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Politics / Re: Tinubu Presidency Confirms SE, SS Got Only 1 Appointment Each In 22 Key Agencies by kaltonga: 7:37am
AcuraZDX:
Suddenly Comptroller General of NIS is from North Central by marriage. A proper Yoruba woman from SW don turn Northerner 😂😂
No mind them.. Yorubas always think they are smart

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Politics / Re: Picture Of A Strange Airplane A Teenager found In His Community by kaltonga: 3:00pm On Oct 30
shortgun:
Should we tell him? grin grin grin
That's a morter round for God sake

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Health / Re: Jago Villagers In Oyo Celebrate First Toilet After 183 Years by kaltonga: 2:56pm On Oct 30
agadez007:
How can any person translate Bible to another language that he dosent speak?
Are you not foolish,is there something in Amala that makes one reason like a fool?
My dear you should by now know that there are enzymes in Amala that multiply the rate of idiocy in human beings.. That's the side effect on humans who consume Amala.. Check out Igbos who consume Amala on Lagos and see their reasoning.
Check out TPain urging his supporters to eat Amala and sleep immediately he won the elections thats to tell you that he has already programmed his supporters premeditated idiocy before hand by urging them to eat Amala.

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Health / Re: Jago Villagers In Oyo Celebrate First Toilet After 183 Years by kaltonga: 2:51pm On Oct 30
MrEverest:


Joke aside, those people really need help. Ogun state is just a few kilometers from Lagos but go into the villages there and you won’t believe you’re in 2024. People fetching water from polluted streams or wells, living in mud houses with thatched roofs, no electricity, no roads, no hospitals and women giving birth at home etc etc.
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Little wonder why they want to kill themselves over Lagos others developed😂😂

I was there myself I visited a place called IBARE and Igbogilla my brother come see mud house and hamlets you will slap any Ronu goat that dares compare that one huge big for notting slum they call a state.. They will rather die under the in Lagos than visit their smelly villages.

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Health / Re: Jago Villagers In Oyo Celebrate First Toilet After 183 Years by kaltonga: 2:48pm On Oct 30
Ttalk:


Deny that aYoruba man translated the Bible to your language
See this one, una Oluwolw history can no longer ffool us, Ajayi croweather that can't say a word in Igbo language translates a bible.. hmm that's the 31st wonder of the world.. Bloody liars

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Politics / Re: Meet The King Of Portharcourt - Pictures by kaltonga: 2:46pm On Oct 30
attackgat:
Some people don't know that Portharcourt has a traditional ruler. The King of Portharcourt is, His Royal Majesty, Eze Uchechukwu Isaiah Elikwu. The Eze Epara Rebisi XII, of Rebisi Kingdom.
Why must he use the title EZE instead of OBA since they are from Benin according to Nigerian confusionists

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Health / Re: Jago Villagers In Oyo Celebrate First Toilet After 183 Years by kaltonga: 11:21am On Oct 30
Philistine:
Shame! Just Imagine this tribe's level of civilization. Spits!
So upon the entire IGR bigger and larger than that of China they can't buld a common laterine

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Politics / Re: Terrorists Take Over Nigeria’s Largest Military Training Camp In Niger State by kaltonga: 10:56pm On Oct 29
GeneralPula:

E no hard nah..

Nah to use all the Ibos here in the west to negotiate with those imaginary terrorist Most especially their girls - each terrorist, 2 Ibo girls..
Mumu dey under bridge for Lagos dey type rubbish.. if you like no go village go see your parents ask them how far. Ask them when last your papa visit him yam farm

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Travel / Re: Aerial View Of Aba, Abia State With Paved Interconnecting Roads by kaltonga: 10:50pm On Oct 29
madridguy:
Consolation thread as usual.. grin How many times are you going to show this same pictures?
Oga IGR please go and bring back our properties the Chinese seized sue to the money your oni igbese state borrowed to brag with your phantom IGR that does not reflect in you peoples way of life
Despite the so called IGR, the south west still remains the poverty capital of the south.. People fainting becos of lack of food, south west, people caught stealing food, south west, people committing mass suicide due to hunger, south west, people shouting ebi n pa WA south west, people openly crying for food south west, the first region to cut a piece of corn into four for people to afford it, south west, the first region were they partition common Yams so that they can feed, south west.. so who your yeye IGR help?

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Politics / Re: I Emptied My Account To Campaign For Tinubu, But He Betrayed Me – Asari Dokubo by kaltonga: 12:13am On Oct 27
richiemcgold:
This claim by Asari does not add up in any way because Tinubu lost in 5 out of the 6 South-South states. Tinubu did not win in Bayelsa, Edo, Delta, Akwa Ibom and Cross River states.

Seems you didn't get the message clearly... Asari is seeking compensation for twerking for T PAIN in Abuja and not the number of votes he got for him.. So you Gerrit? If you don't, then forget aboutrit
Politics / Re: Why Did President Tinubu Fail To Felicitate With The Obi Of Onitsha by kaltonga: 9:16am On Oct 22
MadPolitician:


If you have been watching keenly, you would have noticed that lately, when a government ceremony/occasion in Abuja, demands the presence of first class traditional rulers from across the country, Tinubu only invites the ones from the North and the southwest. He has been doing so unashamedly since this year or thereabout.

Before, previous sitting governments used to invite 3 or 4 traditional rulers from across the major ethnic groups, and that includes the Sultan of Sokoto, the Oni and the Obi of Onitsha. That stopped with Tinubus government. For whatever reason, his government seem to be desperate to replace igbo presence in the federal level with the minorities. And from whatni see, it is an active policy.

When you see Tinubu appoint people like Bayo Onanuga to sensitive government positions, it is not a coincidence. When you see him openly fraternizing with the Asari Dokubohs and Reno Omokiris, it's deliberate. Infact, I'm now starting to suspect that Buharis strident anti igbo policies/outbursts, were basically instigated by Tinubus presence in APCs command structure.

Tinubu and his southwest henchmen in government have been directly attacking and taunting the igbo society/culture since he came to government. In different ways through different arrays of skewed policies. But igbos seem to have decided to either ignore him or wait him out. You may want to go back to Bayo Onanugas uncanny anti igbo outbursts to understand why the southwest APCs characters in government, are desperately anti igbo.

My brother pls talk less, what we need now is just a very good Northern candidate and an OBi vice which I don't mind, let's teach the frog eyed drug peddler and his online supporters some lesson

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Politics / Re: No Appointment Of Acting COAS: Military Warns Those Advocating Military Takeover by kaltonga: 1:05pm On Oct 21
Akpaamunsi:


This thing has a mental problem. South West coward who is afraid to face his Fulani masters.
Don't mind the retard always afraid of the Fulani as of they will swallow them up, they always think they can flex their tin muscles towards the East not knowing that anyway they try shit with us na that day th m go know how far... Bloody cowards.
Politics / Re: No Appointment Of Acting COAS: Military Warns Those Advocating Military Takeover by kaltonga: 1:03pm On Oct 21
BetMark:



We all know which particular tribe is advocating for a military takeover. They shall ultimately face public disgrace and condemnation for their actions.

Yes we know the useless hungry tribe with their tiger claw Amala faces.

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Food / Re: Woman Spotted Picking Pepper By The Roadside For Consumption by kaltonga: 3:39pm On Oct 18
alphonsojaybaz:
Hunger Dey Oooo! 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ see video of a woman spotted picking pepper on the roadside for consumption . Eyes of Lagos reports,

Source : https://youtube.com/shorts/JRSG2FN9EcU?si=GEmakex_v6OrekSw

As usual she is from the land of the highest IGR, IGR with poverty.. Afonjas and poverty is like five and six

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Leader Yahya Sinwar 'is DEAD'(Photos) by kaltonga: 2:55am On Oct 18
Botragelad:

Source;
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13970937/IDF-investigating-claims-Hamas-leader-Yahya-Sinwar-KILLED-Gaza-images-circulate-said-terrorists-body.html

See military, hope say Nija boys scout wey call themselves military dey learn.. common one illiterate Bello Turji dem no fit catch. Rubbish
Politics / Re: World Bank Report Says Nigeria Facing Worsening Food Crisis Like Yemen, Ethiopia by kaltonga: 8:02pm On Oct 12
Iykopee:
The world's most prolific criminal is the president of Nigeria. Don't expect anything good from the animal.

He is telling the citizens to sacrifice for the good of the country whereas he is in far away France enjoying his life.

Expect more poverty in the land.
So Nigeria is been compared to War torn countries .. Hmm Kanu was right after all it's time to apply for Somalia visa oo

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Hijack GIGM Bus With Abuja Passengers Enroute Rivers State! (video) by kaltonga: 7:59pm On Oct 12
HedgesTV:


Seriously ? When did buses have armed escorts in Nigeria and why did it stop ?
I’m genuinely curious.

Yes they do in the late Eightes and early Nineties when high way robbery was the other of the day in Nigeria and it usually occurs within the Benin axis especiay Ikoba hill used to be notorious .
I escaped death by the whiskers on that very road while travelling from Owerri to Lagos back then.
Politics / Re: Ooni Unveils Golden Statue In Honor Of First Lady, Oluremi Tinubu (Video) by kaltonga: 11:22pm On Oct 11
Dapromzy333:

https://news360ng.com/ooni-honors-first-lady-oluremi-tinubu-with-golden-statue-video/
An award for protecting the Fraud star Monarch.. gbegiri people and their gbegeri politics

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Crime / Re: Ondo Man Stabs Friend To Death Over ₦‎2,000 Debt by kaltonga: 7:55am On Oct 11
[quote author=atobs4real post=132376618]What is Chukwuuuuu doing in Ondo?
Well, to develop it
But unfortunately destroyed his life[/quot



He is better than those mining skulls
Crime / Re: Ondo Man Stabs Friend To Death Over ₦‎2,000 Debt by kaltonga: 7:54am On Oct 11
[quote author=chukwuibuipob post=132376210] angry Badnews angry .Correct yasef sad angry.The MURDERERS MONDAY CHUKWU OBIDIENT is not ONDO man angry.We still wan grab Ondo to our 5 plots of land undecided?
Imagine a MILLIONAIRES borrowed 2k to feed himself and refused to pay back sad


May Okike CHUKWU kill CHUKWU sad[/quotIte

It still didn't stop the fact that the south West has a higher poverty index than the south East since 1970 southwest has won the poverty medal back to back , ask NBS them go clear you.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Air France Says Jet Flew Over Iraq As Iranian Missiles Descended On Israel by kaltonga: 8:45pm On Oct 10
NoIgboSoundTueh:
Ever since the Igbos started openly supporting Israel, there seems to have been a series of unprecedented setbacks. The once-reliable Iron Dome defense system, which used to intercept almost every missile, has suddenly shown vulnerabilities, with rockets slipping through and even hitting Tel Aviv for the first time in history. Israel's efforts to displace its Arab neighbors, particularly in Gaza and the West Bank, have encountered fierce resistance, with operations that once seemed seamless now turning into prolonged conflicts.

It's hard not to draw connections between these developments and the new wave of Igbo support. Some might dismiss it as coincidence, but when a discerning observer looks closer, it feels as though Israel's fortunes shifted right around the same time. What was once military dominance and regional control has been met with stronger pushback and growing instability, raising questions about what, if anything, has changed in the background. Even as it sounds far-fetched, it's clear that Israel's challenges have only intensified since this new alliance came into play.
Lebanon invasion isn't going as planned
Igbo please don't ever support me






We have told you people to stop taking cheap drinks and drugs it's not good for your sanity but you won't learn.
Oya, check wetin you type weather you sounded like a human or an Ape
Politics / Re: Trends in Poverty levels by geopolitical zones (1980-2004) by kaltonga: 8:38pm On Oct 10
PHIPEX:
If you had gone to a good school you would have known how stupid this your defence sounds but I forgive you, free education is is hardly of any quality. How come with all the skullarship and human parts dealership, your poverty rate has not improved? Do you know what it means for SE to have over 80% of its population living above poverty line?

Do you know the region in Nigeria today where half of its Governors have history of being jailed for drug and crime?
And their number one monarch a first class fraud star pls add that to their list.. pls leave the Jelouse yourba souls
Politics / Re: Trends in Poverty levels by geopolitical zones (1980-2004) by kaltonga: 8:34pm On Oct 10
JagabanB:

Civil war was fought in Nigeria.
Places like Benue, Rivers, Kogi took a hit from that war, lgb0s claiming to be the vîctîms of the wàr they started as always.
Shifting th goal post out of shame as usual
.Person wey know no who pass am never grow, you are still a toddler, you will understand when you grow old
Politics / Re: Trends in Poverty levels by geopolitical zones (1980-2004) by kaltonga: 8:32pm On Oct 10
YorubaDemonswag:
Igbo are really rich ooooo,but they're the only rich people crying and wailing about hunger all the time
The last time we checked, ebi npa WA is not an Igbo language, we know the people whose national anthem was that. The last time we checked, the people fainting just becos of hunger was recorded in the south west not Igbo land, The people protesting die to poverty are the Yorubas and not Igbos.
The last we checked, the people committing mass suicide mistaken the Lagos laggon fir aan Olympic size swimming pool are Yorubas and not Igbos.. so pls take your poverty medal in peace and stop being childish
Food / Re: Kebbi Fishermen Kill Hippopotamus, Distribute Parts As Meat by kaltonga: 10:41pm On Oct 07
CommonSense1967:

You mean like IPOB retards have been eating human flesh for generations?
Just an observation.
No like Odua savages that mine Hunan Skuls to escape poverty

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Satanyahu Is Still Yet To Attack Iran by kaltonga: 7:25pm On Oct 06
ChiefJusticeFuc:


0su, I created the Yoruba meme.

Pissrael has expired

If then like let then sacrifice one million GMO red heifers, it won't save them.

Heathen swine
Omo ale stop shitting your paints on fear, Netanyahu will strik at his own will, no let HBP kill you before the strike, coward.

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Education / Re: States And Regions With The Most Unqualified Teachers In Nigeria- STATISENSE by kaltonga: 8:37pm On Oct 04
obonujoker:
🇳🇬UNQUALIFIED TEACHERS IN JUNIOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS

Percentage of unqualified Teachers in Junior Secondary Schools

By Zone
South West — 30.09%
South South — 20.52%
North Central — 15.23%
North West — 12.61%
South East — 12.11%
North East — 9.44%

Top 12 States
1 🟣Lagos — 11.15%
2 🟣Ogun — 6.57%
3 🟤Rivers — 6.27%
4 🔴Kaduna — 5.06%
5 🟣Oyo — 4.19%
6 🔴Kano — 3.58%
7 🟤Akwa-Ibom — 3.31%
8 🟤Delta — 3.21%
9 🟠Niger — 3.15%
10 🟤Edo — 3.09%
11 🟢Abia — 3%
12 🟣Ondo — 2.83%

🟠NC 🔴NW 🟢SE 🟤SS 🟣SW

#Statisense
(UBEC 2022)

https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1842248114532499795?t=LDZR64q11eNlTjS6gRj8tw&s=19
The statistics is a clear representation to their bad behaviour, lies and decit and poor reasoning.. No wonder they advertise all this freely all over the internet.
Politics / Re: 20 States Owe Electricity Bills – Discos by kaltonga: 9:18pm On Aug 22
dre11:


https://punchng.com/20-states-owe-electricity-bills-discos/
NCAN arriving to check the name of Ogun State on the list. grin
Education / Re: Top 3 States In The Top 10 Courses by kaltonga: 9:16pm On Aug 22
Sonyboom765:
That is the legacy of Okorocha n Uzodimma but you Igbos are too ashamed to say it because they are both from the APC.


Igbos are indeed a funny people given credit in education to a bloody bastard in Peter Pandora Obi who did not build a single new school in 8 years as governor, increased tuition by over 200% and refused to pay teacher lecturers n doctors close to a year.

Same Igbo will turn around n deny credit to a many that offered free education from primary secondary to university with every living soul opening their various eyes n can see the results as at today unlike Obi that can not show us any prove Anambra one of the most educationally advance state in Nigeria use to be bottom but now want to claim the glory as his.
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Oga abeg close mouth, Rochas did not do jack, we are in the state we knew what transpired, don't just sit at your village and start typing trash becos you have a small transistor radio that tells you what they want you to believe.

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Education / Re: Top 3 States In The Top 10 Courses by kaltonga: 9:13pm On Aug 22
Namaster:
Imo is something ELSE.
My brother Yoruba go school na pass glory, the Igbos were back then becos of the civil war.
All the Igbos were busy in the front lines while the Yorubas were busy going to school, when the war ended, the Yourubas producerostly lawyers while the clerical and other disciplines were lacking that's the reason the Ghanains and some whites were used back then to fill the spaces as the Igbos came up with the commercial education system that trained hands that filled the clerical job markets in Nigeria much latter.
All this facts are there, today the Igbos has re taken their place as the undisputed giant in Nigerian educational enrollment.

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