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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Hair Is Always Smelling Even Though I Give Her Money For Her by juizzyemmanuel(f): 4:41pm On Mar 13, 2016
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cnt stp lafin
Romance / Looking For A Responsible Guy To Marry by juizzyemmanuel(f): 5:04pm On Dec 16, 2015
am looking for a responsible guy to marry, someone strong enough to hold his s*xual urge like this guy

Romance / Re: Guys, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off In A Lady? by juizzyemmanuel(f): 9:37pm On Dec 11, 2015
[quote author=anonym0us post=40908655] grin *grab mic from wkkwl* this is a counter thread of >> https://www.nairaland.com/2793093/ladies-what-turn-turn-offs >> so guys over to you ...

vanity upon vanity, end time post

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Some Guys Dump Ladies After Sleeping With Them by juizzyemmanuel(f): 8:18pm On Dec 08, 2015
how i jst wish all gals cn be lyk me...i swear guys go suffer, cn u imagin "REASON Y GUYS DUMPS GAL AFTER USING THEM" kai! seriously i thnk we gals gat some serious talking to do. we all thnks to ma mum
Romance / Re: My Woman My Everything Pic by juizzyemmanuel(f): 11:24am On Nov 23, 2015
fajani:
seems u were closing ur eyes while opening this thread
well i guess not course my eyes were quiet open or may be i was expecting something more..................well (comment reserved)
Romance / Re: My Woman My Everything Pic by juizzyemmanuel(f): 9:37pm On Nov 22, 2015
eww i no dy even c pesin
Romance / Re: Sh0cking Effective Lies Women Tell When They Seriously Want S Ex (photos) by juizzyemmanuel(f): 11:04am On Nov 18, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
hmmm. I did sth sinful and wrong?
may be you should meditate and ask your self that question
Romance / Re: Sh0cking Effective Lies Women Tell When They Seriously Want S Ex (photos) by juizzyemmanuel(f): 10:19am On Nov 18, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
undecided damn! That girl is hawt!
its nt to late to REPENT u knw

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Romance / Re: Sh0cking Effective Lies Women Tell When They Seriously Want S Ex (photos) by juizzyemmanuel(f): 10:17am On Nov 18, 2015
FP? whats FP?
Romance / Re: I Have A Crush On My Younger Sister by juizzyemmanuel(f): 6:44pm On Oct 27, 2015
jonaifame22:
Now lemme come out clean, I have a crush on my sister, she's beautiful, well shaped,neat, God fearing and she cares abt me,she calls me often on phone when I've not returned earlier than usual,she gives a peck most times when I'm all dressed and abt goin out and she'll say u look so good ur body fits that cloth u're wearing, she gives me of her food most times even when it's obvious she'll not get filled wth the little in her plate,she comments on my body, we neva get in2 fights,she gave me a card on val's day.
One day she hugged me so passionately I had an e*rection, I had to hide it from her of which I'm guessing she was aware of, sometimes she dresses up in my presence and many lusty thoughts go through my mind,she"s always jealous when she comes around and see my bae fasten her self to me like an anaconda, sometimes she wants to sleep on the same bed wth me,she saved my name on her phone as hearthrob,
We've kissed twice last year and I swore to myself that it'll neva happen again, when she sees me coming from afar she stops talking to whomever male folk she was speaking wth, sometimes I get jealous, but when I remember she's my younger sister, I just shrug it off, hmmmmmmmmm, na wa o, I didn't bargain for all these. Lawd! Help us both!
Romance / Re: Total Abstinence... Major Risk Or Not? by juizzyemmanuel(f): 9:10am On Oct 07, 2015
Oliviaarims:

How does that answer d question?
when u're deeply in luv wit a gal, ur brain won't even have the chance to thnk of any three letter words that start wit an "S" not to talk more of ending wit an "X"..... well frm the luk of things, it seems to me that u're still a boy, so don't worry wen u're old enough you will understand wat saying
Romance / Re: Total Abstinence... Major Risk Or Not? by juizzyemmanuel(f): 8:39pm On Oct 06, 2015
Oliviaarims:
I don't know if a thread's been created on this before now..I never came across any,but I've been wondering,is abstinence really ultimate? I'm very conversant with all d benefits that come with abstinence, but there's one very big clause... What if after abstaining so long nd waiting 4 the wedding night to consummate marriage,u discover that ur partner's hopeless in bed? Would the other partner be able to put up with it? Or is sex in marriage not so much of a basic need?...I need opinions,pls..bcoz in my thinking there's no way to guarantee that sex in marriage will be fulfilling having never had d experience with that particular partner prior marriage....
So if I'm right,don't u think total abstinence is a risk?
N.B: Nobody should judge me based on this..I simply want to know other ppl's say on this issue.













#Philosoher Quëën#
then you don't love her
Romance / Re: Only True Ladies Follow These Rules...photo!! by juizzyemmanuel(f): 12:22pm On Sep 30, 2015
AfroKnight:

You'd better adhere to the rules angry let me add one more

* If you think he's cheating, please let him explain cos that mystery girl might just be his cousin or long lost half-sister grin or a simple innocent friend.
sharp guys cn make up dat story u knw

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Romance / Re: 16 Lessons I Learnt From Losing My Virginity by juizzyemmanuel(f): 8:39am On Sep 20, 2015
Romance / Re: How To Make Forming Pretty Girls Crazily Fall In Love With You. by juizzyemmanuel(f): 12:32am On Sep 02, 2015
Spencer63:
I just wished I had seen this post before I approached my crush last week and messing up everything....

###sad
haha funny u
Romance / Re: How To Make Forming Pretty Girls Crazily Fall In Love With You. by juizzyemmanuel(f): 12:31am On Sep 02, 2015
tombravo:

op...you see? seems silly. i feel bashed... disgraced embarassed
oh! well am sorry
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Some Of Girls Dont Have Shame? by juizzyemmanuel(f): 8:42pm On Aug 31, 2015
bebene:

not only looking,she continue looking until i look away, haba ! as a good girl she should be the one to look away not me
Oh please! Nt in this our presence world haba girls don shine eyes nau
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Some Of Girls Dont Have Shame? by juizzyemmanuel(f): 8:38pm On Aug 31, 2015
ladyF:
Lmao nah real wa!

Should she have covered her eyes or what?
I wonder oooooooh some people just love blabbing what they call nonsense

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Romance / Re: Picture Of An Infant Adult(a Must See Picture) by juizzyemmanuel(f): 8:32pm On Aug 31, 2015
missmary:
its most definitely a disorder.. Excess of the hormones
yeah right 'oestrogen'
Romance / Re: Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by juizzyemmanuel(f): 8:00pm On Aug 31, 2015
yea rite bt after dat just get ready for some lousy nine month wahala
Romance / Re: Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by juizzyemmanuel(f): 7:56pm On Aug 31, 2015
[quote author=alexistaiwo post=37528936]With that in mind, here are 17 things to do to your girl while she’s sleeping.
• Rifle through her underwear drawer, taking great care to make sure each one of her sexy items is pristinely folded and organized.
• Gently caress her along her hourglass figure ever-so slightly to ensure she is adequately tucked-in as she slumbers.
• Pound the breasts of the chicken with a meat tenderizer to prepare them for tomorrow night's dinner
• Press firmly on her alarm clock until it is set properly in case she has an early engagement early the following morning.
• Rub her rock-hard muscles until she can’t take it any longer and all her tension is released.
• Put your finger deep inside her sink drain and remove anything that may be clogging it.
• Vigorously lick her fancy stamps and apply them to her garden party invitations sn’t have to do all the work.
• Finger her identity thief in open court to alleviate yea rite bt after that , just get ready for some nine month wahala.
Romance / Re: How To Make Forming Pretty Girls Crazily Fall In Love With You. by juizzyemmanuel(f): 7:48pm On Aug 31, 2015
tombravo:
lool. get away jhor. you've forgotten that bedroom chats make me dream of you.
hehe. i didnt try
oh! silly
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie's Cleavage At Her Birthday Party In Lagos(photos) by juizzyemmanuel(f): 7:46pm On Aug 31, 2015
chimere66:
Nollywood actress Angela Okorie celebrated her birthday on Saturday August 29,2015 at singer Tuface Idibia-owned Rumor Night club in Festac area of Lagos.

  She dressed to kill to the party,putting her breasts on display during the birthday party held at Rumors Night Club, Festac Lagos.

Source:  http://trezzy2..com/2015/08/nollywood-actress-angela-okorie-shows.html?m=1

well the birthday is kinda cute u knw
Romance / Re: How To Make Forming Pretty Girls Crazily Fall In Love With You. by juizzyemmanuel(f): 2:27pm On Aug 30, 2015
wow! this is vry vry interesting.......well i jst wish am a guy tho....bt anyways we ar all waiting for ur teasin,sacarsms and bedroom chat...lolssssss
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh And Churchill's Traditional Wedding Photos by juizzyemmanuel(f): 10:45am On Aug 30, 2015
Rikidony:
nice wedding attire, but looks like a low key wedding, disapointed
jealosy
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Displays Side-Boob, See the Sexy Shot! - by juizzyemmanuel(f): 10:41am On Aug 30, 2015
which kind language be dis one
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Displays Side-Boob, See the Sexy Shot! - by juizzyemmanuel(f): 10:39am On Aug 30, 2015
abegi no chop her jare, she jst dy talk her own
Food / Re: Some Kitchen Tricks You May Not Know by juizzyemmanuel(f): 10:34am On Aug 30, 2015
lyk duhhhh......
Romance / Re: 16 Things You Should Be Ready To Face If You're A Virgin by juizzyemmanuel(f): 7:32pm On Aug 29, 2015
still typing..............
Family / Re: ‘she Denies Me Sex And My Doctor Says SEX Is Good For My High Blood Pressure’ by juizzyemmanuel(f): 7:04pm On Aug 29, 2015
Lolsssss
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Shines In Red Traditional Attire (photo) by juizzyemmanuel(f): 5:11pm On Aug 28, 2015
well she's not that pretty you know

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