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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Oct 07
πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸŒ•| Erik ten Hag’s future at #mufc will be decided at an executive summit tomorrow. Ruud van Nistelrooy is favoured as a caretaker replacement should a change be made. [@JamieJackson___]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:36pm On Oct 07
odizeey:
The fraud made fans turn on their legends. I laughed hard. Someone that does not respect the club legends who have contributed immensely to the club is not worth supporting.

This is how we know people who will throw away day one friends.

The fraud will keep downfalling ni .... No story... But it's good these legends are not here... They would have masked Bin Laden uselessness 🫀
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:52pm On Aug 29
πŸš¨πŸŽ™ Cristiano Ronaldo:

β€œMy first Champions League trophy at Manchester United meant the most to me.”
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:19pm On Aug 29
Mason Mount injured again πŸ€₯

See who Bin Laden give number 7
Foreign Affairs / Re: United States Government Mistakenly Transferred $239,000,000 To The Taliban. by Jokerman(m): 2:54pm On Aug 29
panafrican:
And you think people are stu-pid enough to believe it was a mistake ?

Lol
Politics / Re: Voters Acceptability Of Nigerians' Presidents Since 1999 by Jokerman(m): 2:54pm On Aug 29
Many persons won't vote.

If someone like Obi, Osibanjo etc, do not contest, then there is no need for me to vote
Politics / Re: Voters Acceptability Of Nigerians' Presidents Since 1999 by Jokerman(m): 11:10am On Aug 29
So BAT was just voted by 35% of the 27% people that voted in the 2023 General election.

Inec should make sure a candidate gets 50% of the total voters before declaring such candidate the winner.

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Politics / Voters Acceptability Of Nigerians' Presidents Since 1999 by Jokerman(m): 11:08am On Aug 29
VOTERS ACCEPTABILITY OF NIGERIANS' PRESIDENTS SINCE 1999

1999 β€” 2 Major candidates
2003 β€” 2 Major candidates
2007 β€” 2 Major candidates
2011 β€” 2 Major candidates
2015 β€” 2 Major candidates
2019 β€” 2 Major candidates
2023 β€” 3 Major candidates

Voters Turnout
1999 β€” 52%
2003 β€” 69%
2007 β€” 58%
2011 β€” 54%
2015 β€” 47%
2019 β€” 36%
2023 β€” 27%

#Statisense
(INEC)

https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1829068940082909522?t=0pCaWaqgMjLjgGJOlS1EKQ&s=19

Foreign Affairs / Re: United States Government Mistakenly Transferred $239,000,000 To The Taliban. by Jokerman(m): 11:06am On Aug 29
This isn't a mistake.

How did they have Taliban account number?πŸ€”

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Foreign Affairs / United States Government Mistakenly Transferred $239,000,000 To The Taliban. by Jokerman(m): 10:50pm On Aug 28
The Taliban has received at least $239 million in U.S. aid aimed at counterterrorism after State Department vetting procedures fell apart, according to a government watchdog.

The government watchdog, the Special Inspector General for Afghanistan Reconstruction (SIGAR), issued a 2024 reportΒ identifying at least 29 grants where the Taliban may have erroneously received counterterrorism funds.

Investigators found that the State Department failed to comply with its own counterterrorism partner vetting requirements in Afghanistan, Judicial WatchΒ reported.

The funds came from State Department divisions called "Democracy, Human Rights, and Labor" and "International Narcotics and Law Enforcement Affairs."

The report identified more than two dozen instances where these divisions failed to keep proper vetting records.

https://x.com/BRICSinfo/status/1828582281453195749?t=P3wkF4o8hyzHn3TTdnY5Pw&s=19

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:35pm On Aug 28
ChristoBam:


Lmao na this delusion no let any of us rest for here.

Una on this thread sometimes ehhn. In one breathe y'all are talking about how we massively overpaid to sign Yoro, in another breathe, we won a battle against Madrid for Yoro(Means we're the same level). Totally ignoring any context lmao.

Madrid aren't pressed for a CB, they made the minimum take or leave it bid. Hoping to get him for free. Yoro delayed for weeks and decided to sign for United when the writing on the wall became obvious.

If the delusion you're in was a reality, we'd have Bruno, Camavinga and Bellingham in our midfield. It's pure delusional talks, that's why we have to build a well drilled system that makes up for all of that.

Ten Hag can literally set up that Madrid team like he set up Man Utd in his first season and win everything. That's facts.

TenHag disciple.... Continue

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Politics / Re: Canada-based Nigerian Woman In Disturbing Video Calls For Mass Poisoning by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On Aug 28
Devil incarnate.

Look at how she is ..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:39pm On Aug 28
Chiesa to Liverpool... This means Sancho to Juventus soon (hopefully).

Osinhmen to Chelsea in the books soon... And some people want me to be happy with Erik Bin Laden.... πŸ€₯
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:47am On Aug 28
🚨πŸŽ₯ - Zirkzee, Mazraoui, and Lindelof arriving for Man Utd's team party.

[via CelebManchester]

https://x.com/UtdFaithfuls/status/1828703503692239323?t=09A1fLGV4cNWTGoRBD4Dzw&s=19
Celebrities / Re: My Only Brother Gave Me One Of His Kidneys To Keep Me Alive β€” TG Omori by Jokerman(m): 10:12am On Aug 28
May God bless him

However, stop drinking and stop smoking.. it doesn't end well

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:02am On Aug 28
Lana1:
Rashford on the left. Sterling on the right. I might just off myself instead rather than watch that

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "mΓ©s Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:34am On Aug 28
Kilishihunter:

So how the hell does this concern us chief?

The people that have this sub know themselves
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:33am On Aug 28
odizeey:
Now we are hearing the man wanted to keep McTomminay and was against Ugarte. πŸ˜€

Na that kind person Una dey expect something from.

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£
Sports / Re: NFF Unveils Super Eagles List For AFCON Qualifiers by Jokerman(m): 7:27am On Aug 28
Where's Chidera Ejuke?

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Politics / Re: Court Permits Police To Remand 124 EndBadGovernance Protesters For 60 Days by Jokerman(m): 7:22am On Aug 28
Tinubu na dictator.

So he lied to us that he protested against Abacha, no knowing he was helping Abacha at the back

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:55am On Aug 28
Oasis007:
grin

Rooney should consider hosting Podcast. Cleverly sent him packing from EPL Cup?! LOL!

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Politics / Re: Photos From APC Campaign In Ologbo, Ikpoba Okha LGA by Jokerman(m): 9:56pm On Aug 27
How much per person?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:15pm On Aug 27
March 18, 2024: πŸ—£οΈ Joao Cancelo: β€œThe peak of a player's career is between 25 and 32 years old.”

August 26, 2024: β€œJoao Cancelo, 30 years old, moves to the Saudi League.”

πŸ˜™πŸ˜’
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:15pm On Aug 27
Ten Hag is so shit.

See how Thiago Motta dey buy quality players to Juventus, and winning games with confidence.

Man UTd has fallen so low though
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "mΓ©s Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:13pm On Aug 27
March 18, 2024: πŸ—£οΈ Joao Cancelo: β€œThe peak of a player's career is between 25 and 32 years old.”

August 26, 2024: β€œJoao Cancelo, 30 years old, moves to the Saudi League.”

πŸ˜™
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "mΓ©s Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:13pm On Aug 27
Let's all laughing at Uefalona

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:10pm On Aug 27
Jokerman:
🚨🚨🚨

BREAKING:

Manutd and Napoli are discussing a potential swap deal involving Victor Osimhen and Marcus Rashford.

This could be a genius move by Omar Berrada.

#MUFC #Napoli
.

Hopefully this is true o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:09pm On Aug 27
🚨🚨🚨

BREAKING:

Manutd and Napoli are discussing a potential swap deal involving Victor Osimhen and Marcus Rashford.

This could be a genius move by Omar Berrada.

#MUFC #Napoli
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:45am On Aug 27
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚...

See how dem dey cast Bruno now, when he reach Portugal national team now, their mouth go change..

Where's Ellexy sev?πŸ˜‚

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Health / Re: Top Cleanest And Dirtiest States In Nigeria 2024 by Jokerman(m): 10:56am On Aug 27
More people in an African states, the dirtier the state will be...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:41am On Aug 27
YourBestWriter:
Selling mctominay is a huge step in the right direction. Hopefully, one day, the board will also realize that Bruno Fernandes, although he is a good player, is also below the standard of Manchester United, as well as many players there in that squad.

The old watchers of Manchester United games around 2008 will understand what I mean by below Manchester United standard.

Generally, the standard today at manutd is still far from getting closer to 2008, but slowly and trusting the manager, we will get there.

You are mentioning Erik Bin Laden that bought Clowns like Antony, Weghorst or Mount, in the same sentence as standard?

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