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Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 1:00pm On Dec 08, 2011
pls those whoi have done online clearance what is acceptance letter and where do get it pls i need help
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 1:47pm On Dec 02, 2011
thank God oh i have been admitted medicine
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 8:06am On Dec 02, 2011
christianity is free but u still need to buy bible this house need bible if not quarrel,havoc,anachy,chaos we can solve pls somebody we are in neeb of a bible
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 8:17am On Dec 01, 2011
The book of Uyi 10:5 says uniben thou art defile thou self the wrath of God is upon thy, his anger is upon those responsible for admission thou desolution shall be like that of Jerico and thou pain shall be as that of woman in travail at child birth IF u Do NOT RELEASE our RESULT this week then this shall be ur plagues says Joe almighty
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 1:33pm On Nov 30, 2011
no be only abuja na jamaica, abuja na bolivia wen person dey go on monday e neva still return on wednesday it as been long we are hearin that abuja stuff tell the person we won to see change not to tell us about the picnic uniben lecturers go do for abuja
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 9:46pm On Nov 07, 2011
naijalodge:

ok guy,but u have been told times without number to wait patiently that the admission status would be updated before the 14th of these month but u guys just keept on worrying yourselves,what i would tell u is to have faith in God,am a living witness of God's miracle,i pray urs will be ''Admitted'' at the end in jesus name Amen.
Amen oh thanks very much this a big relieve for me
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 7:30pm On Nov 07, 2011
@4ortyes,Emmaze and niajalodge u guy should understand that fustration is behind every word i post i do love uniben that's why took it has my first choice is just what they are doing is so fustratin my love for her has turn to bitter hatred and i'm beginin to lost myself,is just unbearable after my day and night reading all i get is pendin. pls guy do understand my and thanks for ur understanding cheers to u up
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 8:11am On Nov 07, 2011
today is 7th oh still pendin and they say is 14th God pls i need a miracle,i need a miracle today
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 8:07am On Nov 07, 2011
jazinogold:

if u r to rate UNIBEN on a scale of 10, aw many wud u rate it?
4 me o! I wud rate it 8! Because her admission process is vry lucid, no bribery! N her standard of education is awesome, couple wit her swift academic calendar! UNIBEND, UNIBEST, UNIBEN! Jazinogold@2go.com
i will rate uniben below zero they are incompetent in admission processing and a very poor standard of education if u ask me,charity begins at home they can't even process a standard admission for candidates hw can they deliver a sound education to them.uniben is simply a no school to me
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 9:53am On Nov 05, 2011
guys i'm still foundin it difficult to believe this,uniben has been playin me all this while no! no!! no!!! I can't believe it, i will have to wait for the nov 14th to come
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 7:45am On Nov 03, 2011
mgbebuihe:

Friends i have got a very important clue. The reason behind uniben's misbehaviour, its doubtable sha. But the truth is Uniben wants just 6,000 students, but 17,000 out of about 50,000 that wrote this exam passed. This is their greatest challenge. I wont gain anything from lying online, so friends the only hope is GOD. Pray like never before, all is well
i really doubt this,if 17000 pass the exam and 6000 are needed, this is very simple to sort out, simply select students with the highest score in each department.the situation i notice is the lowest gettin admitted while the highest are on pending, u can imagine a student with an agg of 56 is admitted while the one with 62 is on pendin on thesame course,
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 6:45pm On Nov 02, 2011
Coalbanks:

If not nov so when, everybody knows is nov,d question is when in november,all this ma sisters,lectures,h.o.d,has never help cause non of them knows whats up with admision,dey only give their thought.
God bless u.u just said exactly what's on my mind h.o.d,sister,lectures,p.d.p even e.f.c.c they are just as confuse as we are they only say what they think
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 6:38pm On Nov 02, 2011
God abeg help us all
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 7:14pm On Oct 27, 2011
I don't know what to believe anymore just confuse with all this various news,for now i am hoping on God till uniben release her result ain't believe in all this comment anymore
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 3:04pm On Oct 27, 2011
Obisco46:

U wont get d info unless u sign up as a user of the site, Anyway d news is dat d registrar said His uncle's elder brother inlaw is getting married on saturday, All uniben aspirants ar invited. Ther wil be a lot to eat and drink so as to 4get your sorrows, Venue: Ailala shrine, Be there, Ha ha ha ha ha
hahahahahah guy too much i like the joke and i will try to be present in the occasion hope kparaga go they there
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 11:27am On Oct 27, 2011
Guy drop the news make we see i havin difficulties in finding the headline
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 8:00am On Oct 27, 2011
Is their any medicine aspirant that has been admitted or given another related course.pls show urself cos some person are sayin no medicine aspirant has been admitted or given any course. i want to know how true the news is .gudmorning to all the guys and gals in the house
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 1:20pm On Oct 26, 2011
Obisco46:

BREAKING NEWS: I am presently in uniben and i went to d auditorium for informatn concernin d slow admission process and was told that uniben had already admitted the 6,000 candidates recommended by NUC. Thus no more space available for more students. Even if u score 70 agg, d capacity is filled. Uniben Senate has made her decision. Uniben has started changin d 'PENDING' results gradually to 'NOT ADMITTED' using jamb STEP DOWN as an means to justify their action , I really pity all of u. Afta d whole suspense, d story is now not admitted, Just put the tragedy behind u and prepare 4 anoda JAMB, D form wil b out by 2nd of dec 2011 accordin to yesterday's punch newspaper, 4 those who ar already crying d abov info is just a lie.(just joking). HOPE U DIDNT HAVE A HEART ATTACK ? Ha ha ha ha.
this is a very expensive joke oooh i almost start crying abeg no commit murder online becos some person can read this comment and just faint
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 10:31pm On Oct 24, 2011
naijalodge:

when i told u that admission these year is base on the two reasons i gave above,u woun't believe me,
Ok look at that Business admin department,majority of them did very very poor in their post ume but scored very high in their jamb which made the excaped and got the aggregate 50,and if u see their jamb score ehh,u go run,which confirmed the fact that majority of them used malpractice in their jamb

but what do u expect uniben to do when almost the full department proved to inefficient?,should they only admitt 5 persons in that department? , NO!!,thats why majority of them got admitted,but your department is more competitive with more of brilliant buddies so keep praying, if u doubt about that Business admin department,u could check out this reg number 15615172FC

And i still get like 7 other people from that department when their result na bleep up but got admitted,my guy abeg go they pray oooo,God go help una fight the battle.
naijalodge:

Ok look at more student from biz admin's result,imagin in a full department,i could not find a student who scored up to 50 as his test score without adding their jamb result and majority of them scored 310,314,290,278 in their jamb result,what a life,just imagin if jamb score was not added,no body would have gotten admission into that department,
Abeg make una put una matter for God hand oooo,at first i was feeling reluctant about the whole issue but am beginning to feel your pains.God help u guyz.
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thanks for ur support people lyk u should neva cease to exist God will definately help us
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 9:17pm On Oct 24, 2011
@wack or what so ever u  call urself i don't blame u i blame uniben for their incompetent and inefficience in releasing their result if not what should have co-relate me and u.what is ur position in uniben that ur are telling people what to expect are u the v:c if u know much why don't u tell us when the whole result will be released .pls just go to hell
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 3:23pm On Oct 24, 2011
WackyJ1:

When they are telling you guys the truth you guys will be saying they are talking rubbish.
1. If you think Uniben will admit all those who got above 50 then you guys are sorely mistaken. You can be sitting next to a guy, both of you have the same score and he will be admitted and you will not be. Uniben things seem like a raffle draw In that it is not constant.
2. Those lists in the lists centre you guys are looking at are MAINLY for those who were admitted last year and above(my name is on it) . I asked a question that If the names on the lists are increasing as fast as you guys say, why haven't any of you seen your names yet?
3. You guys should just chill, those that have been given admission have been given admission already. Just some finishing touches are being added to it. They will release everything at once not little by little. For those who think that there's any department that people applied for that have not given anyone admission, You guys are just dull.
God will see that you all get admission,
abeg make una let us see our result and knw we are not admitted or we are kia i no no watin con dey burn una body lyk dis u dat is already admitted i don't knw naija has bizzybody,taletellers and prophet lyk dis u guys can tell exactly what uniben is about to do and u can tell us when dey are releasing the result na wa ooh
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 8:32am On Oct 23, 2011
emmazooo or who ever u are why don't u go to hell with ur God forsaken news i know u are the v.c of uniben pls let us see our result and know we are not admitted u are not uniben newsmonger or mediator so keep ur dirty trashy news to urself we are not interested in words of discouragment at the moment
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 5:47pm On Oct 22, 2011
who is decieving, who is speaking the truth? I think everyone is guessing here becos non has actually predict anything correctly .first it was friday now we are in saturday still freaky pending,now ten marks i think we are all speculating.lets keep praying for our results instead of all this cacophonies
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 8:25am On Oct 20, 2011
pls i want to knw if there is any aspirant that was going for medicine and was admitted to another course.the word pending!! is becoming boring to me.pls any medicine aspirant here!!!!!!
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 8:45am On Oct 19, 2011
dis whole issue is jst complicatin dat was wat i was told but medcine has bin upload on my admission page thou statue is still damn, Pending.so wat are they up to
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by joshualisticalum: 8:17am On Oct 19, 2011
pls has any student be admitted to medicine,what is there agg

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