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Politics / Tinubu: A Presidential Disaster Waiting To Happen? by JONATHAN97(m): 3:14pm On Jul 12, 2022
NOTES FROM ATLANTA WITH FAROOQ KPEROGI [b][/b]

Anyone who has watched Bola Ahmed Tinubu closely and dispassionately can’t help but notice that the man is not well. He is a walking psychedelic calamity. His endless verbal miscues and nonverbal cues constantly conspire to construct the profile of a man who is battling a troubling internal turmoil.

He appears to revel in his own self-created alternate universe that is always light years away from ours. When he speaks and walks, he strikes the observer as a man in a daze, in a cripplingly drunken or narcotic stupor. He slurs his words, slacks his attention, blanks out, has awkward gaits (which caused him to trip at Arewa House in Kaduna recently), and seems impervious to the world around him. That, for me, is the outward manifestation of an inner turbulence.

For instance, during a speech on April 8 in Abuja on the occasion of the launch of Aisha Buhari’s biography titled “Aisha Buhari: Being different,” Tinubu misidentified Dolapo Osinbajo, wife of Yemi Osinbajo, as the “wife of the president.
“Your Excellency President Muhammadu Buhari, ably represented by the chief of staff; His Excellency the vice president, Yemi Osinbajo; Her Excellency first lady Dr. Mrs. Aisha Muhammadu Buhari; Your Excellency wife of the president, Dolapo Osinbajo,” he said

The slip-up was cringeworthy not just because Tinubu was reading from a prepared speech but because even after an awkward pause and a dazed gaze, he failed to correct himself. That was not the picture of a man who was in control of his sensory faculty.

Ten days earlier, on March 29, he betrayed an even more disturbing dissociation from quotidian reality during a speech in Kano on the occasion of his 69th birthday celebration. He suggested that an effective way to fight unemployment in the country and demobilize bandits in the North was to employ 50 million youths into the military.

“To recruit from the youths who are unemployed—33 percent are unemployed?” he said followed yet again by an uncomfortably stuporous 12-second silence. “Recruit 50 million youths into the army and errr [indistinct].Take away from their [i.e. the bandits’] recruitment source. What they will eat—cassava, errr, agbado, errr, corn, yam in the afternoon… it is grown here. You create demand and consumption for over five million army of boot camps.”

Although his press aides later issued a statement saying he meant “50,000 youths,” not “50 million youths,” this was another wild, public performance of hyperaro used dissociation from reality. The clumsily uneasy silence, the dazed gaze, the inelegant repetition (agbado and corn refer to the same thing, but they are different in Tinubu’s alternative world), and the illogic that punctuated Tinubu’s speech appear to be only symptoms of a more insidious inner struggle.


This suspicion shows up every time Tinubu departs from the professionally dexterous mediation of his inventively resourceful media team.

For another recent example, go back and watch the incoherent and illogical video of his October 2020 response to the Lekki Massacre. As I pointed out on social media at the time, he appeared to be either in a bacchanalian daze or a somnific trance—or both.

Tinubu has one of the, if not the, most sophisticated propagandists and mind managers in Nigeria, but he sometimes overrules his media minders and rants in public while in an unflattering mental state. A proverb says, “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.” The inverse is true for Tinubu. Through expert media manipulation by ingenious spin doctors, we have come to associate Tinubu with political and cognitive sophistication and admirable intellectual heft.

If he had remained silent, he would have nourished and sustained this myth, but his unceasingly scatterbrained and unhinged public performances show us a man who is incapable of a basic presence of mind or a coherent thought-process for a sustained period.

We now know his only strength is that he has excellent speech writers, artful PR professionals, and an army of well-paid, overzealous social media and traditional media battering rams. Not all wealthy people hire the best, so he deserves credit for that.

Now Tinubu is expending every imaginable financial, political, social, and symbolic resource at his disposal to become president. With Abba Kyari out of the way, he just might sleepwalk his way into the presidency while the rest of the country laughs at his gaucheries.

In previous columns, I wrote with cocksure certainty that Tinubu would never be president. For instance, in a September 21, 2019 column titled “Why Bola Tinubu Can Never Be Nigeria’s President,” I pointed out, among other things, that “the most important reason Tinubu can never be present is that the people who currently wield political power, to whom he is a witlessly obsequious bootlicker, won’t hand over power to him—or to anybody—in 2023.”

I also revealed that “Before the 2019 election, a friend of mine who is close to Abba Kyari confided in me that after the election they would ‘deal with Tinubu and his people.’ He bragged that by the time they are done with him and his underlings, he would be so damaged that he won’t even be an option for the 2023 presidency. It’s already starting.”

Well, Kyari died and the old cabal no longer exists. Abubakar Malami, the Attorney General and Minister of Justice, is now the head of a reconfigured Aso Rock cabal who takes presidential decisions. Although he is as determined as Kyari was to stop Tinubu’s presidential ambition dead in its tracks, he isn’t nearly as ruthlessly shrewd as Kyari.

For one, INEC’s purchasable chairman isn’t as indebted to Malami as he was to Kyari since Kyari singlehandedly put him in his position and dictated his every move. Tinubu can deploy his enormous war chest to buy up INEC.

For another, Malami has no control over APC’s fissiparous factions. Although he controls the dominant faction of the party, he is challenged by the Fayemi/El-Rufai faction and by the Tinubu faction. But he doesn’t have the sobriety to realize that being a surrogate president who hires and fires people while the man who pretends to be president withers away in silence isn’t enough.

Most importantly, though, although Malami and Tinubu are Nigeria’s fiercest political enemies today, they are actually more alike than unlike. Like Tinubu, Malami lives in his own little world. I have watched videos of his media interviews and noticed that his eyes are almost always bloodshot, his body shakes uncontrollably, and his limbs whirl involuntarily. These are telltale signs of something more profound. No surprisingly, like Tinubu, he also lives in an alternate universe.

I am now prepared to be open to the possibility that Tinubu can become president if no one outsmarts him. But it would be a tragic presidency.

After eight years of Buhari’s vacant, dementia-plagued presidency, the last thing Nigeria would need is even a single day of another presidency that is ensconced in an alternate universe and that would be conducted through press releases and public opinion manipulation by devious mind managers.

If Nigeria is to have a chance at survival, it shouldn’t make the mistake of replacing a dementia-ravaged Buhari with an emotionally troubled Tinubu. At the minimum, we need a sober, self-aware, cosmopolitan person who respects and shows sensitivity to our diversity.

 
https://tribuneonlineng.com/tinubu-a-presidential-disaster-waiting-to-happen/

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Education / Re: Guess The Name Of These Lecture Halls by JONATHAN97(m): 6:55am On Jan 09, 2021
JIMXMAVERICK:
Sambisa, ETF, Achebe and liman hall

MOUAU

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Travel / Re: What's The Cost Of Obtaining An International Passport In Nigeria? by JONATHAN97(m): 5:46pm On Jan 04, 2021
I did my international passport with 25k in Enugu
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by JONATHAN97(m): 6:02pm On Dec 27, 2020
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Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by JONATHAN97(m): 2:19am On Dec 23, 2020
Good day satellite gurus
Pls I am new here I just bought a new sat link 6933 digital meter this week but I am new in this job, pls I need someone who can help me, just a little briefing on how to do satellite TV installation with this meter or YouTube video link. Thanks

Technology Market / Help by JONATHAN97(m): 6:16am On Dec 22, 2020
Which LCD Television that has good features can I get with a budget of 30k.
Education / Re: Nnpc/snepco And Seplat Scholarship Discussion Thread 2020. by JONATHAN97(m): 10:39am On Oct 12, 2020
Pls has anybody checked for their system compatibility using the link they sent to our emails? What was the response you got?

Education / Re: NAOC (AGIP) Undergraduate Scholarship / 2019 by JONATHAN97(m): 11:53am On Oct 25, 2019
ThankGod001:
Hello!
I have made lots of research, contacted many awardees and have a compilation of study materials for dragnet exam.

I don't call them past questions because after the transition to CBT. Actual past questions are no longer accessible
It's study materials for Agbami
Dragnet exams are usually in 3
Numerical, verbal and abstract reasoning
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But Agip uses the 3 (numerical, verbal and abstract)

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Education / Re: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by JONATHAN97(m): 11:49am On Oct 25, 2019
Please I need the past question. Someone please help me my email address is jonathanbuchi97@gmail.com thanks
Education / Re: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by JONATHAN97(m): 10:17am On Oct 16, 2019
ThankGod001:
Hello!
I have made lots of research, contacted many awardees and have a compilation of study materials for dragnet exam.

I don't call them past questions because after the transition to CBT. Actual past questions are no longer accessible
It's study materials for Agbami
Dragnet exams are usually in 3
Numerical, verbal and abstract reasoning
But Agbami, Chevron(now handled by ORM) use only 2(numerical and verbal)
But Agip uses the 3 (numerical, verbal and abstract)

TO MAKE THINGS EASIER. COMMENT ON THIS THREAD YOUR EMAIL >>>

https://www.nairaland.com/5426196/agbami-scholars-2019-discussion-thread

I will send the study materials to you


Please help me with past question email jonathanbuchi97@gmail.com
Thanks
Education / Re: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by JONATHAN97(m): 7:41am On Oct 16, 2019
Please help me with past question email: jonathanbuchi97@gmail.com thanks
Politics / What Efcc Replied To A Dude Who Wants To Join Yahoo Yahoo Twitter by JONATHAN97(m): 3:03pm On Oct 13, 2019
see what official EFCC replied to young man who wants to join Yahoo Yahoo also known as 419 on twitter.

A twitter user with the twitter handle @iampflow asked official EFCC "I want to start Yahoo Yahoo, how are we going to share the earnings so you don't arrest me"

And official EFCC replied "you can schedule a meeting with us to be held in any of our offices to discuss terms and conditions"

���� This dude is mad

Education / Mouau SUG President Aspirant Disqualified Some Days To The Election; He Writes by JONATHAN97(m): 11:47pm On Oct 03, 2019
I will never forget this day in a hurry, October 3rd 2019...

Today, The news of my #DISQUALIFICATION from the race of Student Union Government President,MOUAU was made official

Dear MOUAU Students;

I am pained and bittered that the dream for Reformation was cut short even before it came to reality

It is quite unfortunate that a President has been crowned even before the election as we have just one aspirant left after my disqualification...it is so appalling that the office of the President,SUG of a Federal University in Nigeria is going unopposed !!!

Even though the decision of the Electoral committee and the School Management affected me negatively, I accept and still remain resolute to her decision as its the ultimate

Special thanks to all those who gave me massive support and to even those who felt and still feel we ain't good enough....God bless us all.

Truth remains that we fought a good fight and we won. Even before politics,we were already doing the little we could for Nigerian students and me not contesting/winning can never be a limitation to what I have to offer toNigerian students

As an ambassador for Peace , i charge all MOUAU Students to please come out tomorrow and cast their #VOTES as I will be doing the same.....

On a final note,Thank you and Thank you and Thank you

Aluta Continua !!
Victoria ascerta !!!!

Yours in struggle;
Atansi Dominic

Education / Re: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by JONATHAN97(m): 6:00pm On Sep 19, 2019
Awardee please help me with past questions okaforjonathanonyebuchi@gmail.com
Education / Re: NAOC (AGIP) Undergraduate Scholarship / 2019 by JONATHAN97(m): 9:44pm On Aug 24, 2019
Please if you have any past question, help others by sharing it.
Education / UNTH 2019/2020 School Of Nursing Application Form by JONATHAN97(m): 12:44pm On Dec 14, 2018
Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into The School of Nursing, University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital, Enugu for a three (3) year program in general Nursing.

ENTRY REQUIREMENTS
Five credits pass in SSCE or its equivalent including English Language, Biology, Chemistry, Physics and Mathematics, at not more than two sittings.

METHOD OF APPLICATION
The application form can be gotten online from the school website; www.unthportal.org.
After filling your form, copy the application number and proceed to make payment of eight thousand naira (#8,000) to the bank or using your ATM card,

Endeavor to print your application form from the school website after payment.
printed application form and other relevant credentials can be submitted to the school with the sum of two thousand, five hundred naira only (#2,500. 00)

Closing date for registration is on 28th February, 2019.

Examination Date: 18th May, 2019
Bring along your Printed application form, Ruler, Receipt of payment, and other writing materials.

For information on how to obtain your form and processing it call/WhatsApp; 07087408398, 08136368290 or join their aspirants WhatsApp group https:///0gFzWXDXml4DCSHV8VfdOc

Health / Re: Alleged Fraud: UNTH Doctors Take Case To EFCC by JONATHAN97(m): 6:41am On Dec 07, 2018
This UNTH Enugu is the worst teaching hospital I have seen. there are too many cases of corruption.

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Education / School Of Nursing Unth Application Form Out by JONATHAN97(m): 4:23pm On Jan 19, 2018
This is to inform the general public that the School of Nursing University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital Ituku-Ozalla Enugu have released their application form for admission into A three year course in General Nursing for the 2018/2019 academic year.
Interested candidates who have five credits in their o' level results with not more than two sittings should proceed to their website to purchase the application form with the sum of eight thousand naira (N8,000) only.
NB: It is advisable to buy your form from any Cyber Cafe around the school for easier registrations
click to apply http://schools.unthportal.org/son/SLMS.UNTHapplication/unthApplication/

METHOD OF APPLICATION
1. visit http://unthportal.org/
2. look for School of Nursing and click
3. click application and apply
Fill the application form and make payment using your ATM card and print your receipt, after which you will verify your payment and print your application form, examination slip and acceptance form.
The Printed application form MUST BE SUBMITTED TO THE SCHOOL for collection of receipt.

for your registration and help on how to get the application form and past questions and answers call/whatsapp: 08136368290,07087408398

Education / Funai Admission Into Mbbs Programme In The College Of Medicine by JONATHAN97(m): 1:59pm On Dec 09, 2017

[color=#990000]ADVERTISEMENT FOR ADMISSION INTO MBBS PROGRAMME IN THE COLLEGE OF MEDICINE AND RELIGION PROGRAMME IN THE FACULTY OF HUMANITIES (B.A. Religion)
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This is to inform the general public that the Federal University Ndufu-Alike Ikwo (FUNAI), Ebonyi State shall commence the admission of candidates into the following programmes for 2017/2018 academic session:

Medicine and Surgery (MBBS)
Religion (B.A. Religion)

All interested candidates who chose FUNAI as first choice institution and others that may be interested in studying the following programmes in the University can apply.

Medicine and Surgery (MBBS)
Religion (B.A. Religion)

This call is specifically for those who sat for the 2017/2018 UTME and scored 180 and above. Registered candidates should note that a Post-UTME Screening Exercise for Medicine and Surgery (MBBS) and Religion (B.A. Religion) respectively is scheduled to hold as follows:

Date:

Day 1: Tuesday, 12th December, 2017

Day 2: Wednesday, 13th December, 2017

Day 3: Thursday, 14th December, 2017

Time: 8.00 am daily

Venue: University Computer-based Test (CBT) Center

Registration:

Registration for the post-UTME screening exercise shall commence on Thursday, 30th November and end on Sunday, 10th December, 2017.

To register follow the steps outlined below:

Visit the University website: funai.edu.ng
Click on Quick Links item
Click on 2017/2018 Medicine & Surgery, and Religion
Enter your JAMB Registration number
Select your payment mode (Generate Remita Retrieval Reference Number)
Proceed to any bank for your payment with Remita number
Return to the application page and enter your JAMB Registration Number again
Proceed with the completion of the form
Confirm your entries
Submit application
Print out your acknowledgement slip and come with to the post-UTME Screening Exercise on the date indicated on the acknowledgement slip.

Test Requirement

Each Candidate is required to come with 2017/2018 original UTME result slip showing his/her picture and score as well as his/her registration print-out from the University portal.

Screening Fee

Eligible candidates are required to pay a screening fee of N2,000.00 only.

Note:

The Post-UTME shall be CBT mode and all applicants shall be subjected to it including candidates who participated in the Post-UTME screening earlier conducted by the University for other Courses and now wish to apply for Medicine and Surgery or Religion respectively. Candidates’ Post-UTME results earlier obtained shall not count.
For B.A. Religion Programme, candidates should also be guided by the UTME subject combination as prescribed in the JAMB brochure.

INFORMATION FOR ALL CANDIDATES EARLIER OFFERED ADMISSION INTO FUNAI IN THE 2017/2018 SESSION

All candidates who were offered admission to study in the University for the 2017/2018 academic session are expected to accept the offer up till midnight of 11th December, 2017 or be deemed to have forfeited the admission.

For further enquiries, please contact these hotlines: 07031810065, 08139833300, 08067558863.

Signed:
Odisa C. Okeke (Mrs.)
Registrar
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Visits Aba (Photos & Videos) by JONATHAN97(m): 5:48am On Aug 28, 2017
From their song, Buhari mumu! This people have challenged the arewa youths


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q9ppgRWx9A[/quote]
Education / Re: FG Lifts Ban On Post-utme Screening By Varsities (DETAILS) by JONATHAN97(m): 9:55pm On Aug 18, 2017
That is a good idea since last year's students showed a high rate of failure in there results.

If you need FUTO past questions and answers for the price of #200 pm. You can get it in PDF, PowerPoint and msword document
Crime / Re: Kidnapped Epe Pupils: Parents Hold Thanksgiving, Share Testimonies by JONATHAN97(m): 2:45pm On Aug 04, 2017
2 years ago, a man told us to vote for him that he
will bring back all the missing Chibok school girls.
Now it's that man who's missing for the past 91
days.
Who is deceiving who? cry lipsrsealed undecided
Agriculture / Your Advice Is Needed Please by JONATHAN97(m): 5:36am On May 28, 2017
I recently got two hectares of land for farming in Enugu state and I want to go into commercial farming business, one Of My friends said that he will teach me how to start cucumber farming but I still need other things that I will cultivate that I will make money from it after a year. Please do you have idea of crops that will be beneficial after a planting season.

Thanks as you suggest

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Education / Re: Help! My Sister Did Not Credit Her Literature In English, C.r.s, And Igbo by JONATHAN97(m): 6:22am On Jan 13, 2017
Which course can she go for
darkenkach:

Only Polytechnic or College of education fit accept her.
Education / Re: Help! My Sister Did Not Credit Her Literature In English, C.r.s, And Igbo by JONATHAN97(m): 9:49pm On Jan 12, 2017
darkenkach:
That result get as e be.
so nothing can be done eeh grin
darkenkach:
That result get as e be.
so nothing can be done eeh
Education / Help! My Sister Did Not Credit Her Literature In English, C.r.s, And Igbo by JONATHAN97(m): 3:41pm On Jan 12, 2017
My sister wrote 2016 waec but she did not make her Lit.in english,C.R.S and igbo out of the nine subjects she wrote, ie(english,maths,government,biology,civic, and animal husbandry). Pls help she wants to register for jamb but don't know which course to choose.
Politics / Re: Fayose Drives Caterpillar To Flag Off Road Construction (Photos) by JONATHAN97(m): 2:56am On Jan 12, 2017
[left][/left] the most courageous governor in nija

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