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Foreign Affairs / Re: Manana, South African Minister Beats Up Lady For Calling Him Gay (Photos, Video) by kalukukuzi: 8:06pm On Aug 09, 2017
either gay or no gay, when is buhari coming back

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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Speaks At Anti-Buhari Protest. "Buhari Should Resign Or Resume" by kalukukuzi: 8:01pm On Aug 09, 2017
This is serious!
Romance / Re: Man Gives University Student N1000 Instead Of N20,000 After Sex In Uyo (Video) by kalukukuzi: 7:27pm On Aug 07, 2017
kiss Oga, go pay jhor,....u knw get money ur stuff dey misbehave

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Celebrities / Re: Mayorkun Rents A Whole Cinema To Watch ‘Banana Island Ghost', Nigerians Drag Him by kalukukuzi: 7:23pm On Aug 07, 2017
angryI disfan you from today disfan you from today
Education / Re: Breaking: Waec Finally Released 2017 May/june WASSCE Results by kalukukuzi: 6:27pm On Jul 17, 2017
igho003:
lol u go come nairaland con dey talk to me anyhow when me Don forget when I even write waec

L ;DL
Education / Re: Breaking: Waec Finally Released 2017 May/june WASSCE Results by kalukukuzi: 6:26pm On Jul 17, 2017
Dem never post am jhor, NIGERIAN WITH THERE UNSTABLE PROBLEM grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Why It Is Difficult For The Good Guy To Get The Good Lady? by kalukukuzi: 7:21am On Jul 01, 2017
MrMcJay:
The basic Law of Magnetism states that like magnetic poles repel each other where as unlike magnetic poles attract each other.

Good girls are taught not to be cheap. But not being cheap, they misinterpret it as playing hard to get. Unfortunately, girls who play hard to get always get the worst guys. They always attract playboys, gold diggers and fvckboys. It's simply nature. Opposites attract, likes repel. That's the law of magnetism and it would always be like that.

If you doubt me, let me ask u something: What's the most crazily romantic thing a guy/girl can do for you?

Do U think a guy/girl who is a good church person who loves you can do that?

For instance, after a date, when going home, you're supposed to be kissed at the door. Do u think a good guy knows to do that?

Every lady loves mind blowing sex but you all deny it as usual. Do u think a good guy can give u the sort of raunchy sex you dream of?

Every lady loves a spontaneous guy. Good guys are damn boring and not spontaneous. The truth is a bad guy knows what a good girl wants and he gives her. That makes her go crazy for him.

Conversely, a bad b!tch knows what a good guy wants and gives him, that makes him go crazy over her. That is life.

However, the problem girls have is that a bad boy sees you as a goal. Once he has conquered you, he moves on to the next goal. However, they're thinking of changing him to become a good guy without knowing his hidden plans.

In relationships, you don't need someone like you, you need someone to compliment you. When you have someone like you, that's the no. 1 recipe for disaster. You'll always fight.

This exactly is why people who marry others with similar attributes and temperaments always divorce.

This really make brain and its the fact
Jokes Etc / Nigerian Girls And Forming by kalukukuzi: 11:54pm On Jun 29, 2017
Hahahaha grin I cant stop laughing at this girl that claims to be slay queen grin...we were chating via whatsapp group about country code and a dude from US said he's from Alaska in US; all of a sudden the girl be like;

"Alaska's country code is +907 and urs is +1���
Come,lemme teach u how to lie"

Hahahaha grin Please One word for her grin

Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele & JJC Skillz' Wedding Confirmed By Freeze by kalukukuzi: 9:25pm On Aug 24, 2016
HmL sis
Crime / Re: Man Shot Dead At Obiagu, Enugu - Graphic Photos by kalukukuzi: 9:23pm On Aug 24, 2016
Rip angry

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