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Romance / Re: Ghetto Neighbor Had Sex With My Younger Brother by kalvoken(m): 5:04pm On Aug 30
No one will raise an eyebrow for this, but let it it flip, you will see the emotionally depressed fellows yelling "all men are scum"

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Romance / Re: Ghetto Neighbor Had Sex With My Younger Brother by kalvoken(m): 5:04pm On Aug 30
grin grin grin grin

What a religious group?


This ban was in 2022, just because I pointed out to seun's bigotry by allowing Muslims and other religions to comment on Christian threads but Christians or any other religious groups can't do same on Muslims'

The members of the occultic group slammed a 10yrs ban on my moniker, forgetting that he/she may not be alive by then.

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Politics / Re: 10 Things To Know About Adeola Ajayi, The New DSS Director General by kalvoken(m): 6:55am On Aug 27
It's my turn

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Politics / Re: 10 Things To Know About Adeola Ajayi, The New DSS Director General by kalvoken(m): 6:55am On Aug 27
Awaloko
Car Talk / Re: 5 Best Cars For Sunday Service In Nigeria by kalvoken(m): 9:31am On Aug 25
How can you forget toyota avalon?


May sound weird but prefer the simplicity of rx330 than the bogus rx350
Food / Re: Who Else Has This Queer Habit? by kalvoken(m): 10:31am On Aug 21
Raw indomie and groundnut is tasteful.

Eating Perboilled rice? you must be an alien.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Sacks Jalal Arabi, NAHCON Boss Amidst Probe by kalvoken(m): 5:17am On Aug 20
Hemanwel:
H.E Dr Goodluck Jonathan should heed to the call from the masses and save Nigerians from the grips of Tinubulation, Tinubunomics, and APC government.

Unbehalf of the Nigerian masses, I tender an unreserved apology for voting you out in 2015. They promised us 'Change' but we forgot to ask them the type of 'Change' they had for us. Now we know better. Please, come and continue from where you stopped!


God forbid, you can't eat your bread and have it back.

After 12 wasted years, returning us beyond the stone stone age, you now want same person you messed up his hard work tk come back and Labour for you again?

No way. You gatz enjoy the dividends of your choice. Moreover, tunubu's apc has helped you guys by raising the MMW to audio 70k, you should be thankful.
Politics / Re: Senator Abbo: Politics Made Me Poorer, ₦29M Monthly Is Not Much by kalvoken(m): 11:31am On Aug 19
helinues:


When would some of you stop this senseless trolling on this forum?

Make una dey try and get respect for unaself now

If you may tell yourself the truth, are you respecting yourself or your future?

What do you think your generation to come will think of you. You will end up gnashing teeth in time to come, when your grand kids will be cursing those that have been supporting evil in the country.


I guees you don't put all that into consideration when you go about selling your soul for a peanut. Payment that cannot afford a good meal in a proper restaurant.

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Celebrities / Re: P'Square: Peter Obi Visits Peter Okoye After Visiting His Brothers by kalvoken(m): 9:45am On Aug 15
pharmagba:
Suffocating the social media daily is not equal to winning election
-, me


The same person you lots are teaching a lesson?

Wow

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Politics / Re: Reps Fail To Effect 50% Pay Cut, Blame Bureaucracy by kalvoken(m): 7:30am On Aug 07
Its not their fault, na peter obi
Politics / Re: Reps Fail To Effect 50% Pay Cut, Blame Bureaucracy by kalvoken(m): 7:29am On Aug 07
Tor

So is it a 50% cut from the #500k that they earn, will change the high cost of leaving?

What happened to the money saved from the said subsidy removal?
Politics / Re: FG Places Diaspora Sponsors Of #EndBadGovernance Protests On Watchlist by kalvoken(m): 4:52pm On Aug 06
Same people that re yet to locate YEYE below?

Na here we dey see them power
Politics / Re: Zamfara Protesters Wave Russian Flags (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 1:02pm On Aug 05
gikowri:
Country don turn upside down. But we all saw these things coming nobody did anything till this stage now.

This will eventually go beyond what everyone is looking at right now.

Tunubu maybe remembered for good, that he did separate the country.

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Politics / Re: Hunger Protest: Fuel Queues Return Nationwide After Marketers Halted Supply by kalvoken(m): 8:15am On Aug 05
😜 😜 😜 Fuel scarcity has been existing even before tunubu was conceived, so don't expect him to kill himself for you.

Go and plant your petrol in you small gardens, just like our precious first lady had done.

Hungary apc dimwits.

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Politics / Re: Hunger Protest: Fuel Queues Return Nationwide After Marketers Halted Supply by kalvoken(m): 8:12am On Aug 05
Peter obi is the cause, he is bitter that he lost election, thus instructed the ipob brothers to stop distribution of petroleum products, just to cause a nationwide panic.

= Perpetually cursed apc zombies.

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Politics / Re: Hunger Protest: Fuel Queues Return Nationwide After Marketers Halted Supply by kalvoken(m): 8:11am On Aug 05
You guys are lazy, you can start drilling and refining the fuel you consume at your backyard.


Zombie apc

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Politics / Re: Abubakar Momoh: Niger Deltans Have No Cause To Protest Against Tinubu by kalvoken(m): 5:55am On Aug 01
This government is just bereft of normal sense, or they just chose to not regard the Nigeria populace.

You do not need to plead wirh me, I know when leave or stay under the sun, depending how it reacts to my body.

Telling a hungry man not to speak up, is more like calling him/her a foolish person, that person doesn't know what he/she is feeling.

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Politics / Re: Abubakar Momoh: Niger Deltans Have No Cause To Protest Against Tinubu by kalvoken(m): 5:54am On Aug 01
Chinkoalhaji34:
Niger Deltans should channel their energy into more productive ventures rather than protests that yield no results.

The noise won't change the situation; it's just a distraction from the real issues at hand. Time to focus on solutions, not street drama.


What's the issue at hand, if I may ask?

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Celebrities / Re: Photos of onyeka onwenu singing & making guests happy before she died by kalvoken(m): 12:11pm On Jul 31
O death, thou are not a good killer.

Why leave out politicians and kill the saints, when compared.

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Celebrities / Re: When I Started Making Skits, You Were Not Born Yet – Emmanuella Tells Peller by kalvoken(m): 2:51pm On Jul 30
They both look double.

I mean, alike.

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Celebrities / Re: When I Started Making Skits, You Were Not Born Yet – Emmanuella Tells Peller by kalvoken(m): 2:51pm On Jul 30
That boy's teeth is surely over 36.

You don't need to go re-watch the video, just trust me

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Soldiers 'Gang Rape' Palestinian Male Detainee In Sde Teiman Prison by kalvoken(m): 9:18am On Jul 30
Kushites:


You're an animal.

Satan.

I'm sure you go to church and shout 'Jesus'.


How are you sure of his religion?

maybe you are even worse than you see him to be.
Politics / Re: Protest: Large Number Of Military Armored Tanks Spotted At Eagle Square Abuja (V by kalvoken(m): 5:05pm On Jul 29
Don't give what you can't take.

I wonder why tulumbu and his families are crying because people wants to protest.

The daughter claimed the government of Lagos state is giving she and her family a good governance, did anyone tell her that the people are protesting against lagos state government?

Same lagos state where an occupant of a single room(face me, i face you) in agege, who pays 5k monthly rent, is being charged 10k monthly for electricity.

The country has gone to the dogs. Imagine late uba jubilation with the family, because they were living life to the fullest, in a country where the leaders had human sympathy. Still, they are not human enough to replicate what they run to there for.

At the end, life na vanity.

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Politics / Re: Protest: Large Number Of Military Armored Tanks Spotted At Eagle Square Abuja (V by kalvoken(m): 5:04pm On Jul 29
TimeManager:

GEJ militarized (sent army to) Ojota in 2012. Kid, read your history.

-Kiss the truth!

Truth.

They even killed you there

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Politics / Re: ‘nil From 2017-2022, $2bn In 2023’; Sudden Surge In Petroleum Import From Malta' by kalvoken(m): 5:48am On Jul 26
VikingKing:


You will defend the devil himself as long as he's willing to pay you. Where are the imaginary dollars you once said we will save from subsidy? How much is the naira which you said will gain massively when the imaginary dollars start trickling in? Your own na to just dey form expert on every topic when you know absolutely NOTHING! What's up with the dollars you said we will save after Binance? Empty barrel!

Please check my profile for the real free stuffs grin

I hope the free stuff you have on your profile, sense is among?
The Buffalo needs it so badly.
Politics / Re: Four Reasons You Should Not Join The Nationwide Protest by kalvoken(m): 5:09pm On Jul 25
😜 😜 😜

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Sulaiman Jimoh, Most Wanted Lagos Drug Baron (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 10:52am On Jul 24
Check well, he was among those fighting citizens who wanted to exercise their fundamental right kn election day.

Trust me, this case will die a natural death. Baba wey mo well will order his release and issue a stern warning to rhise disrupting his business.

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Food / Re: How Suya Is Made (video/pictures) by kalvoken(m): 10:42am On Jul 24
Give it to this "aboki" suya spot "UNIVERSITY OF SUYA" at Allen junction, ikeja, Lagos state.

Never seen a sign post as creative as that.

Just at a time I thought of stopping suya, so did I I bump into this outlet. The write up made me join queue, from there it became a culture every evening.

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Celebrities / Re: Dakore Denies Being Godswill Akpabio's Side Chic (Video) by kalvoken(m): 8:59am On Jul 23
dealslip:
Dakore is from a well to do family and also married into the very very very wealthy family of Harry Akande. Before Dangote started featuring in Forbes list of wealthiest men in Nigeria. Harry Akande was a regular name of Forbes wealthiest man. Even Akpabio can not lace the sandals of Harry Akande. Dakore is married to the heir of Harry Akande, Olumide. She has been married for over 12 years, how will she now be dating Akpabio plus this lady doesn't even flaunt any wealth or flesh on line. She is also a very good actress and presenter
Gistlover is just a piece of shit

My dear, in most cases, it's not for the money, but the power.

With the fat pig, she has the power to use the restricted areas. This is naija now.

Did you even notice how undenial her denial is?
So shaky.
Celebrities / Re: Dakore Denies Being Godswill Akpabio's Side Chic (Video) by kalvoken(m): 8:53am On Jul 23
Why do i feel she is just playing political card in this her video. She would have kept us having double mind with her silence, but his video just made the accusation bexome truth.


Why not sue Gist bloggers instead of looking for who to give 5m. Hello, are you in anyway related to reno omokri?

Someone called you out for something, you left the person and now asking me to provide you a video or picture of you and that fat pig together.

Madam, you just confirmed to us that you truly are guilty.

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Family / Re: Moment Oyibo Man Surprised His African Wife By Bringing Her Mum To US (pics/vid) by kalvoken(m): 2:53pm On Jul 22
Afonjah:
He just unknowingly imported problems.

When the leeches gang up and finish with him, he won't have 1 boxers left.



Heart of man. You are just pained because its not happening to your family.

You just need to know that;

The best way to draw good thing to yourself is by celebrating others. Wish people well, and it shall be well with you too.

Shalom.

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Politics / Re: Those Lying Against Me Should Use That Energy To Solve Nigeria's Problem - Obi by kalvoken(m): 10:56am On Jul 22
yarimo:
Very foolish man no wonder UK immigrations are looking for him

I know your father will be turning in his grave right now, blaming his makers.

What a stupid thing they have given him. I just hope you are not the only child, else your parents are childless.

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