Johnnoah1st:
should i post my email so we can talk through email? cus it seems all dis fuuckard wont mind there business.

no.drop your number so we would chat via whatsapp,i deactivated my email account due to hacking

Goodyshoes:

Can you just examine what you wrote up there....??
Youre a juvenile teenager, yet to even get schooled.... And all you bother about is getting wedded, without even considering what you could even offer to the 'marriage'....
Isnt it ridiculous.....
Lemme let yhu know this, a man respects a girl who is pretty, smart and productive.... Not just some jambite, teenage girl who got her hands on an internet enabled phone,with priority of marriage, before even getting schooled properly....
You should be concerned with your education for now, and see how best you can make something out of yourself....
Just imagine.....!!!
A mere 16 years....

i am curbing my urge to give you the rough edge of my tongue.i have told you i am not searching for marriage,but if a suitor comes my way and i like the suitor,i wouldnt turn the suitor down.i have known many who married at my age n are very succesful women. I am learned enough,with high intellect.i have a restaurant my mother manages for me which earns almost half a million a month. I also write speeches for a living.I draw potraits which earns me alot.There are lots of talents i have which i am still working on. I know i dont have it all,but at least i have achieved a little.So i reached you three criterias,especially the productive one?didnt i?...
The same way you said guys are attracted to pretty and productive ladies is the same way i tell you i get attracted to rich guys.Love grows after attraction,n i guess my attraction is wealth'So dont you underate me!

AlienStar:
U r rite it's nobody's biz......wait oo so poverty alleviation scheme no reach una syd.

young lady,dont quote me'Mind your fucking business!!!

Johnnoah1st:
ANYWAY, AM A 27 YEARS OLD GUY, WORK AND BASED IN GERMANY. A YORUBA.

whaaaaat!you are too old for me

Johnnoah1st:
dats cul. to start with, can u upload ur pics 4 just 2minute 4 me to see ur face?

.alright then.you should tell me about yourself first

Goodyshoes:

smh...
You wanna get wedded just for the money....
Mehn....!!!
Values have changed.... Why bother about another's salary.... Lolz...
Meanwhile, why are yhu 'searching' for a husband..?

i am not searching for a husband,but if one comes my way with money,i would accept.my values differ from others,i want a rich man,that is it.it is nobody business!

Johnnoah1st:
my salary? let me get to knw u 1st, but am comfortable in german standard and over comfortable in nigeria standard.

now you are talking!
I am 16 years old. A jambite.i am from Delta state,i am a christian.Average height,dark n cute.

Which romancelander do you wish would be banned?

Sometimes i wish i would be banned because of my threads.

Most times i wish Sandranna would be banned,mere viewing her thread that revolves pictures uploading makes me sick...

Johnnoah1st:
infact, calling jollyjoy ape is an insult to all wild animals

hahahaha

Johnnoah1st:
like i said earlier in my previous post i have asked for opinion of nairalanders whether to marry a nigeria girl or marry my white girl and dey all concluded that i should marry a nigeria girl now i need a nigeria girl and i cant get any nigerian girl where i am now, any girl interested (note u must atleast be averagely beautiful) can PM me. or do anybody knw any nigeria dating website? i even believe am going to get a girl on nairaland self without going to any dating site,
NOTE: only mature minds should comment here pls.

i can be your wife,but you have to be very rich.What is your monthly salary?

Jollyjoy:
i dn"t remember quoting u.

flashback!a single mum was in dire need for advice'she needed to know the stories of other single mothers in other to encourage her,so i opened a thread for her sake,all you could do was to post an abusive comment.Just wanted you to feel what i felt at that instant,that was why i quoted you

Jollyjoy:
stop being a troll,am nt ur mate,plz leave my thread,there are more stvpid thread in dis section so if u see my thread as one it ur problem nt mine. U either add to it or quietly leave.

shut your appalling bouche up!ape

TheSonOfMark:

my questions are:did you study english language at the university?and do you get agitated whilst doing your E-wars?

Oops!then i mistook mrschima for misssclassy

Loveren:
I did nt include classy's name.

Misssclassy name is not supposed to be included.i have seen her threads and post,she gives quality advice to those in need,so her name ought not to be included.BUt sandranna name should be written 100x

Etetejake:


missclassy, what can I do na? I av waited for 8yrs just for my dream woman but it seems that can't be. It is hard this days to see a girl without a boyfriend, what u do is get in and win her heart. I just learnt not to expect perfection out of a flesh. This is what is trending these days, so I can't go on waiting for that dream girl. We haven't make luv yet. Not even kissing. She said I do make her happy always maybe that's y. I know she loves me more than those two bkx she once told me that one will give her money and she ill give to me for what I told her I wish I had ,but y she is longer showing it since the day I retaliated is what I don't understand. She has other guys but don't want me to cheat on her. She even text me that if I forget her that she will kill me. I dont want to be in a relationship where my girl will be cheating on me, but I also know that she wunt do that if I have money. that is y am still with her. But after talking to her tomorrow and she didn't give me any good reson y she luv me, i will quit.

young man,it is not by mouth alone,love is shown in actions.Dont you know the same way she would tell you she loves you more than the rest is the same way she would tell the two guys seperately she loves them more than the rest?
If you dont have a gf,would you die?i have seen guys that never had a gf till 30,n the one they had,they married.move on...lots of love

Lolz
guy i am disappointed with you.Many people are looking for visions,they are consulting mediums to know whether their partner is right for them,but u have revelations free of charge and you are fooling around

for the times you spent with her,go for deliverance

Goldmaxx:
As am typing this,there's a big burden of sadness in my heart.Please read carefully.

Am the first son of my parents and I have been seeing this girl living in my hood for sometime now.Just yesterday she called saying that she is a month pregnant.I thought she was joking but she was'nt though i have'nt met.
Note:I don't have a girl friend,she's just one of the my free givers.
Please what should i do,i just took jamb and awaiting post utme and am 17+.I don't want my dad to know.
Please don't insult me.Thank you all.

Cc: lalasticlala
Ishilove

sweetheart,i wouldnt castigate you because we grow from our mistakes.Dont look at the situation from the dark side alone but from the good side.you just gave a baby a chance to live!That gorgeous child is a gift.
Tell your parents.off course they would chide you,but it is only for a while.
I believe your mother would take care of that stunning baby while you are in school.you can take of barbing,or any part time job while you wait for admission in other to save for your child upkeep'

dont take people as objects for self gratification,respect and value them as worthwhile beings.Take care of your baby mama,n your child.The journey to fatherhood begins now....lots of love

NoobSaibott:
Ok, girls, forget the topic.

What color of panties do you have on right now?

Ladies only pls.

Any guy that comments is effeminate.

the only thing i know about my pant is that it is finer dan your face....dont mind me sweetheart,been sarcastic

Rexhenrex:
often times have tried to partake in the annual Mr Nairaland contest but am the shy and introvert type,(maybe dats why i don't av a g.f) not that i have low self esteem.

but considering the fact that NL is filled with handsome swaggalicious dudes,8-) i get discouraged to contest so as not to get disappointed.also there is this MR faculty competition comming up in school would like you guys to rate me on a scale of 100% so as to gimme the morale to contest

#bashing is allowed....more pics at nexxt page.
Cc.sexymomma

the babe na your gf?na she sing akanchawa?

Arbiola:
Don't lie i'm handsome......

choi!since God created you,i wouldnt call u FUGLY.....u try sha

How long did it take you to get over someone you love?
We are more than insults,please

It tasted like peppermint

stormkiid:
Guys please I need serious attention... Am 17 years of age.. Dia is dis girl Dat av been eyeing me for a couple of time nao... But always wondering “wetin she go dey eye me for.. Tho I look older Dan ma age.. So I decided to make some moves den I finally got her contact. We began chatting and so on ND she seems very interested in me but the thing is right now is Dat she is 24 when she asked me ma age I told her 23 do u think Dat lie is too much and Dat dis relationship is going nowhere cos u always have to use anoda lie to cover a lie dats Jez the bad thing about lying.... Please I need you guys matured opinion.............. Thanks

my dear,i would be frank with you even though i am younger than you.Most guys that date ladies older than them get dumped because the ladies with time find out they are not mature enough for them.At the age of 24,most ladies are ready for marriage,are you ready to marry her now?when she clocks 26,n matured working suitors come to her,would she shun dem for a 19 year old guy?
For lying that was wrong of you.be confident about your age.
Am not a prophet of doom,but the chances of this working out is about 20 percent



lots of love!

Have you ever slapped your boyfriend?what was he reaction?


I have done that twice.The first one cried after i slapped him,the second was shocked.

Hmmn,i be deltababe.As long he is very wealthy,any tribe would be good...*bank alert turns me on*

Share your motherhood experiences

All the haters should go to hell.Ask all of those that are saying trash against the op should upload their own pictures n you would get the worst nightmare of your life.d girl is fine now,why are those that are as ugly as my pant talking trash?

gr8david:
What for? If u see ds gal Wayn dey ask you to upload ur pics syf, chai u go think Sey na ojuju Calabar

too weak to exchange words with you'in case of next time,just upload urs or if you dont want to,stay quiet instead of spewing gibberish

perry2020:


So obviously she likes him very well coz he spends else of coz if atleast u keep quiet abt an abuse,u should be so pissed that u let go of the guy atleast he dint dis virgin her.
N what she was trying to avoid(druging etc) turned out on her even without plans
Besides does this guy stay alone that she was able to go comfortably to his house and he abused her yet she fought and screamed bt Noone could help nt even his frnds or perhaps neighbour's.

My opinion ;the guy is a very good liar and a serial cheat and that line of "u look like some1 I know" is obviously used on many girls he comes across.i wouldn't be the one to advice her if she should stay in the relationship or not coz she is the know that knows what she is getting from it,i would just advice she be more careful
No1.u dnt bomb on a guy anyhow(uninvited),everyone needs their privacy and for ur own security reasons as well,she is in her parents house doing this so obviously if she is in school she will even move in with the guy just to be sure he doesn't have a bitchh or side chick that's too dangerous I remember a girl in ogun state (my cousins frnd) who went to her boy frnds place uninvited they had been dating for a years unknown to her that the guy is an armed robber so she went to the guys house uninvited,duplicated his keys unknown to him just to meet him and his friends sharing the money they got from their operations with guns on d table.their standing rule was nobody must know what they do not even their girl frnds and the consequence is death,the guy pleaded and all bt he was even d one who made d rule so they killed her and dumped her body somewhere close to her house thanks to people who knew her movement and a frnd that dropped her, what of the lady in abuja here gwags who went to see her boy frnd in the middle of the day I tell u not knowing he was a cultist and had clash with another group they attacked him and as they were on it she came in and they all raped her,these real life stories go on and on its reali good to be careful with guys coz u dnt know.them 100% it's what they say u believe and judge from the attitudes they pull off out of pretense. guys would always be guys some cheat bt know where their heart belongs,you don't have to body guard him or monitor his movement at the risk of ur sanity coz ho.estly if u find out anything it's u that would be hurt and crying.
What if she was gang raped U need to talk sense into this ur frnd.if there was no visiting involved he wouldn't have taken advantage of her and am so damn sure they have been having constant sex afterwards.

thanks in loadz...lots of love

folajoseph:
I'm an ardent reader and i will like to share my story with you since a problem shared is a problem half solved.

I'm a 30 years old man, i started dating a girl in August 2008 (she's igbo and i'm yoruba) we live in the same estate and the relationship was the best time of my life until one day, not long into the relationship i was planning to move to my own apartment since i was staying with parents as i walking her home she told me we should call the relationship quit after about 1 year, i asked her why and she said because i was moving, i explained to her that we would always visit each other but she said No, so i left her and went home feeling bad, i didn't even sleep that night.


To cut the long story short she apologized and we were back together, not long after she moved to Enugu from Lagos to stay with her sister and we only talked on phone, all of a sudden she broke up with me again for no reason, in fact she broke up with me 3 times without stating any reason and came back begging me by herself (thought she was still a virgin), when she did it the 4th time, i had fallen out of Love with her, the passion was gone.

I had wasted over 3 years with this girl and i felt used so one night i came back from work and went to a bar alone to get drunk, i met a girl through a lady friend and we had s*x that night, my x called me after then and started begging me again but i said this time it’s over for good but unknown to me the girl i had s*x with was pregnant but didn't tell me, when she was 7 months pregnant her mother called me to break the news to me, i was sad because she didn't tell me for 7 months that she has been pregnant and secondly she was a rebound girl i never Loved her.

She gave birth to twins(2 boys) though i have a good job but it would have been better to have the kids with the one i Loved, i later found out that she was a promiscuous girl that sleeps around and to my greatest surprise she is also a clepto whom i have bailed out of different situations which made me to take my kids away from her to my parents whom have been taking better care of them though i pay all their bills conveniently (in fact i'm happy i had those kids, they are amazing and people always commend me when they see me with them especially in their school)

Now i find it hard to forgive the mother of my kids for not telling me initially and also my girlfriend for all she did to me (though she said it was due to tribal difference) but i find it hard to meet nice girls plus i don't know if i can Love again, i need help.

let your gf go to hell,she played with your heart like football.
For the other lady,dont blame her.first,i have seen many cases were a lady doesnt know she is pregnant for many months.Genevie,nollywood actress never knew she was pregnant till seven months.many girls are afraid of telling guys that they are carrying their baby because they fear the guy may deny it'since u dont love her,dont date her,but take care of her.

icedbeatz:
WTF are you insinuating? 16yrs so what? did she ask how she could be successful in life? did she ask how to make a great difference in life or enhance herself or acquire knowledge?!?
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HELL NO rather she wants to know how to fuk and suck some dick?!?! Now would I be a food director if I tell her something less than what she requested for? it's simple answer and don't start with any religious bs.
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can't you respect your fellow human being for once?? SHE ASKED FOR MATURED ANSWERS AND NO INSULTS

be sure of what an op says before spewing gibberish.i used a masculine pronoun in my post which means it is a guy not in Nl that wanted this question answered,a guy in who is older than you with about ten years.so gray your mindset of "me" wanting to bleep at 16...