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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sure-p Gis Internship Lagos Centre(welcome Centre) by Johnsonpac(m): 6:15am On Jan 05, 2015
Pls has anybody here been called by any employer?
And when will d money start entering into our account **lol** can't wait.
Religion / Re: Funny Church Posters by Johnsonpac(m): 5:17am On Jan 04, 2015
Hmmmm

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: SURE-P(GIS) Lagos Job Oppurtunity Fair by Johnsonpac(m): 8:16am On Dec 16, 2014
Mod pls kindly forward dis piece to front page ASAP plssss
Jobs/Vacancies / SURE-P(GIS) Lagos Job Oppurtunity Fair by Johnsonpac(m): 8:13am On Dec 16, 2014
Please did anybody here attended the just concluded Lagos internship job opportunity fair organised by SURE-P on 9th December,2014, venue: Welcome Centre & Hotels, 70 international airport Road Ikeja Lagos?
Your views and contributions will b highly appreciated.
Thank you

Education / Re: Breaking News by Johnsonpac(m): 8:48pm On Aug 26, 2014
on TVC news bar
Education / Re: Breaking News by Johnsonpac(m): 8:47pm On Aug 26, 2014
Lemmie c ur likes if u want dis to b on Front
page
Education / Breaking News by Johnsonpac(m): 7:12pm On Aug 26, 2014
Federal Government postponed school resumption till October 15th,2014,stops summer lessons
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Tribute To Dr Ameyo Adadevoh by Johnsonpac(m): 8:00am On Aug 21, 2014
RIP Dr
Politics / Re: 33 Reasons Why Southern Nigerians Are Not smart by Johnsonpac(m): 7:18am On Jan 05, 2014
fiizznation: Big foool!!! The topic of ur stewpeed article shd be "why I hate the north"•.

But lad, nobody gives two phuck abt u in the north. U dnt exist to us

Now gud afternoon a$$wipe
U re a Sentimental phooool.
I dnt blame u 4 ur comment.
U jez need 2 grow up.
Politics / Re: Letter To The Diasporan Nigerians By One angry Naijagraduates by Johnsonpac(m): 9:15am On Dec 31, 2013
This should be a wake up call for the Nigerians in diaspora,with due respects and appeals from all ends please remember your homeland,our graduates are lavishing

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Nairaland / General / Nelson Mandela's Grave by Johnsonpac(m): 7:49am On Dec 28, 2013
I just came across this awesome picture of Nelson Mandela's grave on a friend's album..










Check out

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Politics / Re: Open Letter To Iyabo Obasanjo by Johnsonpac(m): 6:13am On Dec 28, 2013
Ile-Ife:


What does ibo have to do with the thread. Ibos can never stand on a moral high ground against any ethnic group in Nigeria, not in this life time. parents selling their babies for money, children locking their parents in the wardrobe for years all in the name of money ritual, not to talk of armed robbery, kidnapping, drug peddling and all other vices known to man. These things happen in high numbers with ibos because their culture endorses it, the way smoking cigarette signifies emancipation into manhood for the Hausa teenager is the same way committing crime signify manhood for the ibo teenager.

i'll remove the ibo name right away.
You have spoken well my brother,why can't the ibos hold a very strong political office in Nigeria today? There must be a reason...**mouth sealed**
Politics / Re: Open Letter To Iyabo Obasanjo by Johnsonpac(m): 6:11am On Dec 28, 2013
SMH....
Politics / Re: Sanusi Forced To leave 3-Months To The End Of His Tenure - SaharaReporters by Johnsonpac(m): 1:23pm On Dec 27, 2013
Sanusi is very right

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Politics / Re: Gej Christmas Message To Nigerians by Johnsonpac(m): 11:49am On Dec 25, 2013
This so called fresh air of mr Jona need 2 b fumigated b4 it suffocate us oo... Anyway 2015 is getting closer.
Keep ur arrant wishes 2 urself pls.
Politics / Re: Gej Christmas Message To Nigerians by Johnsonpac(m): 11:39am On Dec 25, 2013
Italiano1: Mr Jonathan,

Many thanks for your Christmas wishes and I wish you the same. However, don't you think you are patronizing your so called "Compatriots" by wishing them a joyful Christmas? As the President of the nation, surely you must have the facts and statistics on the living conditions of the "common man" in the country you are leading; I would wager that you have not familiarized yourself with the realities on ground, hence why you have the audacity to write a meaningless Christmas message as if that would appease your "compatriots" and change their unfortunate situations.

I will give you a brief summary of the challenges that most Nigerians face for your perusal and maybe you can appreciate the extent of your failure as a leader:

1. The current official inflation rate in Nigeria is circa 13% at (2012) estimates

2. The current national unemployment rate stands at 24% and it becomes very worrying when you consider that the Youth unemployment rate is an estimated 38%

3. An estimated 55% of Nigerians live below the poverty line (the accepted threshold is put at $1.25 dollars a day- which translates to just under 200 naira a day) 200 Naira is about the price of buying Gala and a can/bottle of Coke in most shops.

4. Nigerian students have not attended Classes in higher institutions since July 2013 because of your gross ineptitude and maladministration of the educational sector.

5. Your government increased the price of Fuel in 2012 by over 100% and you claimed that it was meant to make the prices more competitive and rid the industry of cartels who profit from lower prices in an Oil producing country. Incidentally, racketeering and smuggling have geometrically increased since you imposed this increase on your compatriots. Out of your so called "magnanimity" you set up bogus "palliative" instruments to alleviate the effects of your actions- this has turned out to be another charade.

It is absolutely disingenuous of you to wish Nigerians a good Christmas when it is obvious that you know that the average citizen is facing untold hardship and can hardly make ends meet. Your usual retort would be that you met the country in a bad state which to some extent is correct, however, can you look yourself in the mirror and say that Nigerians are better off since you assumed office? Of course not! Corruption under your watch has skyrocketed and the most pathetic part is that you do not consider it a problem- well going by your shocking comments during the last Presidential chat where you indicated that Corruption is over exaggerated in Nigeria- what a ridiculous statement! Your subordinates and political associates are busy enriching themselves at the expense of Nigerians while you are busy deceiving Nigerians.

Your wife and yourself seek medical treatment outside the shores of this country at the expense of Nigerians while you have not facilitated any viable and practical provision of basic health care for your "compatriots" . Jonathan, you have no right to wish Nigerians a good Christmas because you do not mean it and your actions as President has definitely not reflected those wishes.

Mr Jonathan, please keep the nonsensical and hypocritical Christmas wishes to yourself and stop patronizing Nigerians- you do not care about them.











Well said my brother, I guess he should wish only d pple of Otuoke community
Politics / Re: Merry Christmas Greeting In All Major World Languages by Johnsonpac(m): 11:15am On Dec 25, 2013
Merry christmas to u all my co-Nairalanders
Politics / Re: Why Obasanjo Fought Me, By Alamieyeseigha by Johnsonpac(m): 11:08am On Dec 25, 2013
Alams! Alams!credible pple re talking, writing open letters You too have d guts talkin nd commenting on d controversial open letters.
I thought u re in jail just like ur broda Ibori,nt knowin u re walking freely u thief, shut d f*ck up ur mouth,nd stay calm
Politics / Re: Rate/describe Jonathan's Reply To Obasanjo by Johnsonpac(m): 1:08pm On Dec 23, 2013
GEJ SIMPLY MEANS : OBJ...you know you were corrupt
and that's muritala wanted to remove you, no wonder you
killed him and took over power. You even killed dimka to
cover up....Waoh!!! Gej you are bold oo..but hope you
know you are creating enemies with past leaders...the only
friend Gej has now is Gowon who feels OBJ owes for
overthrowing his regime...Nawa o...Gej has said so much to
rubbish OBJ...and so..he has bitten the fingers that fed
him...obviously I know some people are brainwashing
him...it will be too late when he discovers... I know OBJ to
be Mr Never forgive.. And I know he will turn many people
against Gej asap...if OBJ could finish abacha...from the
prison oo...then Gej needs to watch his back very closely
this time. Even Atiku knows this...
You know why I like Nairaland? It is because I have a
feeling that whatever we say on frontpage gets straight to
those in Power, they all read our frontpage comment. Now,
Talking To GEJ and OBJ...the two of you should part ways
and let us see whether it is Obasanjo that determines the
Next President, or it is any Sitting President that determines
it. Ah Ah, according to history, Only OBJ has decided
which civilian to rule, He put Shagari, He put Himself, He
put Yar'Adua, He put GEJ....only one man fa!...Now, I want
to know the truth, is OBJ the one in charge? or is it the
Incumbent President that decides...mind you Mr Gej...Old
soldier never die oo,,,.as long as OBJ na Soldier, forget, He
would have stronger links in the army than you
ooo..therefore, do not attempt any military or police war
against these fmr heads of state, I am begging you. Me I am
just saying my own oo, am just keeping it
REAL....koledowo...did i tell you to say that? lol
Politics / Re: Rate/describe Jonathan's Reply To Obasanjo by Johnsonpac(m): 1:08pm On Dec 23, 2013
GEJ SIMPLY MEANS : OBJ...you know you were corrupt
and that's muritala wanted to remove you, no wonder you
killed him and took over power. You even killed dimka to
cover up....Waoh!!! Gej you are bold oo..but hope you
know you are creating enemies with past leaders...the only
friend Gej has now is Gowon who feels OBJ owes for
overthrowing his regime...Nawa o...Gej has said so much to
rubbish OBJ...and so..he has bitten the fingers that fed
him...obviously I know some people are brainwashing
him...it will be too late when he discovers... I know OBJ to
be Mr Never forgive.. And I know he will turn many people
against Gej asap...if OBJ could finish abacha...from the
prison oo...then Gej needs to watch his back very closely
this time. Even Atiku knows this...
You know why I like Nairaland? It is because I have a
feeling that whatever we say on frontpage gets straight to
those in Power, they all read our frontpage comment. Now,
Talking To GEJ and OBJ...the two of you should part ways
and let us see whether it is Obasanjo that determines the
Next President, or it is any Sitting President that determines
it. Ah Ah, according to history, Only OBJ has decided
which civilian to rule, He put Shagari, He put Himself, He
put Yar'Adua, He put GEJ....only one man fa!...Now, I want
to know the truth, is OBJ the one in charge? or is it the
Incumbent President that decides...mind you Mr Gej...Old
soldier never die oo,,,.as long as OBJ na Soldier, forget, He
would have stronger links in the army than you
ooo..therefore, do not attempt any military or police war
against these fmr heads of state, I am begging you. Me I am
just saying my own oo, am just keeping it
REAL....koledowo...did i tell you to say that? lol
Politics / Re: Rate/describe Jonathan's Reply To Obasanjo by Johnsonpac(m): 1:06pm On Dec 23, 2013
Though I'm not in support of any of them here,but I must confess Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is undeniably a humble and
educated man. Disheartened by obj's letter of
'allegations' i had expected him to fire back with harsh
words but instead he went all civil by carefully and
intelligently replying to and/or dismissing each of the
allegations, how shocking! Honestly, i've never been
fans with Gej but with this show of bravery, i think i
may reconsider my position on that. It's quite
unfortunate i've always thought of you as daft and
erroneously called you Jonathan over the d years but
that must've been a huge misconception on my part as i
mistook your gentility and quiet nature for daftness,
pardon me.
PS For all those nattering nabobs of negativism and and
blind bats out there, who've sworn with their lives to
forever pen their ill-thought desertations against the
sitting president, i hope the big scales in your eyes will
eventually fall off after reading this letter and for the
resilient and adamant ones you can choose to remain
unheralded internet trolls or keep your mouth busy
with my ectoplasmic Schwanzstücker. The choice is
yours. Adieu.
GOOD ONE GEJ, OBJ MUST'VE
UNDERESTIMATED YOU IN THE PAST BUT I'M
VERY SURE THIS INTELLIGENT REPLY WILL
SCARE URINE OUT OF HIS WRINKLED SH.IT
HOLE

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Politics / Re: Is GEJ Insinuating Obasanjo Killed Murtala Mohammed? by Johnsonpac(m): 12:36pm On Dec 23, 2013
This action thriller is getting interesting.
I respect GEJ for one thing here,thought he's going to reply OBJ in a rude and a violent manner, but used intelligence in responds of OBJ's Letter.
GEJ also fails to give concrete responds back in term of the alleged corruption against him.









Fold my hands watching and waiting for the next episode.
Politics / Re: World Bank Releases List Of Nigerian Looters by Johnsonpac(m): 7:02am On Dec 22, 2013
Nawa oo #
Education / Re: ASUU Calls Off Strike by Johnsonpac(m): 3:30pm On Dec 16, 2013
Ok I don hear
Romance / Re: How A Woman Feels When She's Just Laid by Johnsonpac(m): 8:35am On Dec 14, 2013
**bleeped**
Romance / How A Woman Feels When She's Just Laid by Johnsonpac(m): 8:34am On Dec 14, 2013
Did you know that just by walking down the street, or across
the office, people may be able to figure out that you’ve gotten
laid? Because having a vaginal orgasm does more than just put a
little pep in your step. It actually causes you to walk differently,
with a longer stride and a greater pelvic rotation. In a European
study, trained sexologists (nice job title) were able to pick out,
with an 81 percent accuracy, which women had an orgasm just
by watching them walk. But that’s not the only way someone
can tell if a woman has had sex. Here are a few others: The
Glow: There’s a scientific reason for us getting the flushed in
the cheeks look after sex — more blood flow — but what about
that aura of calm that seems to float around us after the fact? It
happens. Recently, my husband and I went on a post-coital
grocery store trip and ran in to some friends. The wife remarked
to me, “You’re glowing,” with a little wink and a nod. The Cat
Who Ate The Canary Grin: This is also known as the Smirking
Smile and if you see a woman looking sideways with this look
on her face, you’ll know, yep, she just got laid. She has a secret
that’s making her go through her day with a sense of fulfillment.
Because, seriously, nobody is that happy unless they just had
sex with a happy ending. The Wet Spot: I know this is gross but
getting seminal moisture leaking through to your pants can be an
unfortunate byproduct of having sex, at least if you don’t use a
condom or your partner doesn’t pull out. And it’s not one of the
good ways you would want someone to be able to tell that you
recently had sex. Wearing a pad post-intercourse can help
prevent this — just sayin’. The Unflappably Buoyant Mood: A
post-intercourse rise in endorphins can give you a fresh
perspective on the annoyances of every day life: Go ahead, honk
at me because I’m going too slow. Cut in front of me in the
check-out line at the store. And let my kids scream at each other
while they argue over who gets to sit in the front seat on the
way to school. I. Don’t. Care. Thanks to a little early morning
sunrise surprise, nothing is going to put me in a bad mood.
Source : The Stir
Education / Re: Unemployability Of Nigerian Graduates by Johnsonpac(m): 8:22am On Dec 09, 2013
Please Register with us under National Association of unemployed graduates(NAUG)
www.naug.tk
Follow us on our twitter handle
@naijagraduates
Like our facebook page
National Association of Unemployed graduates
Please join us let us let us put all hands on deck in order to fast-track our government into their responsibilities,we are not anti-government please.
Please like my comment if u agree wit me
Nairaland / General / Nelson Madiba Dies @ 95 by Johnsonpac(m): 4:31am On Dec 06, 2013
sad sad
A Man that inspired Generations.......... “No one is born
hating another person
because of the color of his skin, or his
background, or his religion,”
“People must learn to hate, and if they can
learn to hate, they can be taught to love,
for love comes more naturally to the
human heart than its opposite.”
Nelson Mandela, A true legend.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela's Life In Pictures by Johnsonpac(m): 4:05am On Dec 06, 2013
[b][/b] sadRIP sir with deep solitude
sadRIP sir with deep solitude

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