cantona2014:

Miss/mrs elocutionist , your writting dexterity really show in your short words #lyche

Thank you!
*still practicing SELF-CONTROL today*

Illegal business!
The hand of GEJ!
Ha!

Na today?
Only the CBN can release this kind of money!

ladygogo: Kanwulia is obsessed with zebra prints.

Yessoh!
Now, you know what turns me on!

Hmmmmmmmm!
*still practicing SELF-CONTROL*

carefreewannabe: Kanwulia, thanks for sharing your pictures. I love your kitchen.

Welcome!

kreamidiva:


kanyi ñulia today that you are practicing "SELF-CONTROL"

Good luck as you "zip up".

Amen ooooooooooh!!!!!

kreamidiva:


Lol... u woman sef!

Me nor even get anything to tell the young man.

There are far greater problems than what he or she tried to post, but I think I will take the high road this time.
I am practicing "SELF-CONTROL" today!
Wish me luck!

Thanks all!
Yessssssoh, I am a ZEBRA freak!
I love animal prints. . . . And a tidy personal space IN MY BASEMENT-BUNKER!

*of course I am very gentle. . . . Extremely ANGELIC. . . . . Until. . . . .

kreamidiva:


This one wey u no get anything to tell op.

Hmmmm....

The Yingrish nor let me understand o.
The bad grammar was too distracting.
I gave up!

My wonderful family only!
The rest I have gladly done without!

Surprise-surprise!
Guess from what tribe?

With IBB, SLS, ATK and all the Northern big-wigs. . . .?

Not to worry.
You are not alone my dear Northerners.
Jonathan has also failed NIGERIA.

Thanks to OBJ!

Na wetin dem wan push again?
No be NIGER DELTA NIGGAS DEY FOR PAWA FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS NOW?

Dummies!

ISHI-AKPU. . . go and sit down!

Strictly for OYINBOS.
Not applicable in AFRICA!
No marriage in Africa. . . JUST SHACK UP AND BREED.

Were they writing 'WASC'?

Hmmmmmm!

I prefer the modern times o.
Iphone 7 . . . pre-ordered!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9yS0e_53As

This is the reason why I CAN'T STAND GANGS and groupie friendships!
Too much talking going on here.
The need to confess this and that.

What righteous indignation!

See sour NGWO GWO soup tinz o!

In fact. . . I don't know who to insult first.
Too many choices. . . with equal level of irritation with a truck-load of juveniles.

Next please!

Knowing me. . . I HAVE SAID IT ALL. . .
The good, the bad and the UGLY.
No apologies!

Not a religious hypocrite.
If I like you. . . you will know.
If I can't stand you. . . . .YOU WILL KNOW EVEN MORE!

HerexG:

Oh sorry I got you now, the mother has been bearing the burden alone ever since she divorced with her husband. It got to an extent that she couldn't bear it anymore maybe her overreaction scared the poor boy away and she never came looking for him

I have to keep learning one thing in life. . . . I fail most times.
When it comes to blood ties. . . .
If you don't walk in the shoes. . . .you can never understand ANYTHING!

Easier to criticize, than empathize.

CHAI!!!!
Walmart don chop my money finish!!!!!


Bottom line. . .
IF YOU LIVE LIKE A PIG. . . YOU WILL ALWAYS ACT LIKE A PIG.
Find the time to HUMANIZE YOURSELF!
I love the white man's land. . . BEHOLD AMERICA THE MOST BEAUTIFUL!!!!

Yesssssssssoh!
I clean by myself and still look BEAUTIFUL with AJEBUTTER NAILS!
Try this in NIGERIA OR AFRICA. . . YOU WILL AGE AND WRINKLE FASTER THAN YOUR GREAT-GRAND PARENTS!
Hard life. . . no water. . . no electricity.
GENERATOR FUMES AND BOREHOLE RINGWORM INFESTED WATER SUPPLY.
Ta!

Thank you my people.
You know I work very hard ehn?
So, it is important to have a tidy home, so I can continue to progress.
SWITCH TO HARD WOOD FLOORS. . . AND AVOID CARPET. . . EXCEPT IN THE BEDROOMS AND STAIRS. . . .TO KEEP THE NOISE LEVELS DOWN.

Less cleaning with hardwood floors. . . .easier too!


The most important thing is to have YOUR OWN PRIVATE LIVING QUARTERS even in your home.
No body enters there without invitation!
Simple.

We have an agreement. If you wanno mess up your own room. . .YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME THERE.
We meet in common areas only!
It has worked out very well.

When I retire to my quarters. . . .it feels like PARADISE.
My doors are never locked. . . but everyone respects my space!

Cleanliness is next to Spirituality. . . not GODLINESS!
Do your chores and have some good exercise with LOUD MUSIC!
Me and DORTY not get business o!

Because they are the rejected souls of their God's heaven!
The MARK of Cain they will forever bear!

Try SOUTH-SOUTH!
Na dem be champions for that area o!

More tithes to OBJ and Anenih.. . . . . . .the sole beneficiaries.

HerexG:

Stop being a negative man my friend, did I asked you to raise a dim for Wale or for any help ? Tell me why would I lie or is Nairaland paying me for this ? Please let ur criticism to be always constructive before you raise one ,i just pray you don't fall a victim of a terminal ailment or try move out of ur comfort zone nd see what a lot people are going through. Thanks for reading

I did not call you a liar.
You need to pay careful attention.
Thanks!

* sighs *

Anoda wan don come o

My husband dis. . . . My husband that!
Marriage is not a JAIL-SENTENCE!
You are being too suffocating.

I can really see why your husband avoids you.
Your own too much abeg!


Go to your room and stay there!

You don't need friends!
You need a job.
FAST!

I am more concerned with some of the words you used repeatedly. . . . .

Like "cautiousness" and "canvassed"!

Did you really mean to used them?

As for Wale?
Such is the sad reality of life!

We are told a certain son of one GOD like that died for all sins and sicknesses.

What a BIG LIE! 419!!!!

Abegggggggi! Where is the FATHER? Na only the mama dey responsible?
Quite sexxxxxist!
Sheeeeeeeesh.

crackhaus:
Protest? You think?
Not really!

Still I say you LIE!
I see you edited your first comment by restricting your example to politicians...how you know what they do or what any gathering with RMD in it does leaves a lot to be imagined, and I'd rather not.

Do these circle of men constitute 75% of Nigerian men?
Let's say for one second I agree that these class of people in your example get phocked in the azzes, how does that justify your 75% figure?

Eishhhhhh...just admit that your figure is wrong..that's my only PROTEST, I care not for what RMD or closet PHAGGOT politrickcians do or not do.

How you know what they do in their CLOSETS still leaves a lot to be imagined.

I am not CATHOLIC.

I am not limiting my stats to Nigerian, male politicians. Just my example within the group. My stats are MY STATS!
75% of ALL NIGERIAN MALES ARE BISEXXXUALS!

Take it or leave it!

esteltiarra: .


Kanwulia you make me laugh so hard whenever l visit the family section, most of your post make sense die, have you ever consider doing comedy as a part time job............

Some of us are on NL as entertainers for free. If I make money out of being funny, it is no longer a gift!
Besides, I already have the job I loooooooove!
Not an ITALIAN JOB o!