NairalandCS:
This is so Apt!
Reading this made me want to give love another chance but no, never again.

story time, tell us what happened? why won't you love again? who break ur heart?

DollarAngel:
Am still looking out for the tractor, cos all I see is an open roof KEKR NAPEPE

were the one you construct

Hoii:
Lol.
He has a lot of explaining to do to his wife

Serious explanation, but his girlfriend will be happy sha

18 MARCH 2017 • 12:51PM

Ghanaian footballer Mohammed Anas made a hilarious blunder in what is being called 'the greatest man of the match speech of all time.'

Anas earned the award after putting in a stellar performance for his Free State Stars team in their 2-2 draw with Ajax Cape Town on Friday evening.

After bagging the man of the match award with a standout two-goal display, Anas began his obligatory post-match interview with a revealing slip of the tongue.



“Firstly I appreciate my fans,” he began. “(And) my wife and my girlfriend.”

Anas stumbled for a second before realising his blunder, quickly clarifying he intended to thank his wife.

“I’m so sorry, my wife!” he exclaimed. “I love you so much from my heart.”

"Thanks for supporting me there is more to come," he stuttered before the interview came to an end.

What can i say?



I've never meet a 'yahoo-boy' as they are called before, but i know there are really tainting Nigeria Image to the world.

There is this forum i visit sometimes and there is this ongoing joke about Nigrrians. When you tell someone you are a Nigerian, they'll ask if you are "a prince"? or "thier cousin"?... Its crazy how the world sees all Nigerians as scammers while most of us had never ever cheated someone or even lied on the internet SMH...

Noted.



Lol at 'lust of the eye

Thats cool.

Who still goes to Hills and valleys?

Nogodye:



all na first aid treatment

No be lie

Nogodye:




Three Crown! no go area too...na salt and spoon we go use

.

Ahn ahn, Egbon why you wan add salt ontop injury na? E no pure o

Nogodye:


Bro PEAK MILK don cost ooo...E no go see

Make dem manage Three crown be that?

Someone should give the shiit member a can of peak milk. We are stuck in this together.

Ok



He should do whatever suites him. I know the hardworking Nigerians don't really give a furrk.

They should announce their registration already so our younger ones can have a rest of mind.

No course for Alarm. GMB had given the presidency Mantle to Osibanjo to continue with his good work while he rests.

That special 6th leader.

In trumps voice "That's some HUGE deal right there".

Ok

Edwinmason:
shebi dem say he came back 4:00 am 2day....? but that video no look like early mor mor......abi kaduna get different time zone

Its DailyThrust and a couple of news papers that broad casted that information. Its not the Presidency.

Watch bloggers twist and turn this Buharis arrival into bits of headlines.

Translation please?.

I didn't understand what the Op is trying to say.

Edwinmason:
buhari came back...nta,channel and other news body nor carry am...even the president wife is nowhere to be found....all we see is pinshure they wil upload a picshure of hearty looking buhari the next minute they upload anoda pic of a frail and sick buhari.....

Bros, dint you watch his entrance on the other thread presently on the front page of Nairaland?

Baba, welcome back!

Waoh

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We’ve all heard the saying, “Dress to Impress,” but how much merit do we give the motto?

You might think that it’s no big deal to wear bathroom slippers to class or your boxers to the provision store, but what happens when you need to ask your teachers for letters of recommendation or you run into a future employer in the ATM queue?

We would all like to believe that appearance doesn’t matter and that others won’t judge us for the way that we look, but it does matter and others do judge.

The goal should always be to look our best. Looking more polished will actually boost your confidence and make you happier. Not to mention, if you look put together, others will associate your composure on the outside with your internal composure, which will really help you obtain that letter or score a job interview.

Here are some key steps to help you look and feel more put together

First, before we get into the apparel, it’s important to take care of your health and hygiene – staying active and clean are the simplest steps you can take to make the biggest impact on the way that you feel.

Now, it’s important to dress for our body types – some styles aren’t meant for everyone. It’s equally important to know your actual sizing – anything too big and you can look sloppy, anything too small is too revealing.

Finally, it’s imperative to dress appropriately for the occasion. Would you wear swimming shorts to a Black Tie event? Would you wear jeans to bed? Would you wear a ripped jeans to an interview?

Hey boy, watch the shiits you upload online

odysey:


Appoints or Permit

they're very different

Because I'd like to meet the GOD that appointed all the Current Nigerian leaders especially the CBN leaders

Appoint.

Even bros T, don tire for this kind wahala

Splendid.


More pics, pls?