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Programming / Re: Ethical Hacking And Penetration Testing For Educational Purposes by Joshnash: 9:16pm On Nov 03, 2019
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Phones / Re: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by Joshnash: 4:51pm On Dec 15, 2018
cupid4ig:
its not normal check ur battery percentage from the settings

The maximum capacity is at 90%
Phones / Re: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by Joshnash: 2:14pm On Dec 15, 2018
cupid4ig:
flickering can be caused by a lot of things. Like the screen connector not sitting very well or something blocking it. Or bad screen. So u need to give an engineer to help u check which


Aside that, the phone gets very hot especially when I’m on the internet and also playing music
I don’t know if it’s common with iPhones or the iPhone 6s in particular
Phones / Re: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by Joshnash: 1:41pm On Dec 13, 2018
Help pls
My iPhone 6s is flickering and I don’t know what to do about
I normally do a soft reset to get it back running
I just got the phone tho
Education / Re: 2020/2021 UNIPORT Admission Thread Guide by Joshnash: 7:26am On Nov 16, 2018
[quote author=otokx post=72976051]

Pls the Instruction on the jamb site is he must apply for change of course/institution before printing out d admission letter

And that the admission can be revoked if the change is not effected online within 2 weeks

He was just given admission although he put in computer science but was given education and mathematics
Phones / Re: Subscriber Options for UNLIMITED Internet - WORTH IT? by Joshnash: 8:48pm On Oct 09, 2018
Dam5reey:


Most NTel sim now work without this stress.

Seriously.... So if I buy an Ntel wawu sim it'll work on my iPhone 6 just like DAT??
Romance / Re: Drop Quickly Your Whatsapp Number To Join Stories Group by Joshnash: 10:11pm On Nov 18, 2016
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Gaming / Re: Gaming Laptop For Sale by Joshnash: 2:53pm On Sep 24, 2016
Does that look like a gaming laptop

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Gaming / Re: Photos: My Original PC Disc Games On Display. by Joshnash: 8:08pm On Sep 08, 2016
where do u actually get them
Gaming / Re: GTA V: Someone Please Recommend Where I Can Get This Game Online by Joshnash: 9:38pm On Jul 31, 2016
people can come up with outrageous posts ehn.......who told u that there is GTA V on android.......

GTA V is only on the following platforms
PlayStation 4, PlayStation 3, Xbox One, Xbox 360, Microsoft Windows

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Phones / Re: How To Hide Apps On Android Using Hola Launcher by Joshnash: 4:44pm On Jun 28, 2016
have sense
Gaming / Re: Who Is Laying MGSV - Metal Gear Solid V PC? Great Gameplay+storyline+graphic by Joshnash: 11:22pm On Jun 26, 2016
me
Phones / Re: Football Manager Mobile 2016 Is Out!!!! by Joshnash: 5:50am On Jun 26, 2016
add me up 08101538401 ASAP
Gaming / Re: Online Gamers(ps3,ps4,xbox360,xboxone) by Joshnash: 8:00am On Jun 24, 2016
guys can you put games in ps3 without jailbreaking it
Phones / Samsung Galaxy S5 Or S6 Needed In Ph by Joshnash: 9:37pm On Jun 07, 2016
in need of Samsung galaxy s5 or s6
Gaming / Ps3 Needed In Port Harcourt by Joshnash: 9:27pm On Jun 07, 2016
in need of a ps3 console with two pads in Ph....35k
Sports / Re: Nine Ways To Identify A Chelsea Fan In Nigeria by Joshnash: 9:25am On Jun 02, 2016
valdes00:
Club football fans in Nigeria have certain peculiarities that are very obvious. After many years of study and trips to various viewing centers across the country, i have decided to help you identify a chelsea fan by drawing up their anatomy.
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#1. Most likely name
The most likely name for a typical Chelsea fan in Naija is either Rashidi or Suraju (for male) and then Shalewa or Basira (for female)
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#2. Most likely occupation
Don’t look too far as this is pretty easy. In case you are in search of a Chelsea fan in Nigeria, just visit the nearest motor park. They are mostly agberos, conductors and motor park chairmen.
Little wonder why their club have an obsession with bus-parking.
**Key thing to note**
To avoid running into problems with a Chelsea fan in Naija you must understand that to them, it is ‘SHELLSEA’ and not Chelsea. Attempting to correct them or try to show that you know better will only leave you looking like Petr Cech for the rest of your life. Your head will be broken and you will have to go around with an ‘helmet’.
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#3. Hobbies
Smoking marijuana, arguing, making noise and then drinking their very own Chelsea dry gin. In whatever they do, they always want to rep their club. Such loyal and distinguished set of people.
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#4. Behavior
Fans of Chelsea love their club so much, they get really intolerant and aggressive when anything involving it is the subject matter. Play with them small and a knife can be forgotten in your belly or a bottle can be used to test the strength of your skull.
Then again, they can be really loyal. Its not so rare to see Chelsea fans naming their daughters Drogba, Terry or even Kakuta. Yeah, daughters
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#5. Most cherished feat
Chelsea football club have won the Premier League and pretty much other titles in England. What’s more? They’ve conquered Europe by winning the coveted UEFA Champions League. Interestingly, all of these means little to the fans.
Guess what they cherish the most? The fact that Lionel Messi has never scored against the club.
So, you could be having a conversation with a friend on how great Barcelona is and a Chelsea fan will chip in – “oh BARKA? it is you people they beat na, they are our wives” ....Remind that fan the year Barcelona knocked them out of the Champions League and his reply would be – “But did Messi score?”
It is something they hold very close to their heart and you really can’t fault them. Five time Balon D’or winner not scoring against a club is a big deal, right?
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#6. Favorite saying
Pretty much those things you hear at garages in Lagos – “iyalaya anybody” ,”park the bus”, “Speshial one”, “The sky is blue” and so on.
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#7. Common beliefs
Didier Drogba is a Nigerian. His real name is Dehinde Aderogba and he only decided not to represent the country because they possibly can’t win laurels.
Jose Mourinho is the greatest manager in the history of the game. Sir Alex Ferguson, Pep Guardiola and other managers are beefing him because of his tremendous success.
The English FA doesn’t like Chelsea. They don’t want them to win the League and have instructed officials to always rule against them in every game.
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#8. Feel Free to Add yours

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Clap for yourself....you just wasted some precious minutes of your life typing this rubbish....Well-done


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