oluamid:
It also helps to have a great social media profile. Believe me, the first thing an employer will do if they are trying to find out about you is to enter your name into Google. Have you tried googling yourself? Do so. It helps. You'll see first hand what the employer will learn about you.

The best way to set up a good internet profile is google+ and then LinkedIn.

If you need help doing this, or you don't know what to write about yourself, quote this post and I'll try to help.

ddippset:
foul yansh your mouth de smell like foul yansh.

gbaskiboy:
Trash, Educated posts are there, they will not move them to FTC, posts that will encourage urge for immorality is what moderators push to ftc. Smh...

FriedPlantain:
[b]Ofego: pastor, I have sinned.
Pastor: my son, wat did u do? just confess wat u did exactly.God Almighty will forgive you.

Ofego: (sobbing), pastor I committed adultery with several of the female church members.

Pastor: can you mention their names and how many times you slept with each of them? You see for your forgiveness to be complete, you need to mention them so that we can also prayfor them.

Ofego: aaaaah pastor I can't, I am ashamed.

Pastor: okay this is what we will do; after service, we will go to the church entrance together and watch members come out, once anyone you ve slept with comes out, just say 'PAU'. The number of times u say 'PAU' will indicate d number of times you slept with that particular person.... And so they went to the church entrance.

*Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks*

Ofego: pau pau

pastor:the Lord forgive you my brother

*decon's wife passes carrying her bible*

Ofego: pau

pastor: may the Lord forgive you.

*a choir member passes singing*

Ofego: pau pau pau

pastor: God will forgive you. Yes, he will.

* Lo and behold, pastor's wife passes by and Ofego goes off like a machine gun*

Ofego: pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau paupau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau paupau pau pau pra papa pau

pastor: yeeeeeepaaaaa!!! na Sango go kill you! God punish your father! God will never forgive you. [/b]

Acheme86:
Oooh really, now I understand the meaning of the praise song the choir is always singing "everybody 'Sai' baba". Quite educative, isn't it??

icebebe:
let's jus take it dt we had same dream,cus I cnt beliv I open dis too

southniyikaye:
ur level of negativity is very high and I believe you've got no life achievement. Ur negativity alone is enough for Jonathan to lose .animalistic human being

ndcide:
I never knew ladies love a man because of his Dickk..
jezzz!!!!

As in a lady with brains in her skull, will meet a guy and love him, just because of his dickk..

I know some ladies love me but I can't imagine it's coz of my Dickk.. that they may not see.

For the @op to say it's girls PRIORITY, makes me really surprised.

what the heck!!!!

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Darkrebel666:
~ I don't get how all these add up to being deceitful.
They are just normal acts..

Do you expect guys to look rough and untidy?. .if not then how does looking neat or wearing ironed clothes or perfumes translate to being deceitful..
so smiling is a deceitful act?
Walking slow?
.you are confused.

Mhizkel:
Nice try Op...But none of this moves me!