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Romance / Re: I Cooked Better Than My Virgin Girl, What Should I Do? by jokezzz: 7:50am On Feb 21, 2015
I think this dude is lying about his girlfriend. With this picture I'm seeing, I think he is familiar. He only typed this to make front page.
Health / Re: 15 Things You Never Believed You Could Use Vaseline For.. by jokezzz: 8:03pm On Feb 02, 2015
watchman111:
This light yellowish/buttery coloured slimy gel in a
transparent jar with a blue cover still remains fresh in
our memories. It's been a skin-protecting staple since
1872, when the first patent for petroleum jelly was
introduced. But did it ever occur to you that the all
time evergreen Vaseline has more beauty and fashion
uses than just rubbing it on children's skin? Bet you
didn’t! We present to you 15 other amazing things you
can do with the petroleum jelly.
1. CUTICLE CREAM : Keep a little tub of Vaseline by
the sink and work into cuticles twice a day. It’s all
you’ll need to prevent cuticles from growing. Vaseline
moisturize dehydrated nailbed.
2. FACIAL MOISTURIZER : Because it’s non-
comedogenic, (does not block the pores of skin)
petroleum jelly is perfect for locking in moisture
without risking breakouts.
3. EYEBROW TAMER : Control errant and unruly hairs
and shape brows by brushing on a tiny dab of
petroleum jelly using a toothbrush.
4. DIY LIP PLUMPER: Put a pinch of cinnamon in
your Vaseline and you’ve got a lip plumper that rivals
anything you can buy at the beauty counter.
5. NAIL POLISH NEATENER : Before applying polish,
trace petroleum jelly over cuticles and the skin around
your nails using an eyeliner brush or pointed cotton
swab. If you then accidentally paint a little outside the
lines you can just wipe off the mistakes after lacquer
dries.
6. SHOE POLISH: If you don’t have standard polish
on hand, shine and soften shoes almost as well by
rubbing on Vaseline and buffing off the excess.
7. EYE MAKEUP REMOVER: Just a dab instantly
breaks up the toughest mascaras and waterproof
liners, while leaving skin around the eyes moisturized.
8. HAIR DYE STAIN PREVENTER: Keep hair dyes
from staining your forehead and ears by rubbing a thin
layer of petroleum jelly just below your hairline and
over each ear before coloring hair.
9. PERFUME PROLONGER : Smooth a bit of
petroleum jelly on your skin wherever you’re going to
apply perfume, and spray as usual. It will help the
scent to stick.
10. MAKESHIFT MASCARA : Sweep on a light coating of
petroleum jelly instead of mascara. It fakes the
appearance of longer, thicker lashes, but looks much
more natural.
11. LIPSTICK STAIN REMOVER: The next time you get
lip-color on clothing, blot petroleum jelly on the spot
as a pre-treatment, then wash as usual.
12. RING REMOVER: Have you been wearing your ring
for a long time and it seems a bit hard sliding it off?
use petroleum jelly as a lubricant.
13. OVERNIGHT HAND & FOOT SOFTENER: Slather your
hands and feet in petroleum jelly and wear socks and
gloves to bed. This will help to lock in the moisture
and keep it from rubbing off. By morning, they’ll be
soft and smooth — and will stay that way.
14. LUMINIZER : Petroleum jelly can be used on its
own as makeup to add a little shine to eyelids
cheekbones or lips, creating a surprisingly luxe
looking sheen for such an affordable formula.
15. PREVENT ‘CHAFFS’: If at any particular time you
have to struggle with chaffing skin, rub petroleum jelly
wherever you tend to chafe. It’ll lubricate and protect
skin.


I believed there is still more to this
Career / Re: Physicist And Mathematician Professional And Aspirant by jokezzz: 8:01pm On Feb 02, 2015
muawkabs3226:
we already knew the role of those two suitable courses in the field of science as well as other faculties,is the language of all subjects mathematics play a vital role in any field of study. Physics is the backbone of sciences. Iam a student at start iam at ijmb level i prepared to choose math or physics as my career pls advice and moral lesson frm our great masters.

I think you should choose mathematics because it gives u wider advantages to the future, when u talk about windows to other career and job opportunities
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