Na wa o...
People still dey do Ponzi scheme?

My dad.
12 years but it feels like yesterday everytime.

lol.

O.P is jealous.

This is fake news na.

stormborn28:
the thing dey sweet girls walahi.

We have something in common innit?

You're a Stormborn...
I'm a Stark.

Happens to me sometimes.

goodlistener:


Are you white?

Modified:

Cut the toe off before NCDC locate u, I don talk ma own.

Lol.
Nairaland

Someone will kill a snake and some people will come here to say, "It's harmless, you shouldn't have killed it".

So if you see snake, you go first begin dey check whether e dey harmless or not...
Mtsheew.

Chai.

Damn.
40??

God continue to protect these health workers.

This town is actually pretty.

Na people spoil am.

Abso1uteZero:

How people dey eat bole without sauce still dey baffle me till today.

Lagosians need upgrade

I swear down..

This was the biggest cultural shock I had when I newly got here.

Imagine eating bole with groundnut...
Wtf does that?

OP why nau?

Some of us only came here for the picture.

Why did you blur it?

Stay away from Porn.

He should go and meet Pastor Indaboski.
The lion. Dude cures "sucrutum"

You don't generalize about stuff like this.

It's an individual thing.

Some people do it. Some don't.
Simple.

JBoy9:


My dear you won't understand. I'm in PH. Been forcing myself to stay happy all day. Check my posts, it's all an effort to avoid depression cuz d lockdown has done me gbas-gbos. With this new development? Then it's over. Wike will be wicked with his decision

He didn't lock down everywhere in PH.
Just places that disobeyedbthe previous Lockdown nau, ba?

Me that was wishing I had traveled back to PH earlier sef.

LeRabbite:
Mahn, I have tales for days. Damn. Abakaliki, I will never forget you.




You have too much make up on your face.

Thank God you called it, "My face".
Mind yours.

May his soul RIP.

50 die here, 2,000 die there...

All this statistics na human beings o.

Schmucks!

JBoy9:
Jeeeeeeesu!!! Wike is definitely locking down Rivers State indefinitely..... Meanwhile the only food left in my house is food for thought

Hahahhahahahahahah.


Jesus you just killed me.

See how all of them are writing long epistles.

Meaningful topic now, na only one line contribution person go dey see.

May his soul RIP

The poor landlord must have had enough.

I'm guessing CoronaVirus will also suspend it's spread, until the State gets new test kits.

I don't remember my first kiss.
Bit I remember my first REAL kiss.

Didn't move for a few mins after it...
And I kept smiling like a fuuu

mabea:
Nkanu I'd kinda funny and Sweet just like ngwa dialect too

Nah...
Ngwa no deep like this.

I speak Ngwa a bit.

Damn.

This igbo tie wrapper.

I got most of it tho...
But, damn. This one sweet pass Anambra dialect.
And to think people argue that Anambra is "oral igbo"

kendrick93:
COVID-19 ain't a death sentence..
Meanwhile i just had this for lunch..
Man can't come and kill himself

Exactly the same thing I ate.

Biting my fingernails

1. 0.05
2. 5minutes

Dunno the last one.