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Romance / Re: Bride Twerking Romantically For Groom On Their Wedding Day by Karleyb: 7:13pm On Oct 25, 2016
Well there's nothing bad, they are husband and wife. But dang, it's weird enough that parents will now know someone is knacking, but rolling yansh in front of those village uncles and aunties and parents would be extra uncomfortable in my opinion.

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Celebrities / Re: Joshua Agai, A Model, Bleaches His Skin by Karleyb: 9:51pm On Mar 14, 2016
Broda oyinbo.....ok ...you are not gay...uhuh...yea not gay at all, but my Gaydar is buzzing off the hook....abasha!!
Travel / Re: Nigerian Students In Canada: How Do You Survive? by Karleyb: 6:56am On Mar 06, 2016
maestrojay:
Hello guys, pls is there anione in Memorial University of Newfoundland... pls i want to apply there for masters in International relations... i hav gone through the school's site, but is there anione to help me ansa some general questions about the school and the city in general.. thanks guys..

First things first! schooling abroad no be beans o! you better start training yourself to type correct and proper English. That "anione" that you typed, if you had used the correct spelling, it doesnt shorten the word, we for say na shorthand. Schooling abroad, especially in the Americas will require a lot of paper writings. Been there, done that. Goodluck.
Education / Re: Teacher Beats 3-Year-Old For Urinating & Defecating On His Body (pics) by Karleyb: 3:39pm On Feb 15, 2016
Hmmmmmm ...walahi she will use her mouth to pluck out all her armpit hair strand by strand, then ill give her some laxatives for at least 1 week after which i make sure she goes to jail and ill monitor her jail presence every other day. If she comes to this world again, she wont repeat such.
Education / Re: Burial Of Charity Dazan YABATECH Student That Died - Touching Photos by Karleyb: 4:32pm On Feb 12, 2016
It KILLS me each time i hear or read about people dying because "the DR/ nurses refused treatment because they wanted to be paid upfront" . Its just sad how irrelevant peoples lives are to these heartless so called medical practitoners. Sooo many people would still be alive if human lives were important. cry

Take accident victim or sick person to hospital, No money, no treatment, person dies!

People who want to get rich fast kill innocent people, BABIES, young boys and girls for money ritual

Mistakenly hit someone while driving, instead of taking responsibility, they run and leave the person to die

Thieves waste lives after stealing peanut money

Police killing people for no goddamn reason

Police killng people because they know they have money on them

People killing each other because the other person is doing better than them.

I don taya jare.

God , please let the hope in humanity be restored!
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Karleyb: 4:13pm On Feb 09, 2016
JayJustus:
student style stove top mac and cheese...I am not a fan of store-bought ishhh...so I do em all from scratch with lots of love and missing my mum also...lol...easy as putting on a condom grin cheesy

Recipie please!!!
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Flaunts His Sexy Body In An Elevator by Karleyb: 2:08am On Jan 22, 2016
Looks like man boobs to me grin cheesy
Health / Re: Biometrics Scanners Can't Sucessfully Recognise My Fingerprints by Karleyb: 6:27am On Jan 21, 2016
Bossforeva:
Lalasticlala pls can u take this issue to Nairaland Front-page. This problem reappeared when I went for my MTN Sim Registration.

Prayer and fasting bro! if you con go america nko? they will think u jump mexico boarder to enter o shocked
Celebrities / Re: Tunde Owokoniran Proposes To Oluwatunmise Akinwinsola In Public by Karleyb: 6:24am On Jan 21, 2016
Eyahhhh this 'R' factor guy grin grin grin good for them ooo.
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Shows Off Stunning New Look (photos) by Karleyb: 6:18am On Jan 21, 2016
AmakaDNB:
Waist trai...... lipsrsealed
NER grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: I Was In Labour For 20 Hours – Tiwa Savage by Karleyb: 6:15am On Jan 21, 2016
demsid:
So becos tiwa savage Dey labour for 20hrs now, we should be crying. She just Dey try makeup for all d rubbish stunts she performed by hiding d baby's face. Find better news jare mod

abi ooooo lol. Ppl are doing more than 20hrs, pushing out twins, and they dont make front page. SMH
Romance / Re: Help!!! My Girlfriend And My Sister Are Enemies... I Need Advice Urgently by Karleyb: 6:12am On Jan 21, 2016
I think sometimes, theres this "taboo" thing going on about "as my friend, you are forbidden to date my brother or sister". Well, unfortunately sometimes, unplanned feelings /love does happens. You need to talk to your sister, she needs to take a chill pill. I am pretty sure she is no saint either. Give her an ultimatum that unless theres a mindblowing reason why you shouldnt marry your girl, then she should shaddap and forever hold her peace. If its ordinary she left her bf stuff, your sis needs to grow up, so you need to investigate, betterstill, invite a 3rd party, like a mutual and neutral friend of your girl and sis.

My 2 cents.
Goodluck.
Romance / Re: Can I Propose To A Girl Through Whatsapp? by Karleyb: 4:01pm On Jan 18, 2016
Whatsapp?? Sho ghabadun sha?
Family / Re: Help!!! My Graduate Sister Brought A Shoemaker As Her Husband To Be by Karleyb: 6:03am On Jan 18, 2016
Lets assume the guy is a shoemaker living in the US, would your family still have a problem with it? at least he is not a thief and y'all should be grateful him and your sister didnt lie to you guys. What if they connived to lie to your folks that he is a lawyer? will your dad or mom ask for his certificate to prove it? afterall there are countless zoology students working in banks. Its your sisters life...leave her alone biko.
Religion / Re: Mike & Gloria Bamiloye With Their Children Looking Great In A Sunday Photoshoot by Karleyb: 7:57pm On Jan 17, 2016
Cute family. I use to think she speaks like she always has a cold or her nose is blocked lol...love them though..

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Celebrities / Re: My Grandma Calls Me Korede Bello. Do I Really Look Like Him by Karleyb: 3:33pm On Jan 16, 2016
Lol....grandma is whining you to put down sontin for d ghels....everyone wanna look like a celeb...das how one thirsty dude said he looks lik davido...mtchewwww....stop trying to look like anyone!! be yourself...Sheeeesh!!!!!!
Properties / Re: An Apartment On Fire In CBN Estate 2, Alakija by Karleyb: 12:12am On Jan 15, 2016
Eyahhh......hope everyone is ok. People need to be educated on fire safety. You will be surprised at how little people understand about safety. Imagine someone putting candle under their bed so they can 'see' at night...its a no brainer that its wrong, but my people wont care. God help us all.
Celebrities / Re: People Say I Look Like Davido, Is It True? (pics) by Karleyb: 12:03am On Jan 15, 2016
Nahh bruh...sorry for bursting your bubble...but u dont look one bit like him. Sorry again bruh.

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Politics / Re: Switzerland To Transfer $300Million Abacha Loot To Nigeria – Minister by Karleyb: 11:33pm On Jan 11, 2016
Even if they transfer , what difference does it make? Mtchewwww abi no be this same naija ni? we wont hear about it again, u wee see lol
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Reacts To Olamide & Donjazzy Headies Saga by Karleyb: 3:17pm On Jan 02, 2016
Headies ko, Tailies ni. They should allow us to rest biko. How does their pillow fight affect the price of petrol? Mtchewwwwwww.

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