Crime / Re: Belgian Woman Raped For 5 Days In Pakistan, Found On Road With Hands Tied(pics) by johncallidon(m): 12:57pm On Aug 15 |
[quote author=Creamypie post=131518196]Islamists, Indians and Pakistani pipo, una doh. Sexually depraved homosapiens. They can sleep with anything hole, even nuzzle of Dane gun.
What an IKEGWURU SITUATION! 1 Like
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Properties / Re: Fire Outbreak At NNPC Filling Station, Lagos (photos) by johncallidon(m): 9:42pm On May 23 |
On his mandate, we stand! 11 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: "New Cat With Grammyā€¯: Fans React After Davido Called Burna Boy 'New Cat' by johncallidon(m): 12:14am On Jun 10, 2023 |
slawomir: Damnnn niggar Burna my niggar
Davido is just a frogged voice who uses too much voice enhancer in the studio and yet he dishes out dog shitt to his fans ....Davido is no where near this my play list at home
cole The weekend Imagine dragons Jesse jags Sia Burna boy 2face Katty pery Passenger Bruno Mars wizkid( Balogun the big boy) Avicii( rest in peace) Twenty one pilot The Chainsmokers Dig the kid Cold play Khalid Maroon 5 Calum scot John legend Selena Gomez post malone( the music wizard) Ellie Goulding Christiana aquilera A great big world Rita ora Clean bandit Dua lipa Martin garixx Major Lazer The night Edsheeran Taylor swift One din Lewis capaldi Sam smith Ariana Grande Kehlani Billie eilish Camilo Cabello.. Can you help me with a screenshot of your play list for easy downloading brO. |
Music/Radio / Re: Best Love Songs From Nigeria Ever To Enjoy Your Valatine by johncallidon(m): 8:37pm On Feb 14, 2023 |
chiboycue:
Kuchi Kuchi (oh baby ) by Jodie Searching by OJB Jezreel Onyinye by Obiwon Kpo Kpo Di Kpo by Faze Bolanle by Junior & Pretty Need somebody by Faze
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Nairaland / General / Re: Most Extreme Pictures. by johncallidon(m): 12:23am On Feb 11, 2023 |
[quote author=johnydon22 post=41925571] [b][i]No not really are they looking for ways to die. they only understand the simple pleasures of life... While many are swimming in the delusion of getting a better life after this one others are realizing that there won't be any you after you are dead.
That the most important time of your life is now and the most important place is here and all you have got is this.
So they live their life as it should, have fun, fall madly in love, eat what you like, have sex, adventures, crazy crazy escapades and extreme fun..
While Africans are jumping from one crusade house to the other looking for another life others are living the lives they've got the best they can...
I have always maintained that "People who are think they have some good nice place better than the earth that they will go to after they are dead are not really living, they are just waiting to die.."
I choose to live
Life is short, nobody should take it too serious because none is getting out of it alive. You just spoke to me.
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Romance / Re: My Mum Doesn't Want Us To Get Married Because Of This Picture by johncallidon(m): 6:51pm On Feb 08, 2023 |
[quote author=marlow1962 post=120741862]Listen to your mum, she's trying to save her only child from doom. Bumshort in public, exposing your dirty chicken pox killed lap (how pathetic) Rotf& lols.... You're very funny bro...
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Nairaland / General / Re: I Just Killed This Snake In My Room. by johncallidon(m): 4:16pm On Dec 14, 2022 |
[quote author=Urheadmaster post=119129185] You killed the snake beyond la la identification. Lols. |
Romance / Re: This Is Why She Doesn't Respect And Value You (the See Finish) by johncallidon(m): 1:51pm On Nov 25, 2022 |
Na man you be. Beta talkinson 4 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: Old Flames; Share Your Experience. by johncallidon(m): 1:24pm On Nov 25, 2022 |
I'm here to learn |
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Culture / Re: Child Dedication In Nigerian Churches by johncallidon(m): 1:19pm On Nov 25, 2022 |
Not really. My thought tho. |
Family / Re: Man Caught His Pregnant Wife Having Sex With Pastor On Their Matrimonial Bed by johncallidon(m): 11:55am On Nov 18, 2022 |
Calibrator: When you understand human nature to an extent then human behavioural patterns like this stops surprising you. I will keep that in mind. |
Sports / Re: Uchenna Kanu Provides An Assist As Tigres Wins The Mexican League by johncallidon(m): 6:15am On Nov 17, 2022 |
IGBO AMAKA TO THE WORLD! |
Politics / Re: Otega Ogra, Swanky Jerry, 21 Other Nigerians Make MIPAD Global Top 100 List by johncallidon(m): 6:09am On Nov 17, 2022 |
Congratulations to them |
Romance / Re: Lady Who Graduated Meets Her Mum Who Fries Akara, She Signs On Her Shirt by johncallidon(m): 7:23pm On Nov 14, 2022 |
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Romance / Re: Lady Who Graduated Meets Her Mum Who Fries Akara, She Signs On Her Shirt by johncallidon(m): 7:22pm On Nov 14, 2022 |
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Crime / Re: Transgender Influencer, Nikita Dragun Placed In Men's Unit Of Jail After Arrest by johncallidon(m): 10:35am On Nov 10, 2022 |
OkokobiokO!!! LMAO! PLS. CAN SOMEONE GIVE HER/HIM MICROPHONE, SO THAT SHE/HE WILL TELL US HOW SHE/HIM SURVIVED IT. 5 Likes
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Food / Re: The Delicious Egg Sauce I Cooked by johncallidon(m): 10:21am On Nov 10, 2022 |
Buddha3: Una go dey busy dey cook nonsense and nairaland moderators will be promoting mediocrity.
Wetin concern egg sauce and that sand-filled local version of crayfish wey dey give odd aroma to soups sef?
Pocohantas will soon come here to show her primitive culinary knowledge. Mtscheew! Must you bring in your bad Energy ![](/faces/huh.png) ? 2 Likes
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Crime / Re: Soldiers Saved Us From Being Kidnapped On The Lagos-Ibadan Expressway - Lady by johncallidon(m): 10:11am On Nov 10, 2022 |
Thank God you are lucky this time.. Next time I don't think you would be. Those guys are being sponsored by Government. Know this and know peace. 2 Likes
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Family / Re: My Dad And I Aren't In Good Terms by johncallidon(m): 10:01am On Nov 10, 2022 |
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Family / Re: My Mother's Friend Advised My Mother To Disown Me by johncallidon(m): 9:54am On Nov 10, 2022 |
Messi1: Why is everybody giving me gbass gboss![](/faces/huh.png) WELCOME TO NAIRALAND!!!
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Business / Re: Four Major Events Since CBN Announced Naira Notes Redesign by johncallidon(m): 7:44am On Nov 08, 2022 |
itsene:
Go to the village and farm Nothing for you in the city. Back to sender!
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Business / Re: Four Major Events Since CBN Announced Naira Notes Redesign by johncallidon(m): 9:14pm On Nov 07, 2022 |
What will I use this information and do now? 5 Likes
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Food / Re: The Noodles I organized as Dinner. by johncallidon(m): 11:45am On Nov 05, 2022 |
jojothaiv:
I tell you!
Senior man, you know say if we no hustle, shishi no go gum pocket. Like this, like this, I don enter street go reason how today matter go be.... Good luck brO. 1 Like 1 Share |
Food / Re: The Noodles I organized as Dinner. by johncallidon(m): 10:57pm On Nov 04, 2022 |
jojothaiv: If e soft for your side, use am well.
After all the waka waka, na 700 naira follow me enter house, I use 300 naira guide aza use 200 naira win half mudu of garri, 100 naira for kuli kuli, 50 naira for transport, 50 naira for Sunday Offering... Sapa na Bastard. |
Food / Re: The Noodles I organized as Dinner. by johncallidon(m): 10:50pm On Nov 04, 2022 |
I Observed from the look of things, that you have a happy home. May your marriage be Lovely that you Celebrate a GOLDEN JUBELEE with your husband and household. 1 Like |
Food / Re: How Much Is 1 Cup Of Rice In Your Area by johncallidon(m): 8:57pm On Oct 25, 2022 |
Foreign #200 Local #150 |
Crime / Re: Man Beats His 2-Month-Old Baby In Imo, Breaks His Arm Leading To Amputation by johncallidon(m): 5:50am On Oct 25, 2022 |
Tinubuwins2023e: This people from the dead sun are actually evil and wicked. Imagine doing this to a 2 month old baby, what else can't they do? Peter Obituary is this one's mentor o. Young man where is thy Conscience ![](/faces/huh.png) Must you joke with everything ![](/faces/huh.png) Oh God where is HUMANITY ![](/faces/huh.png) 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: Man Beats His 2-Month-Old Baby In Imo, Breaks His Arm Leading To Amputation by johncallidon(m): 5:44am On Oct 25, 2022 |
His Crime was that "HE WAS CRYING LIKE OTHER BABIES DO".... I felt heartbroken when reading this with my wife. 8 Likes |
Agriculture / Re: Floods Submerge Olam Rice Farm in Nasarawa by johncallidon(m): 8:27pm On Oct 07, 2022 |
GavelSlam:
You too get sense.
Jollof Bitcoins and fried Etherium go good for Christmas Dinner. Lols. Comrade EASY'OOOOO! {Nairaland Best respond of the year} 1 Like 1 Share |
Agriculture / Re: Floods Submerge Olam Rice Farm in Nasarawa by johncallidon(m): 8:25pm On Oct 07, 2022 |
Hie!!! What have we done to deserve all this ![](/faces/huh.png) We've been complaining of bad leaders, now NATURE IS NOT SMILING AT US TOO. |
Politics / Re: Obi-dients Couple: Newly Wedded Couple Joins March For Peter Obi In Abuja by johncallidon(m): 8:30pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
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