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Travel / Re: Man Drives Out A Burning SUV From A Fire Scene In Lagos (Photos) by joliej(f): 3:37pm On Jul 18, 2018
So just because he wants people to read about this as a brave act, he decided to take such stupid risk.
Hmmmm

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Celebrities / Re: Dencia's Outfit To Billboard Music Awards 2018 (photos, video) by joliej(f): 9:09am On May 21, 2018
She looks scary.
Fashion gone wild
Wawuuuuu
Romance / Re: Can A Man Love His Woman Dearly And Still Cheat On Her? by joliej(f): 10:37am On May 19, 2018
Uncle you seem to be missing the point here. They said a woman you love so much and i believe such love commensurate both ways. it therefore means none denies the other whatsoever.
ah!!!

RadicallyBlunt:
Brother op if a woman who claims to love her husband dearly can still deprive him of sex simply because shes not in mood, then a man who claims to love his wife can get a call girl to relieve the high tension. Emphasis on "call girl" not another lover.

If a woman who claims to love her man can collect money from outside and not tell him or keep his change for personal use or even lie that soup money is not enough. If she can owe her husband saying she will pay it back on bed which is absolutely not right, then a man can cheat in his own way..usually d sex way.

We get a lot of things wrong about true love
Culture / Re: 60 Igbo Names & Their Meaning by joliej(f): 10:08am On May 19, 2018
Olan 'ikpu' grin grin grin grin
please what does it mean


MrMoney007:
Waiting for this thread and it's meaning;

* Olaniyi - _________?
* Olanike - _________?
* Olamide - ________?
* Olan'ikpu - ________?
* Olanike - _________?
* Olanótù - _________?

grin

Nairaland / General / Re: Dead Woman Made To ‘Pound Yam’ During Her Lying-In-State (Warning: Scary Photo) by joliej(f): 7:34pm On May 15, 2018
grin grin grin grin
as in ehn... the matter reach to tire person
hisgrace090:
So they have vow that the woman will never rest in peace?

Even at death they still force her to pound yam, why?

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Politics / Re: I Have Done Better Than 16 Years Of PDP Misrule- Buhari by joliej(f): 12:44pm On May 15, 2018
spot on dear

new2012:
Yes I agree...

More people lost their jobs in 3 years than during the entire 16 years.
More people died in the south and middle belt than during the 16years.

The economic realities has dawned on us than ever before.


More ethnic and religious bias in the country than during the '16 years'

So much more..


Why is it that all our President's SA and co are always sycophants or become one

From Reno, to Orhukpe, to Reuben Abati and to the new re.t.ards
Religion / Re: Read A Church's Regulation On What A Bride & Groom Should Wear For Their Wedding by joliej(f): 1:45pm On Sep 14, 2015
don't i just love this comment of yours grin kudos
Handsomeemmy:
This is alright by me, the house of God is not a house for show up,beauty Pageant parade or wearing of seductive dresses. If societal morals is not uphold in church then where will it be uphold?

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Religion / Re: BVN & The *666 Mark* by joliej(f): 10:17am On Jul 05, 2015
You see when you don't understand what's been written and you just wanna rush and type, you end up misconstrued.
The Op is saying that for all who have done the BVN and NIN, the way out is accepting Jesus in other to be among the raptured because...After rapture comes tribulation.

glimpse33:
if this BVN thing is 666 like the op said, then over 40 million Nigerians have already booked space in hell shocked

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Nairaland / General / Re: #itsonlyinnigeria Trending On Twitter (screenshots) by joliej(f): 1:32pm On Jun 23, 2015
it's only in Nigeria that someone would spend 2days in Ghana and return with a British accent. lol
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Former President Jonathan's Exit (see Tweets) by joliej(f): 9:35am On May 30, 2015
Lemon12:
Pls som1 should tell President Buhari that it's almost 10hours since he took over yet we don't have light in my area,shebi he promised us light??even the queue is still here in this filling station and d roads are still bad,what has he been doing in there since he was sworn in.. !


kai!!! you're one hell of a funny person...Nairalanders no go kill me with laugh
grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Justifying Sexual Immorality In 21st Century by joliej(f): 3:43pm On May 26, 2015
spot on...

Sard:
It's funny how people respond to threads like this. You will be seeing posts like 'are u a virgin' 'se na u holy pass' 'op u dey form virgin Mary'.. But when a lady comes out to talk good about premarital sex, it's all good and nice. Such perversion!
Not everybody is hypocrite. Some people endeavour to live a decent, so if you don't, stop thinking everybody is like you.
Romance / Re: Justifying Sexual Immorality In 21st Century by joliej(f): 3:20pm On May 26, 2015
well said @ op...
i keep telling people that because everyone indulges in sexual immoral act does not make it right and
because no one does it does not make it wrong...
thank God for right thinking people like you...kudos
Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Expecting Too Much From Me. Im Nervous - Buhari by joliej(f): 8:07am On May 06, 2015
PassingShot:


When and where did he promise N1=$1?

Please show us the proof?

Politics / Re: Doctrine Of NECESSITY Will Be Adopted To Swear In WIKE As Governor by joliej(f): 11:35am On Apr 28, 2015
Latty88:
What is wrong with Amaechi? And what exactly does he really want?


he wants to be in charge because he feels Rivers State is his birth right...even at the expense of the tranquility and serenity of the state.

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Politics / Re: Doctrine Of NECESSITY Will Be Adopted To Swear In WIKE As Governor by joliej(f): 11:28am On Apr 28, 2015
Amaechi should get over his pride. he is just a sore loser. all he wants is to create discord for the incoming administration. i thought he is supposed to be one of the self acclaimed change agents?
Politics / Re: Amaechi IntendsTo Buy A Court Injunction To Stop Wike's Swearing In - PDP by joliej(f): 8:44am On Apr 28, 2015
Wike would always be a bros to Amaechi. Amaechi is just embittered csuse he was beaten Outrightly in both the presidential and gubernatorial elections. But whichever way he wants to push...Wike would always be more than his equal.

Rotimi47:
Amechi have always been above Wike as wike is Amechi wannabe, Amechi is leaving as a governor & going federal not as a minister but more powerful than a minister but wike was a junior minister coming to become governor; abeg, who is higher! Amechi made sure Jonathan lost at the federal level in a free & fair way but Patience & Wike came in trough massive rigging & killing of several innocent people. In the words of Patience"All the blood that you people are sharing, there is God o!"
Politics / Re: Amaechi IntendsTo Buy A Court Injunction To Stop Wike's Swearing In - PDP by joliej(f): 8:39am On Apr 28, 2015
You really are a joker. Between Wike and Amaechi who is more desperate? Amaechi who wants to desperately get rivers state so he can always tell his puppet dakuku what to do. Meanwhile why is the bereaved dakuku not the one complaining?
Whether you, Amaechi or dakuku likes it or not, Wike would be sworn in on may 29th anf would complete at least his 4 years tenure.
Yimu

cramjones:
[size=16pt]MANY WERE BEEN KILLED BY WIKE IN HIS DESPERATE MOVE TO ASCEND TO POWER. HE WHO KILLS BY THE SWORD WILL DIE BY THE SWORD. WIKE WON'T LAST IN POWER. MARK MY WORDS!
[/size]
-CRAMJONES
Nairaland / General / Re: Thirteen(13) Characteristics You Need To Achieve Maturity. by joliej(f): 4:45pm On Apr 25, 2015
I think i fulfill a good number of these qualities...wow i'm really growing grin
kai! OP it's not really easy facing a stormy situation with equanimity but...
I think all i need now is God to continue leading me right.
Religion / Re: 10 Classes Of Christians That Make God Weep. by joliej(f): 7:39am On Mar 29, 2015
Is there really any Christian that does not fall onto one of these categories?
Politics / Re: Photos: President Jonathan And Wife At Their Polling Unit In Bayelsa by joliej(f): 10:26am On Mar 28, 2015
Your good deeds would speak for you my indefatigable president. It's either GEJ or....




GEJ

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Romance / Re: He Ended Our Relationship Few Days To Our Wedding.......... Lady Cries by joliej(f): 2:31pm On Mar 24, 2015
Dimples192:
I think what you need to learn from this experience is the fact that you teach a man how to treat you by treating yourself with respect. What I mean by this is that throughout the relationship you sacrificed your happiness for his and maybe that's why his mind was in the relationship but not his heart. The sad fact is that when we give all of ourselves to someone we will never get back what we invested so be mindful of what you're getting from the relationship before giving your all. It's give and take and you broke that balance by just giving. Had he invested in the relationship too then he'd have more to loose and maybe then his heart would be in the relationship .

spot on

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Romance / Re: Am 29 And Am Scared Of Marriage! by joliej(f): 2:13pm On Mar 24, 2015
daviyjones:
Am scared of the idea of stucking with one woman for eternity,forever, for the rest of my life.

and we all know a woman will never show Her true colour until she is in, what if she Is a nagging woman am I going to live with that for eternity,forever, for the rest of my life? Am sure that man won't hit 50years.


Am scared!!!!!!

don't worry you're not mature, when you are you would know how to face your fears and live up to them. for now... just bask in your reverie

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Politics / Re: Electing Buhari As President, Disaster For Africa – ex US Envoy by joliej(f): 10:17am On Mar 21, 2015
kaeycea:
Whenever something truthful is written about Buhari.. It must have come from a hired writer...
Sometimes i wonder whether some of Buhari's supporters suspend their brain function whenever they read or hear his name....

exactly my thoughts. it's really pathetic
Travel / Re: Wait, What? This Is A Seat On An Arik Plane? (photo) by joliej(f): 11:26am On Mar 12, 2015
Dominionng:
Did we just invent a bus that flies? What an accomplishment!


you sha funny grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Wait, What? This Is A Seat On An Arik Plane? (photo) by joliej(f): 11:24am On Mar 12, 2015
Bluetooth2:


Mr lecturer face the topic, please.
[right]
it's an innocuous correction. simply thank him and move on. he deemed it necessary to point it out so you don't go on same way.
plz don't try to make a mountain out of a mole hill

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Accuses Buhari Of Gay Pledge To World Powers Over Election by joliej(f): 8:13am On Mar 12, 2015
Hmmm...I do not want to believe this cause it really does sound like a joke. But again, behind these rumours there might be an iota of truth somewhere.
#On ne sait jamais#
Politics / Re: Why Buhari Will Not Agree To A Debate With Jonathan - Vanguard by joliej(f): 9:31pm On Mar 10, 2015
Wow... this is a prolific writer who knows how to use words succinctly. He really got me laughing grin

Anyway I believe it's a waste of time. Gmb supporters are so hypnotized that After reading this and seeing the truth in it, they would still go on and chant
Sai warefa...

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Food / Re: Do You Remeber This Drinks ? If Yes Which One Os Your Favorite? by joliej(f): 9:52pm On Mar 04, 2015
You sha carry play over
Kudos! For remembering the lines


Enoquin:
I loved Limca

When you are having fun together
The sun and the sea together
Music and dance together
Lime and lemon drink together
All you need is a drink...Limca
Lime and lemon drink...Limca


Then Goldspot

I like to zing with a Goldspot
Tasty, exciting orange drink
Instant refreshing orange drink
It's getting exciting
That's goldspot you bet
(I don forget the words dem sing for here)
Goldspot the zing thing 2x
Goldspot!


Then Tandy
Politics / Re: APC Allegations On Poll Shift, Others Baseless —presidency by joliej(f): 7:30pm On Mar 04, 2015
Guy please don't murder me with laughter.
You're damn so funny, the word comedy is jealous of you grin grin grin

Trailblazer1:
How does APC manufacture all these lies they feed the public on daily basis undecided

There's always something new to to accuse the president each day.

Even the devil(The accuser of the brethren) must be jealous of APC with their daily dose of accusations.
Yet, GEJ has sued nor threatened to sue no one

Please expect the following:
*Jonathan plans to rapé Buhari's wife
*Jonathan plans to hand over to IBB if he loses.
*Jonathan to appoint Alamesigha as INEC chairman
*Jonathan donates Abuja to PEJ


add your own accusation undecided undecided undecided
Politics / Re: South-West Zone Won’t Vote For Buhari - Sule Lamido by joliej(f): 11:21am On Mar 04, 2015
CharliParker:
I am a Christian from south East I am for BUHARI, Honestly I am tired of PDP

is it the nomenclature PDP you're tired of or what? cause i feel they are one and the same people.
they gave the pdp the bad name and now they claim change agents cause they defected to the opposition.
Romance / Re: Should I Confront Him Or Walk Away Quietly? by joliej(f): 7:35am On Feb 26, 2015
Didn't know condom was a multipurpose tool, used to think it was a special purpose stuff. Please enlighten us on the other uses of a condom.
Please stop justifying an obviously wrong action. I'm sure if it was the lady you would have yelled crucify!

Meringe:
Condom might be used for so many reasons. So you don't just conclude.

Moreover, he's a man. Though I don't support cheating but sincerely I think a man is polygamous in nature, but what matter is that the man in question respects you as a woman.



For your own good, stop sniffing around. If you leave him, how sure are you that your next man wouldn't be worst.

You can confront him in a matured way but have it at the back of your mind that many men cheat even though their wife might be more beautiful than their cheating partner.

Though it takes courage for a man to remain faithful.
Romance / Re: Should I Confront Him Or Walk Away Quietly? by joliej(f): 7:35am On Feb 26, 2015
Didn't know condom was a multipurpose tool, used to think it was a special purpose stuff. Please enlighten us on the other uses of a condom.
Please stop justifying an obviously wrong action. I'm sure if it was the lady you would have yelled crucify!
[
quote author=Meringe post=31081742]Condom might be used for so many reasons. So you don't just conclude.

Moreover, he's a man. Though I don't support cheating but sincerely I think a man is polygamous in nature, but what matter is that the man in question respects you as a woman.



For your own good, stop sniffing around. If you leave him, how sure are you that your next man wouldn't be worst.

You can confront him in a matured way but have it at the back of your mind that many men cheat even though their wife might be more beautiful than their cheating partner.

Though it takes courage for a man to remain faithful. [/quote]

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