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Education / Re: How JAMB Marks UTME Result Sheets by JoshuaAbu: 6:15pm On Dec 02, 2013
francis247: super story. I did not shade any No. of mine as I was not required or told to do so. My Reg. No. Was boldly written on my answer sheet without any space/option for shading/to shade, so guy, wetin you day yarn?

francis247: super story. I did not shade any No. of mine as I was not required or told to do so. My Reg. No. Was boldly written on my answer sheet without any space/option for shading/to shade, so guy, wetin you day yarn?

that's the question I long waited to see. JAMB originally fills and shades your details to avoid descripancy and the question paper these days has your seat number on it.
I think what could rather apply is that if one tampered with his answer sheet, one will have no result; one who is discovered to have more than two options for a question or to have replaed his paper type with another, like one rightly mentioned here, when the human eye catches them, such results are withheld. Where mass cheating is reported, the center has cancelled results. A student who after shading boxes for 80 of 100 questions they are sure of, proceeds to shade at random the 20 they are not sure of should not expect to get 100/100. If the random shading affords them 5 correct answers, plus 80, it equals 85; the 15 lost is again subtracted from 85, which gives them 70/100. That's JAMB's marking scheme for you. Hence, the said girl could get just 148 on the average. Besides, the marks allocated to each question, you can't tell but for Eng Lang that is spelt out. Now, a question with, say, 1 mark could be failed and those with half marks gained. So, if the 15 above failed are of the higher marks rating, you can now see what harm you do to yourself as Jambite!
Education / Re: Why Do Nigerian Students Fail Jamb Exams? by JoshuaAbu: 8:54pm On Nov 30, 2013
willis2k9: many student are nt ready 2 read,they believe in fake ruins.i posted UTME seminar some weeks ago they were asking rubish cos they've paid 4 fake ruins
willis2k9: many student are nt ready 2 read,they believe in fake ruins.i posted UTME seminar some weeks ago they were asking rubish cos they've paid 4 fake ruins
willis2k9: many student are nt ready 2 read,they believe in fake ruins.i posted UTME seminar some weeks ago they were asking rubish cos they've paid 4 fake ruins

I live as an example. There's no topic in any of chemistry, Physics, Biology you'll ask me to treat and I give you an excuse. And English Language is just where my distinction is everywhere I go. But, for more than five years I've been writting JAMB even till next year. We read madly. Fast guys know centers with less security and know how to change their centers to suit. Others know invigilators who accept money from them in the centers and make supervisors not know when questions are leaked. JAMB has in itself made it such that after setting questions they know are very technical still want to assume that a student in that category can score upto 300. Besides, since JAMB places her centers in places unknown to her save that they have approved them, it is only one who is not an indigen of the place he is slated to take the exam that usually must smell their anus. All I'm saying is that the whole problem is JAMB'S half-hearted-ness and students' drive to claim high levels above others coupled with the pressure they receive from parents/sponsors who want to stop at only two times registration, and the mentality tertiary institutions have got overnight that the best avenue for making money from parents/guardians on student's behalf is the faking to give them admission. If JAMB steps down to a standard they in their human consciousness know that secondary schools leavers can cope, if students will be true to use just their brains to secure admission, if parents will relax and let their children do just their best, if schools will genuinely want to give genuine admission, many will still fail JAMB and schools will still have good enough students (there will be no need for aptitude test even [lecturers make great money out of it] as JAMB is trusted), and all school destined students will definitely get admission. God bless Nigeria!
Romance / Re: What Is The True Test Of A Male Virginity? by JoshuaAbu: 5:39pm On Oct 19, 2013
Wet dream is a sign and reminder of sexual maturity. With the groundnut, banana and others we take, sperms are constantly produced and stored within the scrotum. When full, like the bladder, it discharges. So does the female system bring menses. When a vagina is penetrated, the hymen is destroyed. If a man's virginity will be checked, it should be a sign on his pennis. Pay fees and you'll learn it hear. Loll.

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