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Crime / Re: Robbers Shoot Anambra Man Dead In His Shop (Disturbing Photos) by johncallidon(m): 1:31pm On Feb 21, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

It's sad to see a young man cut down in his prime. It's even sadder to see his corpse dressed like a local Superman.

Car Talk / Re: 5-Wheel Drive:Watch How A Driver Escape Bumper-To-Bumper Parking On Busy Street by johncallidon(m): 7:51am On Feb 21, 2018
BlackAfrican:

For coven abi?

lolls. dude Yhu re funny damn!

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Car Talk / Re: 5-Wheel Drive:Watch How A Driver Escape Bumper-To-Bumper Parking On Busy Street by johncallidon(m): 7:49am On Feb 21, 2018
BlackAfrican:

For coven abi?

kok
NYSC / Re: 4 Serious Businesses You Can Do As A Corp Member by johncallidon(m): 7:34am On Feb 21, 2018
nice write up
Business / Re: 7 Figures In One Year: A Nairalander’s Success Tips by johncallidon(m): 7:29am On Feb 21, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Eucharia Anunobi: A Doctor Killed My Son By Mistake by johncallidon(m): 10:44am On Feb 20, 2018
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Family / Re: I'm A Proud Single Mother Of 9-Years-Old Dude; Lady Reveals On Facebook. Photos by johncallidon(m): 7:37pm On Feb 16, 2018
Who is this MASCULINE TERMITE??

What kind of #fuckery is this? No shame all??

Romance / Re: Ladies, What’s The Worst Response You Have Heard After Turning A Man Down? by johncallidon(m): 10:07am On Feb 08, 2018
petergriffin:
well its so annoying been rejected by a lady. you pick up the courage, walk to her, and tell her your mind and then she gave you rude response. that is totally not fair. she can simply be polite with it so you wont feel bad but they be like "excuse me?! i have no time and besides i don't date guys like you". you be like "what the fck??amma fck this girl up*.

Guy Yhu have said it all.

These bitches ain't loyal at all.
If reverse Is the case, you will see them go wild.
Confused creatures.

Romance / Re: Advantages Of Dating A Married Man By A Nigerian Lady. See Lists by johncallidon(m): 12:47pm On Feb 04, 2018
Interesting list.
Thanks!!!
For Yhur effort. buh am sorry to say this....

No Bleep* Given!!!

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Romance / Re: 3 Reasons Why Nigerian Men Should Date Feminists by johncallidon(m): 9:06pm On Jan 26, 2018
Yhu must be joking right?

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Romance / Re: Collect Money From Your Boyfriend Before You Have Sex With Him by johncallidon(m): 8:59pm On Jan 26, 2018
Lolls.
Romance / Re: "My Husband Sent Me Away Because I Was Dressed Like This To A Party"- Lady Cries by johncallidon(m): 8:54pm On Jan 26, 2018
Huh?

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Car Talk / Re: A Jeep Climbs Up Near Vertical Rock (Photos, Video) by johncallidon(m): 7:56pm On Jan 26, 2018
That's cool.

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Romance / Re: Samuel Afolabi Weds Henna Luiza In Romania (Photos) by johncallidon(m): 12:15am On Jan 24, 2018
NIGHTMAREOO7:
Big boy?.. All i see is a boy struggling to secure papers. Hence getting married to a doll..
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If you're not happy with them ... Go fu*k thy self... Ewu

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Romance / Re: Samuel Afolabi Weds Henna Luiza In Romania (Photos) by johncallidon(m): 12:14am On Jan 24, 2018
NIGHTMAREOO7:
Big boy?.. All i see is a boy struggling to secure papers. Hence getting married to a doll..
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If you're not happy with them ... Go fu*k thy self... Ewu
Romance / Re: "Nigerian-americans Make Better Wives Than Nigerian Born Girls"- Twitter User by johncallidon(m): 6:24pm On Jan 21, 2018
Yhur sense dey dia...


All thanks to sexdoll...... Ladies are now stepping up to their Game..
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Of Today So Desperate About Marriage? by johncallidon(m): 1:24am On Jan 20, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:
After you go say all men are evil. Somebody simply admired you, now you want him to say what doesn't come from his mind. All because all her friend don marry..No be man by himself go talk him mind?

Dis kind girl na for chop and clean mouth, she don show am herself, just play along. I no go advice you to promise her marriage. If she dey too desperate, just withdraw. Her emotions go make her come back for you. When she now comes back..ehnen.. that is your own time to knack the living daylight out of her kpekus, opportunity comes but once. Nack am like say na concrete u dey nack, naxk am like sex doll, nack am day and night, nack am without mercy, nack am terribly so tay she no go waka well again. When her eyez open, another man go continue from where u stop.


Guy Yhu have said it all!
OP. Take this advice and Excel in Yhur endeavors.

Romance / Re: Would You Allow Your Long Distance Partner 2 Cheat On You With A Sex Doll by johncallidon(m): 1:10am On Jan 20, 2018
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Romance / Re: Can A Person Lose His Virginity To A Sex Doll? by johncallidon(m): 12:50am On Jan 20, 2018
Uyiii:
even though, leave am make we born chucky E pain am;
Damn it dude! Yhur Damn funny with that epic reply and picture!
And to the bitches that feels like the dolls ain't worth it. . . .

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Romance / Re: “Can D Sex Doll Squirt? Big Breasted Corper Compares Self To A Big Breasted Doll by johncallidon(m): 12:23am On Jan 20, 2018
queencalipso:
let me ask my own questions. Not like i care but I'm just curious to know.

can the sex doll relate to matters of the heart?
can it offer reasonable conversation?
can it understand when it's partner/owner is going through a hard time and offer encouragement?
can it cuddle and whisper sweet nothings into it's partner's ear?
can it do love play like pillow fight, hide and seek ?
can it kiss/tease it partner in the kitchen when cooking? can it even move on it's own?
can it initiate sex, give bj, ride it's partner and a whole lot more that a human can do?

if it can then it's worth the noise/hype. if not, then it's just like any other intimacy gadget with human figure. it will fade with time, it can never replace a human being.

Truth is, nothing beats the original

.
For your mind you made sense bah??


Mhe tOo Don join doll team. #sexdollistand

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Romance / Re: “Can D Sex Doll Squirt? Big Breasted Corper Compares Self To A Big Breasted Doll by johncallidon(m): 12:18am On Jan 20, 2018
This copper ehh. To slap you dey hungry Mhe

Romance / Re: Meet Harmony, The Sex Robot Doll That Moans, Talks (Photos, Video) by johncallidon(m): 11:26pm On Jan 19, 2018
I can't wait to lay hands on this technology.

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Romance / Re: Closed by johncallidon(m): 9:55pm On Jan 19, 2018
Came to read comments
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy Desperately Search For Babymama Promise To Pay N2million For A Boy by johncallidon(m): 9:50pm On Jan 19, 2018
Women are in trouble.
Celebrities / Re: You Need To See This "30 Billion Gucci Silver Gold Chain" by johncallidon(m): 6:25pm On Jan 19, 2018
OP. Your damn funny
Education / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Shares Photo Of His Daughter's First Day In School. by johncallidon(m): 6:22pm On Jan 19, 2018
I love this.
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Okeke Stuns In New Photos by johncallidon(m): 4:19pm On Jan 19, 2018
Threebear:
Just like the Kardashians ,she's embracing the hoe life, next ,she'll start a reality show.
Keeping up with the cucumbers.

Guy no chillant atall why. Bros why?

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Celebrities / Re: Maryam Charles: "Sex Doll Is Not For Broke Guys" by johncallidon(m): 7:58pm On Jan 18, 2018
donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo , grin grin grin e go pepper dem scara grin grin grin

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self , grin grin when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God! grin grin

Now, God dn answer our prayers with a 3D sex doll, and the are complaining grin grin ... I even heard you can use sex dolls as Power Bank ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de chargegringrin

Kai, see bad market for them, grin grin It's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, grin grin I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house
, they even said that small dicks are the best cheesy

I even heard that a man sneezed at Lagos and 5 ladies rushed him with first aid box to ask if he was okay grin grin Kai ... Power of sex doll grin grin

If a man fart, his Bae will rush him and say "Baby I'm so sorry, did the fart wound your nyash grin grin

Kai see damage control grin grin ... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, shatte wale style, Nokia styles, Aba style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style. grin

Oluwa has done it grin grin

DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare grin grin

Oya WO, Sexy dolly dolly, WO!!
Awon omo tikaDolly, WO!!!
Ma lo Dollykibo, WO!!!

Yhu have said it all! Chop Nuckle....

This will soon be their way of doing thing...

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Celebrities / Re: Maryam Charles: "Sex Doll Is Not For Broke Guys" by johncallidon(m): 7:52pm On Jan 18, 2018
Who dey talk?

Politics / Re: Sani Daura Appointed As New Northern Elders Forum Chairman by johncallidon(m): 7:49pm On Jan 18, 2018
De same people.

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Crime / Re: Customs Officer Shoots 8-month Pregnant Woman In Ogun by johncallidon(m): 7:29pm On Jan 18, 2018
DollarAngel:
Tired of Naija
Mhe tOo... Really tired of this shit hole County.

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