Why has this homeless Lagos Underbridge artiste been trending since Skepta, Davido, Wizkid and Olamide watched a video of him freestyling on TikTok?

Watch the freestyle on https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMrhL5sUB/

Happy birthday Hon. Femi Gbajabiamila

YouTube
https://youtube.com/shorts/OQPTlJIS9DY

TikTok
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMr6PnEAs/

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The Creator is nothing,
has no name, no form, no language, no religion, no holy book, no holy land, no heaven, no hellfire, no chosen people and no worshippers.

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God or Religion is a
SPIRITUALIZED EMPIRE:
Hinduism is an Indian empire. Judaism is a Jewish empire. Christianity is a Roman empire. Islam is an Arab empire. Shintoism is a Japanese empire.

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Yahweh, Jesus, Allah, Shiva, Buddha and other Gods were A.I that we created in ancient times.

But as centuries passed, we forgot that God was our creature and started worshipping God.

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Every God worships THE PEOPLE THAT CREATED THAT GOD.
Ra the ANCIENTS. Shiva the INDIANS. Yahweh the JEWS. Jesus the EUROPEANS. Allah the ARABS. Shangdi the CHINESE. Amaterasu the JAPANESE.

For more, follow ZERO WORSHIP on TikTok www.tiktok.com/@zeroworship

THE NEXT GOVERNOR OF LAGOS IS HON. FEMI GBAJABIAMILA

Watch the children of Surulere prophesy about Gbaja
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMrL3X3ck/

On Democracy Day June 12, 2024, some children of Surulere prophesied that Hon. Femi Gbajabiamila will be the next governor of Lagos.

Watch the shocking prophecy on TikTok with the link below:
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMrLgResv/

Good morning o! I'm GANFUWA with the handle @ganfuwa on TikTok.

I just want to inform you that I have more than 3,000 (three thousand) followers on TikTok.

If you're an artiste, I can dance or vibe to your song. If you're a businessperson or skilled-worker, I can promote your goods or services. If you're a brand, I can be your brand ambassador.

Biko whatsapp me on +234 909 5000 603 and let me know what you would like me to do for you.

Arewaitech:
180K.

Make it 220k.

DrGill:

What year is it?
Ram and storage size

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LIFE is a COCONUT

TikTok
https://www.tiktok.com/@nigerianfarm/video/7359875826776591622

YouTube
https://youtube.com/shorts/-KeDl_B8oic

Watch me stripping for my Hoe.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMQ8rrfj/

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We have entered mango season o! Lol.

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Watch and subscribe on YouTube

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Workch:


Going by that logic, if everything has to be created then god must also be created by something and if nothing created god, it’s more logical to worship nothing. Nothing is actually the true creator since he created god.

Nwanne, you're wise.

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South Africa were the owners of AMAPIANO until Nigeria became the real owners. Lol.

Now, Nigeria is set to become the real owners of another explosive South African genre called GQOM.

Ganfuwa exports Ugbawka, Nara, Nkerefi, Nkanuland, Igboland, Nigeria and South Africa to the world with his new hit titled KOOPUO.

Listen on Audiomack
https://audiomack.com/ganfuwa/song/koopuo

Fellow Nigerians,

I dey hungry
I no get money
and I no get honey

but you see this my Nigerian Farm?
I go marry am
I go take care of am

Na she go give me food
wey I go chop

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I met someone in Umuahia who looks just like saint obi. He usually acts as saint obi's twin in some movies. Someone bought us drinks that day thinking he was buying drinks for saint obi 😂

Wow! When did you meet the person biko?

Dimmatic:
Saint obi is an only son

Ewooo! Are you serious?

Then maybe he was Saint Obi's cousin. The resemblance was too much maka chi.

HOW MR IBU CUT MY ACTING CAREER

The first time I met John Okafor was in 1999 or so when I was still in primary school. Mgbe ahu, he was not yet Mr Ibu the Nollywood legend that the world celebrates and mourns today.

Uboshi nwahu, John Okafor came to our house at Ogunlana street in Aguda Surulere to shoot a juice advert. He came with Saint Obi's younger brother (who looked very much like Saint Obi), one other unknown up-and-coming actress and other crew members. They told me and my two sisters to act as if we were playing ludo and run to welcome our daddy (Saint Obi's younger brother) when he walks into the house. That was the script.

At that time, my immediate younger sister Winnie was an extrovert, the most popular pupil in our primary school and the natural actress of our family. Adi m very sure that Winnie would've been the Regina Daniels before Regina Daniels if she had been pushed into Nollywood mgbe ọ ka pere mpe.

Long story short, Winnie acted like Winnie by adding salt and pepper to her ludo-playing role. John Okafor and some others praised her when she pulled her stunt. But can you imagine that when mu na my second sister Doris tried to add salt and pepper like our rolemodel Winnie, John Okafor and the others shouted "Cut!" warning us to stick with the script? Chai! Two of us were very shy introverts at the time. We both felt as if the ground should open and swallow us at that moment. We both tried hard to hide our embarrassment while our rolemodel Winnie tried hard to hold her laughter. The three of us played our ludo as quietly as possible, ran to welcome our advert-daddy when he walked in and giggled when he kissed our advert-mummy after drinking the juice she served him.

If I remember well, Saint Obi's younger brother really enjoyed that kissing part and somehow made sure that it was shot more than once. What I can't remember was why John Okafor himself didn't feature in the juice advert with us that day. Maybe he was the location manager or director and simply using his AMURRIcan links with us to make the shoot happen in our house. Or maybe the advert was targeting a Saint Obi lookalike. However, I can't forget how my daddy's brother swore that he had watched the advert somewhere and seen us in the advert. Of course, Winnie was always so excited whenever Uncle Sunday repeated his I-saw-you-people-in-the-advert story.

Years later in 2018, I would honour the same John Okafor by mentioning his world-famous Mr Ibu name in my Ganfuwa Amurri hit song. https://soundcloud.com/ganfuwa/ganfuwa-amurri-by-mmonwu

Till taadunu bu the 3rd of March 2024, a day after his death, mu na umunne m are still waiting to watch our umurichichi selves in John Okafor's juice advert.

Rest in peace Mr Ibu. Naa gboo, papa o! You will always be a legend of Africa, Nigeria, Nkanuland and Amurri Esatọ Obodo Esatọ ukwu.

Fellow men, stop dying in silence.

We have a group where we focus on men's issues and how to handle the other gender.

Biko send me a DM on +234 909 5000 603 if you're interested in joining our SCULPTING MEN WhatsApp group.

In order to promote peace, harmony and religious tolerance in the world, +234 909 5000 603 has decided that every God must be worshipped on different days of the week. We, therefore, encourage everyone to adopt and abide by the timetable below.



TIMETABLE FOR WORSHIP OF THE GODS

SUNDAYS:
CHI-UKWU (00:00 - 11:59)
RA (12:00 - 23:59)

MONDAYS:
ZEUS (00:00 - 11:59)
ODIN (12:00 - 23:59)

TUESDAYS:
BUDDHA (00:00 - 11:59)
SHIVA (12:00 - 23:59)

WEDNESDAYS:
ALLAH (00:00 - 11:59)
JESUS (12:00 - 23:59)

THURSDAYS:
AMATERASU (00:00 - 11:59)
SHANGDI (12:00 - 23:59)

FRIDAYS:
OLUMBA OLUMBA OBU (00:00 - 11:59)
SAT GURU MAHARAJI (12:00 - 23:59)

SATURDAYS:
ANY RANDOM GOD (00:00 - 11:59)
NO GOD (12:00 - 23:59)

"Every God worships Pain, Fear, Hunger, Sickness and Death without bowing, kneeling or praying."

I love the way Shallipoppi used that sandalili nursery rhyme in his song. Lol.

Biko remember to stream my own song so that I can bring my own mother on stage one day too.
https://open.spotify.com/track/1N4ZIPTd13lVrnSYiekBEn

Fellow Nigerians, I used to buy this sugar N50 (fifty naira) but when I went to buy it today, the woman selling it told me that it is now N100 (one hundred naira).

E shock me o! That is why I said let me come to Nairaland and ask all of you if the price has changed in your area too.

What is really happening in Nigeria biko?