Oga Gab nawa 4 u o. U just dey do ur long throat with ds ur sweet story sef. I no blame u sha na so nairaland writers dey do buh still on still kudos to u jare e no easy.

Oga Temy. More engine oil to ur elbow.

M.O.R.E

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You good. Real good.

Mehn! The story is BOMB!!! keep it up ok.

Jesus!! Blood of cow!! I cant believe that darous... I mean darous the almighty sangotic darous has now metarmophosed into a pvssy monging dumbass?!!!

YungTemy:

bros, long time o. exam done finish sha... I go update very soon.

Ehn. Atleast make we enjoy small na. Uncle Temy hurry o.

YungTemy:
Nice story but learn to paragraph your work and most especially, narrate your story logically.

Uncle Temy, abeg no vex. Am using a Nokia 2690. Ehn , so u understand why there is no paragraph and enough space. Buh thanks sha. Thank you very much for the notice.

YungTemy:
Nice story but learn to paragraph your work and most especially, narrate your story logically.

Uncle Temy, abeg no vex. Am using a Nokia 2690, ehn , so u understand why there is no paragraph and enough space. Buh thanks sha. Thank you very much for the notice.

Whats up peepz still your boy JOWAXY. Am about writing another story. Eighty person is a true life story . And i need you guys to urge me to go on. Thanks.

A week to our test all man was forming serious student. But because we are in school, there were still some students who were very unserious. And I knew these , that was why I always endeavour to read atleast , two hours * Sometimes sha o*. So if I reach school , I will be discussing football with my pals. " Chelsea don close in on hulk o" Emma said excitedly holding a 'True Blues' newspaper . " Na so so "closing in , closing in" them dem dey do since " and he hissed . Chima is a barca fan or fans (that is only him one na fans) like he used to call it while me and Emma are Chelsea fans. " How many players barca don sign since this season ?" but chelsea don sign two , make I count am for you one two three , three!" He signaled with his fingers . " But barca never sign even one player you dey open mouth dey talk". "Me no say chelsea even if they sign all the whole players wey dey all whole clubs dey no go reach barca I no wan make we dey argue nonsense arguement you hear? Ehn so forget am". ' Na because messi sef'. These was Me talking now ' everytime Messi Messi Messi . Make Messi come premier league come since like Ronaldo na , make i know whether he go flop'. " You dey talk about flop , im go even see ball play sef" Emma supported me "who tell you say im no go see ball play ? abeg make we leave this talk abeg wetin we even get first". ' basic science, cca and social studies ' I said. " I know say Joshua go don read for am na" Emma said. " Ahah I trust Joshua na, im no dey slack for that one na, abi Joshua?" Emma asked me. ' Why , that one na sure thing na'. " correct! So hope dey that day na be that?". 'If you like no go read o' . "The thing no dey let me o guy". 'You don see person wey dey enjoy am na abi' and I just hissed. "Nna next week go red o". Chima said. " No be small thing o guy" Emma supported. But I just laughed because I was never afraid. After the test which was next week , we wrote our exams . But on the last day we were call to the assembly ground for the anouncement that changed osadenis from bad to worse in Immorality. Like sardines in the ocean, we ran to the assembly ground , which is in front of the administrative block with our bags. And you know na no food basket unlike primary school. Our Principal stood on the pavement of the administrative block and he said.

Ehn Both Aunty humzypinky o and EVERYBODY. Your instructional guidiance is what I need.

Ehn Both Aunty humzypinky o and everybody. Your instructional guidiance is what I need.

Uncle theblessedMan ( My mentor) uncle chipapii aunty bibijay, abeg , a sixteen year old boy just write small thing and BIG BIG corrections need to be made , Please

One day in school on friday to be precise we were in the seventh out of eight periods we had for a day . We were having home economics that day . The teacher came in and wrote in capital letter 'PUBERTY' while asking us " where did we stop the last time ?". And the student started flipping their notes " home management!" . "And what was the last sub topic there ?". " clothing and texile" . She looked up and saw me and said Seems we have a new student here ?. " yes ma". " can you Introduce yourself to us please " . ' My names are Edibei JOSHUA ' . I said sitting down . And beford the teacher could say any other thing else , I was already hearing murmuring from someone at the back whose name is Emma Obi saying " you sure say na your name be that " , and some laughed before our teacher intervened. "Are you mad ? , whats the meaning of that?, are you the one that gave him the name ". If u like don't start writing mumus". And she immediately turned to write. But as she called them mumu the students she was talking to bent down slightly and muttered "mehn see dogding" and there was no way on this planet earth except in mars where I came from that the teacher would everly understand what they did. "Puberty can be defined as the growth from childhood to adulthood which alters the change of the body from less sensitive to highly sensitive... and she went on to explain the characteristics of puberty, and that was what excited us most and it brought lots of giggles from us, and that was beginning to irritated our teacher . " why are you people laughing na" . And the class bursted out laughing . She chuckled and said chai! this children has spoilt o. "okay you opening your teeth , give me one characteristics of puberty , whats that your name sef". " chima!" the class helped her. "ehn chima tell us one". Chima stood still grinning , and he said "em...em... bigging of the breast and penis and penis" and the teacher threw him the chalk while the class laughed. But Emma Obi was busy whispering but never knew he loud rather " sweetness of toto and enlargement of yansh in girls", which intensified the laughter. And that made him surprise because he believe he actually whispered. "idiot, was that was i said and she hissed spoilt child". "All these cable and akwaebulu boys eh, you are very very useless" and she gave the note to our prefect Augustine to cope and then she walked out of the class.

Aunty chumzy, abeg no vex i was ghostmode reading ( if that word if exists) buh my Biafralist conscience declared on my heart , mind nd soul to comment today and I must say why say You . Are . Breathtaking Aunty. Kai!. But come o , why has... infact this is sole reasoning why Nigeria ( i for no be this country citizen o , chai! If only Angel Azubuike help to God as i asked him to) has not refused to move forward just because they ve vehemently refuse to see good things and wait o where are all these our Loiloiwood film story writers like ugezu j ugezu , em sylvester maduabuchi , Uche Jumbo , funke Akindele , em em em wats this guy name that always writes 'suspense' movie *thinkin* yes!! Teco benson.

Noted bro thanks.

Thank you all for using ur silence as a means of tellin me that what are doing is not good by not commenting all doing anything weather positive or otherwise...Thank you very much... and i think i will abandon these and read other writers amazing work like uncle the blessed... Aunty chumzy... Chipapi etc instead wasting my time here (buh i might still post sha). As for those that commented thank you.

'I know am na my g for na, chai! Nna na wa o'. Emma said. 'Buh Chima u suppose knw dis guy na' yes u know am'. 'know who? me?. Chima said obviously not wanting anything thing to do with a dead person.'Abeg i no know am o'. 'which one be say you no know am you don forget that guy wey dey play two wella for Ahabam (name of a primary school in Asaba near mami market, adjacent to saint peter Anglican church) na ?'. Emma tried explaining. 'I no fit rememberam o' 'ehn!, that guy wey sabi play shot eh'...'Wey wipe u shot for prick na wey say make we go buy extra egg incase if doctor check e come be say one of them don burst.' We laughed as he said that. 'ohkay na d guy?' 'k o no be the guy, muumu'. Emma said mockingly. 'Nna na wa o, the way pple take dey die days eh, even for my villages sef' 'na so e be for everybody own, die die everywhere' .Abubakar Haruna supported. 'Which village be that sef'. Another guy named Emma but his surname is Anyika asked. 'Ogwashi ukwu o'. I said and they started shouting 'JESUS EH!!!' onye oshi ewu'! No wonder all the goat for Asaba they miss one by one cos their nemesis they town' chai!! Eya!!. That was chima "ehn if for say. I. For. Say so na u' and he laughed harder with others joining him in the annoying laughter ' hope say una no get goats for una hauz o' he asked the rest of and they chorused' NO WE DEY MAD' and continued with their laughter.

Chumzypinky:

thats just the problem. I love Gabriella but not Gabriel. Sounds archaic, true talk.

Aunty chumzy forget this english wey u dey speak u dey form literature student , archaic archaic.These archaism wey u talk so na naim william Ikechukwu shakespare take b hu im b 2dae o, give d pikin Gabriel and d gal Gabriella abi u no wnt ansa mama Gab or mama agege atleast mama egima is now also an archaism and a cliche at d same time. So its time 4 a new dawn.so#mama agege or mama gab# lolz.

After the whole english speaking, principal shouted. "prefects!. "sir!! .They answered. 'bring the slaughter table here.I am goin to give you just thirty strokes of cane because am in a good mood (then tell hw e wan b if this kind cum dey vex) .The table was brought to the assembly ground and the boy was asked to lie down pull his knicker and dirty boxers was out for an unpleasant view and principal was doing body on him like a panelbeater and the boy cried loudly for Africa. As we all marched inside our various class d soon the class became rowdy, student arranging and opening their lockers and chairs, some talking about football which i paid great attention to that i even went and sat with them till when one boy called Abubakar intruded with "Emma shey u knw ekene na...that ftb guy... Red sea don bust am o". "Na lie. Emma said trying to know the genuinty of the story. "Me na? Oya dey make pant dey wear you na. "Jesus! "Emma u know the guy.Chima asked.

Chumzypinky:

i dont really like the sound of Fidelis....sounds local so thats a no no no

hahahaha my sister i no blame u o make them no go begin call your son fide nd ur daughter nwanne fide...sounds funny o...for instance u are not around and they wnt 2 ask afta u they will b lyk"bia fide ke mma gi?.NO OFFENSE PLZ.

Chumzypinky:

i dont really like the sound of Fidelis....sounds local so thats a no no no

hahahaha my sister i no blame u o make them no go begin call your son fide nd ur daughter nwanne fide...for instance u are not around and they wnt 2 ask afta u they will b lyk"bia fide ke mma gi?.NO OFFENSE PLZ.

I have never name a child being a father buh 'how about Dominion for the gurl and Destiny or Divine for the boy buh nevertheless Gabriel and Gabriella is awesome, I mean it's top notch.

So na fucking u cum hear cum rite abi una think oda no dey Bleep?we b fuckers 4 life and auxillary(pussy) and engine(dick) greasers.

My broda ,keep grease the pussies, pussy greaser. Buh blessed o these piple don't hnw dat is help u r helping all these gurls in this story o, is just dat God has created u to b these helpful merciful and kind at once.If its me i would have stop all these greasin 4 free, no no no just i magine me using my julius berger made pole assigned by the most high and grease for FREE iro o.Carry on bro we dey ur back.

"and then he started refering to me saying hazard wey u dey yab go fit buy ur u buy ur generation and the coming once that he... "eeeiiy i hear am, i hear am,and everybody laughed. Chaii! Ooom! Which kind yab wickedness b dis na, prefect why u go talk like this na, even young john no wicked reach like this o i swear, which brought another round of laughter from the students.It required the principld to tell us all kneel down(i dey talk "all" like say na only me be wan kneel down before) before everywhere became quiet.

"and then he started refering to me saying hazard wey u dey yab go fit buy ur u buy ur generation and the coming once that he... "eeeiiy i hear am, i hear am,and everybody laughed. Chaii! Ooom! Which kind yab wickedness b dis na, prefect why u go talk like this na, even young john no wicked reach like this o i swear, which brought another round of laughter from the students.It required the principld to tell us all kneel down(i dey talk "all" like say na only me be wan kneel down before) before everywhere became quiet.

***Next Day*** As early as 'what says the time' am in school 'cos eh if u see way these teachers were wiping the late comer the first day i came eh and my dad said "are u seeing what they are doing to those boys the wiping ?" 'eh i muttered. 'Thats another kind of breakfast u will be eating if u come before 'eight o' clock ,so beware!.He warned During assembly that early mornin, our principal (abi principle i no knw the wan wey e b again cos me surprise if d 'pal' wey dey d front is pronounced as ple dat means pal dat is friend go dey pronounce as 'ple' na abi no b so? Na ask i ask o) was fuming because our assembly prefect was beaten like a kid, and the culprit was called out ,men the guy was huge, no wonder the people that analysed the fight say he beat the prefect just like the way mayweather will beat paw paw any time they meet.Trust student na with analysis and demonstrations. "so u are the idiot that flexed ur muscles on ur fellow student, a prefect at that, hmmm, as much as i will not put ur words into considerations, i will like to ur own side of the story".Mr ikwuelu, our principle said. 'um...um...i...i...it...it was yesterday when we were in the class argueing about a weekend match that was played on saturday'.And I was wondering why someone like this will just decide to be disgracing himself all in the name of arguement.

AlamienDagash:
Wow
sec sch rocks!
im lovin the story
buh bro truth to be told, yhu need to work on your grammer, yhu shud be puting paragraph Etc

Thank you so much my bro, i was only do all that to economize space type fast and make the story lengthy atleast.And am typin with a Nokia 2690 phone buh thanks 4 ur observations sha God bless and i will try to change.

swiz123:
feeling the vibe bro!.it's been long I left sec school,although it was fun and interesting,i can't really remember everything that happened then.Good to know that someone does and can put it into writing.I'm really curious to know where ur story is heading to

Thanks bro if u are the only one commenting am very ok with that