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Education / Re: Olanrewaju Fagbohun Celebrates His 50th Birthday: A Nairalander Gave Him Artwork by Jok3r(m): 2:05pm On Oct 19, 2016
AmbodOfLASU:
Happy birthday sir ...

Cc Lalasticlala Fynestboi Seun

nice portraits
Politics / Re: Divine Momoh Shows Her Swimming Skills To Buratai, Dalung, Others (Pics) by Jok3r(m): 12:26pm On Oct 16, 2016
PrettyCrystal:
An 8-year-old girl, Divine Momoh, impressed the chief of Army Staff; Gen T.Y Burutai, minister of Youth and Sports; Barr Solomon Dalung and other dignitaries after making an incredible record yesterday at the Nigerian Army Sports festival, swimming 50M distance in the Jabi Lake Abuja.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/10/8-year-old-girl-impresses-chief-of-army.html


make dem com Rivers state com c children below 8 yrs swimim in d ocean.... wel she try
Celebrities / Re: Davido And Mr Ricket, His School Teacher Meet [PICS+VIDEO] by Jok3r(m): 10:40am On Oct 08, 2016
OKorowanta:
Teachers suffers too much.
Useless governments.
If Dem too pay dis teacher as an expatriate,maybe 300k and dats Davido's baby mama,Sophie pocket money monthly for dia baby's upkeep.
Meanwhile na dis guy teach am o.
As an expatriate,hin own nor bad but I weep for di Nigerian teacher.
Everybody in dis world passed thru teachers.
Govnors,senators,prime ministers,doctors,lawyers,yahooists,etc but yet Nigerian teachers lacks beta pay package.
Dia mata dey pain me well well.
They live in penury
Meanwhile,one useless senators dat passed thru dis teachers can steal 200 million naira in one day.
...


na wa o.. i weep for teachers no lie
Celebrities / Re: Davido And Mr Ricket, His School Teacher Meet [PICS+VIDEO] by Jok3r(m): 10:39am On Oct 08, 2016
Omoabejide:
The teacher that taught him *everything*? I dnt understand


d gud d bad nd d worst na
Celebrities / Re: Davido And Mr Ricket, His School Teacher Meet [PICS+VIDEO] by Jok3r(m): 10:38am On Oct 08, 2016
Young03:
if I meet one of my teachers
na beat I go beat him
dat mins u b bad boy for skool
Politics / Re: Dss Threatens To Shoot Wike. by Jok3r(m): 9:24am On Oct 08, 2016
abiolert:



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/breaking-news-wike-resists-police-as-dss-attempt-to-abduct-judge-manhandled/

shebi na naija we dey... we go hear d story leta on y dem com 1 am to adultnap d judge.. heheheheh
Celebrities / Re: Comedian I-go-dye Wins UN Award, Dedicates It To Hillary Clinton by Jok3r(m): 9:21am On Oct 08, 2016
mynaijainfo:
[size=15pt]I Go Dye Bags UN Award, Dedicates it to Hillary Clinton.[/size]

Popular comedian, I Go Dye received a United Nations World Habitat Ambassador Award and dedicated it to US Presidential candidate Hilary Clinton.

He posted This on his Instagram

@igodye_ Thanks for this @unitednations World Habitat #ambassador Award giving to me, I dedicate this award to a fundamental advocate of peace, A mother in thoughts and in actions.

When her husband was passing through difficulty ,she was standing there like a true friend. Today she is a mentor to women all over the world, bridging the gap of gender inequality; inspiring women to self believe and greatness.

Her continuous advocacy for peace, is a reminder to us, to sacrifice all within our reach to achieve peace; affirming the fact that without peace, humanity will be in bondage. Indeed, women are the greatest victims of all conflicts, the become widows, lose their sons to wars and there are raped and traumatised for the rest of their lives.

Peace is priceless and the World’s habitat can only be sustained when there is peace. I dedicate this award to @Hillary Clinton. Congratulations

http://mynaijainfo.com/2016/10/comedian-go-dye-bags-un-award-dedicates-hillary-clinton/


congrats
Celebrities / Re: Okey Bakassi's Military Outfit For A Movie Role: Fan Complains As Actor Replies by Jok3r(m): 9:20am On Oct 08, 2016
JAYTUNEZ:
Popular comic actor, Okey Bakassi looked mean in a Military outfit which he rocked on the scene of an upcoming movie. The stand up comedian shared BTS photos on his gram and one of his followers named Kris told him to go learn how to dress properly from an army officer.. Okey Bakassi didn't mince words when he hit back at the fan.. See below ...


http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/10/actor-okey-bakassi-claps-back-at-fan.html?m=1






lol funny plle
Career / Re: Nigerian Lady Joins The US Army (photos) by Jok3r(m): 8:01am On Oct 05, 2016
Mindfido:
Prior to yesterday's news, another pretty girl identified as Omolola Lawson has decided to carve a niche for herself by enlisting in The United States Army.


Omolola who lived and finished her secondary school education from Lagooz college in Lagos (Agege) on been asked what motivated her to join The Us Army says," as a child, I have always been fascinated by Honor, devotion to duty and ability to always Learn useful new skills"

We wish them both best of luck in their brave fields.

Instagram ( Mhizz_angie )



nice....
Business / Re: Dangote: Even If FG Wants To Sell NLNG On Credit, I Am Not Interested by Jok3r(m): 7:48am On Oct 05, 2016
Vicadonis:
Aliko Dangote, president of of Dangote Group, says if the federal government offers to sell the Nigeria Liquefied Natural Gas (NLNG) to him on credit, he is not interested.

Reacting to the criticisms that have trailed his advocacy for the sale of national assets, Dangote told THISDAY that his proposal was borne out of the desire to see Nigeria get out of the current economic recession.

In an interview with CNBC Africa, the billionaire had said the government would be able to raise between $12 billion and $15 billion from the sale of the company.

“If I had challenges in my company, I would not hesitate to sell assets, to remain afloat, to get to the better times, because it doesn’t make any sense for me to keep any assets and then suffocate the whole organisation,” he had said.

“The African finance corporation; it can fetch them $800million easily. My own suggestion before was that they should even sell 100 percent of NLNG. I don’t think government should be in any business of investing in sectors of LNG.

“A company like that, with earnings of $1.5 billion on the average, they should get anywhere between $12 billion and $15 billion.”

The comment had generated reactions, with some saying the billionaire was interested in buying the company.

But Dangote waved aside the criticisms, saying he offered the suggestions as “a true Nigerian who really wants the issues about the economy to be sorted out”.

“You know the issue, once your reserves are low, the banks, entrepreneurs, including external forces, would definitely attack your currency. They would speculate on your currency,” he said.

“We all know that the exchange rate of almost N500 to the dollar is not a true reflection of the value of the currency – the naira cannot be almost N500 to the dollar!

“But you see, if this thing is not handled properly, it can get out of hand. It can get to N600 to the dollar, or even N700 to the dollar.

“But the issue is, why did I suggest that we should sell some of the assets? I know the touchy one is the NLNG. I want to make it categorically clear that even if the government is selling NLNG on credit, I am not interested in buying.

“I don’t have any interest in NLNG and I will not buy it. It is not a business that I want to invest in. It is a mature business; that is what people don’t understand.

“You see, we should have invested heavily in all these Brass LNG, Olokola LNG, etc, when former President Olusegun Obasanjo started work on the projects, but we missed the opportunity.

“Today, you have massive LNG projects that have been done by Qatar, Australia and the United States is also exporting. But right now, all the gas that we have is even in the ground. Even Mozambique has a massive amount of gas and also Tanzania, and they are nearer to the markets than we are.

“So, if somebody is even going to invest in LNG, he would go to those areas and invest there and not here in Nigeria, because the investment here is daunting. So my own suggestion is that even if we must sell, it doesn’t have to be 100 per cent of our interest in NLNG.”


https://www.thecable.ng/dangote-even-if-fg-wants-to-sell-nlng-on-credit-i-am-not-interested?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ThecableTopStories+%28TheCable+%C2%BB+Top+Stories%29



wether u buy it wit cash, cheque or credit... u epp me...

no..
Jokes Etc / Re: "See What Happens When A Baby Born Abroad Arrives Nigeria For The First Time". by Jok3r(m): 8:34pm On Oct 03, 2016
chefremy:
funny,look at my signature

pls at ur signature... hw rral.. hw do i gt paid.. xplain more
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Take This $1200 Job Offer Or Not? by Jok3r(m): 8:31pm On Oct 03, 2016
Goddys:
Please I need an advice of experienced peeps here.
A friend of mine working in Dubai wants to link me up with a factory job of 400k salary, and also I am due to partake in one year vocational training in Nigeria Law school that would enable me to practice as a lawyer in Nigeria.
Now I'm left in the dilemma of accepting his offer to link me up with the job or proceed to Nigeria Law School to qualify as a lawyer in Nigeria

Please what do I do?


abeg if u no wan tk d job offer.. jus link me pls... my email id is engrkbjack@gmail.com..

thankx..


be wise bro
Politics / Re: Buhari Should Probe Himself, Shehu Sani Says by Jok3r(m): 8:27pm On Oct 03, 2016
Celebrities / Re: Adokiye Kyrian: It’s Not Easy To Find A Beautiful Girl Who Is A Virgin by Jok3r(m): 8:25pm On Oct 03, 2016
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bahama Oil And Gas Recruitment... by Jok3r(m): 5:41pm On Sep 29, 2016
Nzeokafor:
The rate at which people try to make money from unemployed graduate annoying...
Here on nairaland i saw a vacancy post and i sent my cv...

Only 4 me to receive an email telling me dat they are impressed with my cv,
Due to some useless reason i should pay 3k for training, that they will guarantee me 85% of being employed.

Can u imagine the cheap scam, why dey dont train me and collect 3k from my first salary...

I am sure they sent dis to every one dat submitd their cv.

Its annoying....


If u receive this dont fall for it.


u even got a reply my own no even go sef
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bahama Oil And Gas Recruitment... by Jok3r(m): 5:41pm On Sep 29, 2016
menix:
Boiz must wack... Belle no dey understand recession...


i tel u
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is Bahama Oil & Gas Ltd,badagary Job Interview A Scam Or For Real!!! by Jok3r(m): 5:39pm On Sep 29, 2016
macdongenius:
Hello,i got a broadcast about a job vacancy at Bahama oil and gas ltd situated in Badagary,Lagos. I did sent a CV to the e-mail address attached underneath. Few hours later i got a reply from someone that claimed to be the HR Manager. The bottom-line is that he forwarded me an account number to pay in #6,500 as the training fee before the main interview. I'm really shocked and in a bid to get more details created this thread to have people's opinion before i decide what next to do.



u re lucky u sent ur nd got a reply.. i av bin sending yet mine is boucin back to my draft....

so i left it
Politics / Re: We Will Bomb University Of Ibadan Before Independence Day – Terrorists by Jok3r(m): 1:58pm On Sep 24, 2016
Romance / Re: I'm Confused On Who To Choose, Help Me Out by Jok3r(m): 8:51pm On Sep 20, 2016
gudbadgyal:
Hello Nairalanders, I wouldn't wanna bore you, So I'll just go straight to the point. I've been dating this guy for sometime now (just date oo) but his mom knows about our relationship and his sisters too. He's such a mama's boy and doesn't wanna work. He says he doesn't like Nigeria and he's waiting for his visa to get ready. He's dad is actually a white. He's idle and depends on me to foot the bills saying he'll reward me when things go well for him. He isn't willing to work and this is really pissing me off. However some one is gradually stealing my heart because he has been doing things my bf doesn't do for me, I'm so confused right now... Dunno who to go for
Need your advice please




folo ur hrt not ur head... bt use ur head while u folo ur hrt.... u dont build a bridge in 3days
Career / Re: Confused About Contract Job And A Permanent Job by Jok3r(m): 7:40pm On Sep 16, 2016
babacares:
Hello All,
I have to create this account for anonymous purpose because some of my colleagues are on NL. Here is my situation:

I just got a permanent job in Lagos with N4.8m/annum ( i had to relocate from where i was working before i resigned), i have been working in this environment for a little more than a month, i enjoy the environment, the people are friendly and willing to share knowledge and information, my 2 major issue with this office is their exit policy which got me scared and thinking of leaving before long.

I got another offer in another location where my family is based (iam married) for N6m/ per annum (net) through one of my former boss, he is putting pressure on me to accept the offer (he likes me alot while i was working with him), my issue with this job it, its a CONTRACT job (2 years and renewable) with a government parastatal, though he said they are most likely going to convert to permanent before the end of the 2 years.

Though i have not done contract job before, im kind of confused about it, and then the security of the job, etc. But the money/offer is tempting.
I just want your advise based on people with experience with contract jobs.

NOTE:
please dont mind my grammar
Thanks


Lala, mod please i need more comments



its nt abt b lay dat maters... wat maters is d good Comunication wit ur workers boss nd pple arnd u...
Autos / Re: Bida Man And His Wooden Car At Expo 2016 In Abuja (photo by Jok3r(m): 8:26pm On Sep 13, 2016
philo3:
A talented and proud Nigerian who constructed a wooden car has driven it all the way from Niger State to Abuja.

A proud Nigerian man has left many stunned after he drove his wooden car all the way from Niger State to Abuja to take part in the 2016 Abuja Expo.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1173063599430795&id=100001814976711&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.1173063599430795%3Atl_objid.1173063599430795%3Athid.100001814976711%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1475305199%3A-4100778203169098526&__tn__=%2As


we re heading somewhere...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Should I Hire You? What To Say In Your Interview by Jok3r(m): 9:03am On Sep 11, 2016
[quote author=Bilabong post=49256018]

if I ban this guy now u will say am bad. Abi¿?
back to topic

Tell the man 'out of all the 20 places I summited my CV this is the place that call me for interview, if I don't get the Job I might just decide to rob all the places."[/quotquote



lol
Crime / Re: Lady Was Given Indian Hemp And Raped After In Lagos (pic) by Jok3r(m): 5:31pm On Sep 10, 2016
dre11:
Hoodlums Force 23-year-old Lady To Take India Hemp Before Raping Her





http://punchng.com/hoodlums-force-23-year-old-lady-take-india-hemp-raping/




it is well
Business / Re: The Exit Of Shipping Firms From Nigeria by Jok3r(m): 2:08pm On Sep 10, 2016
Crime / Re: Man Rapes 2-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by Jok3r(m): 11:18pm On Sep 03, 2016
yns4real:



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/rape-man-28-tears-2-yr-old-girls-private-part/



i sweari go kill am instantly... he ahud b taken to court nd killed by shootin nd cutin is manhood...


hes a fool
Jokes Etc / Re: When Glo Sponsored Your Wedding (PIC) by Jok3r(m): 11:13pm On Sep 03, 2016
Dejiih001:
When Glo sponsored your wedding




glo... rule your world
Religion / Re: Lagos Pastor: "I Only Had Sex With 6 Out Of The 30 Underaged Girls" by Jok3r(m): 11:09pm On Sep 03, 2016
NigerianReporter:

Chukwuma Nkwocha

Read the official statement concerning the pastor as released by SP Dolapo Badmus, Public Relations Officer of the Lagos State Police Command below:

The Lagos state command is currently investigating the general overseer of 'Tongue of Fire Restoration Ministry' - Chukwuma Nkwocha for a case of abduction, defilement and abortion.

On 30/6/2016, the command received a report that the suspect, a pastor with a church situated on Jacob Taiwo Street Oshodi was harbouring some young girls and freely having unlawful canal knowledge of them.

Upon receipt of the information, the X-squad unit of the command mobilised to the apartment and subsequently rescued 13 girls whose age ranges from 13 to 18years, consequently the pastor was arrested.

Further investigation revealed that the pastor who was in the habit of having sexual intercourse with the girls at will had also procured abortion for some of them.


Some of the girls in question

The suspect who is currently undergoing interrogation with the command admitted he had sex with only 6 of them. The victims have been taken for proper medical examination while the commissioner of police, Cp Fatai Owoseni has directed that the suspect be charged to court at the conclusion of the investigation.




https://michaeluzomamichael./2016/09/03/i-only-slept-with-6-out-of-the-30-underage-girls-lagos-pastor-confesses-photos/


end is comin
Education / Re: Girl Explains Her Dabbing Skills In A Mathematical Way (Photos) by Jok3r(m): 11:08pm On Sep 03, 2016
dainformant:
This girl has become an online sensation after matching her dabbing skills with her mathematical knowledge. See what she did below; ...


Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/09/girl-takes-her-dabbing-skills-to-whole.html


who send am
Politics / Re: What Buhari Promised Nigerians Vs What He Has Delivered - Kenyans Blast Nigerian by Jok3r(m): 11:05pm On Sep 03, 2016
Decibel:
After some hours Mark Zuckerberg had left Nairobi Kenya to Meet with @NGRPresident @ Mbuhari. Some Nigerians Twitter WARLORDs took to Twitter to mock Kenyans and the reason why Mark 〽 Zuckerberg left Nairobi because of Insecurity and poor economy.
But the insults didn't go down well with Kenyans counterparts who were infuriated and launched several attacks into Nigeria's Twitter Airspace .
Check pics below

cheesy grin cheesy





chai

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Crime / Re: Girl Who Masturbated With A Fanta Bottle Commits Suicide In South Africa by Jok3r(m): 3:48pm On Sep 02, 2016
Sports / Re: Sacked Samuel Nlend Arrives Cameroon (pics) by Jok3r(m): 9:48pm On Aug 31, 2016
chie8:
Read more http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/08/cameroonians-welcome-samuel-nlend-who.html



its bo crime to b hiv positive....

let him have his career nd b free from stigmatisation...

he stil has a long life to live..
Romance / Re: A deeper look into the act of masturbation. by Jok3r(m): 11:10pm On Aug 27, 2016
Toks2008:
I have seen many threads on nairaland concerning self servicing and each time i read these threads i just shake my head in disbelief and i just marvel at the level of hypocrisy many people bring into the subject matter but today i want to present my candid take on self servicing using the very words of GOD as guide.

1.Is self servicing a sin?
: I have hoped that one day, someone will really quote a bible passage that condemns self servicing but so far what we have seen are human philosophies and personal conviction about the matter.I don't know what the Quran says about it but The truth is that the Bible is totally silent about this matter.Many scholars have sited the story of onan(Genesis 38) who spilled his fluid on the ground but a deep understanding of that story shows that GOD punished him for disobedience rather than the act.

Until we find a good scripture to point to self servicing as a sin i will urge people to stop using human ideology to deceive people about the subject matter."Don't let anyone capture you with empty philosophies and high-sounding nonsense that come from human thinking and from the spiritual powers of this world, rather than from Christ."Colossians 2:8

2.When does self servicing becomes a sin
:I always asked; when you masturbate how do you do it?what goes through your mind? I really don’t think a single man or woman will be thinking about a football game or a tractor when self servicing but probably about sex and i don't understand why it becomes a sin for a human who GOD created with sexual urge to think about sex.

But when you watch porn or indulge in pornographic induced self servicing then you have actually committed fornication and i will back this up with the scriptures..."But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart"Matthew 5:28
This means when you self service while "looking" at pornographic materials,it is only natural to lust after the men or women in the film or magazines and that makes it outright Adultery/fornication making it 100% sin and in-fact looking at the opposite sex lustfully even without masturbating is a sin.

3.When does self servicing becomes sinless?
:Now understand this fact,Sexual urge is natural,healthy and God created it in us. You can not pray and fast about not having a sexual urge because its as natural as wanting to defecate or urinate.

[b]GOD never intended for a full grown man or woman to be single but today, many factors are responsible for many unmarried adults which brings on them the pressure of sexual urge. If you are sexually active and you have the self control to stay without fornicating,watching pornography or self servicing i say GOD bless you but if you have a very strong libido i will advice you find a way to ease off without fornicating or watching pornography. As i wrote, it is perfectly normal to have sexual urge and it makes sense to ease off rather than burn with passion.

Conclusively,i would say self servicing should be stopped by those who see it as a sin regardless and just like every other habit that can become very addictive,people who indulge in it should know the limits.

However, the first step to stopping self servicing is to get married and if you still find yourself indulging in it with your wife or husband around then it becomes a matter of interest for you to address if it affects your sexual relationship with your wife.
[/b]

"But if they do not have self-control, let them marry; for it is better to marry than to burn with passion"1 Corinthians 7:9

Even when we know that masturbation may not be a sure way of avoiding fornication, many people have successfully wade off fornication with the act but the simple fact is that as long as you are a sexually healthy man or woman,you are left with three options...To self service,to fornicate or to burn with passion.

So I ask anyone reading this to sincerely tell us the option he or she would settle for





nice

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