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Foreign Affairs / Re: Heavy Rains Trigger Landslide In Japan, At Least Two Dead by Johntess02: 6:38pm On Jul 04, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Too bad....Quick recovery

This guy matter don tire me....Ogbeni there is no rapture....there is no end time...this things don dey happen before...even worse during the days of our forefathers...there was no fast media and means of passing such news as at then
The day I go catch you one on one ehnnnn....na weed we go smoke the till break.....or I go use weed cook indomie or beans make you eat and sleep for two days....after you wake....we go book hotel...I go buy enough beer and arrange two slim runs babe for you make them bang you all night.....I bet my balls after all these ....you go reset and stop this your end time story
...i pray you find salvation before it becomes too late...i weep for you.
Investment / Re: Free $10 Now And More by Johntess02: 11:34am On Apr 14, 2021
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Food / Re: The First Soup You Ever Made unsupervised; Share Your Experience. by Johntess02: 5:58pm On Apr 13, 2021
mariahAngel:
I'll go first. Of course. cheesy

The first soup I ever made was ogbono soup.
I was about 10, and mum just thrust it upon from nowhere like "you're cooking ogbono soup tomorrow!" without asking if I can (I always watch her cook)
My heart sank when she said that, and in my mind, I was like "oh my God! Oh my God!" embarassed
That night, I swear, I hardly slept a wink.

Then came the day of reckoning, all ingredients lined out, I did everything exactly as mum would, step by step.
After adding the ground ogbono mix, I added water to a moderate level and stirred but there was no slime. NO SLIME! In my mind "God help me! God help me!" I screamed embarassed
I stirred the watery soup, covered and left it to boil. "Mum would be so disappointed" I thought, feeling disappointed. embarassed
Going back to check on the soup some few minutes later, I opened the pot and stirred again and EUREKA! THERE WAS THAT SLIME! grin

It was a memorable experience and a big win for me that day. Of course, mum praised me to the high heavens! Hmmm! cool
...i hope you can now cook diverse meals
Business / Re: Please Is This Scam? by Johntess02: 5:11pm On Apr 13, 2021
sandra50:
Lol..I have to be sure it's really from God someone else's
....ok your choice..

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Business / Re: Please Is This Scam? by Johntess02: 4:52pm On Apr 13, 2021
sandra50:
Lol at cash it out..I will go to the bank tomorrow to find out but I can't cash out if it belongs to someome
dont forget GOD works in a mysterious way.
Business / Re: Please Is This Scam? by Johntess02: 4:47pm On Apr 13, 2021
sandra50:
I got a credit alert of 127,500 from access bank..I opened a coperate account under diamond bank in 2016 before they merged with access..I opened it with fifty thousand naira and I was told they would be charging me seven thousand naira every month..i wanted them to be charging me one naira for one thousand naira in every transaction I make but my account officer advised against it and asked me to go for the monthly one but I didn't use it again for the reason I opened it which made the account to enter dormant after they took all the money in the account..
So today I got the credit alert and it says it's from or for waiver on outstanding and I don't know what that means..is it from scammers or they actually sent me that money and for what purpose?
No one has ever sent me money on my private account that I use regularly so what's happening?
.....go to your bank to get more explanation from the customer care...or you cash it out.
Health / Re: Young Nigerian Man Drowns A Day After Sharing A Facebook Post About Death (Pix) by Johntess02: 5:38pm On Mar 27, 2021
Dissap:
Yo Hommies!
Fvck BUHARI mehn! He svcks! Damn it!

Abeg shey na buhari kill am
Education / Re: Rape: Stephen Ukenna, Covenant University Lecturer Arrested For Defiling Student by Johntess02: 9:34am On Mar 17, 2021
Henrydonland:


Bros I don't understand, so does that mean the girl was not putting the whole armour of God that was why she was raped.Be realistic.
.......he his talking to about the lecturer... understand..?or try reading between the lines...before posting.
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy's Toilet Paper Is Pink (Photo) by Johntess02: 12:51pm On Mar 12, 2021
Some things are not just relevant.
Phones / Re: Itel S16 For Sale by Johntess02: 12:40pm On Mar 12, 2021
Zabeth16:



pls i have 5k i'm really interested pls i really need it pls help
thanks
...asking price is,28k
Sports / Re: Isreal Adesanya: I Didn’t Sleep Well Before The Fight by Johntess02: 5:10pm On Mar 09, 2021
I dont think those excuses were necessary..it would be better to accept defeat and try harder later�
Phones / Itel S16 For Sale by Johntess02: 4:58pm On Mar 09, 2021
Itel s16 up for sale..
Used duration:1&half month
Condition :no faults or cracks
Location:lagos
Education / Re: See What I Found In A Children's Story Book (GRAPHIC CONTENT) by Johntess02: 4:48pm On Mar 09, 2021
OfficialR:
I was looking for different story books for my children then I found this (not my picture)
I don't know what to say but I wonder... Is this even right?
...wahala be like bicycle

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