Ben Murray Bruce speaks:
"When electricity improved in June it wasn't Jonathan's fault but when there's fuel scarcity in December it's his fault"
He is not done yet. Hear the senator as he continues:
I read all the stories about me not smiling in photos, but how can I be smiling when my people sleep in fuel stations and a dollar is ₦270?
How ridiculous! Are we going to be told Jonathan is responsible for harmattan and my neighbor's wife's miscarriage?

If d moni wasn't given 2 in fifty & twenty naira denominations 2 make it obvious she has jst withdrawn, den someone who knew must have set her up.

Etheeeooot! U for talk say U nor do pass 1 round nah.

We are winning the war(in PMB's handwriting). Cuz the voice don dey faint.

Those Jobs weren't just meant 4 U. Keep praying, Stay strong and have faith. U'll get even better choices than those two.

A black man indeed with so much influence. But he has no influence on Africans suffering racist abuse back there in Britain.
His influence is good for him. Don't forget whenever a white leaders like a black man so much, it means you are 100 subjected under their authority. Ode ni won like.

Wishing him a wonderful time out with his fellow terrorists.

Just last week, NA told us they bombed BH's mass gathering. Thank God we are winning the war. *Yinmu*
Body Odour Things. E be like hausa perfume ni.

Its hard to believe. All these happenings in Nigeria sef. Bad news everywhere.

The case of Nigerian politics and corruption fight is tantamount to thieves calling thieves thieves. You only gets to hear some sane truths when a thief gets busted by another thief.
Its a seasonal film. We dont know when its going to end.

Common, this is not breaking news. We already know the results of the election even before the voting was conducted. OP, this is Nigeria.

Visiting victims is what they know how to do best instead of working on how to stop people 4rm becoming victims every now and then. They wont.

UP NEPA!! CongratulationsNigerians!!! PETROL PRICES
DROPPED Petrol is now selling across the country at
N57 per liter on Jumia, konga and OLX petrol stations. I just
bought 50 litres ONLINE now. For more LIES & JOKES....... Send
APC to 419.

Barca, dat demonic team. They 'll make you look as stupid as an idiot.

R.I.P to the dead. I can hardly wait to see the position where Nigeria's crime rate ranks in the world presently.

Icecomrade:
Lolz

During my interview with a commercial bank in 2008, I stated I know how to use Microsoft word and Excel

I prayed they wouldn't ask me to practicalize like some of the candidates that went in before me.

I learnt on the job afterwards. Right now am a guru.

I don't think I have anyone on Nairaland who can challenge me

I will gladly challenge U my brother.

Best way 2 construct d statement is: Boko Haram gets 2bn yearly from their politician sponsors to keep disturbing the peace of Nigerians. If not, where those tattered illiterates wan get money? They don't generate income mhen!

Dem neva rob am. Na till dem break 1 of hin legs b4 he learn.

Never underestimate the power of an Osogbo weed. These are one of those statements we are fond of weighing without considering the fact that that was his first post immediately after taking numerous wraps of an Osogbo Kanaku.

Adele's "Hello" is argubly the best "Hello" ever sang.
Cynthia Morgan 4 there sef, Yemi Alade nor fit better am not to talk of Adele.

Adesiji77:


@bolded: MTN is just N1trillion now...or am I missing something here?

Sorry, I got it mixed up. It was a 5b dollar fine. Approximately 1 trillion in Naira.

MTN-5 trillion
UBA-2 billion
First Bank-1 billion
SKYE Bank-4 billion.
By the time we are done with all these firms, our 2016 budget go complete.
Thank God we finally found another source of income generation apart from oil. The change is here gidi.

All these fleeing they've been talking about, where av they being fleeing to without getting killed? Hope this is not an avenue of spreading tentacles to other regions.

Great move. We are arms folded hoping 4 results.

We know how the story usually goes. See my boys in the grand finale. I wish say NFF fit just allow us (chelsea) borrow these boys till the end of the season on contract basis.

Is there a way NFF can allow us use these children to replace the chelsea team 4 the mean time? NFF biko o b4 water pass back enter snail mouth.

What makes it unbelievable bayii?

No hard feelings. But how is this any of my concern? *eyesrolling*

I was beginning to wonder its been long we saw their names. Are they on break? Then they proved me wrong yet again.

You are still asking whether its magic abi? Ok. KONTINU

Okoro fun ra e.

Harwoyeez:
When u pray for ur nation to FAIL, U have automatically FAILED cos u bear d brunt of a FAILED nation. Pray for d peace of Jerusalem n those that love it shall prosper says the Bible.

Tell 'em.

Great. Can anybody see what am saw?
Sunday- Burantashi came out publicly to tell Nigerians actions this week is going to go a long way in the extinctive mission of BH, further giving "LAFIA DOYE" as the mission code. Even when US was to kill Osama, they didn't publicly announce. Which further shows the man is a clueless idiot.
Monday- BH attack Adamawa, killing 73. N.B 73 isn't a round figure like the Nigerian Army do give us. E.g 30, 150 n so on. Thus the attack is confirmed and structured.
Tuesday-Nigerian Army told us they killed 30 insurgents. Why round figures? No confirmation. Thus the attack is unstructured and unconfirmed.
Wednesday-BH attacks village in Bornu, kills 17 in a confirmed and structured attack. Note, its not a round figure.
Thursday- NA army told us they killed 150 insurgents and recovered 4 AK-47. Note: Even from the stats, we find out lies dont add up.
Friday-BH took over part of Cameroun in a confirmed attack.
Saturday-DSS told us they arrested another 45 insurgents in Lagos.

In conclusion, my fellow Nairalanders, the change we've been clamouring for is here. "BH and NA finally have a time table which wasn't in existence during the GEJ administration". What a great change!