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Health / Re: I Visited The Morgue Unprepared by JuanXXx: 1:13am On Mar 13
poseidon12:


Why would you want to go there with camera? I hope they seize that camera. How would you feel if somebody takes camera to the Morgue to film a close relative of yours?


lol. Not going to point it at anybody but rather empty space maybe, just maybe the camera would be able to capture something unexpected and it's going to be for my personal consumption to just satisfy some curiosity and nothing more.... you wouldn't expect spirits to lie down same way with the body....
Health / Re: I Visited The Morgue Unprepared by JuanXXx: 12:42am On Mar 13
reciprokal:
from your language, it's obvious you're a lost low breed. Then from your choice of words, you're a fool A baseleslly ignorant and arrogan idiot

"you allowed him to lead"


Are you in a position to do otherwise? You wan first the mortuary attendant enter before?

Then you described the stench of the corpse including that of your friend? That's so disrespectful.

Just because you're gunning for attention here and want us to see how you're pretending to write like one unfortunate ghetto drugged up African American illiterate.

disrespectful attention-seeking, wannabe ghetto twerp.

Lost fool


Lol, just found out that I made a lot of mistakes while writing this and I was unable to cross check for error(s). ( guess I was too engrossed on this clout chasing thing, but trust me that's not the case).

Anyways, I'm sorry if my experience and write infuriated you, that wasn't the intention. The point is not to ridicule or disrespect the dead.

Once again, I'm sorry. I tried to delete or modify the post but seems one can't edit article on front page already.

Here are few things to note though:

1. The Local morgue in Nigeria filled with unpleasant smells.

2. You don't have any reason to abuse me.

3. The whole point of this is to show how equal we all at the end of the day.

4. Unfortunately, the thread couldn't deliver the purpose it was intended for (no thanks to my disjointed and grammatical riddle article)

This having being said, have a nice day.

Nb: i had to drink before going there, as that's part of what gave me morale to and wrote this thread some minutes after the experience....

It seems someone close to you died recently or something..... I can feel your pain.
Health / Re: I Visited The Morgue Unprepared by JuanXXx: 8:46pm On Mar 08
Somehow, I know spirit are real and the African voodoo and shi. So i'm planning to go there again but this time around be prepared and all that.

While I'd love any suggestions on how to overcome the stench. I want to spend more time there, I have got some question to ask her. Might go there with a camera maybe I'd capture anything unusual.

So medical practitioners, how does it feels when your patient self delete of any cause.

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Health / I Visited The Morgue Unprepared by JuanXXx: 8:34pm On Mar 08
So someone close to me died and her body was deposited at the morgue and luckily for me, the place is just a few step from my friends place ( I often sleep there).

Got there, I meet the attendant and it was only one guy on duty. I was sho, only you dey manage all dead body here, na boss you be oo.

I was leading the way and he told me to wait outside while he enter first and signal for me to come later.
I sha allow him to lead and wait at the reception with my friend( baba dey fear give excuse).

Few minute, he told me to come and I obliged. Omo corps was littered everywhere. Normal local morgue oo. Formalin was used to persevere all of them and they are all of different size and shape. I knew I was going there to see some cadavers, but when I got there, a different reality was dawn on me. If is should count they should be more than 400. He showed me her body and I told him okay let's go. I spent less than 2 minutes, not because I was afraid but the stench be killing me.
After that incidence, I see life from different perspectives. Like, at the end of the day we all equal. Omo, there is no class or status there. Everyone is equal, naked and laying next each other...

Just try to enjoy life while you are alive, try all your possible best to be happy with/without drug. Spread the happiness, if na joint share am and food or update.

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Politics / Re: Leaked SGF ₦1bn Memo: Tinubu Presidency Is A Cesspit Of Corruption - PDP by JuanXXx: 1:17pm On Feb 10
It takes a devil incarnated candidate to make buhari's era a wishful thinking for Nigerian.


I wish I had a chance

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Education / Re: Master’s Degree Holder: Why I Opted For Scavenging by JuanXXx: 5:53pm On Apr 19, 2021
Fuckeveryday2:
That guy spamming Nairaland with

Nigerian girls are useless, all of them


Should rather say something meaningful like..


Nigerian politicians are useless, all of them

Yes you are right, I'm going to take that up!


Nigerian politicians are useless, all of them
Crime / Re: Cultists Kill 2 People At A Bar In Ifite Awka, Anambra (Graphic Picture) by JuanXXx: 8:08am On Apr 19, 2021
Good riddance to nonsense and rubbish.


There's is this idiot preaching this bullshit to me as if it was something that worth it.

If you offend me, I either deal with you singlehandedly, involved the police force or let you be. I'm not that dumb

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Celebrities / Re: There’s No Broke Person That Is Happy — Singer Praiz by JuanXXx: 10:09am On Apr 18, 2021
You are right, I don't know about others.
Pets / Re: Which Animal Or Insect Are You Scared Of The Most by JuanXXx: 1:24pm On Apr 17, 2021
i dont discriminate, i eat them all.
Culture / Re: How many languages are in your state? by JuanXXx: 12:36pm On Apr 17, 2021
my local government has more dialect that the example you made.

ps: I'm from Ondo State
Health / $$1k Amazon Gift Card For Sale: sold. by JuanXXx: 4:48pm On Apr 14, 2021
Come in with your offer. Let's see what you have got
Family / Re: So I Have Been Thinking Of This Lately. by JuanXXx: 11:09pm On Apr 11, 2021
Jashub:
Young man, it's best you swallow your pride and return home. Running an Msc without financial support will just cripple you academically and physically. And if you think you can rough it out on your own, then you're greatly mistaken.

Nope, I'm not going back bro/sir. I can afford that. The fact that I said I'm broke doesn't mean I can't afford one million naira now and still be comfortable but i just feel I'm still poor even with 10m in my account
Pets / Re: Dog Expert Please I Need U by JuanXXx: 11:03pm On Apr 11, 2021
Ekuka
Family / So I Have Been Thinking Of This Lately. by JuanXXx: 10:59pm On Apr 11, 2021
Well I have to delete this
Nairaland / General / Re: Two Things You Can Never Engage In? by JuanXXx: 3:43pm On Apr 11, 2021
money ritual and arm robbery

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Politics / Re: Ethiopia’s Meseret Dinke Wins Female Category Of 2021 Lagos City Marathon by JuanXXx: 9:58am On Apr 10, 2021
Marathon for the foreigners
Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Did A Permanent Pointed Nose Surgery (Photos, Video) by JuanXXx: 12:44pm On Apr 09, 2021
Life is not just fair
Education / Re: Are You Wondering About Your IQ? 5 Signs You Are More Intelligent Than You Think by JuanXXx: 11:20am On Apr 09, 2021
if I was I wouldn't be here looking for validation here and there. enough of the bullshit

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Business / Re: Dangote, Flour Mills Petition FG, Oppose New Sugar Refinery by BUA by JuanXXx: 9:40am On Apr 09, 2021
this man is too evil for my liken but anyways, I like evil money sha
Romance / Re: Do You Still Open Car For Your Wife? by JuanXXx: 7:58am On Apr 09, 2021
Supreme01:

What if when the side door is bad...hahahaha
you fix it
Romance / Re: Do You Still Open Car For Your Wife? by JuanXXx: 2:09am On Apr 09, 2021
a gentle man always open car for woman in two occasions; when he bought a new car or on a first date. any other thing is an act of Simp

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Crime / Re: Lady Killed By A Tree During Heavy Rainfall In Sapele (photos) by JuanXXx: 1:20am On Apr 08, 2021
Wahala be like mtn, na everywhere You go.

Rip, may we never to unfortunate
Religion / Re: Reasons Why More Christian Die Of Alcohol Abuse Than Muslim by JuanXXx: 7:55am On Apr 07, 2021
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Religion / Re: Reasons Why More Christian Die Of Alcohol Abuse Than Muslim by JuanXXx: 7:55am On Apr 07, 2021
90%, 5% where did you get those stats from? Another pathetic pedophile cunt on the loose.
anyways, tell your brother to stop sniffing toilet too.
Politics / Re: Suleiman Aliyu Lere Is Dead (Pictures) by JuanXXx: 2:11pm On Apr 06, 2021
Well nobody is getting out of this life alive.

It's has been given to all man to die but once........

Politics in Nigeria is....... Well, maybe I have been listening too much to stuff I shouldn't have listen to in the first place
Politics / Re: 'Buhari Must Go Protesters' Flogged In Kogi For Defacing Public Assets (Video) by JuanXXx: 9:52pm On Apr 05, 2021
wahala be like beans, you go drink water tire

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Autos / Urgently Needed: Toyota Corolla For Hire Purchase In Abuja by JuanXXx: 9:51pm On Apr 05, 2021
As job no gree come, I have decided to embrace Bolt but my only problem is that I can only manege to raise about 500k and nothing more.

so if you have Toyota Corolla in good shape and sound health in Abuja, pls don't hesitate to help a dying soul.


Thank you.

oga lalasticlala, help my ministry. push this to front page please
Family / Re: Well, I Was Sexually Molested By Bro And Sis At Young Age. by JuanXXx: 12:21pm On Apr 04, 2021
Maybe I should just let everything out and mention names. At least I have got nothing to loose but......... Life is just bleeped. I shouldn't messed y'all up.
Family / Well, I Was Sexually Molested By Bro And Sis At Young Age. by JuanXXx: 12:16pm On Apr 04, 2021
That's it. I have been looking for a way to tell the world, I guess i can only tell it to their face when I get barz but I don't need that ceremony to let y'all know the danger of living in crowded house like family house.

See, my sister did it in many occasions and bro only try it once. I'm not so serious about life, You can tell by numbers of accounts I have on nairaland. Still jobless and life still sucks but do I really care?

After those experiences with sis and bro, couple with the fact that I grew up in a family house and all that, I started having nightmare and I became more introverted. Poverty is a thing but I'm not prepared for this shit.

You know the kind of nightmares that scared the shit out of you. Life slipped away in a second. Went to churches pray and that's seems not to work then I walked away. I haven't find solutions yet. Sis you fụcked up but bro, I just want to know your intention. I can't still figure it out even after many years. You are not the only dumb ass hole out there but you chooses to fụck me up. Bro, thunder fire you.

Don't ask about parent. They don't know, my little dark secret.

I pray no one know me........

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