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Politics / Re: Police Recapture Kuje Prison Escapee, Musa Abdulkarim In Katsina by kalvoken(m): 10:05pm On Jul 15, 2022
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India film

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Career / Re: "Smile Or Be Suspended": Phillipine Mayor Tells Government Employees by kalvoken(m): 6:19pm On Jul 14, 2022
Kajaard:
I love this.

I wish this can be implemented here in Nigeria in all these years civil service and government hospitals. You need to see the way they are always frowning their faces 24/7 cheesy


Until you work in a government hospital/primary Healthcare, you won't understand why they don't smile.

I took an accident victim to a government hospital at ketu, lagos state. The workers there are no different from those in an iron factory.

No light, leaking roofs, very dirty environments with excess heat. Imagine the patient was treated using a phone torch light. The nurse asked the patient be fan using the hand fan they bought.

These are people that are dealing on human health, any mistake it's death. People that are meant to be mentally stable and at peace.
Politics / Re: Osun Election: It Is Not Our Duty To Stop Vote Buying, Says INEC Commissioner by kalvoken(m): 4:46pm On Jul 14, 2022
Under apc government, nothing is the duty of the government bodies. Make use you wonder why they exist.

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Family / Re: How to Make Tiger Nuts Drink At Home by kalvoken(m): 3:58pm On Jul 14, 2022
Nice job.


Meanwhile..

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Politics / Re: It Is Nigeria's Turn, Not Yours - Agbaje's cryptic post Amid Defection Rumours by kalvoken(m): 4:22pm On Jul 13, 2022
Vote labour party and vote united Nigeria.




Nigeria leadership is not meant to be a career or ambition, that a mere mortal who feels to be a god should be seeing as his right.


Tribalism doesn't put food on your table. If buhari's tenure didn't teach you that, then you are irredeemable. 20k stipend won't last you for a week talk more of 4-8 years.

It was since buhari entered that I stopped giving beggers money. You may think you are doing others by voting the wrong person, but it's yourself instead. This is because, they already prepared themselves for the worst, but you were still being hopeful.


Vote wise by Voting Peter Obi as the next president.

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Politics / Re: Hakeem Baba-Ahmed: Buhari Should Resign, Hand Over To Osinbajo by kalvoken(m): 3:51pm On Jul 13, 2022
Shooyie:
We saw the impact Prof Yemi Osinbajo made while he was Acting President. He was a breath of fresh air.


Tunubu agberos will tell you it was tunubu who made osibanjo do good.
Sports / Re: Raheem Sterling Signed For Chelsea by kalvoken(m): 10:29pm On Jul 09, 2022
Meanwhile....


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Religion / Re: Soludo Demolishes Odumeje’s Church In Anambra This Morning (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 2:55pm On Jul 07, 2022
OyeofIkoTuN:
why would they beat him up that way..?

Nigerian Police useless

E go touch everybody one day


I swear.

Power to a poor man is like a bomb to a terrorist.
Politics / Re: Bandits Gun Down Assistant Police Commissioner Aminu Umar In Katsina by kalvoken(m): 6:48am On Jul 06, 2022
Thinkam:
I expect every youth in that vicinity to be gunned down, or locked up for eternity


Oh no! Katrina is in the north, not the Eastern part.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Aborted My Pregnancy! Can I Get Her Arrested? by kalvoken(m): 11:26am On Jul 02, 2022
Mumu.

Your girlfriend aborted your pregnancy. Imagine the nerve. You want to ruin the life someone's daughter.

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Celebrities / Re: R. Kelly Sentenced To 30 Years In Sex Trafficking Case by kalvoken(m): 8:46pm On Jun 29, 2022
What if he had chosen SS?

No soap would charge him to court

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Politics / Re: Lagos State Rebuilds Pen Cinema Police Station Burnt During EndSARS Protests by kalvoken(m): 12:16pm On Jun 27, 2022
This station is the worst of all stations in lagos. The police will be watching victims get robbed of their belongings under the bridge and do nothing.

Driving through that place, be it early morning or late evening, is more like going Sambora forest for tourist.
Pedestrians see hell along that railway crossing.

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Food / Re: How To Make Indomie With Carrots. by kalvoken(m): 9:07pm On Jun 25, 2022
Chopchopfine:
Lalasticlala this Indomie recipe is a bomb oh. Please help me share with my people


Make una dey speak normal English and pigin if possible.

All these phonetics na turn off. NOT LIKE MOST OF YOU ARE GOOD IN IT SEF.

you used two satchets of indomie Maggi but were telling us you wanted to use one.


Nice cook though, looks yummy

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Politics / Re: Lioness Is Back — Fani-kayode Gushes Over Return Of Ex-Wife, Precious Chikwendu by kalvoken(m): 10:12am On Jun 25, 2022
Penguin2:
Ashawo pocket don run dry she come remember say she get willing maga somewhere grin

She don go collect all the prick she been wan collect, now her body don calm down.

This is why you should never get involved in boyfriend and girlfriend or husband and wife matter.

In fact, growing up in the village, it was one of the very first lessons that was banged into my subconsciousness.

That if you put mouth for husband and wife matter, na your gist them go take settle for night.

Or what would you say about those who lambasted Precious in defense of FFK or those who lambasted FFK in defense of Precious?

Reading all these eulogies that FFK is singing about Precious won’t they be seeing themselves as biggest fools of the 21st century?

Lesson: Never you put mouth for husband and wife matter.
know this and you shall live long, because you will know peace.
Romance / Re: Should We Hide Our Sisters? (photo) by kalvoken(m): 11:17am On Jun 23, 2022
okoroemeka:
I don't think they are the initial target,this is simply the theory of okafors law no 2 been proven again,it states the inconvenient truth that if you have a woman and you are treating her well,you have a high probability of also dating her close friends,sisters,aunties and even in some cases the mother,many women are expressive and like to boast about how generous ,rich and also the sexual prowess of her partner, indirectly feeding the fantasy and subconscious of her friends with an erotic image of a father Christmas in shining armour.


Your father is your true father. Your mother told no lies.

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Politics / Return Of Fuel Scarcity? by kalvoken(m): 10:20pm On Jun 19, 2022
What's really going on this country, and the worst of it all is that we the masses are just keeping mute as if nothing is happening.

Just today I went to get a loaf of bread that don't eat back then because I assumed it was not nutritious enough. To my own surprise, I saw #900 tag on it. Bread that was initially 300 or at most 350.


This night again on my way home I discovered a heavy traffic on the road, only to know that it's due to queue at the petrol stations along the road.

For how long are we going to keep on like this?

#lalasticlala, mynd44, OAM4J

Politics / Re: Mbaka Apologizes To Peter Obi Again (See Full Statement) by kalvoken(m): 4:03pm On Jun 18, 2022
Mbaka Bleep up
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sao Tomé And Príncipe: AFCON 2023 Qualifier (10- 0) On 13th June 2021 by kalvoken(m): 3:30pm On Jun 13, 2022
Ref stop this match, 8 - 0 bawo
Politics / Re: Pic: This Road Is Road To Psquare Family House. by kalvoken(m): 11:45pm On Jun 11, 2022
It's high time nairaland starts banning those that spread fake news
Celebrities / Re: Justin Bieber's Face Paralyzed By Illness (Video) by kalvoken(m): 1:48pm On Jun 11, 2022
Saw this on IG a while ago.



Life truly no balance.

Wishing him a quick recovery.

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Politics / Re: Banky W Jubilant After Winning PDP Rerun Primaries & Reps Ticket (Video) by kalvoken(m): 7:14am On Jun 07, 2022
May he not turn out to be a Desmond idiot

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Politics / Re: APC Presidential Screening: What Was Tinubu Saying Here? (Video) by kalvoken(m): 6:02am On May 31, 2022
The Nigerians now have their destiny in their hands. They can either take the bold step of being in charge, protect and take the lead of their destiny or or foolishly hand it back to the two proven destiny killer and continue their gnashing of teeth.


Let's return the lesson Apc and pop has been teaching us since 24 years. Vote for obi j labour party to redirect nigeria political system.
Forum Games / Re: Check This Out And Tell Us Your Scores by kalvoken(m): 10:51am On May 28, 2022
Never sent out nude ?

No fear, that's what every guy will score.


Most ladies have their nude circulating on an low key by mentally low men.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Is It That Nigerians Don't Like Paying For Services. by kalvoken(m): 5:22pm On Mar 30, 2022
free2ryhme:


Always get a contract signed for the job.

You don't seem to stay in Nigeria.

If you like sign a constitution.
Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea Tests Nuclear Missile Capable Of Hitting Continental Areas Of USA by kalvoken(m): 10:52am On Mar 25, 2022
Sanchez01:

Did you just say North Korea is a DEVELOPED NATION? TF?! 60% of North Koreans live in abject poverty and the country has one of the foremost snail-like GDPs in the world. North Korea, developed?

What are you guys smoking


This is nairaland man, full of kiddies, that never left their village square.

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Family / Re: My Mother Finally CURSED Me Last Night. I DON'T Give A Bleep!! - TheGidRedpiller by kalvoken(m): 12:17pm On Mar 15, 2022
What Beata my imagination is that which made a mod to bring this nonsense to front page.

Imagine the stupidity a whole nairaland.com is giving audience. Wtf
Sports / Re: PSG Fans boo own players. focusing especially on Messi and Neymar by kalvoken(m): 2:52pm On Mar 14, 2022
andrewbaba44:


And they haven’t won the champions league back to back

When mbappe and Neymar was missing sitters at the champions league finals against Bayern they didn’t bother to boo them ,mbappe and Neymar cost Psg the champions league then with tuchel as their coach

Psg threw away a 2 goal lead with error from GK and a weak defense but the fault is Messi and Neymar who missed sitters and not the defenders

Maybe na Messi and Neymar allow mbappe hatrick

Common sense is not common

I rest my case

Tuchel kwa??

Same tuchel that went on winning champions league with a dilapidated chelsea squad compared to psg.

Oga tell me something
Sports / Re: PSG Fans boo own players. focusing especially on Messi and Neymar by kalvoken(m): 11:00pm On Mar 13, 2022
andrewbaba44:


Booing them for loosing against a Madrid side that worked so hard and deserved to win as if neymar and Messi Na donarumma or the defenders

Booing neymar and Messi and leaving the defenders cheesy

Booing them as if they have been winning the champions league every season or they have even won one before

Misplaced priorities, they didn’t boo mbappe and neymar when they wasted so many chance against Bayern at last 2 season champions league finals

Misplaced priorities,Messi has one more year at Psg while neymar has 3 more years grin


Oga keep mute, stop capping uncappable.

With psg arsenal, the club ought to be winning Ucl back to back.

Neymar is the problem of psg now, he plays with footballa lot. Messi is too weak already.
Education / Re: Secondary School Throwback: How True Is This? (PHOTO) by kalvoken(m): 8:52am On Mar 12, 2022
Those that attended private school won't understand the feeling of inter-house sports.

Only 3 out of 700 private schools in Nigeria do inter-house sports. Their own na quiz competition they carry for head, as if all their students will become Chinue Achebe.

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Education / Re: Secondary School Throwback: How True Is This? (PHOTO) by kalvoken(m): 8:52am On Mar 12, 2022
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You people should stop this na. Why is it coming today, after Wednesday night.

Do you now mean that PSG is Yellow House?

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Politics / Black's(nigeria) Hypocrisy Or Whites Disregarding Blacks(nigeria)? by kalvoken(m): 1:04am On Mar 12, 2022
Terrorism has been wrecking the north for years, then came ebola, COVID-19 and then the unknown gunmen saga that caused a total non movement of people in the east. The end Sars protest was there when government of the people took the lives of those that elected them to protect the people.

During all these, never for once did any telecommunications show a sign of empathy to their customers, either by reducing cost of subscription or so. But just two weeks of Russia and Ukraine show down, 9mobile a.k.a Etisalat is already giving me free call to Ukraine.

Which of their staff is in the Ukraine that I will want to talk to?.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs PSG UCL (3 - 1) On 9th March 2022 by kalvoken(m): 12:15am On Mar 10, 2022
WHITELIGHTER:
Modric is 36, Messi 33
But goodness me, Modric is bossing that midfield like Maestro

Messi didn't play at the midfield today, he played free role; messi fans.

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