Dayjhihannon01: who is dis 1....? If ur no6 is polluted, na by force to come spew rubbish here?

I have spewed forth the rubbish!
Now, GO AND DIE!
You POLYMONIKERING NL WHORRRRRRE!
Kimon post ya piss and move on!
EWU NL!

They have been duly educated on such matters!

The rest is up to them!

Yes!
I was eating my mom's SHYTE!

I really need to get my glasses changed!

I think say na "purposeful PENETRATION" I read o!

Nigerian democracy!

DUNCES FOR DUNCES BY DUNCES!

ideology: @Kanwulia,
Firstly, I can relate to your views,
but Then kanwulia is not Ideology, (no way), your experiences with your "bestie 's " are not same with mine.

To put the above straight, from my last count I have just 3 best friends. I don't just call anyone my bestie.

People I relate with fall into the following categories.
friends - causal friends, acquaintances, colleagues.

Good friends - these set have shown appreciable level of trust and more importantly, we share similar core values. They see me as a person with great personality.

Close friends - these are friends with similar core values that show great understanding of friendship, they seek advice from me, we share certain level of deep thoughts. I have about 10 friends in this category. They also see me as a model

Best friends - these folks are special to me, faithful, dependable, trustworthy, and honest these are friends that have added great value to me, they always call to check on my well being

Generally, friends in this set, see me as a role model, they come to me for advice on very deep issues, we share a lot, they also know my deep thoughts. Just 3 in this category

now you can have an idea why my experiences should be different from yours.

I don't hate people, but I feel bad, when they act in a funny way

I understand humans can be funny, I have a very strong resisting spirit, i know a lot for afar, no matter how nice you seem, from the first day we meet, I know how far I can go with you.

I hope you can relate to this too.
Thanks, stay blessed

My experiences are ok.
I meant my priorities have changed.
My family is MY BEST FRIEND.

Simple!

I am shocked!

It is a 3rd term. . . . !

cbrass:

oya post your presumely flawless tighs to proove that u get craze gan and u dont care what the world says

Na when YOU POST AM. . .I go show you say I nor kia.
I have nothing to prove before dat o!
Not at your command. . . .or at any other's!

Abi I resemble awon 'follow-follow' ni?

Time to WACK. . .

*looking in my refrigerator for some lobster pizza*

cbrass:

hmmmm

That's right!
I am not a CHRISTIAN. . . so, I don't live a LIFE OF A HYPOCRITE!
Nothing to be ashamed or repentant about!
Amiiiiiiin ooooooh!

cbrass:
i cant post it here oo..maybe if you have a personal contact

Ha!

I don't do ANYTHING 'PERSONAL'!
I only do OPEN CONTACTS!

I love to stand by whatever I think, say or do. . . .SO THAT THE WORLD CAN DO ITS WORST!

cbrass:

have not slept since oo, am battling with a code here, you are really keeping me going here, when i saw tohose heavy b.o.obs of urs my brain worked at a supersonic speed

I tink you say nor be my own?

cbrass:

na...age is just a number, the hole doesnt age

Still waiting for pisshure of ya blokos!

* i tink you say moderator dey fia you and you wan waka go? *

Marriage can NEVER be sweet if you are married to a NIGERIAN or an AFRICAN!
Na work. . . .and MANAGEMENT!

cbrass: jeeezz you are old oo...sorryy ma ooo

Gooooooooooooood!

Now go and find ya mate in romance and games sections!

cbrass:

will soon go off joh, dont want the mods to wake up and catch me for here, my ban go long reach a milenium

As NL dry reach. . .dem still get pawa to ban?

Please. . . let them knock demselves out!

Take care my dia.

I slept all day. . . .I ain't going no whia!

Mu he he he he he he

I can't fit to laff finish ooooooo. . . . .

They clung to their wives as if they were newly wedded. I temporarily forgot that I was in a holy church, the spiritual enclave of Christians. I almost laughed my head off because I knew each of the ‘holy’ ‘monogamous’ men intimately and by Jove, I knew of their second, third or fourth wives/liaisons/mistresses with whom they had sired several children. To the whole world they were champions of monogamy, but to their hearts and conscience they were celebrated polygamists, or at best, serial monogamists. Pshaw!
I saw pain written all over them, the agony of living a lie, the unease of hypocrisy, and the shame of going through life pretending to be what you are not.

Xcapist:


Yeah, technically the no ball cutting is involved but they're disconnected and don't serve their purpose, so metaphorically the balls are cut off.

What a MORBID METAPHOR!

cbrass:

i can never shook my thing inside a white woman hole,,,chaii its irritating to me

Never dated a white man either. . . .

I was talking of 'THE MENTALITY'. . . .not the hole!

Mu he he he he he he

My own husband dey call me 'IGEDE' for snoring department o.
So. . .after a few actions, I retire to my bedroom to SNORE IN PEACE!

Any man wey nor like am. . . fit die peacefully!

No. . . I don't like to cuddle!
I get HOT FLASHES at night!

cbrass:

if na gay you dey find my hand no dey there

Nothing to do with gay!
If you wanno see toto or bobby from ANY WOMAN. . .
Be ready to post yours!
Simple!


The reason I looooooooooove BLACK AMERICAN MEN. . . on the 'down-low' or 'low-down'.
Nothing sexist about their mentalities. . . UNLIKE AFRICAN NIGGAS AND NIGRESSES!

May I come to this world as a WHITE WOMAN next time. . . .AMEN!!!!

cbrass:

pissing me off

You see why I say you be small pickin?
You wanno look woman toto and water melon. . .
But you nor wan make me enjoy sweet monkey BEHnana!

I don't do LOCAL SEXISTS!
Especially Nigerian ones!

You have proved my point!

Dang!
This ye ye topic don reach front page?

No wonder. . . .

Closetoheart: Mothers, please what should I do to lose my belly fat? I had my baby two months ago via vaginal delivery, but my tummy has not gone down to what it used to be. I am even gaining more weight and looking big. I need workable and effective methods to shed my weight and lose the excess fat. Please helpo, do not pass me by...lol

OP!

Work DIS!

cbrass:

this wasnt the one i want nw

Na dis wan i want ooooooo
You get dat kain?

Please. . .stick to the topic!
I am trying to help the OP lose some belle and poohsie fat!

cbrass:

so you never sleep anyway post that cowbell factory again joh cos am thirsty

Igweeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

I believe love, sex and marriage like all things in life and death. . . consist of phases.

I am happy to say. . . I HAVE PASSED THESE, never to return.

Any man I hook up with. . . is strictly for PLATONIC reasons.
In other words. . . I EXPECT HIM TO LOVE HIMSELF like I have grown to love myself.
It is called MATURITY!

I don't stroke egos. . . . !

You are in for a MAJOR SOUL-BREAK!

Beautiful thread?
More like a thread for VANITY UPON VANITY!
Mtchew!

This na thread?
Wetiin consine 'belly fat' with family section?
Abi una nor know where 'physical education' section of NL dey ni?

Who givva phock if you are growing hunch back in your azze after delivering quads?

Annoying topic!

* e be like say my ogbanje wan start . . . .feeling a troubled spirit taking over me today. . . .i am having withdrawal syndrome from wahala. . . .looking for a fix *

cbrass:

and have i give you that impression since

Yes!
You have GIVE me that only impression since!

cbrass:
ahahah me small boy...hmm well whats your definition of a small boy

You reason with your lower member of the house ONLY!

cbrass:

you think i believe that ? @bolded lwkmd

anyway have never called a girl on the street in my life, am not the type so even if i see you i will just waka pass ni.

stop calling your self an ashawo now..haba

i still insist if i actually wanted you, you cant withstand it, well only if you detest the internet so much

You are misunderstanding me.
The 'term' ashawo is used 'figuratively'. . . . .
You may want me all you can. . .
My point is that. . .IF I DON'T WANT YOU. . .

GAME OVER!

Do you understand?

*gosh. . .diz small small boys sef*