15. Mexico
16. Paraguay

Europe:
17. England (multiple visits)
18. Portugal
19. Netherlands (Amsterdam)

Asia:
20. Thailand (multiple visits)
21. Vietnam
22. Singapore
23. Indonesia
24. Philippines
25. Hong Kong
26. South Korea
27. China
28. Malaysia

North America:
29. USA (where I live)
30. Canada

Bonus (transits only, without bothering to leave the airport)
31. Moscow, Russia - 6 hours
32. Lome, Togo
33. Doha, Qatar


Current location: Buenos Aires, Argentina (Yes, there will be epic street parties if Argentina wins tomorrow!)

All pictures I post on this thread were taken with my phone. None are edited in any way.


Man, you must be really rich...nice.

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