..If i hear say ghana beat algeria eeehn..

caketake3:


Yes.. I am passionate on it and as per grades...on higher class but I just wanna divert to studying french

You are probably the GREATEST fool i have ever come across! Sorry,your brain ain't working anymore....law to french? Rotfl

Rotjijatau:
Hello nairaland....... I just want information from you if there is any university in Nigeria that will give me admission with the following WAEC result:

Mathematics- E8
English- C4
Commerce- B2
Economics- C6
Government- C4
Agriculture- C6
C.R.S- C6
Literature- F9

My deficiency is just Mathematics, and am willing to study any course.

Pls i need answers that will help me...... Thank you!!!

you can go for a pre-degree first of all.....

Hello friends, i just wanna take this time out to advice you guys! (Especially the first timers)
JAMB no be beans,una dey hear me? Jamb no be moi moi o! If you guys wanna get admitted next year please you have to study extra hard! Not just to be admitted but getting your school of choice/course of choice.....i wrote jamb twice...my second attempt wasn't too good cos i was under severe pressure(u know naw) but thank God it's over now.....for those going on their first missionary journey,those on their second,third e.t.c please note that this is a fight,a war for your survival,a war for your future! U need to get serious....thank you all,i wish you guys goodluck!
Kasyn....200l law UNN

studio14:
So na you bi the guy wey sleep inside bank wey that otepu take off with your money ?

lmao.... u no well sha...

PapiDShipCapt:

this is a case of cash retract. it is normal while using atm so not a big deal anymore. Simply go to your bank, the customer service department precisely and explain your predicament to them. You will be given a form to fill, make sure you fill it correctly. Since its your bank's atm, I don't think it is going to take longer than 7days.

But note that the fault isn't the bank but interwitch.

Also do not delete the alert received for that transaction.

thank you so much,man! I really appreciate....i will do just that.

lekkie073:
It would reverse...keep waiting

ok o

kingofpool:
come to my shrine lets ask iffa to help you, meanwhile when coming come with one white fowl, seven tubers of yam, one native chalk, seven kola nuts and ten thousand naira

lol....nah thunder go fire you!!!

IKJ66:
......it onced happen to me buh before I could lay my complain I got another alert rectifying the error .......so chill !!!

ok o...but its been over a week now. #hopefully waiting

IKJ66:
It does happen ,,,,,lay the complain and they would rectify it

please bro,how sure are you that it would be rectified?

Please help me guys, i went to withdraw some cash(10k) on the 12th of december,.....i used the atm of fidelity bank(my bank) inside my school to withdraw the 10k,i did everything as usual and saw "transaction in progress" on the screen of the atm,i started to rub my palms and also licking my lips.......what i saw next was "your financial institution is not available" for my mind i begin think..."which kain english be dis one?...wetin i do devil again?..."
i patiently input all the inputables again and my cash was finally dispensed....i thanked God and pocketed the chips,it was later in the night when i was charging my phone and decided to switch it on that i recieved double alerts both of them debit of 20k! Chei,i was like -'20k ke?,no be 10k i withdraw?'...
Persin wey hunger dey wire for school go come lose 10k?.......the next day quickly rushed to the bank atm to check/confirm my acc status and truly my 10k was gone......i thought about going to lay my complaints inside the bank buh how?
I paid for what i didn't buy/consume......abeg bankers in the house,una don begin dey thief customer money? There is God o! If nah christmas tinz una suppose tell me first before collecting my money now.....

All4naija and that mumu wey im moniker starts with letter M are just stupid,idiotic and jealous human beings!

We don't make noise,our achievements speaks for us!!! Visit our state university and its medical school to confirm also!

My state! Oh,my beautiful state! Everything about enugu state is just awesome!!!
Whatelse.........proudly enuguboi....repping like mad!

pazienza:


Don't take his bait. He want to incite Igbo dick measuring contest between Enugu people and Anambrarians. Don't take the bait, don't compare Enugu with any SE town,Enugu is the capital of the Igbo nation, it belongs to all Ndiigbo. Onitsha is our commercial capital, Aba is our Industrial capital, Nnewi is going to be our detroit, Owerri our tourist haven, Abakaliki would be the centre of our agro econnomy, there is room for all in the Igbo nation, no need for Igbo dick measuring contest.

A1

Kingsley1000:
HOW I WISH MY MUMU GOVERNOR,#horse buyer #OBIANO go learn from enugu state governor....

lmao.....mumu governor,horse buyer kwa? Hehehehehehehe......abeg o

Wow.......this is the best news of the year! #ENUGU_Polo park mall.....loading

zlatansomto:
Ediott, go and tell that to Rockefeller Foundation that listed Enugu among the 100 resilient cities in the world and not your maga city Lagos!! Dunce •

no mind the mumu......
ENUGU remains the pride of the EAST!

Oji river again?.....that axis of my state nah die.

ebig21:
Am a spacebooker and so what?

guy,u too much joor! Lmao!!!

yunglykmine:
So Peter Obi now sleeps in the Villa...?

bad belle!!!

PapiDShipCapt:
KESHI NEED TO BE ARRESTED N JAILED RIGHT IMMEDIATELY.

this is wicked bro! Arrested for what? Lmao...rotfl

Wale112:
Only Ghana can save west Africa


Ghana 6 - Togo 1


super mumu chickens



u don't have light yet u claim u are the giants of Africa.

I just slapped a st.upid ghanaian PUFF PUFF hawker here in uyo,can you imagine the dunce walked straight to me and said- "sire,do you mind taking puffu puffu?"
i was like, you mustn't go scot-free! So i gave her a slap Hotter than that of the devil! Oh yes,i did!

Wale112:
Only Ghana can save west Africa


Ghana 6 - Togo 1


super mumu chickens



u don't have light yet u claim u are the giants of Africa.

mumu

I just slapped a st.upid ghanaian PUFF PUFF hawker here in uyo,can you imagine the dunce walked straight to me and said- "sire,do you mind taking puffu puffu?"
i was like, you mustn't go scot-free! So i gave her a slap Hotter than that of the devil! Oh yes,i did!

Wow! Anybody,coffee?!

Update score naw!!!

Kasyn:
Nigeria 1-2 South africa

hmmmm...

Supersports facebook page will be a 'NO GO AREA' for nigerians this night.

bigtt76:
No future for Super Chickens Eagles until NFF returns matches involving them to National Stadium Lagos ....all these states they're running to are just too lenient. First it was in Kano we lost world cup qualifier ticket to Angola, Lost at home in Calabar, now again in Akwa Ibom

are those places not part of nigeria again?