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Computers / Re: Latest MTN 500MB Data Trick by jokesmaster: 11:29pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
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Computers / Latest MTN 500MB Data Trick by jokesmaster: 11:08pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
Hello blog readers and welcome to another interesting post. MTN has been good to us lately, in terms of free browsing. This time around, you'll be learning how to accumulate unlimited megabytes using MTN GAME DATA. How Does This Trick Work? It's a free data plan that MTN gives out for people to download games exclusively from mtnonline.com. The loophole however, is that this is now exploited and can be used freely without any VPN or simple server. And the good thing is, it is lightning fast. How Do I Activate Mine? 1. Send GM to 2200 2. You will get a confirmation message welcoming to you Monthly VIP. 3. Now, this step is the most critical. Most people just go ahead and begin to browse any webpage. This is wrong. After getting the confirmation message, click game.mtnonline.com. Once it loads, download one game there. After downloading, you are now free to use the GAME DATA without restriction or data throttling. Most people who skip this step end up with data throttling or frequent disconnection. Once you exhaust the 150MB or 500MB depending on your luck, text STOPGM to 2200. After that, text GM to 2200 again to renew the MB. Keep repeating this step anything you exhaust the data. Drop your comments! Naija Tech Scout - How TOs, Free Browsing Tricks, Phone Specs, Reviews => http://www.naijatechscout.com/2016/02/latest-mtn-500-data-trick.html |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Solar Generator That Works Without Fuel by jokesmaster: 3:10pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
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Nairaland / General / Nigeria Solar Generator That Works Without Fuel by jokesmaster: 2:20pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
See the world's first solar generator that works without fuel, no sound and no smoke! The EnerPlex Genertor Y1200 is lightweight and portable 1200Whr large format battery that is ideal for emergences, camping and any time you need power for long periods of time. This unit is 60% lighter than similar products, yet holds the same amount of power that will keep your phones, tablets, laptops, and even mini-fridges powered up for days. Features: 1200 Whrs Portable Battery USB, 12v, Laptop Port and integrated AC Inverter Outputs Can charge large scale electronics such as a mini fridge or flat screen TV 60% lighter than other generators Dual Charging Capabilities Winner of 2015 Red Dot Product Design Award Technical description: Battery: 1200Whr Batter type: Lithium-Ion Power Source: Solar 12-19v Input: Solar, 12V Power Output: USB, Sandard Wall OutLet Warranty: 1 Year CALL 08110055922 OR CLICK HERE TO PLACE YOUR ORDER=> http://www.naturalfits.com/423883924/category/577997/online-store
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Phones / Get Mtn 750mb Free From Mtn Via Imei Tweaking by jokesmaster: 8:54am On Jan 27, 2016 |
2016 is really a year of free browsing. We have rocked Airtel, Glo, Etisalat & MTN is still rocking. This time around you can get 750MB free from MTN! How Do I Activate Mine? - Tweak this IMEI: 352373058168354 (change the last 3-4 digits for success) - After tweaking, put your phone on airplane mode and back to normal. - Send SMART to 131 Your 750MB will be smiling at you. How To Check Data Balance? Dial *131*1*6*1# READ MORE: http://www.naijatechscout.com/2016/01/latest-mtn-750mb-tweak.html |
Computers / Get 6GB For N1,500 On Glo Network! Cheapest Data Plan Ever! by jokesmaster: 10:38am On Jan 21, 2016 |
GLO is undoubtedly one of the best networks in Nigeria when it comes to data bundles and their durability. This time around, they are offering customers a whooping 6GB for N1,500. On Airtel, N1,500 will give you only 3GB. How Do I Activate The Glo 6GB? The trick involved here is to subscribe for the glo monthly plan of 3GB at N1,000 and also subscribe for the weekend plan of N500 for 3GB. STEPS 1. First, recharge N1,000 and activate the monthly plan of 3GB by dialing *777*21# and you’ll be given 3GB. 2. After that, recharge N500 and dial *777#. A USSD menu will come up. Simply follow the onscreen procedure to activate the GLO 3GB for N500. After that, hard reset your mobile phone by removing your battery and re-inserting it after 5 minutes. That's all! Your 6GB plan is fully activated. NOTE: For this tweak to work perfectly and smoothly, change your APN to glosecure. Minimum download speed is 1MB/sec with 3G reception. Hope this helped. Why not like & share it? SOURCE: http://www.naijatechscout.com/2016/01/Get-6GB-For-N1500-On-Glo-Network.html 1 Like |
Phones / How To Upgrade Your Infinix Hot 2 Android One To 6.0 Marshmallow by jokesmaster: 3:06pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
Finally, the 6.0 update for Infinix Hot 2 is here! Many users have been waiting for this update and now it's finally here. But the problem most people have is How Do I Update Mine? It can be a nightmare for someone to download a file over 700MB and end up without any result. In this post, you'll be learning how to update your Infinix Hot 2 to the latest 6.0. What You'll Be Neeeding 1. A Computer 2. A good internet connection 3. A compatible USB cable 4. Your Infinix Hot 2 5. Infinix Hot 2 6. SP Flashtool ►https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0By4TkgQ4BdhWaVYwOFFBM2Z6NlU&export=download 7. Vcom Drivers ►http://www6.zippyshare.com/v/8f6qCvaB/file.html 8. Marshmallow 6.0 Flash File ►https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0B1ukKq9qHhpBT20ycjJMbHM3ZVE The first thing you have to do is to install the Vcom Divers and the SP Flashtool downloaded. How To Install VCOM Drivers? 1. Extract the downloaded Vcom Drivers into your choice folder 2. Navigate to Device Manager ►Action ►Add Legacy Hardware 3. A pop up will come up: Add new hardware. Click next 4. Choose Advanced Option and click next 5. Choose "show all devices" and click next. 6. Click "have disk" 7. Navigate to your Vcom Drivers extracted folder and select the driver setup up file and click open, then OK. 8. Choose Mediatek preloader usb vcom driver and click next. How To Install SPFlashtool? 1. Disconnect any existing internet connection 2. Navigate to the folder you downloaded the program to. 3. Double-click and follow normal installation process. 4. Accept all terms and conditions. Program installed The final and most important step is to flash the 6.0 Marshmallow update. How Can I Flash Marshmallow On My Infinix Hot 2? 1. Remove any external peripherial on your device (sim cards, sd cards, etc) 2. Extract the Android 6.0 Rom file you downloaded to your choice location (prefarably on Desktop). 3. Power off your device, remove the battery and re-insert it. 4. Launch SP flash tool 5. After launching the program wait for it to load. After loading, click the Scatter-loading button. 6. Navigate to the folder where you extracted the Infinix Hot 2 ROM and select the "MT6580_Android_scatter.txt " 7. After the above step, it returns you to the program interface. Click "Download' in SP Flash Tool and the flashing process should begin. 8. At the point, connect your device to your computer using your USB cable and wait for the whole process to complete. Takes about 20 minutes or less, depending on the speed of your processor. 9. After flashing is complete, you will see a green circle tick. After that, unplug your USB, remove and re-insert your battery and power on your phone. Wait for your phone to boot. It will take about 10mins to boot into the new OS. Done! Your Infinix Hot 2 is now updated to the latest android version 6.0. Hope this guide helped? Why not like & share it! SOURCE: http://www.naijatechscout.com/2016/01/How-To-Update-Your-Infinix-Hot-2-To-Marshmallow6.0.html |
Technology Market / Technology Blog For Sale by jokesmaster: 11:37am On Jan 16, 2016 |
Hello guys, I have a technology blog for sale. The price is 2,000 Anyone interested should call me: 08163339968. Thanks. |
Computers / Re: Please Unlock Airtel Huawei Modem!! by jokesmaster: 5:41pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
jworos: Ok. |
Computers / Re: How To Fix Blue Screen Of Death & System Auto Restart Issue by jokesmaster: 2:33pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Luxury: Software and hardware problem. |
Computers / Re: Please Unlock Airtel Huawei Modem!! by jokesmaster: 11:35am On Jan 15, 2016 |
E383: Sure. Just post the IMEI here and I'll give you the unlock code |
Computers / Re: Please Unlock Airtel Huawei Modem!! by jokesmaster: 10:14am On Jan 15, 2016 |
econome: UWC |
Computers / Re: How To Unlock All Stubborn Modems by jokesmaster: 9:10pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
Phame: Lmao |
Computers / Re: How To Unlock All Stubborn Modems by jokesmaster: 8:19pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
0955eb027: Thank you! Hope it gets to the frontpage. |
Computers / Re: Please Unlock Airtel Huawei Modem!! by jokesmaster: 7:43pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
econome: Unlock code: 51250953 insert an alien sim in it and when it asks for unlock code, enter the above! 1 Like |
Computers / How To Unlock All Stubborn Modems by jokesmaster: 7:39pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
It can be really frustrating, when you buy a modem, with the hope of cracking it, but it is unsuccessful. I prefer customized modems (ie modems locked to a particular network), than universal modems. Why? The reason is because they have more signal than universal modems. But after buying them, where the problem lies is in cracking/unlocking them, to use other networks. This purpose of this post, is to enlighten you on how you can crack that stubborn modem of yours. All hope is not lost. Many have been spreading false rumours, saying that some modems are not unlockable. That is a total lie, because all modems are unlockable. Note: DC Unlocker is no longer effective for unlocking the latest modems. Only older versions of modems might work. Things You'll Be Needing - A Computer - The modem you wish to unlock - Good internet connection How Do I Unlock My Stubborn Modem? The first thing you'll do is to locate the IMEI of the modem and copy it out. It is usually located near the sim slot. Next, put an alien sim into the modem (ie, the sim card of another network, other than that of the modem). After the modem initializes, it will request for UNLOCK CODE. Keep the interface open till you generate the unlock code. The next thing to do is to generate your unlock code. You can do that using the links below: CLICK HERE FOR Huawei Modem => http://a-zgsm.com/freecode/huawei/ CLICK HERE FOR ZTE Modem => http://a-zgsm.com/freecode/zte/ Enter Your IMEI in the field provided and click calculate. Copy out the generated unlock code. Open your modem dashboard and paste the unlock code generated earlier. Congratulations! Your modem is unlocked forever! Think that was easy? Why not share it? FOR MORE, VISIT SOURCE: http://www.naijatechscout.com CC: Fulaman198, odumchi, bigfrancis21, lalasticlala, ishilove, Fynestboi, Mynd44, Obinoscopy, Ijebabe, Seun, Yokiti, Dominique, tosyn2much,elantraceey, caracta, naijaboy, oyinprince, onismate, onegai, Gaborone, 4tunebest,efiko,lalasticlala, toks37, introvert, viviangist4,explorers, Mods, please do the needful, thanks. |
Computers / Re: How To Convert Your Windows PC To Apple Macintosh OS by jokesmaster: 7:36pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
sEGXY2: Thanks! |
Computers / How To Convert Your Windows PC To Apple Macintosh OS by jokesmaster: 12:25pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
You might be wishing to have a taste of Apple Macintosh OS, due to comments by other people, but you might not have the money to purchase the minimum. As far as I know, the minimum Apple PC sells for a whooping #120,000, which can get you two brand new HP laptops. For those who want to use Apple OS without buying the machine, then this post is for you. DO NOT HURRY INTO THIS, WITHOUT FIRST OF ALL, CHECKING WHETHER YOUR PC MATCHES THE REQUIREMENTS! Things you'll be needing? 1. Niresh Mountain Lion OS 10 ISO 2. A blank DVD (get a new one) 3. ImgBurn (for burning the ISO to DVD) 4. MultiBeast (for installing drivers) 5. A compatible Laptop/PC (works with almost every laptop, except Nivida-powered processors) 6. A minimum of 2GB RAM 7. A hard disk of about 200GB and above. If you have the above requirements, then you are good to go. Time For Installation: 30Minutes Difficulty: Average Now, the first thing to do is to download the Niresh Mountain Lion OS 10 ISO to your PC- DOWNLOAD LINK=> http://getintopc.com/softwares/operating-systems/niresh-mac-osx-mountain-lion-10-8-5-iso-free-download/ ...File size is about 4GB. After downloading, proceed to download ImgBurn - DOWNLOAD LINK=> http://www.imgburn.com/ . After downloading, proceed to download MultiBeast => http://www.tonymacx86.com/downloads.php Once you have downloaded the above, then you are good to go. Make sure your PC is charged 100%. STEP 1 Install ImgBurn, as this is what we will be using to burn the ISO you just downloaded to the blank DVD. After installation, open the program and choose: "Write image file to disc". Locate the ISO you downloaded earlier and click on Burn. The program should do the rest and should complete in approximately 15 minutes. STEP 2 If you're installing it on a Laptop: - Unplug all USB-connected devices from your computer before you begin the setup (except your keyboard and mouse). A faulty external USB hard drive can cause your bootloader to give you EBIOS errors on startup. If you're installing it on a desktop PC: - Open up your computer and unplug any extra internal hard drives that your computer has, besides the hard drive that you're installing OS X on. (Just unplug the hard drive SATA cables from your motherboard.) - If possible, connect your monitor to the DVI port of your computer's graphics. The Mac OS X installer sometimes has problems with HDMI and VGA. STEP 3 Set up your motherboard Boot Device - Change the boot device of your computer so that "CDROM" is first. You need to do this for Niresh to work. After you finish installing Mac OS X, you should change this setting back to default, so that "Hard Disk" is the first boot device (this optional, but it will speed up your boot times). HPET - Change this to 64-bit. SATA Control Mode (your BIOS might call this a different name) - This will probably already be set to "SATA", "IDE", or "RAID". Change it to "AHCI". Mac OS X only works with AHCI. STEP 4 Install Niresh Mountain Lion Insert the DVD your burned earlie into your computer's DVD drive, and restart your computer. If everything is okay, your computer will boot into Niresh instead of booting from your hard disk. You will then be able to view the black-and-white Niresh menu. If you do not manage to reach the Niresh menu, check your motherboard's BIOS settings to make sure that the changes you made in Step 3 were properly applied. At the Niresh menu, press the enter key (or return key) to start the OS X Mountain Lion installer. If you are trying to install OS X Mountain Lion on a computer using an AMD or Intel Atom processor, you'll have to type the boot flag "amd" (without quotation marks-- for AMD) or "atom" (without quotation marks-- for Atom). STEP 5 Complete Mountain Lion OS X Installation Once you've entered the OS X Mountain Lion installer, you will come up to a page that asks you for a "destination" for your Mountain Lion installation. If you're installing Mountain Lion on a computer that has never been turned into a Macintosh before, the hard drive selection box will be blank. We'll have to fix that. To do this, start up Disk Utility, which is located under the Utilities menu in the top bar. You need to use Disk Utility to erase a hard drive partition so that OS X Mountain Lion can install itself on it. In the sidebar of Disk Utility, choose the hard drive where you want Mountain Lion installed, and erase it by using the "Erase" tab. During erasure, the format should be set to "Mac OS Extended (Journaled)". On the installation page for Mac OSX, the hard disk/disk partition should now be showing up. Select it, and then click the "Customize" button on the bottom left. One advantage of Niresh is that it allows you to install extra Hackintosh drivers and kexts, straight from the OS X Mountain Lion installer, without having to post-install it using MultiBeast. You have to be extra careful here, because choosing a wrong kext (apple's nickname for drivers), you may end up in a Kernel Panic. After you're done with the "Customize" page, install Mountain Lion. This will take at least 30 minutes. Once installation is done, remove ISO DVD, and restart. At the boot screen, you'll see an icon for the hard drive where you installed Mountain Lion. Select it (use the arrow keys on your computer) and press "Enter". Mountain Lion will boot. Cheers! Wasn't that so easy? Once again, if you get a kernel panic/loading error when you try to boot your new Mountain Lion installation (or if the installation simply won't start within 10 minutes), you'll need to enter some boot flags. To enter boot flags, manually restart your computer by pressing your computer's power button. Common Boot Flags To Solve Kernel Panic? -v This is the mother of all boot flags. Entering -v into the bootloader turns on verbose mode, which is absolutely important for fixing any Mac OS issue. Verbose mode displays every single process that takes place during your bootup of Mac OS X and attemps to fix them for you. -x This command turns on safe mode. Mac OS X in safe mode ignores all kext files and boot settings except those which are absolutely necessary to booting the system. Safe mode is useful if you're trying to run the Mac OS X installer on a PC that's not compatible with Mac OS X or if you accidentally installed a kext file that's messing up your Mac OS. UseKernelCache=Yes This is used by Mac OS X Lion, Mountain Lion, and Mavericks to install kexts from the kernel cache, allowing Mac OS X to boot x3 faster. However, the kernel cache is turned off by default, and you have to enable it by using the boot flag "UseKernelCache=Yes" (without quotation marks). Got any questions, complaints or suggestions? Comment below! If this post helped, why not like and share it? NB: This post involves a lot of screenshots, which I would have loved to post here, but I cant due to restrictions. YOU CAN READ UP THE POST WITH SCREENSHOTS HERE: [/b]http://www.naijatechscout.com/2016/01/How-To-Convert-Your-Windows-PC-To-Apple-Macintosh-OS.html [b]CC: Fulaman198, odumchi, bigfrancis21, lalasticlala, ishilove, Fynestboi, Mynd44, Obinoscopy, Ijebabe, Seun, Yokiti, Dominique, tosyn2much,elantraceey, caracta, naijaboy, oyinprince, onismate, onegai, Gaborone, 4tunebest,efiko,lalasticlala, toks37, introvert, viviangist4,explorers, 1 Share
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Computers / Re: How To Fix Blue Screen Of Death & System Auto Restart Issue by jokesmaster: 11:19am On Jan 14, 2016 |
sojiadebayo: Your screen/flex is damaged. Contact an engineer for help. |
Computers / Re: How To Fix Blue Screen Of Death & System Auto Restart Issue by jokesmaster: 11:16am On Jan 14, 2016 |
bigt2: True enough! 1 Like |
Computers / Re: How To Fix Blue Screen Of Death & System Auto Restart Issue by jokesmaster: 10:54pm On Jan 13, 2016 |
dyadeleye: Thank you! Anyone who can push this to frontpage should please do. I spend at least 3 hours writing only one post and when I send it on nairaland, it is not even noticed. CC: Fulaman198, odumchi, bigfrancis21, lalasticlala, ishilove, Fynestboi, Mynd44, Obinoscopy, Ijebabe, Seun, Yokiti, Dominique, tosyn2much,elantraceey, caracta, naijaboy, oyinprince, onismate, onegai, Gaborone, 4tunebest,efiko,lalasticlala, toks37, introvert, viviangist4,explorers, 1 Like |
Computers / How To Fix Blue Screen Of Death & System Auto Restart Issue by jokesmaster: 10:47pm On Jan 13, 2016 |
Blue Screen of Death, otherwise known as BSOD, STOP or blue screen, is a common error that happens once or twice in the life of every computer. This error comes in many forms; sometimes, it just comes up and hangs your PC. At other times, it simply restarts your PC immediately, after displaying the blue screen error. What causes BSOD? BSOD is usually caused by recently installed programs or viruses, that tamper with the Windows Essential Files, modifying them and thereby making them unsable by Windows. This results in the BSOD. This can be really frustrating, especially if you are working on a very important project on your PC. This guide will show you how to fix the BSOD in just some simple steps. How do I fix BSOD? Depending on the kind of BSOD error, it can sometimes take hours to fix. The first step you should take is by asking yourself what you just did on your PC, which resulted in the BSOD. Think very deeply. Oh yeah! You remember now? Recall yourself clicking the left button on your mouse like crazy just to download that amazing game. And after you downloaded and installed, what happened next? BSOD!!! Easiest Methods to Resolve BSOD - Uninstall any newly installed program(s) - Boot your PC using Last Known Good Configuration (while system is booting keeping pressing the F8 button to to undo recent registry and driver changes. - Use System Restore to undo recent system changes. - Roll Back device driver to previous version prior to your driver update. After trying all the above and they don't fix your BSOD error, do not panic. Hope is not lost. Final Solution - Download this program: Blue Screen of Death Fixer - http://www.datafilehost.com/d/74dcf5ba - Run Installer - After Installation, run the program. - Click on SCAN and allow the program to find all BSOD errors. Now, click REPAIR button and patiently wait for the program to do it's job. After that, restart your PC and your BSOD error is gone! If this post helped, why not share it? FOR MORE, VISIT: http://www.naijatechscout.com/2016/01/How-To-Fix-Blue-Screen-Of-Death-Windows.html 25 Likes 13 Shares |
Family / Re: Why This Oyinbo Married A Nigerian Lady by jokesmaster: 10:09pm On Jan 13, 2016 |
So, egusi soup led you into marrying a Nigerian. Oya clap for yourself |
Jokes Etc / Re: International English Language Council Adds 'dasuki' To English Dictionary by jokesmaster: 8:04pm On Jan 13, 2016 |
Tallesty1: Na so oo |
Jokes Etc / International English Language Council Adds 'dasuki' To English Dictionary by jokesmaster: 7:57pm On Jan 13, 2016 |
Breaking News!!! The International English Language Council Just approved a new word to be added to the latest version of Oxford dictionary. The word is: Dasuki /dæsjuki:/ verb To divert public funds for personal use and share among other people; to use an organization's money for non-organizational purposes. Example: He promised not to [b]dasuki [/b]their money if elected as the governor. |
Religion / Re: I Dont Have Enough Faith To Be An Atheist by jokesmaster: 7:56pm On Mar 19, 2015 |
Atheists Are Simply Brainwashed Fools And Idiots SMH! |
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