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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela's Condition Worsens by Kakability(m): 10:28am On Jun 27, 2013 |
make e no be like say i no follow.. Last to comment. Howeva why are south african girls are fond of not shaving the Kitty-Cat hairs? |
Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Almost Arrested In Dubai For Hugging A Guy by Kakability(m): 3:25pm On Jan 31, 2013 |
saved by grace. They would have handcuff her hips...i guess she is lookin for another money miss road like Janet jackson scene. But she dialled a wrong number. Hipilicious minaj. |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Favourite Wise Words? by Kakability(m): 2:39pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
When human beings gave up on you, God takes it up from there.By kakability 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What You Wish You Could Tell Your Ex- One Sentence by Kakability(m): 10:06am On Nov 13, 2012 |
Ex N01- You will neva have another me... Ex N0 2- Sorry i cant have you back... Ex N0 3. I wish i never left. |
Sports / Re: Kadiris Ikhana Resigns After Super Falcons AWC Fiasco by Kakability(m): 9:56am On Nov 13, 2012 |
3 million per month for 7 month not too bad. Plus enuf asses to bounce on at ur disposal for 7 month. U goin to miss those pussies...HARD LUCK soldier boy. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenyan Mother Names New-Born Twins Barack & Mitt by Kakability(m): 7:48am On Nov 08, 2012 |
Haba madam, na bad omen be those names oo. 2 opposition politicians 4 one house, rejoice 2day for worries come 2mrow...imagine her naming the boys Jonathan and Buhari? Dat na die be dat.. I go dey wait wen she go send court affidevit of change of name to those boys. Lol |
Religion / Re: Your Thoughts About What Happens On Emmanuel Tv by Kakability(m): 7:23pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Y do demons kip coming wen dey knw dat hez 2 powerful Dat is 1 question I'm still yet 2 ansa The ansa to you question is simple wit a logic. BARCELONA are very powerful yet even a relegation team will want to dare them. Use ur head. Some demons tink they are more powerful. 2 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela Banknotes Issued In South Africa by Kakability(m): 7:09pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Am glad i have mine with me now, jus 10 Rand though that is 200 sha, is a great move by south africa, as for naija only dead heroes are on dia currency note. When will they use the face of our most beautiful president (OBJ) In our note? Sha him too went to PRISON? 1st to comment. Up southy boy. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Are Male Bankers Really Stingy? by Kakability(m): 12:04pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
pruchy: APROKO....u wan tell us say u dey work for bank. HYPO!ARE You jealous cause he is xposing ur evil deeds as a girl? 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Are Male Bankers Really Stingy? by Kakability(m): 12:00pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
You want to know why they are stingy? Here are some point of mine. 1. They pay for shortages 2. The live in a rented flat family size as a barchelor 3. They are paying for car loan 4. They have numerous girlfriends 5.they are to pay installmentaly for most of the cloths,shoes,electronics,dstv, bbm and many payable. 6. They hav family that depends on them for up keep..howeva if u need a guy that is not stingy try Atm machine. But even at that you need a valid card and rite pin. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Army Blocks Move By Boko-Haram To Hoist Flag In Damaturu by Kakability(m): 9:28am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Second to comment |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Kakability(m): 10:22am On Oct 10, 2012 |
[color=#770077][/color] Emeka went to England and fell in love with a white chick, and wanting to prove to the girl how deep is his love for her he then took her to an eatery. And he asked the girl Nne wat do i buy for you and the girl replied i dont have apetite and the igbo guy stood up and hard to queue on a very long queue after 30min wen it finally got to his turn the igbo man asked the sells rep. That he need I DONT HAVE APETITE...Guess what hapend next. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: TB Joshua - Pray Nigeria's Flag Doesn't Fly At Half-mast by Kakability(m): 6:42pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
If patience dies. I will always take the prophesies of Tb Joshua serious. |
Literature / Re: English Speaking Versus Writing, Which Is More Difficult? by Kakability(m): 6:24pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
ebamma: What are you talk about,writing english is greater than speaking englishU see ur life? What are you talk about, i was tinking there should be an ING attached to the talk. And a question mark at the end. Am still laughing. |
Literature / Re: English Speaking Versus Writing, Which Is More Difficult? by Kakability(m): 6:21pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
Temismith: I tink writing is more difficult dan speaking. Because, there are alot of words dat we can pronounce very well but find it difficult wen it comes to writing it down.like? |
Literature / Re: English Speaking Versus Writing, Which Is More Difficult? by Kakability(m): 6:17pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
sholay2011:Thank God say you notice am. Me i go only settle to my pidgin english to avoid mistakes that hurts. Lol |
Religion / Re: Nairaland Prayer Network For Patience Jonathan by Kakability(m): 6:06pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
pendusky: Dear God,I guess you want to get paid for this thread. Even in ur prayers u still left out other people dat are critical ill with no money to pay their bills instead u concentrated on someone that dont even need ur prayers to survive. I believe u saw the pictures of bomb blast victims but no prayers was put to them. First lady my foot. Eye service nigerian. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Bride Dies In An Accident On Her Way To Church For Wedding by Kakability(m): 9:29am On Sep 24, 2012 |
fluid26: Jesus! Where are you?All things works for gud. May her soul Rest In Peace. |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram's `Accountant’ Arrested With N4.5m Cash by Kakability(m): 10:24am On Sep 23, 2012 |
Mowire: What is his name?!Accountant on transit. |
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Deletes Twitter Account After Racial Abuse by Kakability(m): 8:27am On Sep 21, 2012 |
Mistakes or no mistake he still get paid in full. Remember if no mistakes no goal. Those same people that tweet racise abusd against him will one day queue up for his autograph...watch nd see. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Kakability(m): 7:01pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
oluseye5: A girl has neva lied to me before probably because of 2reasons :hav nt being in many relationships and :I dnt knw if dose relationships are filld with liesGay in the making. |
Romance / Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Kakability(m): 7:00pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
googles:Dats if the monkey is female. |
Romance / Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Kakability(m): 6:54pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
googles: [size=13pt]i caught my boyfriend right on top of a girl grinding her and guess wat he told me "she seduced me i tried to ignore her but she forced me" [/size]but i saw him on top of her looking very well "unforced"I guess ur google searched them when the force was over...trust me he had never enjoyed ur grinding, maybe ur machine was old to him. Jus suggesting. |
TV/Movies / Re: Ibrahim Musa- Aki & Paw-Paw See Me As A Threat by Kakability(m): 2:05pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
DonHummer: I tink d little ahmed musa is tryin to mak him self popular by sayin al dis....nd i tink he has achieved dat....cos now we kno dat dere is anoda little man kalled ahmed musaDid u read the thread at all? They referin to Ibrahim Musa and u mention Ahmed Musa. OP take note. Am out. |
Romance / Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make With Women (for Men Only) by Kakability(m): 8:24pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
Mucokey:Simple, tell her to give u the phone dat u wil get her a black berry same day.and if she did give u the phone. Then jus run.cuz u have nutin to lose. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Wife's Witchcraft Destroyed Richard Kingson's Career by Kakability(m): 12:52pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
T.B joshua don charm the woman abi? When u get problems ur mum go back u they struggle make they deliver u. Rubbish u. Anti christ child. |
Politics / Re: Cleric Gives List Of Boko-Haram Sponsors To David Mark by Kakability(m): 10:34am On Sep 10, 2012 |
Just to cut long story short, our nigerian government know the names of the sponsors before now, they are just scared to make a move.. The truth is that the Cleric days are number. We will see |
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