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Politics / Re: We’re Not To Blame For All Grid Collapses, Some Of The Equipment Are Too Old by Jokerman(m): 10:59am On Oct 21 |
So what about the money gotten from electricity subsidy removal, cant youse start buying to replace this equipments? |
Sports / Re: Messi Scores Hat-Trick As Inter Miami Enter Club World Cup 2025 by Jokerman(m): 10:58am On Oct 21 |
EmperorCaesar: Lol. Everyone know say na FIFA boy e be now 🙂 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Messi Scores Hat-Trick As Inter Miami Enter Club World Cup 2025 by Jokerman(m): 10:57am On Oct 21 |
Abeg who dey bring all these kind yeye news come front-page.?? 😵💫 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Why Did President Tinubu Fail To Felicitate With The Obi Of Onitsha by Jokerman(m): 10:15am On Oct 21 |
Former presidents hailing the Obi on his day. So why didn't Tinubu hail the Obi?? Was he busy?? Or do we say the truth on what Tinubu really is?? 😹 3 Likes
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Politics / Why Did President Tinubu Fail To Felicitate With The Obi Of Onitsha by Jokerman(m): 10:12am On Oct 21 |
Tinubu failed to wish revered Obi of Onitsha well on his birthday. 2 days ago, he hailed Ooni on his. Below is the felicitation of two former presidents to the Obi. Tinubu boys on social media always accuse Peter Obi on something while their failure does the same thing... 1st pic- Tinubu hailing Ooni on his day. 2nd pic- The Obi of Onitsha 1 Like
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Foreign Affairs / Re: College/university Education Is Overrated - Elon Musk by Jokerman(m): 9:57am On Oct 21 |
Nice2023: So people that read dead courses like mass comm, biz admin, office administration etc, Nko?? Wetin them go do? |
Politics / Re: Inflation Rate Of The 10 Most Populous Countries In The World - STATISENSE by Jokerman(m): 9:56am On Oct 21 |
GeneralPula: Still better than Nigeria |
Crime / Re: Man Dies During Fortification Ritual At Native Doctor’s Shrine In Enugu by Jokerman(m): 9:52am On Oct 21 |
Let him now use the fortication to fight demons in hell. Young fools. Instead of chasing God, they'll be chasing vanities 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:51am On Oct 21 |
Mrviktor: Give the same squad to some other coaches |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:33am On Oct 21 |
Arne Slot only signed one player for £13.5m in Chiesa and he hasn’t even played for them yet. Proof that it doesn’t take 3 seasons for good managers to get results. 6 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: College/university Education Is Overrated - Elon Musk by Jokerman(m): 8:28am On Oct 21 |
Dpharisee: Hmmm... But not everyone can learn skills |
Politics / Re: Inflation Rate Of The 10 Most Populous Countries In The World - STATISENSE by Jokerman(m): 8:27am On Oct 21 |
Even terrorism counties have lower inflation than Nigeria. All these Leaders wey we get no sabi anything at all.... |
Politics / Re: Inflation Rate Of The 10 Most Populous Countries In The World - STATISENSE by Jokerman(m): 10:58pm On Oct 20 |
Nigeria & Comparable Size of Economy Inflation rate among comparable economic size Sept 2024 1 🇪🇬Egypt [$394b] — 26.4% 2 🇿🇦South Africa [$378b] — 4.4% 3 🇭🇰Hong Kong* [$377b] — 2.5% 4 🇳🇬Nigeria [$375b] — 32.7% 5 🇨🇴Colombia [$364b] — 5.81% 6 🇷🇴Romania [$346b] — 4.6% 7 🇵🇰Pakistan [$338b] — 6.9% *Aug 2024 #Statisense https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1848118861809291633?t=WW55UYH9KV89kfpB1hT3Lg&s=19 |
Politics / Inflation Rate Of The 10 Most Populous Countries In The World - STATISENSE by Jokerman(m): 10:52pm On Oct 20 |
Nigeria & Comparable Nations by Population.... Inflation rate in the 10 most populous Nations Sept 2024 1 🇮🇳India — 5.49% 2 🇨🇳China — 0.4% 3 🇺🇸United States — 2.4% 4 🇮🇩Indonesia — 1.84% 5 🇵🇰Pakistan — 6.9% 6 🇳🇬Nigeria — 32.7% 7 🇧🇷Brazil — 4.42% 8 🇧🇩Bangladesh — 9.92% 9 🇷🇺Russia — 8.6% 10 🇲🇽Mexico — 4.58% #Statisense https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1848116716275949946?t=V4D4M5-bFdXhYy96gVr8TA&s=19 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:13pm On Oct 20 |
Well, El Classico will send y'all back to reality |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:41pm On Oct 20 |
ThierryJay: Madrid no dey do such ojoro |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:30pm On Oct 20 |
Ojoro no dey tire Una.. Which kind penalty be that? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:54pm On Oct 20 |
Hat trick for Chidera Ejuke today. Omo me! |
Foreign Affairs / Re: College/university Education Is Overrated - Elon Musk by Jokerman(m): 5:46pm On Oct 20 |
But to work at Tesla or Elon Musk companies, I need either a college or University degree...🙂 |
Foreign Affairs / College/university Education Is Overrated - Elon Musk by Jokerman(m): 5:44pm On Oct 20 |
🚨ELON MUSK: "I think the value of a college education is somewhat overweighted. Too many people spend four years, accumulate a ton of debt and often don't have useful skills that they can apply afterwards. I have a lot of respect for people who work with their hands and we need electricians and plumbers and carpenters and that's a lot more important than having incremental political science majors. I think we should not have this idea that in order to be successful you need a four year college degree." https://x.com/AutismCapital/status/1847841359136510152?t=rtDv123hKsKevfssdtU3LQ&s=19 https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1847854542714470893?t=qdaJ4E_dmOweDjwRE5Ybpw&s=19 |
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 1:39pm On Oct 20 |
LordReed: Because we are his creation, and He is so mindful of man. But man allow himself to be deceived to perdition by the Devil, and take God away from Man. God created Man to have continual fellowship with Him, however after death (dropping the physical body), the wicked soul cannot enter into God's kingdom. So God sent Jesus to chose Sons moulded for His kingdom to teach and warn other souls about the impending danger if they do not repent while still alive in the flesh on earth. God is a consuming Fire |
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 1:34pm On Oct 20 |
Repent now, and give your life to Christ before it is too late, and stop vain attacks. Remember, Mark 8:36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? 8:37 Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul? However, it is not the will of God that any soul should perish - 2 Peter 3:9; John 3:16. So come to Jesus now as he is near you... Revelation 3:20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. Shalom! |
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 1:28pm On Oct 20 |
UdoUyoMfo:Very very apt. However living a good life is not enough for God to qualify us to enter his kingdom on the last day. Our righteousness is like filthy rags before the Almighty God our creator - Isaiah 64:6; Zech 3:4 We need to put on Jesus Christ in addition to the good life, which is the only acceptable righteousness to God - John 15:5 I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing. Without Jesus, we can do no good actually |
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 1:20pm On Oct 20 |
Krismas: So the Bible and Quran are lies?? |
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 1:18pm On Oct 20 |
DavidEsq: The scriptural passages are in the write up Sir |
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 1:17pm On Oct 20 |
mariovito: At conception in the mother's womb... See some scriptures below 👇 Luke 1:15 For he shall be great in the sight of the Lord, and shall drink neither wine nor strong drink; and he shall be filled with the Holy Ghost, even from his mother's womb. Luke 1:44 For, lo, as soon as the voice of thy salutation sounded in mine ears, the babe leaped in my womb for joy. Jeremiah 1:5 Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations. |
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 1:11pm On Oct 20 |
AntiChristian: Jesus is the son Of God. We are the spiritual sons of Abraham by qualifying blood of Jesus Christ, and those who say they are Muslim (through Ishmael). Jesus Christ is come to save those that are lost. Those that are destined for perdition like Satan, away from God into eternal punishment, but Jesus is come to give all such souls eternal rest. No one else can do this except Jesus Christ, the bread of Life |
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 1:07pm On Oct 20 |
Krismas: I only preach about Jesus Christ. The only one who can save from hell and damnation. No one else can save except Jesus. We know and we are sure of this. |
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 11:40am On Oct 20 |
ReacherSaidNoth: You don't understand the reason for Jesus saving the world |
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 11:39am On Oct 20 |
LordReed: After the spirit (Soul) leaves the body on earth, it will be too late to repent and ask for forgiveness of sins. It's only while alive we can seek mercy. God is the God of the living and not the dead |
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 11:35am On Oct 20 |
mariovito: That is your Soul. Which is what God put into this body. The soul is supposed to control the body, but it's sad that the body now controls and drives the soul. The body will perish on earth, but the soul will love forever as God lives forever except that destination will be different. When you dream, you soul loves, while the body becomes a log of wood. In the state of death, the flesh ceases the exist, and the soul (The real person) comes out |
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Hints At Why Peter Obi Won't Bother Responding To Him by Jokerman(m): 11:04am On Oct 20 |
The pit digger must fall into his/her pit 😹 4 Likes |
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