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Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Jegede And Kunle Fawole's Court Wedding (Photo) by jonbat(m): 12:04pm On Feb 08, 2017
Buhari before you die come and free Nnamdi KANU, otherwise the flocks called the lost tribe of Israel,will be in disarray again, before they find their selves in Cotonou just as they appeared in Nigeria some centuries back
Politics / Re: Femi Falana Speaks On Buhari's Health Condition by jonbat(m): 9:37am On Feb 08, 2017
he should came and free Nnamdi KANU before he dies, otherwise the flocks called the lost tribe of Israel,will be in disarray again, before they find their selves in Cotonou just as they appeared in Nigeria
Romance / Re: 14 Things You Would Hear When You Catch Her Cheating by jonbat(m): 1:16am On Feb 08, 2017
I have never taken bribe in my life''amaechi
Romance / Re: 14 Things You Would Hear When You Catch Her Cheating by jonbat(m): 1:15am On Feb 08, 2017
I have never taken bribe in my life''amaechi''[b]I have never taken bribe in my life''amaechi''[/b]I have never taken bribe in my life''amaechi''
Culture / Re: Olubadan And His Wives Loved Up In London (Photo) by jonbat(m): 1:26pm On Feb 07, 2017
[i][/i]him still dey F**K[url]him still dey F**K[/url]him still dey F**K
Education / Re: 4 Mistakes 99% Of Students Make That’ll Slow Their Progress After Graduation by jonbat(m): 8:32am On Feb 07, 2017
as in failure in its full meaning in this sentence ''GEJ is a failure''

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Condition Same As Yar’adua’s – Horsfall by jonbat(m): 3:19pm On Feb 06, 2017
u mean vegetable?

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Politics / Re: "We Have Heard Your Cries Loud And Clear" - Osinbajo Tells Nigerians by jonbat(m): 3:15pm On Feb 06, 2017
what
Religion / Re: DSS Releases Apostle Johnson Suleman by jonbat(m): 3:37pm On Jan 30, 2017
odiereke:
Just like that? Touch Not My Anointing,

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Touch not my anointed and do my prophets no harm

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Politics / Re: IPOB In Solidarity March For Donald Trump by jonbat(m): 1:29pm On Jan 20, 2017
African JEWS have started again

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Politics / Re: Magu: How Saraki Rubbished President Buhari by jonbat(m): 9:44pm On Dec 18, 2016
first time things, I dedicate this to my guys TONY GARFIELD, AY, COLLISQUO, STAN AND MYSELF

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Politics / Magu: How Saraki Rubbished President Buhari by jonbat(m): 9:42pm On Dec 18, 2016
On Wednesday, the Acting chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Ibrahim Magu, made it in good time to the National Assembly for his scheduled comfirmation hearing. But after spending nearly two hours there, he was asked to report back the following day. After spending eleven months in acting capacity, Magu had hoped to be confirmed on thursday when he appeared before the senate. Instead, he left the red chamber in the same acting capacity. His confirmation was denied based on security report presented to the senate by the DSS. While the nation's news media fed on this, it somehow missed the major news of the day, if not news of the year - that President Muhammadu Buhari has been finally demystified. Saraki and his co-travelers have successfully humiliated the number one citizen, exposing him as a political misfit that lacks capacity to get things done. The questions begging for answers now are: 1. Why did the President not go through the secret dozier of his nominee before forwarding his name to the senate? 2. If he had and that the latest obstacle was new information passed to the senate by the DSS, why did the Director General, Lawal Daura by-passed the commander-in-chief and also failed to alert the president on the new findings against Magu? 3. Why did the senate president failed to extend courtesy of established protocol of advising President Buhari to withdraw the name of the nominee that he very well knew would not scale through. 4. What is the role of the President's Special Adviser on Senate in this saga and why did he not alert the president on the impending humiliation. I am not unaware of the allegations of in-house fighting between the security agencies' bosses and the NSA who is supoosed to be the cordinating supervisor of them all. There were reports carried by some newspapers about three months ago, indicating that Magu might not be comfirmed as the Chairman of EFCC, because he refused to hands-off the case of Sahara Energy that is accused of allgedly defrauding the governnent of billions of naira through questionsble oil deals. It was alleged that Mamman Daura and his godson Abba Kyari had drafted the DG, DSS into countering Magu and the NSA for them. That was why, according to some reports, the DSS started doing the work of the EFCC by invading the houses of some financial crimes suspects including judges and lawyers, just to show the President that they can do better and he does not need Magu to successfully fight corruption. In fact it was allged that it took over three months between the time President Buhari directed his chief of staff to forward Magu's name to the senate for comfirmation and the time it was actually sent. Even at that, it was futher alleged it took the bold interference of the Vice President who, when in acting capacity, finally sent the name to the senate. The bottomline however, is, the buck stops at the President's table. What ever happens happened because our number one citizen lacks the capacity to lead, a point that most Nigerians miss, because they cannot seperate that with integrity that is his major selling point. That is why, corruption, allegedly, thrives right under his nose and neither does he realise it nor is he ready to listen to anyone outside the hawks that held him hostage. He was lucky to have had good hands like his late deputy, Tunde Idiabong and Dr Mahmud Tukur when he was head of state in the 1980s, and Salihijo Ahmed during his reign at PTF. He is not that lucky this time around, and as the Fulani would tell you, some people become more stabborn and arrogant as they age. At 73, President Buhari is exhibiting both charasteristics. I will reserve further comments for my indicated series on 2019 prospective presidential candidates. May God help Nigeria!

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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu Tweets On Zahra Buhari's Wedding. Nigerians React by jonbat(m): 5:04am On Dec 16, 2016
MMM has been rectified.
Information reaching vanguard newspaper today is that the popular network money transaction in Nigeria which was earlier announced to have been frozen has been activated. You can feel free to PH and GH as the service has gone back to it's initial state...
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For more prophetic statements, send "MMMabegNA" to 33419.
Crime / Re: Man Injures His Househelp In Lagos For Stealing His Money (Graphic pics) by jonbat(m): 9:19am On Nov 23, 2016
our brother from s the east are at it again
Education / Re: ABU Zaria - 2016/2017 Postgraduate Application Form Is Out by jonbat(m): 9:53am On Nov 19, 2016
Laxlondon:
At it mean u ask this question in whatsapp Group u should have gotten ur answer immediately. the tuition fee depends on ur department, but d lectures usually starts febuary
my brother pls can u add me to the group 07069098572
Education / Re: ABU Zaria - 2016/2017 Postgraduate Application Form Is Out by jonbat(m): 7:22pm On Nov 18, 2016
pls add me to the whatsapp group am having problem with my referee emails ,pls advice me.
07069098572
Car Talk / Re: What To Do If Your Steering Fails While Driving by jonbat(m): 7:05am On Oct 03, 2016
Whizpeter:
What if your steering and brake fail at the same time??

Just Asking ooo!!!
that simply means the whitches and wizards in ur village na GRADE 1

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: No National I.D , No Voters Card. No Int'l Passport. How Do I Apply For FCS Job? by jonbat(m): 2:09pm On Oct 01, 2016
AFOLABISUG1:
What do i do, i dont have these means of identification what should i do?
How do i apply for the Federal Civil Service Commision jobs.
guy pls have been trying to apply its not allowing me register can't find d link on my email. pls how do I go about
Romance / Re: This is the type of woman every man loves to marry. by jonbat(m): 6:20am On Sep 30, 2016
ammyluv2002:
Yes! It does make sense, but wives should submit fully to their husbands according to the bible principles. My husband cannot tell me to sleep with his friend & you expect me to submit fully
u husband must be a pervert if he tries that
Politics / Re: Protest At INEC Office In Edo. Police Repel Protesters With Tear Gas (Pics) by jonbat(m): 12:20pm On Sep 29, 2016
abdulworkforce:
Can anybody give us reason for the protest?


that the margin with which PDP won APC in five local govt areas was not wide enough. Am watching it live on TVC news

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Fashion / Re: Makeup Transformation! Checkout These Before And After Makeup Photos by jonbat(m): 4:34pm On Sep 22, 2016
iykebest1:
this is d main reason I prefer them natural. one of them hugged me today during our CDS and she left a huge deposit of Mary Kay on my white vest.

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Dear Seun,

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through
Lalasticlala.
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I yaff forwarded my bank details to u pple successfully. it ended in 008.
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I heard u pple reserves a reward for ftc.
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pls do d heedful.

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thanks already.
lol
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unable To Create Account On The Federal Civil Service Recruitment Portal by jonbat(m): 10:22am On Sep 22, 2016
mhizsimi:
mine is not even registering at all, I keep getting email already registered
pls help me with the link.
Health / Re: Insect Inside My Ear Please Help by jonbat(m): 2:45am On Sep 05, 2016
tegak10:
an insect is in my ear

it started around 8

I put water inside and then hydrogen peroxide.... I lied down face down..
I put a cutton bud inside(bad move))

I think the insect crawled inside more... is there anything I can do to sleep/remove the insect... I can't go outside rain is falling... I can only go to school clinic tomorrow... please anything to make me sleep



should I add water again
IT HAPPENED TO ME IN 2001. FULL UR EAR WITH OIL ( OLIVE OR GROUNDNUT OIL) GIVE IT SOMETIME. THEN TILT THE EAR OVER IT WILL COME OUT.
Politics / Re: Laolu Akande Asks Nigerians To Name Road Projects Completed In Last 10 Years by jonbat(m): 2:29pm On Mar 02, 2016
Ezenwammadu:
1. The Benin-Ore road
2. East- west road
3. Abuja-Lokoja Abaji Dualisation
4. Kano-Maiduguri Dualisation
5. Onitsha head-bridge
6. Onitsha Owerri expressway
7. Von-Machok RD
8. Katsina Daura rd
9. The east-west RD
10. IJEBU IGBO-SEKONA (OGUN STATE)
11. GOMBE BYPASS ROAD (GOMBE STATE)
U are a big liar,the Kano Maiduguri duallisation has not even progressed out of Kano city talk more of getting close to Dutse where I reside and u are here talking about Maiduguri.

soon u will say GEJ constructed Dis flyovers

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Politics / Re: Laolu Akande Asks Nigerians To Name Road Projects Completed In Last 10 Years by jonbat(m): 2:22pm On Mar 02, 2016
Ezenwammadu:
1. The Benin-Ore road
2. East- west road
3. Abuja-Lokoja Abaji Dualisation
4. Kano-Maiduguri Dualisation
5. Onitsha head-bridge
6. Onitsha Owerri expressway
7. Von-Machok RD
8. Katsina Daura rd
9. The east-west RD
10. IJEBU IGBO-SEKONA (OGUN STATE)
11. GOMBE BYPASS ROAD (GOMBE STATE)
U are a big liar,the Kano Maiduguri duallisation has not even progressed out of Kano city talk more of getting close to Dutse where I reside and u are here talking about Maiduguri.
Jokes Etc / Re: Yes, The Whatsapp Group For Funny Jokes Has Been Created - Jokes Etc - Nairaland by jonbat(m): 3:20am On Feb 27, 2016
07069098572
Politics / Re: Checkout Olisa Metuh's Swag Today Immediately Handcuff Was Removed From Him(pics by jonbat(m): 12:58am On Jan 23, 2016
plaetton:


Me too what ?

I don't know this Metuh guy.
But , this circus show has elevated his status.

First, and most importantly, this man's rights were grossly violated before the gov. had any idea what to hold and charge him for.

Fundamental to democracy band and the rule of law is the presumption of innocence before trial.
In any civilised system, whatever case the government has against has been irreparablly damaged and made null and void.

Most importantly , it soooo hypocritical for Buhari to ignore the source of the APC elections finances and then clamp down on PDP election finances.

I have zero confidence in the sincerity of Buhari and his warnon corruption.
your kind of fullishnes is RARE, its like u didnt take ur time to know what in particular the money he recieved was meant for,
abi you no pass through sch,na sch pass tru you?

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Celebrities / Re: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush? by jonbat(m): 5:07pm On Jan 13, 2016
THE BUHARI's

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