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Religion / Re: What Do You Do When Someone Hurts You? by Johel(m): 8:36am On Dec 25, 2022
lalalista:
I feel so hurt and heart broken by someone. I want to fight back but I'm helpless. I want to revenge but I don't know how to go about it. What do I do to deal with this person without involving physical action?


Just lock up, forget the person exists and move.

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Do You Plan To Spend Your Christmas Day? by Johel(m): 8:34am On Dec 25, 2022
Yungmil:
Straight to the point for me am not giving any of my Neighbors anything and am not expecting anything from them either!!!!!!


I will stay indoors from morning till dawn. I don't intend to go anywhere or to visit anyone. Neither am I inviting anybody to visit me. Just all by myself. Enjoying my privacy.

Without delay I have already gotten my favorite food for now which is garri which I am planning to drink tomorrow.

I just want to do something different tomorrow. Am drinking garri tomorrow!!! I already bought garri, cowbell chocolate to spice it up. Later I will get Gnut and sugar. cheesy

The truth is I feel happy eating in peace. Even if my Neighbors are busy frying chicken � up and down, I just want to feel happy as well drinking my garri garnished with milk and G-nut.

For me this life is very simple. If I can't eat chicken at least I can afford garri. The most important thing is I am happy drinking my garri.

Christmas is just a day (though a very special day), any day I can afford chicken is also like a Christmas to me.

So how do plan to spend your Christmas day?


Smoke enough weed and eat good...mind my business,stay indoors all day.

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa's Nyash Trends As She Steps Out In A Transparent Dress (Photo) by Johel(m): 10:25pm On Dec 24, 2022
nlfpmod:
Toke Makinwa steps out in a see-through outfit revealing her backside and this has sparked reactions as 'nyash' trends.



https://twitter.com/GistReel/status/1606585573778501632?t=n4VJ3p8HBMzQeM5Jv_M75g&s=19


Disgusting things
Politics / Re: Tinubu Felicitates With Christians On Christmas Celebration (Videos) by Johel(m): 8:56pm On Dec 24, 2022
Food / Re: Show Us Your Christmas Chicken by Johel(m): 8:55pm On Dec 24, 2022
ahnie:

There's still time.


Lol
Agriculture / Re: How Much Is Chicken In Your Area by Johel(m): 6:23pm On Dec 24, 2022
spiceadole:
Must you people buy chicken?

If everyone ignores this meat,the sellers will "behave"

Agriculture / Re: How Much Is Chicken In Your Area by Johel(m): 6:20pm On Dec 24, 2022
spiceadole:
Must you people buy chicken?

If everyone ignores this meat,the sellers will "behave"


I bought goat meat instead.
Food / Re: Show Us Your Christmas Chicken by Johel(m): 6:16pm On Dec 24, 2022
ahnie:
This thread is for those that have bought their chickens, this chicken shown here cost 12k ,they blamed the price hike solely on chicken feeds and how the price has skyrocketed.

Picture isn't doing justice to the chicken, it's very big and could hardly walk.

To the goat/cows crew we go step up come meet una soonest.

To those that cannot afford it,may God provide for us all.

So how much does chicken cost in your area?


Be like Na only me no buy chicken... undecided
Celebrities / Re: Jasmine, Mr. Ibu's Daughter Attends Party In Wears Partly Revealing Her Buttocks by Johel(m): 6:15pm On Dec 24, 2022
Gerrard59:


So because this lady shows part of her buttocks in public would you hate women? shocked Should the number of young men caught for cybercrime make a young Nigerian woman hate men?

So much frustration in one post.


Whatever you say...y'all get some decency.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Tweets About His Reception Of Peter Obi by Johel(m): 4:48pm On Dec 24, 2022
Penguin2:
In what seemed like a subtle endorsement and for the first time he was doing it, Former President Jonathan tweeted about his reception of the presidential candidate of the Labour Party, Mr Peter Obi, and the Labour Party crew.

Nigerians have been reacting to the post and what they think it signifies.

Recall that the running mate to the PDP candidate has visited Jonathan twice to solicit his support but Jonathan has not thought it worthy to post about it; but did with Obi’s visit.

What do you think it signifies?




https://twitter.com/GEJonathan/status/1606362922724343808?t=vuX4ZsSXHLhG7N6ejeBg9w&s=19


I'm loving this...Enough is enough!!... Nigeria is greater than y'all think,let's retire these old thieves that has stolen so much from us without providing simple basic things, yet they still make life harder for the common man,is that not pure wickedness?

So let's try a new government entirely,God keep us we shall witness a better Nigeria in the name of the Almighty!.
Celebrities / Re: Marry Someone Who Has Sense - Elsie Okpocha (Basketmouth's Estranged Wife) by Johel(m): 11:01am On Dec 24, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
Wife of Bright Okpocha aka Basketmouth speaks about what to look out for before getting married.


Woman wey no get sense dey give advise...even fools give advises these days.
Celebrities / Re: Jasmine, Mr. Ibu's Daughter Attends Party In Wears Partly Revealing Her Buttocks by Johel(m): 10:59am On Dec 24, 2022
TMSMedia:
Weeks after divorcing her husband, Mr. Ibu's daughter, Jasmine Okafor attended her friend's party in wears partly revealing her backside, IGBERETV reports.

She shared the photos on her Instagram handle.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CmelwsDjSJh/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link


If not for my mother and sister...I would have said I hate this gender.
Politics / Re: Ekiti Government Seals Off Petrol Station For Selling Above Pump Price by Johel(m): 10:58am On Dec 24, 2022
oatzeal:
Ekiti State government has shut down TOS Filling Station Olora along Federal Housing Road, Ado Ekiti for unwholesome and sharp practice.

Speaking on the reason while the petrol station was sealed off, Chairman, Petroleum Products Task Force, Mr Israel Adesokan said the owner was selling petrol at two hundred and ninety naira per litre

He warned those selling above the pump price to desist in order not to be sanctioned

Source: https://web.facebook.com/iloveEkiti/


Something Lagos State cannot do because of corruption.
Politics / Re: Arise TV, Obaigbena Reaches Out, Meets To Resolve Dispute With Tinubu by Johel(m): 6:11pm On Dec 23, 2022
HydraFeeds:
analysis confirmed ,This writer is definitely Obi supporter .


I say again....you are dumb tbh.
Politics / Re: Arise TV, Obaigbena Reaches Out, Meets To Resolve Dispute With Tinubu by Johel(m): 5:23pm On Dec 23, 2022
Smithkafors:
There is no dispute….Tinubu should debate with others and stop reading scripts prepared by the same st of people in Buhari government.

See the guy above me….PO low quality and productivity ?.

When i say illiterates plenty for this forum people will start to abusive themselves. Someone without a single governor or legislature is pulling weight and you are here saying non-sense.

I challenge anyone or the above commentator to to come forward and list what he or she means that PO who has his records and gone to every known stations in Nigeria to explain what he means by low productivity?.


He's an slowpoke

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Politics / Re: Arise TV, Obaigbena Reaches Out, Meets To Resolve Dispute With Tinubu by Johel(m): 5:22pm On Dec 23, 2022
HydraFeeds:
Our politicians are representation of whom we are as Nigerians .

All the three candidates are not good enough to lead

Tinubu is like an iPhone with bad battery (health issues) and cracked screen(multiple allegations against him ) though high productivity.

Atiku is like a Samsung phone with average battery(manageable health) ,cracked screen (multiple allegations against him ) and bad camera (tacit agreement to alternate presidency between North and South) average productivity.

Obi is like an Itel phone with good battery(good health) ,loud speaker(spurious statistics ,abusive and intolerant followers)slightly cracked screen (lesser allegations against him compared to the aforementioned) but low quality and productivity .


You are dumb tbvh

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Politics / Re: Photos As Tinubu Hosts Entrepreneurs To Business Lunch In Lagos by Johel(m): 8:57am On Dec 23, 2022
Politics / Re: Photos As Tinubu Hosts Entrepreneurs To Business Lunch In Lagos by Johel(m): 8:57am On Dec 23, 2022
Politics / Re: FG Declares Dec 26th & 27th, Jan 2nd As Public Holidays by Johel(m): 9:07pm On Dec 22, 2022
Politics / Re: Peter Obi To Nigerians: "Collect The Money they give to you and Vote For Me" by Johel(m): 9:03pm On Dec 22, 2022
seunmsg:
Mumu man with mumu talk. The near empty rallies that has hit his campaign is a good pointer to how the result will look like.


Point out the Mumu talk or stick your fingers in yo mamas ass.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi To Nigerians: "Collect The Money they give to you and Vote For Me" by Johel(m): 9:03pm On Dec 22, 2022
Lalar27:
This man is very smart he just want to make enough money now so he can use it to lobby for a position under TINUBU government I just pity those who are bankrolling this guy he go soon shock all of you by declaring full support for TINUBU!!!!!!


Your brain no dey work...I get mechanic number incase your brain need repair...Mumu.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi To Nigerians: "Collect The Money they give to you and Vote For Me" by Johel(m): 9:01pm On Dec 22, 2022
youngmd:
Can someone help me with little amount to fill my to keep up till salary come . No gas to even cook now


Who are you supporting in the coming elections?, Whom did you support in 2015?

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi To Nigerians: "Collect The Money they give to you and Vote For Me" by Johel(m): 8:59pm On Dec 22, 2022
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Apologises Publicly To First Wife, May, For Marrying A Second Wife by Johel(m): 8:58pm On Dec 22, 2022
Tamilore11:
Story. Lmao. If na so e easy, polygamy won’t be dis scary and hard. Enter first. Stop fantacising


Ok...but are you single?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Have From Now To January 2 To Choose Between These Jobs Offer by Johel(m): 4:11pm On Dec 22, 2022
Cazzim:
please do anybody here know the real or reliable salary and allowances of efcc,icpc or cbn,
and which among is a better place to work with, please I need urgent answer I will be glad if I get the answers.


Efcc
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Xiaomi Fires 900 Employees, To Slash 15% Of Jobs Globally by Johel(m): 4:10pm On Dec 22, 2022
compton11:
The economy of the world is fvcked up right now due to many factors which include.

Russo Ukraine war
Pandemic
Osu Asia development grin grin


Ukraine caused all this.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Xiaomi Fires 900 Employees, To Slash 15% Of Jobs Globally by Johel(m): 4:09pm On Dec 22, 2022
postbox:

Xiaomi Corp has started laying off workers in several units of its smartphone and internet services business, reducing its workforce by about 15%, the South China Morning Post reported on Tuesday.

The Hong Kong newspaper cited social media posts by affected employees and local Chinese media, saying China’s social media platforms, including Weibo, Xiaohongshu and Maimai, have been flooded with posts about the job cuts.

Xiaomi had 35,314 staff as of Sept. 30, the paper reported, with over 32,000 in mainland China, and the latest move could affect thousands of workers, many of whom have just joined the company during a hiring spree that began in December last year.

However, the company on Tuesday has said that it is implementing organisational restructuring and personnel optimisation that will affect less than 10 per cent of its total workforce. Those affected have been “compensated in compliance with local regulations,” the spokesperson was quoted saying by IANS.

Xiaomi in November reported a 9.7% fall in third-quarter revenue, hit by China’s COVID-19 restrictions and softening consumer demand. Revenue from smartphones, which make up roughly 60% of its total sales, fell 11% year-on-year, Xiaomi said.

Xiaomi is preparing for its first big launch of 2023 in India, with the new Redmi Note 12 lineup launching on January 5 in the country. The company has been sharing teasers of the phone’s features, and many expect the new devices to be focused on mid-range buyers.

SOURCE:https://brandspurng.com/2022/12/21/xiaomi-fires-900-employees-to-slash-15-of-jobs-globally/


Xiaomi is a great phone, they should leave Samsung and tackle iPhone...I've used Redmi note 8 and currently using note 10 pro now....no regrets whatsoever, pple see my phone and be like shocked shocked

But this isn't the best time to lay off staffs tho.
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Basketmouth Announces End Of Marriage To His Wife, Elsie by Johel(m): 4:05pm On Dec 22, 2022
NaijaBookings:
Comedian Basketmouth announces end of marriage to his wife, Elsie


As much as it pains me to bring my personal life to the public space, this is an unavoidable situation.

After much deliberations, my wife and have made the difficult decision to end our marriage.

As we move forward separately, we will continue to work together to give our beautiful children all the care, love, guidance and support they need.

We humbly ask that you respect our privacy as we navigate through these times.

Thank you.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CmeCLdGKHzm/?igshid=Yzg5MTU1MDY=


Their headache...if I sha catch their wives, I will fukk em all for free...foolish things.
Crime / Re: Police Apprehend Suspected Kidnappers Terrorizing Lagos/ibadan Expressway by Johel(m): 4:00pm On Dec 22, 2022
Abdul05:
I wan to know if they were ibos or the fulanis..?


Cos these two people are prone to crime grin grin


They are Muslim Yorubas and fulanis if that's what u want to know.

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Celebrities / Re: Psquare On Their Way To Portharcourt Labour Party Rally (Pictures) by Johel(m): 11:56am On Dec 22, 2022
frank14011991:
After election the next thing will be Peter obi tried


Better to try than not trying atall...and sometimes,when you try, you win!
Celebrities / Re: Psquare On Their Way To Portharcourt Labour Party Rally (Pictures) by Johel(m): 11:55am On Dec 22, 2022
Joevics:
Peter Okoye posted on twitter.

https://twitter.com/PeterPsquare/status/1605844561007362051?t=lQbNzYgHUTYjTXk7axeK0Q&s=19


The only celebrities doing it the way it should be done...Psquare are really great tbvh.
Celebrities / Re: Bella Shmurda Pushed Into The Crowd by a Fan While Performing at Concert by Johel(m): 11:54am On Dec 22, 2022
NwaOhafia:
wink
This stuff still baffles me how people get excited when the see these guys


Devil's work.

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