See Mark Zuckerberg's response to a woman who advised her granddaughters to date "Nerds" in school
Facebook user Darlene Loretto commented on one of Zuckerberg's post saying that she had told her granddaughters to date the Nerd in school because he might turn out to be an inventor and below is Facebook CEO's response. Good one Mark!

Still on the Headies Saga, seems many people have put in to this, Here is Another Letter to Olamide Baddo#Eyan Mayweather, over the Surprisingly Action he made at the 2015 Headies.
“You can’t be throwing F-bombs, dropping cups, flinging caps, hurling insults, dropping Mics and flipping the bird on National television! And be claiming the streets! Stop that rubbish.
The “streets” is not a ticket for misbehavior. It’s not an excuse for stupidity. You represent several brands. Several international brands for that matter. And all the Nigerians that are supporting this nonsense in the name of the “streets,” let’s get off that nonsense.
This monopolistic definition of the “streets” is insulting. There are hardworking people on the streets, quiet people on the streets, humble people on the streets, people legitimately working to make things happen on the streets for themselves and others.
You can be from the “streets” and still carry yourself with dignity.
To default this sad behavior to the “streets” is an insult to the hardworking people out there who carry themselves with dignity regardless of the situation. Please let’s stop insulting the “streets” in the name of the “streets!

Only few words pain olamide like that and he went ahead posting what his childish brain has been consiling for long..... Forgeting u juz said shit.... About some personalities in the house..... Even if you werent refering to Don Jazzy. I will still say come and collect the care keys
Written by: Okechukwu Ofili

Give me one reputable gist/entertainment Website that dont have Don jazzy and Olamide saga and i will tell you why

Nollywood controversial actress, Tonto Dikeh is so happy and fulfilled to be married to a Yoruba man, Oladunni Obasanjo Churchill.
Mr. Churchill is the nephew to Olusegun Obasanjo being the son of the former president’s younger brother from Ogun State.

Well, the new bride says she is looking like a Yoruba wife with her new braids. She is rocking
‘Shuku braids’.

''I sure do look like a Yoruba Wify with my Shuku braids,so Comfy''


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Olamide
Don jazzy
Timaya

they all need a hit
Your are free to add urz.... Wuh want beat me?

my opinion

Airforce1 need a hit.... By the way airforce is just a nairaland celebrity

Wande coal has a hit believe it or leave it

In the Nigerian music industry, it’s common knowledge that to stay relevant, an artiste needs to churn out hits intermittently. As our market is a singles driven market, people tend to judge and forget any artiste who hasn’t had a song on everyone’s lips in as long as a year. So every artiste that must stay relevant needs to have at least on monster jam every year. Do this and you can trust that you will be getting your shows and endorsements. If you don’t do this then, I’m sorry.
Now to my hard task of listing 5 Artistes who are desperately in need of a hit.

5. Dammy Krane
Dammy krane is an artist who for the most part of his career he has been almost there. Everyone recognizes that he has talent but that’s pretty much it. He just seems that there’s something stopping him from being A-list. He has so many great songs but none of them has really hit the spot. Amin did quite well but as I said it didn’t hit that spot. Dammy Krane desperately needs a hit, not just a hit but a club hit, otherwise he can get ready to kiss his spot goodbye

4. 9ice
Definitely the most promising act of our time. Arguably the one of the closest Nigerians to winning a grammy with Gongo Aso and Street Credibility. Unfortunately, he seems to have gone on a downward spiral from there. He has released about 3 or so albums since then and nothing has seems to latch on for the super-talented artiste. He is in desperate need of a hit if he doesn’t want to make the history books his home.

3. Naeto C
Naeto C is another artist that had to make the list. Naeto C is a rapper who if not for Glo adverts we might not know was still an artist. I remember when I first heard Naeto C on ‘You Know My P’, I was like this guy is going to change the dynamics of Nigerian hip-hop. He had that rap style that only southern rappers had, the lokes of Ti and so on. So what happened? He used to be a hit machine. Always bringing a new slang, a new trend and all of a sudden, nothing. Kini Big Deal, 10 over 10, even when we were beginning to forget him, he gave us ‘Tony Montana’. I am however positive that he will be back after hearing his latest album and his feature on Leriq’s album but he needs to hasten his steps as even the Glo adverts will become history if not.

2. Tiwa Savage
Tiwa Savage Bills is the queen of this list. I know many will have their reservations on why she’s on this list but the truth is that since she went on maternity leave, the game has changed. Yemi Alade and Seyi Shay have turned into beasts. They took the opportunity to grab the bull by the horn. So Tiwa needs to come back hard. Come back with a hit, not just a hit, a massive hit otherwise, she’ll need to join the queue she left while she was on top.

1. D’Banj
The Kokomaster himself is number one on this list because his case is most serious. He is undoubtedly the biggest artiste in Nigeria but the fact is he is losing his relevance. That “Wow! That’s D’Banj” is leaving us. What happened to D’Banj who made the monster hit Oliver Twist. No one believes he can match Oliver Twist but he needs to stay relevant. ‘Knocking On My Door’ is a joke compared to his past hits. D’banj needs a hit as soon as possible because if he doesn’t have one soon then he might as well give all the money he uses for videos to charity.
This was hard for me to write but I just have to say the truth as I think it is. So please feel free to share your own views in the comment section below.



abeg lalaclacla

The Baby Jollof singer was widely reported to have joined the baby daddy cliche, some few weeks ago. It was rumoured that Solidstar welcomed a baby from his undisclosed UK lover and he has been basking in the euphoria of a new baby daddy since then.
However, in a recent chat with HipTv, when the Delta State born singer was asked to confirm the speculations about his fatherhood status, he simply pleaded that the focus shouldn't be on his private life but the quality music he chunks out.

"Well, that is my private life. It is not anybody's business. I want my fans to focus more on my music and not my private life. whether i have a baby or not, i don't want my privacy invaded" he said.
It would be recalled that just within 2015, over 10 celebrities have joined the baby daddy club. The likes of Olamide, D'Prince, Davido, Jim Iyke, and lots others.

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Blogging has become a business venture why other still claim they are doing it for fun but atleast at the back of you mind you still want to making something cool from your efforts with this article you wont fall on the loops of failed bloggers

1.POOR OR NO TRAFFIC: you dont expect to make money when nobody comes to your site or when you dont have content that will keep users surfing, you cant just wake up one morning and want to start making money from your Blog without well publising your blog. Even though you have an adsense account and you visitors are poor at the end of the day you endup with litle or no pay from your clicks which is fustrating make you content rich mind captivating publich your blogs/site.. they are many ways to solve this. Indesk your blog/site to google Google which is one of the most used search engines can help you with visitors,advertise in the right market where people you are looking for are to be found etc

2. POOR RESOURCES: have heared and seen many blogger/webmaster complain of fund for their blog/website you see them going with free domain like .Ga .Tk .ml or www.yoursite.host.com then you expect people to take you serious you are not serious you endup givingup, dont mind aunty linda she has been in the game since 2005 and you just started get a good domain and spend on your blog take it as an investment do it because you love doing it that's when you can focus on it

3.YOU DONT HAVE A NICHE: this type of people i label them follow follow from one niche to the other you dnt have what you are base on you have change your site design from one purpolar blog to the other change from one niche to the other, try to be creative do what others havnt done or what you love doing.. entertaining,News,tech although it may start as if is not working out continue, is not an overnight business venture(blogging)

4. You are not rendering services
I have said this time and again; I’ve made more money rendering blog services than I have from ads.
I get paid from what firms would call consultation (I don’t call it that yet) people contact me and ask me to tell them how I do things, I get paid designing blogs, adding some codes to templates, domain registering and setting up, and many other services and these requests come in so frequently that they give me tough time updating my own blog.
If you are not rendering services then you are losing a lot. Create a page on your blog telling your readers services you render and, post on twitter and on your Facebook wall services you can render and you will start getting requests in no time.
It can be anything, you can offer to update blogs for people ( 15 posts at $50 for 5 blogs would give you $250) and that is cool money for a start, and the interesting part is that you can use the same content(if it is an entertainment blog) for your own blog with only little or no changes.
You can do a lot of things, just be creative and see the cash start trickling in. To Your Success.

HerRoyalFlyness:
My dear, na ashawo u dey find. Dnt waste d poor girl's tym

come an chop money for free.... Girls eh

Is he mad or what

i mean the poster below me Op take note

Ftc: child abuse, why is she covering the labs.... Sid.. Take a look

Lol

I asked this girl out she accepted on one condition THAT WE WILL NEVER HAVE SEX ,THAT SHE MADE A VOW TO GOD THAT NO OTHER MAN WILL TAKE HER VIRGINITY EXCEPT HER HUSBAND. I ACCEPTED HER CONDITION AND ALSO GAVE HER MINE THAT I WILL NEVER SPEND A DIME ON HER I ALSO PROMISE PROMISE GOD NEVER TO SPEND A DIME ON A GIRL EXCEPT MY WIFE

SHE START CALLING ME NAMES THAT AM WICKED, AM STINGY THIS AND THAT.... PLS AM I REALY STINGY OR WICKED

It’s important you have first class information on what still works and what don’t has changed regarding mobile data connection and speed.

MTN:This telecom mogul recently partnered with Jumia to delivery “Zero free” internet to its mobile user in other to be able to shop online via its app. Its simply means that their partnership will only you surf jumia site free of charge without any data been deducted from your account. Its available for all mobile platform that supports Jumia app. Once you’ve downloaded Jumia app,send JUMAPP to 131, link via sms will be send to your device.

MTN 1GBfrom third party seller now goes for N900 depending on where you are getting it from. MTN Beta me data plan of2015MB for N2,015hasn’t change and it works on all devices.

MTN 5GB for N70
Those of you asking me if Mtn with simple server is still working, yes it is working perfectly well with the same old procedures and settings.

Etisalat/MTN With TweakwareVPN
Etisalat with Tweakware vpn is currently rocking unlimited…
some of you that belong to my whatsapp group are aware while some of you are not aware but all the same.
How Can I Set up TweakWare VPN With MTN BBLITED Unlimited Plan or Etisalat SocialPak?
==>Subscribe to the daily BBLITE plan of N70 by dialing*216*7#for daily plan OR
==>Subscribe to Etisalat Chat pak with*200*3*3*1*1# #50 or *200*3*3*2*1*1#for the Social pak #100 only.
==>Download and Install tweakware VPN
==>Launch tweakware VPN and tap on the options button located at the top right corner of your screen
==>Select settings from the screen and tap on Bundled Settings
==>After you select the Bundle Settings, another window will appear and then tick Use Bundle Settings and in select bundled settings click etisalat Chat Pack or MTN Bis depending on what you are using.
==>That is all, simply press back and connect it. This Tweakware work better with full speed for both etisalat SocialMe and ChatPak, even with MTN Bis.

Can I use it on my PC?
You need premium account before you can use it on PC. Glo and Airtel has nothing new to offer only that the Glo network is becoming one of the worst network in Nigeria. I don’t know maybe its my location but it’s so terrible; while Airtel NG internet connection is super fast but cannot be compared to SMILE 4G… at the same time, Airtel are bunch of liers telling you thatN1,500Blackberry plan gives you 3GB instead of1.4GB. This is what I call Thievry putting on monkey jacket.
Note:
Those who just bought the Infinix hot2, and you try to get your 1GB for N500 but you got not eligible as a reply, kindly send me a message via the comment box and I’ll tell you what to do.
Any Questions?


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Hey lets discuss how useful was your monthly allowance as a corper.... With that litle money my brother was able to setup something for himself even though it was not big (babbing salon) and atleast he is having 5k weekly than asking our parent

Pls i need answer like mad any university that studies sound engineering or anywhere in nigeria i could learn sound engineering

Zimbabwe’s president Robert Mugabe, Africa’s oldest state leader is also known for some dumbest quotes ever said by an African leader. Read the top 5 of them.
Robert Mugabe is known for his highly controversial quotes.
Photo: AFP
The 91-year-old Zimbabwean leader Robert Mugabe said a lot of remarkable things during his interviews and speeches. Speaking at the United Nations General Assembly on Monday, September 28, he shouted emotionally “ we are not gays!” getting a smattering of laughs along with some polite applause. However, it did not confuse Mugabe and he continued his speech without a whiff of irony.
But this is not the dumbest thing Mugabe told. You can check five most outrageous quotes by Robert Mugabe listed below.

1. Speaking on 2 May 2013 in Harare, Zimbabwe’s capital, Mugabe berated Nelson Mandela, telling that “[Nelson] Mandela has gone a bit too far in doing good to the non-black communities … That’s being too saintly, too good, too much of a saint.”

2. Robert Mugabe also compared himself once to Jesus Christ, saying he is even better than Jesus. “I have died many times – that’s where I have beaten Christ. Christ died once and resurrected once,”Mugabe told when he turned 88.

3. Besides that Zimbabwe’s president also compared himself to Adolf Hitler, adding that Hitler, the most notorious villain in recent history, actually was a very good man. “I am still the Hitler of the time,” Mugabe told, adding that “this Hitler has only one objective: justice for his people, sovereignty for his people, recognition of the independence of his people and their rights over their resources. If that is Hitler, then let me be Hitler tenfold. Ten times, that is what we stand for.”

4. Besides that, Robert Mugabe stated on 20 June 2008 that he is appointed as Zimbabwean president by God. “ Only God who appointed me will remove me ,” he said.

5. Three months ago Robert Mugabe proposed the US president Barack Obama to contract a gay marriage.

What do u say his name is again?......

Owk

Lol..

nothing dont have advantage there is an advantage in being ugly this are mine

1. Guys wont ask you out: unless for some ladies who cant do without being asked out.... (hope you get me?)
2. You can serve your God faithfully: if uv'e notice ugly girls are always seen faithful in the church (i dnt know if there are looking for a husband in that axis)
3. When finally you get married maybe by someone as ugly as you are (maybe) you can be faithful to him



Pls i dnt think this is all add yours lets cheerup the ugly nairalander....

WHERE IS LADY F?

Should NYSC be Scrapped, Compulsory or made Optional to all graduates?
A – scrapped
B – optional
C – complusory
Drop your Comments with good reasons…

Press statement from the presidency
President Muhammadu Buhari will leave Nigeria for New York on Thursday for a series of meetings and interactions with notable world leaders within and on the sidelines of the main events of the 70th Session of the United Nations General Assembly. On the agenda of President Buhari's talks, deliberations and interactions with the United Nations Secretary-General, Mr. Ban Ki Moon, President Barack Obama of the United States, President Francois Hollande of France, Prime Minister David Cameron of Britain,
Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany, President Vladmir Putin of Russia, President Xi Jinping of China, Prime Minister Narenda Modi of India and others will be domestic developmental issues, bilateral relations, the war against terrorism, countering violent extremism, the enhancement of global security, peace-keeping operations, climate change and the adoption of a post 2015 global development agenda. President Buhari who will be accompanied by the Governors of Sokoto, Kaduna and Niger States, the National Security Adviser and the Permanent Secretaries in the Federal Ministries of Foreign Affairs, Defence, Finance, Health, Industry, Trade and Investment, will deliver Nigeria's Statement to the 70th Session of the United Nations General Assembly on Monday, September 28. President Buhari is also scheduled to address the World Leaders Summit on Violent Extremism to which he was personally invited by Mr. Ban Ki Moon during the Secretary-General's recent visit to Nigeria.
Also on the President busy schedule in New York are a meeting of the African Union's Peace and Security Council, a High-Level Roundtable on South-South Cooperation organised by President Xi Jinping of China and the United Nations, and participation in the launching of an updated global health strategy for women and children.
On President Buhari's schedule too are meetings with former President Bill Clinton of the United States, Mr. Bill Gates of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation which is assisting Nigeria in several areas including polio eradication, and former Prime Minister Gordon Brown of Britain, the United Nations Special Envoy on Global Education who is one of the main drivers of the Safe Schools Initiative.
The President will concluded his visit to New York on Tuesday, September 29 and leave the city for Abuja on the same day. Femi Adesina Special Adviser to the President (Media & Publicity) September 22, 2015


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hisgrace090:
Why label akpabio as fraud after all I heard that he did in transforming akwaibom state? If he can be called such names who is free.

my brother i wonder oh... Go to akwa ibom and see what that man did some fools who dnt knw anything are here critisizing..... I wonder who is free not even buhari yuh shout Hossana! Hossana!! Hossana!!!

Police said Ahmed Mohammed was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb to school
Teachers of MacArthur High School raised the alrm after a clock created by Ahmed Mohammed beeped during the lesson. They immediately alerted the police about the unusual device and in the blink of an eye the boy was handcuffed, taken to a juvenile detention center and suspended from school.
Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It’s what makes America great.
Obama said
During interrogation the boy have repeatedly told teachers and the police that the device was in fact a harmless self-made clock but no one believed him. Mohamed Elhassan Mohamed, Ahmed’s father, believes the suspicion surrounding his son is the result of Islamaphobia.
Assumptions and fear don’t keep us safe—they hold us back. Ahmed, stay curious and keep building.
“He just wants to invent good things for mankind, but because his name is Mohamed and because of September 11, I think my son got mistreated,”he said. Since his arrest became public the the online community decided to support inventive boy and his family by creating #IStandWithAhmed hashtag that was tweeted nearly 600,000 times by Wednesday afternoon.
Soon President Barack Obama invited Ahmed Mohamed to the White House to show off his invention. Besides, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has invited Ahmed Mohamed to the company, praising him for creativity.
14 year old engineer. Not a thread




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Really confuse have been wondering all along












recoment this for frontpage

He shared the photo and caption it Billonairebaby she's begining to look like him



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He shared the photo an caption it Billonairebaby she's begining to look like him