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Politics / Re: Why Do South Easterners Desperately Want Lagos Decongested? by Jokerman(m): 4:08pm On Aug 09
Lagos cannot be congested

It's where the money is... Just make money and make your village or township better by building something good in it.

Just like we are building in my village in Ifo

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Sports / Re: Tobi Amusan Finishes Third In 100m Hurdles, Crashes Out by Jokerman(m): 3:59pm On Aug 09
OAFMods:
Was it you Ipob father that have her billions


Lol.

BATeria ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜น... Tribal thug

Sports / Re: Tobi Amusan Finishes Third In 100m Hurdles, Crashes Out by Jokerman(m): 3:59pm On Aug 09
gentlekeny:


Billions they spent or siphoned under the guise of Olympics?

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Sports / Re: Tobi Amusan Finishes Third In 100m Hurdles, Crashes Out by Jokerman(m): 3:12pm On Aug 09
So after the billions, no medal ..๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:45pm On Aug 09
Man Utd has renovated their tunnel after Ronaldo's expose.

More works in their gym & training ground.

All thanks to Ronaldo for speaking up

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Politics / Re: Onne Port Berths โ€˜Largestโ€™ Cargo Vessel โ€” Second Time In 3 Months by Jokerman(m): 2:33pm On Aug 09
DevilsEqual:
cheesy

Those Magi from the East have always used "No working port in the South and East" as an excuse to travel 20000 kilometers from East to Lagos to come reside in their large numbers

Now there is a functioning one in Delta, that state shares its boundary with Anambra and some of the locals even speak Igbo

Time travellers should show us pepper by mass relocating back to the East and ensure Lagos economy retrogresses by 50%(at least, that has being their claims before now)


๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

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Sports / Re: African Countries On The Olympics Medal Table All Time by Jokerman(m): 2:31pm On Aug 09
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Sports / Re: African Countries On The Olympics Medal Table All Time by Jokerman(m): 1:39pm On Aug 09
Giants of Africa Una ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Sports / African Countries On The Olympics Medal Table All Time by Jokerman(m): 1:37pm On Aug 09
African Countries on the Olympics Medal Table of All Time

1. Kenya ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช - 118 medals (36๐Ÿ…, 43 ๐Ÿฅˆ, 39๐Ÿฅ‰)

2. South Africa ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ - 93 medals (28๐Ÿ…, 34๐Ÿฅˆ, 31๐Ÿฅ‰)

3. Ethiopia๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น - 60 medals (23๐Ÿ…, 14๐Ÿฅˆ, 23๐Ÿฅ‰)

4. Egypt ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ - 39 medals (8๐Ÿ…, 11๐Ÿฅˆ, 20๐Ÿฅ‰)

5. Morocco ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ - 26 medals (8๐Ÿ…, 5๐Ÿฅˆ, 13๐Ÿฅ‰)

6. Algeria ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฟ - 18 medals (6๐Ÿ…, 4๐Ÿฅˆ, 8๐Ÿฅ‰)

7. Uganda ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ - 13 medals (5๐Ÿ…,5๐Ÿฅˆ, 3๐Ÿฅ‰)

8. Tunisia ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ - 17 medals (5๐Ÿ…, 4๐Ÿฅˆ, 8๐Ÿฅ‰)

9. Nigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ - 27 medals (3๐Ÿ…, 11๐Ÿฅˆ, 13๐Ÿฅ‰)

10. Zimbabwe ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ - 8 medals (3๐Ÿ…, 4๐Ÿฅˆ, 1๐Ÿฅˆ)

11. Cameroon ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ - 6 medals (3๐Ÿ…, 1๐Ÿฅˆ, 2๐Ÿฅ‰)

12. Cote d'Ivoire ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ - 4 medals (1๐Ÿ…, 1๐Ÿฅˆ, 2๐Ÿฅ‰)

13. Botswana ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ - 3 medals (1๐Ÿ…, 1๐Ÿฅˆ, 1๐Ÿ…)

14. Burundi ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ - 2 medals (1๐Ÿ…, 1๐Ÿฅˆ)

Mozambique ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ - 2 medals (1๐Ÿ…, 1๐Ÿฅˆ)

16. Namibia ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฆ - 5 medals ( 5๐Ÿฅˆ)

Tanzania ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ - 2 medals (2๐Ÿฅˆ)

18. Ghana ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ - 5 medals (1๐Ÿฅˆ, 4๐Ÿฅ‰)

19. Zambia ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ - 3 medals (1๐Ÿฅˆ, 2๐Ÿฅ‰)

20. Niger ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช - 2 medals (1๐Ÿฅˆ, 1๐Ÿฅ‰)

21. Gabon ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ - 1 medal (๐Ÿฅˆ)

Senegal ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ - 1 medal (๐Ÿฅˆ)

Sudan ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ - 1 medal (๐Ÿฅˆ)

24. Burkina Faso ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ - 1 medal (๐Ÿฅ‰)

Cape Verde ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ป - 1 medal ( ๐Ÿฅ‰)

Djibouti ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ - 1 medal (๐Ÿฅ‰)

Eritrea ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ท - 1 medal (๐Ÿฅ‰)

Mauritius ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ - 1 medal (๐Ÿฅ‰)

Togo ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฌ - 1 medal (๐Ÿฅ‰)


https://x.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/1821866548190978517?t=WMKTr0B-vj9vJxgZXOrjsQ&s=19
Sports / Re: Paris2024: Nigeria Disqualified From 4x400m Relay Final Over Lane Violation by Jokerman(m): 1:35pm On Aug 09
Budget embezzlement too ๐Ÿ˜น
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Budget For Paris 2024 Olympics - STATISENSE by Jokerman(m): 1:22pm On Aug 09
Our only hope of medal, lost her hurdles right too๐Ÿ˜‚

Is it not better they used to money to share the usual bags of rice, than the show of shame

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Politics / Nigeria's Budget For Paris 2024 Olympics - STATISENSE by Jokerman(m): 1:00pm On Aug 09
๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌPARIS OLYMPIC IN 2024 BUDGET

Preparation for Paris 2024 Olympic Games: โ‚ฆ1.34 billion

Participation of Athletes and Officials at 2024 Paris Olympics: โ‚ฆ1.25 billion

Total Budget: โ‚ฆ2.59 billion

#Statisense

https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1821627602010042483?t=BhHEZ_VcREV-jwnZOPyHtg&s=19
Business / Re: Saudi Arabiaโ€™s Aramco Reports Half-year Profit Of $56 Billion by Jokerman(m): 12:26pm On Aug 09
BATerias defending the indefensible ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Sports / Re: Nigeria Spent #2.5billon For Olympics, And Still Disappointed As Usual by Jokerman(m): 12:25pm On Aug 09
So Tobi Amusan is also out....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Sports / Re: Paris2024: Nigeria Disqualified From 4x400m Relay Final Over Lane Violation by Jokerman(m): 12:23pm On Aug 09
TribalChair:
At times, people wey I dey share this country with no dey stop to dey amaze me....

After una check name finish, agenda no fly...
Na to result to tinubu blahblahblah.....

What is the color of una madness?

Werey wey enta another lane go think sey na tinubu hin dey do like dat o.... grin grin grin

Tinubu na bad luck.

Under Buhari we still manage win medal

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Sports / Re: Paris2024: Nigeria Disqualified From 4x400m Relay Final Over Lane Violation by Jokerman(m): 12:22pm On Aug 09
anonimi:


Is this what we get for the billions spent for this jamboree


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Business / Re: Saudi Arabiaโ€™s Aramco Reports Half-year Profit Of $56 Billion by Jokerman(m): 7:42am On Aug 09
FreeStuffsNG:
You are completely ignorant if you think they don't steal and it's unfortunate that I can't help you. The part I left out is that they probably don't have low self esteemed unpatriotic elements who can be irredeemably lazy so much that they blame everyone and government for their unproductive lifestyle choices and low self esteem except themselves

BATeria ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Education / Re: 43,000 Applicants Fail CBT For Oyo State Teaching Job by Jokerman(m): 7:41am On Aug 09
zonties1:
good question wey interviews kon maddt like dis, even d so called poticians didnt undergo all dis

It's so annoying...
Sports / Nigeria Spent #2.5billon For Olympics, And Still Disappointed As Usual by Jokerman(m): 7:40am On Aug 09
Like I stated earlier in another thread, Nigeria should be banned from Olympics, and let's channel the money, like we are doing from those in Fuel and electricity subsidies, into other ventures, like sharing bags of rice.

How can we budget 2.5Billion and still go and borrow bicycle ๐Ÿ˜‚, and still with 0 medals in the ongoing Olympics.

Botswana has won a gold medal in 200m race and their population is like Kogi state, compared to us with 200M people.

When we talk of profit making from our governing agencies, BATerias like Freestuffng, will tell you our population is mitigating our profits, so how come our population can't get us good athletes to compete on the World stage.

Our only hope for a medal is now Tobi Amusan , who doesn't even train in Nigeria ๐Ÿ˜น

It will never be well with Corruption.

https://www.nairaland.com/8179051/nigeria-should-banned-olympics

Travel / Re: Japa: 430,000 Nigerians Get UK Visas In Seven Months by Jokerman(m): 7:33am On Aug 09
How many Canada, US and other European countries go don grant??

Na wa sha, Nigerians dey Japa o...

What's wrong?? If y'all run finish, how can we vote out bad government?

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Business / Re: Saudi Arabiaโ€™s Aramco Reports Half-year Profit Of $56 Billion by Jokerman(m): 7:31am On Aug 09
FreeStuffsNG:

It's not run by government. You can buy their shares, it's a listed company. It's equally ignorant to compare Saudi Arabia's oil production to that of Nigeria, they are among the top 3 highest crude oil producers in the world, far far much higher than Nigeria in terms of daily output of crude oil. Saudi Arabia produces all the crude oil we produce in one year in like 3 months!
And they don't have a population growing faster than their GDP.

So population determines profit?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Should Be Banned From Olympics by Jokerman(m): 7:16am On Aug 09
Jokay07:
No. Op you are wrong. The caption should be US should be banned from olympics

Meanwhile, US Don clock 103 medals

That US of a country ehn ... ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น
Business / Re: Saudi Arabiaโ€™s Aramco Reports Half-year Profit Of $56 Billion by Jokerman(m): 7:14am On Aug 09
No be the same oil Nigeria dey sell?

$56 Billion profits in 6 months... Wow

Stock buyers go don made profits of $20Billion.

Wish it was easy to buy all these abroad company shares

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Business / Saudi Arabiaโ€™s Aramco Reports Half-year Profit Of $56 Billion by Jokerman(m): 7:11am On Aug 09
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) โ€” Saudi oil giant Aramco reported half-year profits Tuesday of $56.3 billion, down from the year before due to weakening volumes sold amid worries about the global economy.

Aramco, formally known as the Saudi Arabian Oil Co. 2222 , said its overall revenue for the half-year was $220.7 billion, up from $218.6 billion the year before. Profits in 2023 were $61.9 billion, nearly $5 billion higher.

โ€œThe decrease was primarily a result of lower crude oil volumes sold, weakening refining margins and lower finance and other income,โ€ Aramco said in a filing on Riyadhโ€™s Tadawul stock exchange. โ€œThis was partially offset by higher crude oil prices and lower production royalties compared to the same period last year and lower income taxes and zakat,โ€ or Islamic charitable contributions.

Aramco will pay dividends of $20.3 billion for the second quarter and a performance-linked dividend of $10.8 billion, the company said. It hopes its overall dividend for the year will be over $124 billion.

While a sliver of Aramco trades on the Tadawul, the vast majority of the firm is held by Saudi Arabiaโ€™s government, fueling its expenditure and providing wealth to its Al Saud royal family.

Saudi Arabia, a leader in the OPEC cartel, has allied with Russia and others outside of the group to try to keep production down to boost global oil prices. Benchmark Brent crude BRN00 traded around $77 a barrel on Tuesday after Japanโ€™s Nikkei stock market plunged 12.4% Monday in its worst single-day decline since 1987.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/saudi-arabias-aramco-reports-half-year-profit-of-56-billion-06d33004
Education / Re: 43,000 Applicants Fail CBT For Oyo State Teaching Job by Jokerman(m): 7:07am On Aug 09
How much is teachers salary in Oyo?

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Travel / Re: Japa: 430,000 Nigerians Get UK Visas In Seven Months by Jokerman(m): 7:00am On Aug 09
Are we not proud of our father's land again?

How can we vote out bad government when every year we always lose people to another country?

Nigerian wey remain, hope no be money dey hold Una from japaing too?๐Ÿ˜น

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Travel / Japa: 430,000 Nigerians Get UK Visas In Seven Months by Jokerman(m): 6:58am On Aug 09
British High Commissioner to Nigeria, Dr Richard Montgomery, has revealed that the United Kingdom government has so far given no fewer than 430,000 visas to Nigerians seeking to study and relocate to the European nation in 2024.

Montgomery disclosed this during a meeting with the Chairman of the Nigerians in Diaspora Commission, Abike Dabiri-Erewa, in Abuja on Wednesday.

He also assured the Federal Government that there would be adequate security measures in place for Nigerians in the UK.

He noted that the UK remains a safe haven despite the ongoing unrest, highlighting the countryโ€™s diverse population.

He explained further that 60 special courts have been set up to โ€œtackle criminal activities related to the unrestโ€.

Also speaking on security, Montgomery stated that 400 people have been arrested in connection with the violence, with the government actively pursuing justice against those inciting unrest through hatred and disinformation online.

On her part, Dabiri-Erewa confirmed that no Nigerian casualties have been reported so far in the UK unrest.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/japa-430000-nigerians-get-uk-visas-in-seven-months/%3famp

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Should Be Banned From Olympics by Jokerman(m): 9:54pm On Aug 08
Botswana won gold before the giant of Africa grin grin
Sports / Re: Breaking : Pepe Retires From Professional Football by Jokerman(m): 9:53pm On Aug 08
Legendary
Sports / Re: Nigeria's Samuel Ogazi Finishes At 7th Position In The 2024 Olympic 400m Final by Jokerman(m): 9:31pm On Aug 08
Elonmuzk:
God Bless United States of America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Amen.

God's own country
Politics / Re: Alexander The Great Vs Julius Caesar Who Was The Greater Emperor? by Jokerman(m): 9:26pm On Aug 08
Kingsempires:
I just imagine how alexander the great use an army of 47000 to win King darius III that had an army of 50,000 to 120,000

It was prophesied in the Bible
Sports / Re: Nigeria Should Be Banned From Olympics by Jokerman(m): 9:24pm On Aug 08
Wait, so no medal yet... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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