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Family / Re: We Met On Nairaland And Today We Are Married! by Kanwulia: 9:18am On Sep 23, 2014
Dayjhihannon01: who is dis 1....? undecided If ur no6 is polluted, na by force to come spew rubbish here?

I have spewed forth the rubbish!
Now, GO AND DIE!
You POLYMONIKERING NL WHORRRRRRE! kiss
Kimon post ya piss and move on!
EWU NL! kiss

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Family / Re: Male Teachers And Attractive Female Students by Kanwulia: 9:15am On Sep 23, 2014
They have been duly educated on such matters!

The rest is up to them! kiss
Family / Re: Is It Possible To Remember When You Were Born? by Kanwulia: 9:13am On Sep 23, 2014
Yes!
I was eating my mom's SHYTE! cool
Family / Re: Purposeful Preparation While Waiting ( Singles Special) by Kanwulia: 9:12am On Sep 23, 2014
I really need to get my glasses changed!

I think say na "purposeful PENETRATION" I read o! grin
Politics / Re: PDP Cancels Presidential Primary by Kanwulia: 8:42am On Sep 23, 2014
Nigerian democracy!

DUNCES FOR DUNCES BY DUNCES! cheesy
Family / Re: A Tribute To My Best Friend by Kanwulia: 8:28am On Sep 23, 2014
ideology: @Kanwulia,
Firstly, I can relate to your views,
but Then kanwulia is not Ideology, (no way), your experiences with your "bestie 's " are not same with mine.

To put the above straight, from my last count I have just 3 best friends. I don't just call anyone my bestie.

People I relate with fall into the following categories.
friends - causal friends, acquaintances, colleagues.

Good friends - these set have shown appreciable level of trust and more importantly, we share similar core values. They see me as a person with great personality.

Close friends - these are friends with similar core values that show great understanding of friendship, they seek advice from me, we share certain level of deep thoughts. I have about 10 friends in this category. They also see me as a model

Best friends - these folks are special to me, faithful, dependable, trustworthy, and honest these are friends that have added great value to me, they always call to check on my well being

Generally, friends in this set, see me as a role model, they come to me for advice on very deep issues, we share a lot, they also know my deep thoughts. Just 3 in this category


now you can have an idea why my experiences should be different from yours.

I don't hate people, but I feel bad, when they act in a funny way

I understand humans can be funny, I have a very strong resisting spirit, i know a lot for afar, no matter how nice you seem, from the first day we meet, I know how far I can go with you.

I hope you can relate to this too.
Thanks, stay blessed




My experiences are ok.
I meant my priorities have changed.
My family is MY BEST FRIEND.

Simple! kiss

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Politics / Re: PDP Confirms Sambo As Gej's Running Mate by Kanwulia: 4:57am On Sep 23, 2014
I am shocked! shocked

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Politics / Re: Why Jonathan’ll Win Second Term Alhaji Asari Dokubo by Kanwulia: 4:54am On Sep 23, 2014
It is a 3rd term. . . . ! kiss
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 4:15am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass:

oya post your presumely flawless tighs to proove that u get craze gan and u dont care what the world says

Na when YOU POST AM. . .I go show you say I nor kia.
I have nothing to prove before dat o! kiss
Not at your command. . . .or at any other's! cool

Abi I resemble awon 'follow-follow' ni? cheesy

Time to WACK. . .

*looking in my refrigerator for some lobster pizza* cool
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 4:07am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass:

hmmmm lipsrsealed undecided

That's right!
I am not a CHRISTIAN. . . so, I don't live a LIFE OF A HYPOCRITE! kiss
Nothing to be ashamed or repentant about!
Amiiiiiiin ooooooh! cool
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 4:04am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass:
i cant post it here oo..maybe if you have a personal contact

Ha!

I don't do ANYTHING 'PERSONAL'!
I only do OPEN CONTACTS! kiss

I love to stand by whatever I think, say or do. . . .SO THAT THE WORLD CAN DO ITS WORST! cool
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 4:03am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass:

have not slept since oo, am battling with a code here, you are really keeping me going here, when i saw tohose heavy b.o.obs of urs my brain worked at a supersonic grin speed

I tink you say nor be my own? cheesy
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 4:00am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass:

na...age is just a number, the hole doesnt age tongue

Still waiting for pisshure of ya blokos! kiss

* i tink you say moderator dey fia you and you wan waka go? * wink
Family / Re: Is Marriage Sweet? by Kanwulia: 3:57am On Sep 23, 2014
Marriage can NEVER be sweet if you are married to a NIGERIAN or an AFRICAN!
Na work. . . .and MANAGEMENT! grin

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Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 3:55am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass: jeeezz you are old oo...sorryy ma ooo shocked

Gooooooooooooood!

Now go and find ya mate in romance and games sections! kiss
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 3:54am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass:

will soon go off joh, dont want the mods to wake up and catch me for here, my ban go long reach a milenium cheesy cheesy

As NL dry reach. . .dem still get pawa to ban? shocked

Please. . . let them knock demselves out!

Take care my dia.

I slept all day. . . .I ain't going no whia! kiss
Family / Re: Agony Of Monogamy by Kanwulia: 3:50am On Sep 23, 2014
Mu he he he he he he

I can't fit to laff finish ooooooo. . . . . grin

They clung to their wives as if they were newly wedded. I temporarily forgot that I was in a holy church, the spiritual enclave of Christians. I almost laughed my head off because I knew each of the ‘holy’ ‘monogamous’ men intimately and by Jove, I knew of their second, third or fourth wives/liaisons/mistresses with whom they had sired several children. To the whole world they were champions of monogamy, but to their hearts and conscience they were celebrated polygamists, or at best, serial monogamists. Pshaw!
I saw pain written all over them, the agony of living a lie, the unease of hypocrisy, and the shame of going through life pretending to be what you are not.
Family / Re: Would You Ever Consider Having Your Balls Cut? by Kanwulia: 3:47am On Sep 23, 2014
Xcapist:

cheesy
Yeah, technically the no ball cutting is involved but they're disconnected and don't serve their purpose, so metaphorically the balls are cut off.

What a MORBID METAPHOR! cheesy
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 3:45am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass:

i can never shook my thing inside a white woman hole,,,chaii its irritating to me undecided

Never dated a white man either. . . .

I was talking of 'THE MENTALITY'. . . .not the hole! wink
Family / Re: Sleepless Nights With A Snoring Girlfriend by Kanwulia: 3:43am On Sep 23, 2014
Mu he he he he he he

My own husband dey call me 'IGEDE' for snoring department o.
So. . .after a few actions, I retire to my bedroom to SNORE IN PEACE! cool

Any man wey nor like am. . . fit die peacefully!

No. . . I don't like to cuddle!
I get HOT FLASHES at night! kiss
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 3:37am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass:

if na gay you dey find my hand no dey there cheesy

Nothing to do with gay!
If you wanno see toto or bobby from ANY WOMAN. . .
Be ready to post yours!
Simple! kiss


The reason I looooooooooove BLACK AMERICAN MEN. . . on the 'down-low' or 'low-down'.
Nothing sexist about their mentalities. . . UNLIKE AFRICAN NIGGAS AND NIGRESSES! grin

May I come to this world as a WHITE WOMAN next time. . . .AMEN!!!! kiss
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 3:34am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass:

pissing me off

You see why I say you be small pickin? grin
You wanno look woman toto and water melon. . .
But you nor wan make me enjoy sweet monkey BEHnana!

I don't do LOCAL SEXISTS!
Especially Nigerian ones!

You have proved my point! grin
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 3:31am On Sep 23, 2014
Dang!
This ye ye topic don reach front page? grin

No wonder. . . .
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 3:29am On Sep 23, 2014
Closetoheart: Mothers, please what should I do to lose my belly fat? I had my baby two months ago via vaginal delivery, but my tummy has not gone down to what it used to be. I am even gaining more weight and looking big. I need workable and effective methods to shed my weight and lose the excess fat. Please helpo, do not pass me by...lol


OP!

Work DIS! wink
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 3:27am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass:

this wasnt the one i want nw angry angry angry

Na dis wan i want ooooooo wink
You get dat kain? wink
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 3:25am On Sep 23, 2014
Please. . .stick to the topic!
I am trying to help the OP lose some belle and poohsie fat! cheesy
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 3:24am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass:

so you never sleep shocked shocked anyway post that cowbell factory again joh cos am thirsty grin grin



Igweeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Family / Re: Few Ways To Love Your Husband by Kanwulia: 3:23am On Sep 23, 2014
I believe love, sex and marriage like all things in life and death. . . consist of phases.

I am happy to say. . . I HAVE PASSED THESE, never to return. grin

Any man I hook up with. . . is strictly for PLATONIC reasons.
In other words. . . I EXPECT HIM TO LOVE HIMSELF like I have grown to love myself.
It is called MATURITY! kiss

I don't stroke egos. . . . ! kiss

You are in for a MAJOR SOUL-BREAK! kiss
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 3:07am On Sep 23, 2014
Beautiful thread?
More like a thread for VANITY UPON VANITY!
Mtchew!

This na thread? undecided
Wetiin consine 'belly fat' with family section?
Abi una nor know where 'physical education' section of NL dey ni? undecided

Who givva phock if you are growing hunch back in your azze after delivering quads?

Annoying topic!

* e be like say my ogbanje wan start . . . .feeling a troubled spirit taking over me today. . . .i am having withdrawal syndrome from wahala. . . .looking for a fix *

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Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 2:56am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass:

and have i give you that impression since

Yes!
You have GIVE me that only impression since! grin
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 2:39am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass:
ahahah me small boy...hmm well whats your definition of a small boy

You reason with your lower member of the house ONLY! cheesy

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Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 2:11am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass:

you think i believe that ? @bolded lwkmd

anyway have never called a girl on the street in my life, am not the type so even if i see you i will just waka pass ni.

stop calling your self an ashawo now..haba smiley

i still insist if i actually wanted you, you cant withstand it, well only if you detest the internet so much

You are misunderstanding me.
The 'term' ashawo is used 'figuratively'. . . . .
You may want me all you can. . .
My point is that. . .IF I DON'T WANT YOU. . .

GAME OVER!

Do you understand? wink

*gosh. . .diz small small boys sef*

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