dunno why, the title of the thread made me laugh, maybe because i can imagine the look on the Posters face.

What a constitution indeed!

He's one of the truly nutjobs around

Addicted to p[i]o[/i]rn, and every other thing that qualifies as filthy sexuality.

Expectedly, he can be found lurking around, only in the sexuality section, many people assume he can't add much value to situations outside sexuality framework.

Guess Who?

Dyt:

Which kind bear u cm put dere?
Ok o
1st guess ekt_bear

Wrong!

beaf, becomerich, or jaybee

Mint!!!!

190:

How do u want us to know - anyway is that beaf, becomerich, or jaybee

Okon!!!!

Just a guess dammit!

and that's why you are guessing, cos you aren't expected to know.

He's very popular at Politics and Programming sections

He's known for his admiration for the current administration

He's astute and far from being a gentleman

Guess Who?

toyemz:

Is that 190

i thot you worked at Macdonalds?

MINT!!!

Dyt:

Gbomo gbomo
Okon s same person as 190
he wz my bed mate smtyms back wen he wz still in Abj

My bad! your bed mate?  hulala

and it's Jomo, dammit!

violent:

That looks like the legendary "Dobodobo"

Wrong!!

Dyt:

His full names r
Pastor Okon Cletus Giringori

Damn wrong!!!

^^^

Just a guess pls. . .

you can never tell who is coming up next tho!

He's a frequent trouble maker on NL

His illusory ideas most times, gets the best of him. No he's not schizophrenic, he just enjoy seeing himself as being the most popular on NL (like that's ever made anyone rich)

He has his positives though, the romance section for instance would have been a house of bore without some instance of dry humor generously provided by him

Guess who?

The National Association of Nigerian Students, Zone D gave a pass mark to the Attahiru Jega-led Independent National Electoral Commission {INEC} over the weekend for conducting violence-free

I coudn't go further beyond this point!

Can anyone tell, if weed has now been legalized in Nigerian schools?

before we go on further, can forumites please come up with suggestions for auction rules in terms of pricing?

SOLD!

MzDarkskin now officially belong in the private chambers of 190!

goodluck boss, you gon need a lot of it!

common boys, throw you money on this!

The morning sun emerging from the dusty tents of the midnight skies, such a beauty to behold, almost as if nothing could ever go wrong.

Here at Jomo auctions, we turn the world inside out to bring you the best items live out of your childhood fantasies. . .  .it's always especially about the customer, that's our commitment.

The next item going on dock was found baking in the morning sun along the beach of Santo Domingo, young, fresh, clean and plush. . .almost untainted, almost unreal.  She's known for her love for Reggae/dancehall music and her weakness for darkskinned african men  .

call it golden, call it swag, call it sex-appeal, call it talents, call it charm,---here at Jomo auctions, we call it MzDarkskin!

We bring you your dreams!

cup size: 36 C
bum: size 14

Upsides:

very ambitious and goal oriented, she pursues her aim in a systematic, disciplined and thorough manner. She's got one of the best smiles known to man, well lined with fine dots of dimples and a few facial piercings! If all you wanted is a hopless romantic, a charismatic partner and a bit of a slut, then you'd never go wrong with this item.

Downsides:

Her sexual experience is almost limited to what she learnt from the "American pie" movie, you might have to take her through the learning curve. Not very good with kids, quite obsessive and has got a bit of a temper.  we asked her about her Don'ts and she said;

"Donts: EVER! EVER! Disrespect My Race, My Family , ESP. ME. Im A Rude Girl & I Will Check Anybody, Anyday"

Oh well, if you can't stand the heat, get the fçuk out of the kitchen!


Bidding starts at 100 naira

common boys, bring your fat wallets with you, cos this is going to be really competitive!

We hear your thoughts, and we respond to them, MzDarkskin is coming on auction, live and direct from our stables, if you ve got the ballz, if you ve got the money, then it's time to fight to the finish, you'd never regret you did

Warning: This thread is off limits to minors, if you are a minor, kindy ask around for the jokes section

Mrs.Chima:

Auctioneer can you wrap Phate in a nice wrapping paper. I paid my fees and I intend on bringing my "houseboy" home.

That can be arranged. . it will cost you about 50 bucks for the wrapping paper

yiboboy:

OP, is there a bidding time table so that our interest nor go pass us by?!?

do you have a specific interest sir?

MZdarkskin is coming next on auction, gosh! you don't wanna miss this! She's got piercing in all the places you could think of!

got some pictures for yáll as you can imagine, come with your fat wallets pls!

MzDarkSkin:

SOLD TO LORD REED? THAT IS SOME *ISH BULL!

We are so sorry, but you were just a min late, peharps we could offer you something else but similar?

and by the way, what was you going to do with Rokiatu? you like batty on batty?

SOLD

Sold to Lord Reed at 8:57PM!

all former tittles, are now reverted!

sorry for your loss @190, i would advise you don't argue with Lord Reed, remember he's got a nuclear bomb!

^^^

sorry bro, we only accept all bids in Naira

Jomo gbomo if you dont want PROBLEM here PLEASE I REPEAT DONT ADD MY WOMAN Mzdarkskin & ogugua

hmnn, talking about Mzdarkskin & ogugua, i hope you know this is strictly business, nothing personal

BABE!:

I hope yall are aware of the dollar sign at the back of my figures!  

@ the Auctioneer! Auction ko, cash and carry ni!

Abeg shift make I pass--

sheesh, don't make a sound, keep quiet and look cute, we don't wanna scare our customers away do we?

REALITY101:

150k

the urgency with which you've been putting down these figures shows you really can't wait to claim your prize.  Hmnn, I bet you have some filthy thoughts at the back of your mind, take it easy sir, Rokiatu can make you go bankrupt!

BABE!:

$ 5000!

erhm, you are currently among the items to go on auction in the not too distant future, so you shouldn't really be bidding on other items.

Leading Bidder

r231

190:

[size=18pt]I bid N900 for rokiatu!![/size]

sorry boss, you ve just been outbidded by a wealthier poster below

r231:

N2000 cash now now

Phate07:


Gbomo Gbomo! I want to bid on Babe! AND Chima! Dammit!

We have your orders in mind, coming up soon enough

. . okay, let's get this started, haters can like to get a sodding life!

I'm bringing from my stables the hottest meal ever, you filthy sons of Adam would have to be very very crazy to lay a handle on this wild horse. She's a natural seducer with teething wits, I know right?, that sounds like títs, well fortunately for the lucky bástard who gets to take her home, she's got that too!

Cup size: 32DD
Bum size: erhm, we really can't give an accurate figure on this, but we are able to beat our chest like a well fed chimpanzee, that this chic has got it, whatever it is that you ever fantasized about

Ladies and gentlemen , I give you Rokiatu!

Pros:  A brilliant mind, an amazing humor, a classy lifestyle and an an inner beauty to go with it.  She's exactly the take home to mama that you ever wished for {you should be careful about taking her home to Papa, as that could affect your parents marriage}, legend has it that she could also flex in 25 positions {we don't know this for sure, but hey, you might just be the first to find out}----other side perks; humble, natural, slightly religious, a perfect mama for the kids.


Cons: Very traditional, doesn't flow with advent in technology, not exactly the type who could teach  kids how to use the Ipad. She's also known to move from being very humorous to being very boring within the slight of a second.  Forget your boyhood sexual fatansies, it aint gonna happen with Rokiatu, all you get is the traditional missionary position, no handcuffs, no dress-ups, no hanky panky games, just traditional!


Bidding start at 1000 naira

go on fellas, it's too sad to be alone!

I promise the best summer ever, and on this, I will deliver

[size=14pt] Let the auctions begin![/size] ****drums beating*****

Where can you ever find wits, charm, swag and a little dirty somfn somfn rolled up in one? [size=5pt]{who doesn't like a little dirty somfn somfn? I sure as hell do}[/size]

I know where, stay on, stay glued, for the first item coming on auction after months of inactivtiy, it's crazy, if you can't handle the heat she emanates, it's either you leave now or you risk being melted completely by it. . . .

This is coming Live from the stables of [size=14pt]J[/size]omo-Gbomo

We've maintained our reputation as a leading auction brand, both locally and Internationally, this would not have been possible without our faithful friends and customers, and to this end, we say a big thank you, we really hope you're still enjoying the many items your bought from our stables last winter, we bet you did, who wouldn't?
Coming to you this summer is the best from your wildest dreams, yeah, you heard me right---your summer delight!

The chics will be auctioned off this summer, there's never a better time than now to do so, we have in our stables items of different shapes, cup sizes, bum sizes, colours, and if you want yours with an added swag, Jomo is here at your beck and call.

Let the pre-orders keep coming in, ye sons of Adam~~

coming soon , fresh from the stables of Jomo