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Politics / Re: Why Do South Easterners Desperately Want Lagos Decongested? by Jokerman(m): 4:08pm On Aug 09 |
Lagos cannot be congested It's where the money is... Just make money and make your village or township better by building something good in it. Just like we are building in my village in Ifo 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: Tobi Amusan Finishes Third In 100m Hurdles, Crashes Out by Jokerman(m): 3:59pm On Aug 09 |
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Sports / Re: Tobi Amusan Finishes Third In 100m Hurdles, Crashes Out by Jokerman(m): 3:59pm On Aug 09 |
gentlekeny: ๐๐๐ |
Sports / Re: Tobi Amusan Finishes Third In 100m Hurdles, Crashes Out by Jokerman(m): 3:12pm On Aug 09 |
So after the billions, no medal ..๐ตโ๐ซ 20 Likes 4 Shares |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:45pm On Aug 09 |
Man Utd has renovated their tunnel after Ronaldo's expose. More works in their gym & training ground. All thanks to Ronaldo for speaking up 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Onne Port Berths โLargestโ Cargo Vessel โ Second Time In 3 Months by Jokerman(m): 2:33pm On Aug 09 |
DevilsEqual: ๐น๐น๐น๐น 4 Likes |
Sports / Re: African Countries On The Olympics Medal Table All Time by Jokerman(m): 2:31pm On Aug 09 |
Fergie01 Mynd44 OAM4j |
Sports / Re: African Countries On The Olympics Medal Table All Time by Jokerman(m): 1:39pm On Aug 09 |
Giants of Africa Una ๐น๐๐๐ 2 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / African Countries On The Olympics Medal Table All Time by Jokerman(m): 1:37pm On Aug 09 |
African Countries on the Olympics Medal Table of All Time 1. Kenya ๐ฐ๐ช - 118 medals (36๐ , 43 ๐ฅ, 39๐ฅ) 2. South Africa ๐ฟ๐ฆ - 93 medals (28๐ , 34๐ฅ, 31๐ฅ) 3. Ethiopia๐ช๐น - 60 medals (23๐ , 14๐ฅ, 23๐ฅ) 4. Egypt ๐ช๐ฌ - 39 medals (8๐ , 11๐ฅ, 20๐ฅ) 5. Morocco ๐ฒ๐ฆ - 26 medals (8๐ , 5๐ฅ, 13๐ฅ) 6. Algeria ๐ฉ๐ฟ - 18 medals (6๐ , 4๐ฅ, 8๐ฅ) 7. Uganda ๐บ๐ฌ - 13 medals (5๐ ,5๐ฅ, 3๐ฅ) 8. Tunisia ๐น๐ณ - 17 medals (5๐ , 4๐ฅ, 8๐ฅ) 9. Nigeria ๐ณ๐ฌ - 27 medals (3๐ , 11๐ฅ, 13๐ฅ) 10. Zimbabwe ๐ฟ๐ผ - 8 medals (3๐ , 4๐ฅ, 1๐ฅ) 11. Cameroon ๐จ๐ฒ - 6 medals (3๐ , 1๐ฅ, 2๐ฅ) 12. Cote d'Ivoire ๐จ๐ฎ - 4 medals (1๐ , 1๐ฅ, 2๐ฅ) 13. Botswana ๐ง๐ผ - 3 medals (1๐ , 1๐ฅ, 1๐ ) 14. Burundi ๐ง๐ฎ - 2 medals (1๐ , 1๐ฅ) Mozambique ๐ฒ๐ฟ - 2 medals (1๐ , 1๐ฅ) 16. Namibia ๐ณ๐ฆ - 5 medals ( 5๐ฅ) Tanzania ๐น๐ฟ - 2 medals (2๐ฅ) 18. Ghana ๐ฌ๐ญ - 5 medals (1๐ฅ, 4๐ฅ) 19. Zambia ๐ฟ๐ฒ - 3 medals (1๐ฅ, 2๐ฅ) 20. Niger ๐ณ๐ช - 2 medals (1๐ฅ, 1๐ฅ) 21. Gabon ๐ฌ๐ฆ - 1 medal (๐ฅ) Senegal ๐ธ๐ณ - 1 medal (๐ฅ) Sudan ๐ธ๐ฉ - 1 medal (๐ฅ) 24. Burkina Faso ๐ง๐ซ - 1 medal (๐ฅ) Cape Verde ๐จ๐ป - 1 medal ( ๐ฅ) Djibouti ๐ฉ๐ฏ - 1 medal (๐ฅ) Eritrea ๐ช๐ท - 1 medal (๐ฅ) Mauritius ๐ฒ๐บ - 1 medal (๐ฅ) Togo ๐น๐ฌ - 1 medal (๐ฅ) https://x.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/1821866548190978517?t=WMKTr0B-vj9vJxgZXOrjsQ&s=19 |
Sports / Re: Paris2024: Nigeria Disqualified From 4x400m Relay Final Over Lane Violation by Jokerman(m): 1:35pm On Aug 09 |
Budget embezzlement too ๐น |
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Budget For Paris 2024 Olympics - STATISENSE by Jokerman(m): 1:22pm On Aug 09 |
Our only hope of medal, lost her hurdles right too๐ Is it not better they used to money to share the usual bags of rice, than the show of shame 1 Like |
Politics / Nigeria's Budget For Paris 2024 Olympics - STATISENSE by Jokerman(m): 1:00pm On Aug 09 |
๐ณ๐ฌPARIS OLYMPIC IN 2024 BUDGET Preparation for Paris 2024 Olympic Games: โฆ1.34 billion Participation of Athletes and Officials at 2024 Paris Olympics: โฆ1.25 billion Total Budget: โฆ2.59 billion #Statisense https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1821627602010042483?t=BhHEZ_VcREV-jwnZOPyHtg&s=19 |
Business / Re: Saudi Arabiaโs Aramco Reports Half-year Profit Of $56 Billion by Jokerman(m): 12:26pm On Aug 09 |
BATerias defending the indefensible ๐๐ |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Spent #2.5billon For Olympics, And Still Disappointed As Usual by Jokerman(m): 12:25pm On Aug 09 |
So Tobi Amusan is also out....๐๐ |
Sports / Re: Paris2024: Nigeria Disqualified From 4x400m Relay Final Over Lane Violation by Jokerman(m): 12:23pm On Aug 09 |
TribalChair: Tinubu na bad luck. Under Buhari we still manage win medal 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: Paris2024: Nigeria Disqualified From 4x400m Relay Final Over Lane Violation by Jokerman(m): 12:22pm On Aug 09 |
anonimi: ๐๐๐๐น 1 Like |
Business / Re: Saudi Arabiaโs Aramco Reports Half-year Profit Of $56 Billion by Jokerman(m): 7:42am On Aug 09 |
FreeStuffsNG: BATeria ๐๐๐ 1 Like |
Education / Re: 43,000 Applicants Fail CBT For Oyo State Teaching Job by Jokerman(m): 7:41am On Aug 09 |
zonties1: It's so annoying... |
Sports / Nigeria Spent #2.5billon For Olympics, And Still Disappointed As Usual by Jokerman(m): 7:40am On Aug 09 |
Like I stated earlier in another thread, Nigeria should be banned from Olympics, and let's channel the money, like we are doing from those in Fuel and electricity subsidies, into other ventures, like sharing bags of rice. How can we budget 2.5Billion and still go and borrow bicycle ๐, and still with 0 medals in the ongoing Olympics. Botswana has won a gold medal in 200m race and their population is like Kogi state, compared to us with 200M people. When we talk of profit making from our governing agencies, BATerias like Freestuffng, will tell you our population is mitigating our profits, so how come our population can't get us good athletes to compete on the World stage. Our only hope for a medal is now Tobi Amusan , who doesn't even train in Nigeria ๐น It will never be well with Corruption. https://www.nairaland.com/8179051/nigeria-should-banned-olympics
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Travel / Re: Japa: 430,000 Nigerians Get UK Visas In Seven Months by Jokerman(m): 7:33am On Aug 09 |
How many Canada, US and other European countries go don grant?? Na wa sha, Nigerians dey Japa o... What's wrong?? If y'all run finish, how can we vote out bad government? 2 Likes |
Business / Re: Saudi Arabiaโs Aramco Reports Half-year Profit Of $56 Billion by Jokerman(m): 7:31am On Aug 09 |
FreeStuffsNG: So population determines profit? |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Should Be Banned From Olympics by Jokerman(m): 7:16am On Aug 09 |
Jokay07: That US of a country ehn ... ๐น๐น๐น |
Business / Re: Saudi Arabiaโs Aramco Reports Half-year Profit Of $56 Billion by Jokerman(m): 7:14am On Aug 09 |
No be the same oil Nigeria dey sell? $56 Billion profits in 6 months... Wow Stock buyers go don made profits of $20Billion. Wish it was easy to buy all these abroad company shares 3 Likes |
Business / Saudi Arabiaโs Aramco Reports Half-year Profit Of $56 Billion by Jokerman(m): 7:11am On Aug 09 |
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) โ Saudi oil giant Aramco reported half-year profits Tuesday of $56.3 billion, down from the year before due to weakening volumes sold amid worries about the global economy. Aramco, formally known as the Saudi Arabian Oil Co. 2222 , said its overall revenue for the half-year was $220.7 billion, up from $218.6 billion the year before. Profits in 2023 were $61.9 billion, nearly $5 billion higher. โThe decrease was primarily a result of lower crude oil volumes sold, weakening refining margins and lower finance and other income,โ Aramco said in a filing on Riyadhโs Tadawul stock exchange. โThis was partially offset by higher crude oil prices and lower production royalties compared to the same period last year and lower income taxes and zakat,โ or Islamic charitable contributions. Aramco will pay dividends of $20.3 billion for the second quarter and a performance-linked dividend of $10.8 billion, the company said. It hopes its overall dividend for the year will be over $124 billion. While a sliver of Aramco trades on the Tadawul, the vast majority of the firm is held by Saudi Arabiaโs government, fueling its expenditure and providing wealth to its Al Saud royal family. Saudi Arabia, a leader in the OPEC cartel, has allied with Russia and others outside of the group to try to keep production down to boost global oil prices. Benchmark Brent crude BRN00 traded around $77 a barrel on Tuesday after Japanโs Nikkei stock market plunged 12.4% Monday in its worst single-day decline since 1987. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/saudi-arabias-aramco-reports-half-year-profit-of-56-billion-06d33004 |
Education / Re: 43,000 Applicants Fail CBT For Oyo State Teaching Job by Jokerman(m): 7:07am On Aug 09 |
How much is teachers salary in Oyo? 3 Likes |
Travel / Re: Japa: 430,000 Nigerians Get UK Visas In Seven Months by Jokerman(m): 7:00am On Aug 09 |
Are we not proud of our father's land again? How can we vote out bad government when every year we always lose people to another country? Nigerian wey remain, hope no be money dey hold Una from japaing too?๐น 46 Likes 5 Shares |
Travel / Japa: 430,000 Nigerians Get UK Visas In Seven Months by Jokerman(m): 6:58am On Aug 09 |
British High Commissioner to Nigeria, Dr Richard Montgomery, has revealed that the United Kingdom government has so far given no fewer than 430,000 visas to Nigerians seeking to study and relocate to the European nation in 2024. https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/japa-430000-nigerians-get-uk-visas-in-seven-months/%3famp 7 Likes 1 Share
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Sports / Re: Nigeria Should Be Banned From Olympics by Jokerman(m): 9:54pm On Aug 08 |
Botswana won gold before the giant of Africa |
Sports / Re: Breaking : Pepe Retires From Professional Football by Jokerman(m): 9:53pm On Aug 08 |
Legendary |
Sports / Re: Nigeria's Samuel Ogazi Finishes At 7th Position In The 2024 Olympic 400m Final by Jokerman(m): 9:31pm On Aug 08 |
Politics / Re: Alexander The Great Vs Julius Caesar Who Was The Greater Emperor? by Jokerman(m): 9:26pm On Aug 08 |
Kingsempires: It was prophesied in the Bible |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Should Be Banned From Olympics by Jokerman(m): 9:24pm On Aug 08 |
Wait, so no medal yet... ๐๐๐ |
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