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Politics / Re: Onochie To Peter Obi: You Failed Anambra; Go Home, You Can't Be President by jotax(m): 10:24am On Oct 12, 2023
OLAADEGBU:


"Finally, you want to know our President's true identity. Well, his real name is, Nemesis Jupiter. His father Karma, is the King of Jupiter who married Nemesis' mother from Mars. When Mr. President was 25 years old, his family came from Jupiter to swim at the Bar-beach in Lagos. They left him at the bar-beach to fend for himself. So at 25, he did not go to Primary, Secondary nor any Tertiary institution. I hope you're happy now."

Saharareporters

Na God go punish this woman sha
Phones / Re: My Phone Charges Slowly. What Could Be The Cause? by jotax(m): 12:09pm On Feb 26, 2020
Olusholar24:
I bought this Tecno phone,Tecno Camon 12 CC7 last Wednesday and all i noticed is that the charging rate is close to stannancy. Imagine a phone charging for 1_hr 25_mins only to attain a battery level of 20%. Planning to take it to Carlcare Ikeja but thinking if i could get any help here. I have changed my charger to a better one, yet it sucks.
Had same issue when I bought mine. Tested another charger on it and it charged fine. So I simply bought myself a new charger and since then everything's been fine. I feel the follow come charger for tecno camon 12 is crap!
Romance / Re: Promise Excel: "I Can't Marry A Lady Obsessed With Marriage" by jotax(m): 8:30am On Apr 13, 2018
And funny enough, almost all ladies are obsessed with marriage.
Celebrities / Re: People Who Don’t Have Regular Sex Get Angry At Stupid Things- Beverly Osu by jotax(m): 10:14am On May 30, 2017
WTF?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fidelity Bank Recruitment For Graduate Trainee 2017 (Bsc And HND Only) by jotax(m): 9:34am On Feb 17, 2017
What if I'm just a year more than 26, can I apply?
Religion / Re: Philanthropy: Pastor Takes Campaign To A Shocking Level In Portharcourt by jotax(m): 11:45am On Oct 18, 2016
I love this! Imagine what Nigeria will be like if all our rich and wealthy pastors and churches are doing what he's doing? God bless him and give him the grace and resources to do more.
My only problem with him is that he talks and boasts too much about it. He no longer preaches, just endless speeches of what he's doing.
Religion / I Vowed To Give God My First Salary, Now I'm Broke And Need The Money. by jotax(m): 5:21pm On Oct 16, 2016
Please advice!
Can I use the money and pay with the next one?
I promised that when and if God gives me a job, I'll sow my first salary back to him. But now that it has come, I'm really broke and in need of the money. What should I do?
Any consequence for not paying it?
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Quotes That Set The Internet On Fire. "To You Young People, Take..." by jotax(m): 10:16am On Oct 04, 2016
PDP will stand a great chance in the next election if they pair this man with senator Bruce for presidency.
Phones / Re: OPERA Launches It's Own Free VPN. by jotax(m): 7:15am On Aug 25, 2016
Cool!
Jobs/Vacancies / 10 Ways To Identify A Job Scam by jotax(m): 11:07pm On Aug 15, 2016
From the ad, the job reads like a dream. It’s in your area of expertise (yay!), paying a salary slightly more than the current rate (yippee!) and you can work from home (woo hoo!) fulltime. But as you reread the job ad, something just doesn’t seem “right” to you. Maybe it’s the typos or the AOL business reply address. For every real job posted online, there are dozens that are fake, meant to entice you to hand over your hard-earned cash. Here’s how to read between the lines and discover if the job you’re about to apply for is real — or not.

There’s no experience necessary. Even if you’re a fresh-faced college grad, you’re going to need some type of work experience (i.e. from previous jobs or even internships) in order to get hired. Be wary of ads that make it seem like anyone can do the job, because frankly, not everyone should be able to do any job.

The salary is too high. You’ve been out of work for quite some time, so when you read the job ad (and its salary), all you can think is, “Cha-ching!” But before you start dreaming of all that you’ll do with the money, do a little digging to see what the position you’re looking to apply for generally pays. Job scammers will post a much too high salary — sometimes thousands of dollars higher — to lure in desperate job seekers.

You need to wire money. A company wants to offer you a position but they’ll need you to process transactions for them. It doesn’t make sense, though, since you’re looking to work as a botanist, not a banker. In order to score a job, there should be no reason for you to wire money, process payments or even transfer funds.

You’re offered the job on the spot. You know that you’re a qualified candidate, but how does the hiring manager know? Hiring a candidate on the spot — and sight unseen — is a big sign that there isn’t a real job. Overzealous employers are generally a tip off that a job isn’t genuine. Actual employers take their time to research and get to know potential job candidates — going through many rounds of job interviews — before offering a position.

You’re receiving email from a non-business address. Legit hiring managers will have their company’s name as the ending of their email address (think: name@mashable.com) When a potential boss reaches out with an AOL, Gmail, Hotmail or any other non-company email address, though, red flags should be waving madly at you. Hiring managers and recruiters will send their correspondence from their business email address, not their personal one.

You’re asked to do an IM interview. Sure, we live in a tech-driven world, but today’s job interviews are still mainly conducted in person, via Skype (if the job is a telecommuting one) or via phone. When a recruiter contacts you and wants to do the interview via IM — or worse, via text — the job may prove to be a scam.

You’re asked for personal info. You’ve finally been offered the job position, but are then asked to supply personal information about yourself — such as your Social Security number and your bank account and routing number. While a boss may give you several bogus reasons why they “need” the info — to run a credit check, to deposit initial funds into your account — there is never a real reason for a potential employer to ask for personal financial info about you.

The ad is written poorly. You noticed a couple of typos in the job ad. But then you also saw some mixed tenses and a description of the job that didn’t make a whole lot of sense. When an ad reads like it’s been translated, (or it’s unclear what the job actually entails) you can bet that it’s a job scam.

They contact you at odd hours. The business world operates 24/7. But hiring managers don’t. So if you’re consistently getting emails at 2:00 a.m. from a potential boss, take heed. For the most part, work emails will be sent — and answered — during normal business hours.

You have to pay for the job. Savvy job scammers are no longer demanding cash up front in order for a job seeker to get a job. They will ask for it in a seemingly innocuous way, such as asking potential employees to pay for their proprietary software or to pay monthly for insurance on a laptop they will loan you for work. You should never, ever have to shell out money in order to be hired to work.

When you’re job hunting, it can be easy to fall prey to a job scam. Stay one step ahead of the job scammers and you’ll find a legitimate job in no time.
http://mashable.com/2013/10/05/10-signs-a-job-is-a-scam/#Djudko3k8kqz
Crime / Re: Enugu Herbalist Kills 13-yr-old While Testing Anti-bullets Charm by jotax(m): 11:30am On Aug 09, 2016
Odeshi!
Career / Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by jotax(m): 7:43pm On Jul 07, 2016
Bolustic:
If you want to work in a bank and enjoy your work, get chartered, ACCA and at least ICAN + a lot of professional qualifications will help, else, you may not have anything to show for it at the end of the day. Only the executives enjoy wella.

Forget the good looks and dressing, many bankers are groaning under the bondage of loans aside working in weekends, coming home late, job insecurity. It's not that really fun unless you are in the top echelon.

If you doubt me, ask that lady or guy at the counter.
Wow! Thanks. I've changed my mind. I no wan work for bank again.
Career / Re: 5 Ways LinkedIn Can Help you Achieve Success in your career. by jotax(m): 10:43pm On Jun 29, 2016
Linkeshit!
Romance / Re: Could This Be The Reason Men Disrespect And Degrade Some Ladies. by jotax(m): 1:11pm On Jun 29, 2016
Triczchic:


I'm not pained. Just tired of ur desire to generalize this issue. Some guys just don't understand that all women cannot be labelled same.
He didn't generalize it nah, he said some!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: There's Three Factors You Can Provide To Get A Job: by jotax(m): 10:25am On Jun 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: This Is What Happens When You Force A Man To Marry You. Pics by jotax(m): 5:51am On Jun 26, 2016
Pheals:
grin ;Dmind u I don't schooled in English speaking country, am trying my best with 4languages
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Romance / Re: This Is What Happens When You Force A Man To Marry You. Pics by jotax(m): 5:49am On Jun 26, 2016
kyrios:
she might be an automobile engineer.
Even if she is, he's not supposed to sit down like that looking unconcerned, if he loves her.
Politics / Re: WAEC Certificate: Buhari Files Appeal Against Ruling Dismissing His Objection by jotax(m): 1:18pm On Jun 15, 2016
IllegalMoney:
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Buhari has no Certificate
Only APC bootlickers and zombies still believe the semi illiterate called Buhari has certificate, Buhari was enlisted into the Nigeria Army through Quota system and not by his educational qualification.
Buhari has a no WAEC or Cambridge Certificate, rather Buhari has a Ghost Mode Certificate ( GMC) grin grin grin
In summary, Buhari is a burukutu drinking, kunu sipping certificateless Dullardic stark illiterate.
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Webmasters / Re: This Is What Google Adsense Said Every Blogger Must Do Now by jotax(m): 8:36am On Jun 15, 2016
forstergr8t:
call me on 07046498734 to build and teach you how to blog with good Niche
Thanks. I'll use Google and YouTube when I'm ready to learn.
Politics / Re: 5 Things Nigerians Have Learnt From This Economic Crunch by jotax(m): 7:26am On Jun 15, 2016
Very true!
Webmasters / Re: This Is What Google Adsense Said Every Blogger Must Do Now by jotax(m): 7:23am On Jun 15, 2016
Hmmm wish I know all this blogging of a thing
Car Talk / Re: How To Steer Your Car (Images) by jotax(m): 7:15am On Jun 15, 2016
Na learners and old people dey drive with two hands na
Career / Re: 5 Reasons Working From Your Home Is The Best. by jotax(m): 7:09am On Jun 15, 2016
Elucidate more on this pls
Romance / Re: 8 Awkward Places Nigerian Ladies Snap Profile Picture by jotax(m): 9:15am On May 28, 2016
And this??

Phones / Re: Upload Your Home Screen Lets See Who Got Nice Customization by jotax(m): 10:53am On May 23, 2016
Mine

Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu Braids His Wife’s Hair, Fans React by jotax(m): 7:43am On May 11, 2016
KhaleesiAdaz:

And you have to post your mums almost unclad pix? My friend will you respect her and remove that pic angry angry angry
Yes ma'am!
Done that.
Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu Braids His Wife’s Hair, Fans React by jotax(m): 10:27pm On May 10, 2016
I braided my mum's hair recently too.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: BBM Group For Unemployed Graduates by jotax(m): 5:56am On May 01, 2016
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: THE NEWEST BIBLE SCHOOL IN NIGERIA by jotax(m): 5:50am On May 01, 2016
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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Chijioke Anyacho And His Masterpiece Drawings Using Ball Point Pens. by jotax(m): 8:52pm On Mar 08, 2016
WASMOG:
Bro. Chijioke pls help me draw this my pic in my father's Agbada



May God bless u in advance grin grin grin
See as your face be like who just wake from sleep.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Roma: UCL (2 - 0) On 8th March 2016 by jotax(m): 6:23pm On Mar 08, 2016
minasota:
Is mercy going to play?
Yes, and even Nkechi too will play.

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Kissing Iara At The Launch Of "We-Care-Trust", Her Pet Project by jotax(m): 10:27am On Mar 03, 2016
Abeg make he carefully, make he no go stain her white cloth with him black ugly face. grin

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