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Religion / Re: Mountain Of Fire 70 Days Fasting And Prayer 2017 by kayfam(m): 12:21pm On Aug 11, 2017 |
Ayanfeoluwaoba: Kindly add me on bro, thank you. 08071222849 and kayfam01@gmail.com Appreciate |
Religion / Re: Mountain Of Fire 70 Days Fasting And Prayer 2017 by kayfam(m): 12:18pm On Aug 11, 2017 |
[quote author=Ayanfeoluwaoba post=59292800]Good morning Dear You can get the app on Google play store and if you can't go through that stress, kindly drop your email or your Whatsapp contact, you will be added to a group. Thank you Pls broda, kindly add me on. 08071222849 |
Religion / Re: RCCG Holy Ghost Congress 2016 - Complete Restoration (Day 1) by kayfam(m): 2:50pm On Dec 06, 2016 |
jejemanito: If U want to experience restoration in your life try and attend. Don't just pass d road, but be there live. 6 Likes |
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by kayfam(m): 4:32pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
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Politics / Re: Nigeria's Recession May Last Till 2020 If.....agbakoba by kayfam(m): 9:39pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
oyegbe: Hope buhari is ready for advice? sanusi and soludo did same what came out of the advice ? probing!!!. |
Career / All Salary Earners Must Read This!!!!!!!! by kayfam(m): 5:35pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
Copied. Soooo funny.... ...................RELAX All salary people must read this... After 4 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been promoted, no salary increment, no commendation. So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying:- "My friend, you have not worked here for even a single day!" I was shocked to hear that! But the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place.... Manager: How many days are there in a year? Me: 365 days and sometimes 366. Manager: Do you come to work on weekends? Me: No Sir. Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends? Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days. Manager: Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 366 days. how many days do you now have? Me: 262 days Manager: How many hours make up a day? Me: 24 Hours. Manager: How long do you work in a day? Me: 10am to 6pm - 8 hours a day. Manager: So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Me: 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third). Manager: This is nice of you! what is 1/3rd of 262 days? Me: 87 (1/3 x 262 = 87days) Manager: I do give you 2 weeks sick leave, 15 days casual leave, 5 days optional leave, 30 days earned leave every year. Now remove that 64 days from the 87 days left. How many days do you have remaining? Me: 23 days. Manager: Do you work during the various recognized festivals? (20 days) Me: No Sir! Manager: Do you work on Democracy Day? Me: No sir! Manager: Do you come to work on Independence Day? Me: No sir! Manager: So how many days left? Me: 1 day sir! Manager: Do you come to work on New Year's Day? Me: No sir!! Manager: So how many days are left? Me: None Sir! Manager: So what are you claiming? Me: I now understand, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company money all these days.� 3 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Patience And Goodluck Jonathan And Their Son At Airport, Abuja by kayfam(m): 8:23am On Jul 25, 2016 |
greatgod2012: You read thru my mind. |
Politics / Re: Okorocha Meets Pastor Mike Agbahiwe Whose Wife Was Killed In Kano by kayfam(m): 12:18am On Jun 27, 2016 |
joborskill: I disagree 100 % time over sir. |
Romance / Re: @Kingtblakhoc sharing photos with the women That slept with him by kayfam(m): 11:19pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
NewSheriff: Abegiii which redeem sister. Na olosho jooor. Redeem preach holiness, not fornication, Redeem stands is no sex before marriage 1 Like |
Politics / Re: How EFCC Traced 1.3billion NSA Funds To Fayose's Account In Picture by kayfam(m): 3:48pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
looseweight: U are right. I wonder why pple waste precious time on politicians. |
Jokes Etc / How To Avoid Disturbing Phone Calls by kayfam(m): 7:35pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
How To Deal With Person Who Disturbs You With Phone Calls It’s very simple. Just go to OLX, advertise IPhone 6 for 15 thousand naira, add his or her number there. ..lol… Go home relax and take very chilled drink. 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Kano State by kayfam(m): 10:24pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
aminu150: How can he even think of joining you guys, when are you threatening already. The young man just sharing his experiences and you people are here blacking him. Please tell me how can any1 in his right sense want to come over to the north? Sorry. Case. 3 Likes |
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by kayfam(m): 11:25pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
miqos02: Thanks sir. I wl check. 1st thing tomorrow morning |
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by kayfam(m): 10:52pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Hello house, please I will like to know what type of feed is available for use now, considering the high cost of feed in the market. I'm basically looking for vital or any other. Good product. Thanks guys for your reply. |
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by kayfam(m): 10:08pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Romance / Re: My Sexcapades In College by kayfam(m): 9:09am On Jun 10, 2016 |
U mean, u did all. This in 100level. I wonder 2, 3 n 4.what u go do? |
Education / Re: Fuel Hike: ASUU Declares Strike Nationwide by kayfam(m): 11:53pm On May 17, 2016 |
reyscrub: Can you hear yourself? 135 Likes 10 Shares |
Politics / Re: FG Releases N350b For Capital Projects: See The Breakdown by kayfam(m): 3:23pm On May 15, 2016 |
[quote author=KissCODE post=45626942]I am happy with this if it will be implemented. I am a little skeptical about 2nd Niger bridge. If only 13billion is to released for it, it means the bridge might take more than 10years to be completed. I just hope it wont be like Onitsha/Owerri road which OBJ couldnt finish for over 5years. Another problem is about APC which has a way of sending different messages at same time. I hope someone from budget office wont come out morrow to counter this one here. APC IS OVER CONFUSED... Thats all[/quote U can be sure. Another story will surface again ] |
Career / Re: Project Management Professional (PMP) Lectures Will Be Going On Here...join Now by kayfam(m): 12:21am On Apr 11, 2016 |
Thanks for this: 08071222849 |
Politics / Re: Day 4: Total Blackout In Nigeria. Why The Silence? by kayfam(m): 11:47am On Mar 10, 2016 |
ajani1978: I'm sure you are not a business owner, if you are? You won't jump to conclusion!!!, 50k is small of course with the light problem. |
Politics / Re: #whereisthechange Is Now Trending by kayfam(m): 9:28pm On Feb 29, 2016 |
Business / Re: My Mum's Experience With WEMA BANK by kayfam(m): 10:39pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
gElite: Well I have my own share of the story. Early this month, I saw some alert on my phone of debit and credit 3times, I was debited 3times and credit 3times, but lucky for me I checked account balance a night before, so I was sure of balance. I notice my account was debited of 1000 three times. I went to a branch of wema bank to complain and we notice the transaction was done on Web capture. I was asked did I use my Master card to pay for anything online or did I use quickteller? I remember, I used quick teller to do some transfer, I was told to block the card straight away and got some explanations that quick teller was not a secure platform to transfer money. Most of the staff there just wished me congratulations that all my cash was not transferred. Thank you for providing this option of CBN. I will try to explore the option also and see the out come of the result. |
Business / Re: My Mum's Experience With WEMA BANK by kayfam(m): 10:38pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
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Business / Re: My Mum's Experience With WEMA BANK by kayfam(m): 10:32pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Strips Lamido Bayero Of Title by kayfam(m): 11:51pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Mogidi: You get the gist. APC Emir! 1 Like |
Politics / Deadly Cost Of Charging Your Phone by kayfam(m): 9:08pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Hello Friendz, Please be very careful while charging your phone or laptop!!! Learn from ds. May the soul of the young gurl soul rest in perfect peace.
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Business / Re: Does OLX As For Verification Use ID Card, Phcn Bill And Must See You In Person? by kayfam(m): 10:11pm On May 22, 2015 |
Thank you |
Business / Does OLX As For Verification Use ID Card, Phcn Bill And Must See You In Person? by kayfam(m): 11:44pm On May 21, 2015 |
Hello my great people, I will like to know how genuine is OLX verification, have received calls, mail and text message asking me for id card, utility bill etc. I posted an item on OLX and for about 2weeks now, calls, SMS and mail asking me where am location, my home address. Pls I need answer ma/sir |
Politics / OLX Verification How True? by kayfam(m): 10:34pm On May 21, 2015 |
Hello my great people, I will like to know how genuine is OLX verification, have received calls, mail and text message asking me for id card, utility bill etc. I posted an item on OLX and for about 2weeks now, calls, SMS and mail asking me where am location, my home address. Pls I need answer ma/sir |
Politics / You Are A Disgrace To Your Family If You Don't Stop Masquerading Yourself by kayfam(m): 10:01am On Mar 22, 2015 |
Buhari's Child Zara Is Paying Over £40,000 / # 12million Naira as School Fees Developing Her Future and Career. *Jonathan's Children Have Being Moved To London For Studies and Residence while Developing Their Career and living In Affluence..... *Atiku Abubakar Children Are Abroad Schooling.... *Tinubu's Children Are Abroad Schooling and Living in Affluence, They Are All Developing and Investing In their Children To Continue To Rule Us After They Are Gone..... You are there As A Jobless Graduate Wearing APC and PDP Customized Vest and Polo, Chanting "Change" Holding Brooms and Carrying Umbrellas Chanting "Transformation " Killing Yourself, Fomenting Trouble and Constituting Nuisance to the Society because of Peanuts that can't make you a better person...... Even If You Have No Paying Jobs, Why Not Do Apprentice Or learn a Skill that will make You more Productive today in the Society. Why Not Do Volunteering Jobs Instead Of Looking For Big Pay Jobs!!!! Stop Being A Disgrace To Your Discipline, Stop Wearing APC Vest and Carrying PDP Umbrellas Because That is the Wish of Politicians For You... They Know If You have a Good Job, They Can't Use You As A Thug / Propagandist. If Buhari will Not Bring All His Ten Children To the Street For Campaign and Jonathan Will not Bring his Children and Blood Brothers To The Street For Campaign, Then You are a Disgrace To Your Family If You Don't Stop Masquerading Yourself As PDP and APC Agents, Because Up Till Now, I have Never Seen Buhari 's Children and Jonathan's Children On The Street Wearing APC Vest and Holding Brooms, Neither Have I seen Jonathan's Children Carrying The PDP Umbrella Even On Social Media Let Alone In the Street....A Word Is Enough for d wise |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslim Leaders Must Unite To Defeat False Promises Of Jihadists – Obama by kayfam(m): 11:46am On Feb 19, 2015 |
I stand to be corrected that education is the only weapon that can be use to tackle boko haram and other terrorist around the world. Their leader should delete " fail promise of 7 or 21 young virgins in heaven" Teach them the importance of life. 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje Sharing Kerosene In Ajeromi Ifelodun by kayfam(m): 9:36pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
chukwudi44: When fashola and Osun state governor was sharing recharge card. no be is talking. Let us to start Nooooooooooooooooooo to political thieves. APC and PDP are all the same. Me as a person, I want a change in every sector, change in Lagos by trying PDP, change in federal by trying APC, 2019 we rotate it again. |
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