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Romance / Re: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by joliyp(f): 7:26pm On Mar 20, 2017
firstking01:
I don't like people, i love people so you'd know.
lke dat...
Romance / Re: 7 Places You Should Not Woo A Woman In 2017 by joliyp(f): 7:25pm On Mar 20, 2017
firstking01:
Your dad's whart shocked?...you know there's a thing my mind is telling me about you.
tell me
Romance / Re: 7 Places You Should Not Woo A Woman In 2017 by joliyp(f): 7:06pm On Mar 20, 2017
firstking01:
Ah sweargrin
maybe ma dadz auz
Romance / Re: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by joliyp(f): 7:06pm On Mar 20, 2017
firstking01:
It's one the names i'd love to give to my daughter...i love the name.
hmmm i c.....u love or like?
Romance / Re: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by joliyp(f): 6:46pm On Mar 20, 2017
firstking01:
Lol, you can't be good as me justina...trust metongue
u r fond of callin ma ful name....i wil sue u 4 ds
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Nairalander. So Cute by joliyp(f): 6:45pm On Mar 20, 2017
simple and mature
Romance / Re: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by joliyp(f): 6:43pm On Mar 20, 2017
firstking01:
How's yhu??
am gud as u dear
Romance / Re: 7 Places You Should Not Woo A Woman In 2017 by joliyp(f): 6:40pm On Mar 20, 2017
if a guy cant toast me in any of the aforementioned places wia den sho he do it....i love it in d bank and church.
Romance / Re: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by joliyp(f): 6:36pm On Mar 20, 2017
firstking01:
Another hopless blogger.
nt only hopless bt jobless

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Romance / Re: Help Please by joliyp(f): 6:31pm On Mar 20, 2017
trophy bf and ceremonial relationship
Events / Re: BBNaija: Efe Gets Massive Hard-on As Marvis Attempts To Give Him A Mouth Action by joliyp(f): 11:19pm On Mar 17, 2017
crunchyg:

Just discovered that the mail bounced back, maybe you can send your own number to my email let me add you. Semajglobalsolutions@gmail.com
justinaodille@gmail.com
Events / Re: BBNaija: Efe Gets Massive Hard-on As Marvis Attempts To Give Him A Mouth Action by joliyp(f): 8:40pm On Mar 17, 2017
crunchyg:

Send me your email address so I can send the number for you there, if I send my number here now this wicked mods will just ban person
justinaodile@gmail.com
Events / Re: BBNaija: Efe Gets Massive Hard-on As Marvis Attempts To Give Him A Mouth Action by joliyp(f): 8:10am On Mar 17, 2017
crunchyg:

Baby girl I am still waiting for you to add me up on whatsapp
wil add u up leme ve ur num
Romance / Re: Mental Slavery. by joliyp(f): 9:08am On Mar 16, 2017
channel ur anger toward God
Romance / Re: Most Beautiful Babe In Africa by joliyp(f): 9:05am On Mar 16, 2017
nt cute
Romance / Re: What Your Favorite Sex Position Says About You by joliyp(f): 2:51pm On Mar 15, 2017
firstking01:
Nor mind me jaregrin, how's work??
nt bad dear
Romance / Re: What Your Favorite Sex Position Says About You by joliyp(f): 2:16pm On Mar 15, 2017
firstking01:
I 've been faithful to you all these while and you are busy giving another guy missionary journeyundecided
lol,u wish
Romance / Re: What Your Favorite Sex Position Says About You by joliyp(f): 10:13am On Mar 15, 2017
LuvSwollenPussy:
K you like it slow... For maximum enjoyment..nice.
Do you shake during orgasm?
yea
Romance / Re: What Your Favorite Sex Position Says About You by joliyp(f): 10:11am On Mar 15, 2017
swtdrms:


Give me five, u re not like other lazy girls who'll just be lay like log of wood screaming harder while they contribute nothing to that harder.
hate lyin down durin sex,thanks
Romance / Re: What Your Favorite Sex Position Says About You by joliyp(f): 10:10am On Mar 15, 2017
firstking01:
Be cheating on me justinaundecided
haba ,i nt nah
Romance / Re: What Your Favorite Sex Position Says About You by joliyp(f): 8:47am On Mar 15, 2017
LuvSwollenPussy:
And riding hard tongue
slow nt hard
Romance / Re: What Your Favorite Sex Position Says About You by joliyp(f): 8:46am On Mar 15, 2017
NaijaLoaded24:
Simple and easy going method... Too common, Find something to spice up your experience
dat is wt i,like
Romance / Re: A Lady Wishes Her Ex All This On His Birthday,broke Down In Tears by joliyp(f): 8:28am On Mar 15, 2017
this one pass obsession.
Romance / Re: Married Lady Exposes Man Who's Desperate To Sleep With Her by joliyp(f): 8:26am On Mar 15, 2017
jst ignore the idiot
Romance / Re: What Your Favorite Sex Position Says About You by joliyp(f): 8:24am On Mar 15, 2017
dnt really ve , i prefer to be on top

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Romance / Re: I Am Sick But I Cannot Resist My Urge For Sex. I Don't Want To Die Now! Help by joliyp(f): 8:22am On Mar 15, 2017
dnt let erection determines ur direction,treat urself sex can wait

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Romance / 5 True Stories Of Animals Rescuing People From Certain Death by joliyp(f): 5:20pm On Mar 14, 2017
In this instance, it's a 12-year-old Kenyan girl who had been missing for a week. It turned out that she had been abducted by several men who were trying to force her to marry one of them (because who has time for romance?). But when the authorities finally found her, she was alone, her kidnappers having fled. Instead, she was surrounded by three lions that had scared away, and hopefully maimed, her captors.
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The police said that the lions had been guarding her for about half a day when they got there, not only abstaining from munching on the little girl themselves, but also making sure that nothing else got close to her. When the police finally arrived, the lions departed, perhaps roaring "Everybody gets one" as they left.


2 .Gorilla Saves 3-Year-Old Boy



But that territorial bubble was popped by a 3-year-old boy at the Brookfield Zoo in Illinois -- he was right over the gorilla enclosure when he fell over the fence. The 18-foot drop left him unconscious and with a critical head injury. Since gorillas can be dangerously persnickety with their territory, the police were barred from immediate action -- who wants to see a violent battle between a SWAT team and a huge herd of gorillas? Except
everyone?
So, with a child in need and no help in sight, Binti Jua stepped in. And as much as that sounds like Indian Superman, it wasn't. Binti just happened to be one of the zoo's gorillas.

Although we guess breast-feeding sort of counts as a superpower
Binti came to the boy's aid by cradling him in her arms and then bringing him to the enclosure door, where paramedics could get to him. The police and staff were quick to note that without Binti's assistance, the situation could have been much worse.


3 Anyway, 26-year-old Yang Yun was one of the seven lucky divers to participate. Upon reaching the bottom of the pool, her leg cramped and prevented her from swimming properly. Damn it, who could have known that something like this could happen in a diving contest held without breathing equipment in frozen water?
In her panic, she began to choke, which would have led to her imminent drowning in the land that safety regulations and liability insurance forgot. That is, if Mila, one of the two beluga whales in the tank, didn't see the trouble and swim to her rescue .

Yang Yun, the human floaty toy.
Mila grabbed Yang Yun's leg with her mouth and started forcefully pushing her to the surface. The diver survived, and likely wouldn't have without Mila's help. At this point, we can only assume that aquarium officials shrugged and said, "See? The whale saved her.


4 A Rabbit save......a dying owner

Jobs/Vacancies / Teachers Needed At A Reputable School In Porthacourt by joliyp(f): 12:23pm On Mar 13, 2017
Teachers needed in the following area....
french geography Agric

at covenant academy porthacourt call mr david on 09025164246
Events / Re: BBNaija: Efe Gets Massive Hard-on As Marvis Attempts To Give Him A Mouth Action by joliyp(f): 8:14am On Mar 13, 2017
crunchyg:
You are such a darling, thanks kiss Are you on whatsapp
yea....leme ve ur contact
Events / Re: BBNaija: Efe Gets Massive Hard-on As Marvis Attempts To Give Him A Mouth Action by joliyp(f): 11:41pm On Mar 12, 2017
crunchyg:
I am fine dear, can I be your friend?
ok
Events / Re: BBNaija: Efe Gets Massive Hard-on As Marvis Attempts To Give Him A Mouth Action by joliyp(f): 6:26pm On Mar 12, 2017
crunchyg:
fine girl how are you
am gud and u?
Events / Re: BBNaija: Efe Gets Massive Hard-on As Marvis Attempts To Give Him A Mouth Action by joliyp(f): 6:05pm On Mar 12, 2017
and so

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