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Politics / Re: Young Man Visits Ojukwu Bunker In Abia State. See What He Saw. Photos by kbitss(f): 4:04pm On Feb 18, 2017
Escape root, where is the escape leaf or branch.... Route!!!
Phones / Re: My Data Usage In 30 Days. Who Can Beat This? by kbitss(f): 4:47pm On Feb 15, 2017
MTN all the way

Investment / MMM Guider Floors a floor member ''Hon Fijabi'' by kbitss(f): 8:36am On Feb 01, 2017
There is a saying that my people suffers because they lack knowledge.

This honourable lacks knowledge, he says Nigerians are ignorant but who is now ignorant.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcO4Qb3d7to
Crime / Re: Customs Hands Over 122 Packs Of 'weed' Valued At N3 Million To NDLEA (photos) by kbitss(f): 7:35pm On Jan 15, 2017
I strongly support that laws guiding the production and consumption of marijuana needs to be readdresed
Investment / Matching Has Started by kbitss(f): 11:03pm On Jan 14, 2017
For those who still believe that MMM is a scam, then you are on your own .... Matching has started.

Investment / Re: MMM Nigeria Is Back! by kbitss(f): 12:06pm On Jan 13, 2017
I don GH an matched.... Screenshot in a jiffy. Tidying my downliners

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Investment / Re: MMM Not Crashed, GH Will Be Released In Stages. by kbitss(f): 12:03pm On Jan 13, 2017
We are now open!!! :-))

Dear members,

The holidays are over, and we''re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we''re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))

It''s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they''ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don''t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))

This is why we''ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World! :-))

Here we go.

1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.

2. However, it''s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we''re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.

We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual. :-))

As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it. :-))

This is the way it''s going to be.

Hoping for your kind understanding, Sergey Mavrodi. We Change The World!

P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people.
Investment / Re: Why Has MMM Not Released Official Statement Prior To Resumption by kbitss(f): 12:01pm On Jan 13, 2017
We are now open!!! :-))

Dear members,

The holidays are over, and we''re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we''re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))

It''s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they''ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don''t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))

This is why we''ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World! :-))

Here we go.

1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.

2. However, it''s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we''re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.

We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual. :-))

As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it. :-))

This is the way it''s going to be.

Hoping for your kind understanding, Sergey Mavrodi. We Change The World!

P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people.
Investment / WE ARE BACK FOR GOOD: MMM NIGERIA by kbitss(f): 11:59am On Jan 13, 2017
We are now open!!! :-))

Dear members,

The holidays are over, and we''re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we''re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))

It''s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they''ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don''t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))

This is why we''ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World! :-))

Here we go.

1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.

2. However, it''s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we''re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.

We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual. :-))

As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it. :-))

This is the way it''s going to be.

Hoping for your kind understanding, Sergey Mavrodi. We Change The World!

P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people.
Investment / Re: Why Has MMM Not Released Official Statement Prior To Resumption by kbitss(f): 11:43am On Jan 13, 2017
baaayloe:


MMM has officially resume bro.

We are now open!!! :-))

Dear members,

The holidays are over, and we''re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we''re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))

It''s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they''ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don''t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))

This is why we''ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World! :-))

Here we go.

1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.

2. However, it''s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we''re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.

We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual. :-))

As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it. :-))

This is the way it''s going to be.

Hoping for your kind understanding, Sergey Mavrodi. We Change The World!

P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people.
Investment / Re: Why Has MMM Not Released Official Statement Prior To Resumption by kbitss(f): 11:42am On Jan 13, 2017
We are now open!!! :-))

Dear members,

The holidays are over, and we''re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we''re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))

It''s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they''ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don''t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))

This is why we''ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World! :-))

Here we go.

1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.

2. However, it''s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we''re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.

We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual. :-))

As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it. :-))

This is the way it''s going to be.

Hoping for your kind understanding, Sergey Mavrodi. We Change The World!

P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people.
Politics / Re: Ofili-Ajumogobia, Obla Granted Bail On Self Recognition by kbitss(f): 9:44am On Nov 29, 2016
Yes OOO, we need update on FUNAAB VC.
Fashion / Re: This Before And After Makeup Photo Has Got People Talking! by kbitss(f): 1:20pm On Nov 23, 2016
But how do women feel when they use make up to conceal some defects, deep inside them, i think they know they are not who they potray.... Just thinking

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Family / Re: How Does One Cope With A Short Tempered Wife? by kbitss(f): 10:18pm On Nov 22, 2016
Even when u fail cum at her will... Silence and self fulfillment without her.....
Crime / Re: Man Says Thief Burnt In Lagos "Deserves To Die" by kbitss(f): 4:15pm On Nov 17, 2016
I go with you my brother, i also have a similar experience with my brother at alapeere, though he didn't die but the hospital he was taken to didn't administer anti tetanus, for over a year now he is still recovering from effect of tetanus, after spending three months in coma at a sophisticated and expensive Intensive Care Unit.

Though its pathertic but i think if truly he is a thief, he derves to die. Cos after prison they will still go back to that spot.

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Business / Re: We Are Investigating MMM Ponzi Scheme — EFCC by kbitss(f): 11:10am On Nov 16, 2016
Sit down there and keep dulling yourself.

This life is a risk.

How many of you heard about Savannah bank, millions of naira went down the drain. So many banks have collapsed in the past.

In the past one of this scheme called WET SOLUTION came onboard, i know of someone who later became a guru in FOREX and owns a private school in Ibadan, Oyo state. It is rumoured that he made his first million from the scheme, the choice is yours .

NOTE THESE WORDS: OPPORTUNITY, POVERTY, FREEDOM, RICHES, RISK, SMARTNESS.

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Politics / Re: Ogun State Workers Suspend Strike - Press Release by kbitss(f): 12:00pm On Nov 03, 2016
Yeah, u got it. Infact he refused them puling out of the cooperatives.

This deduction disenable some from getting further loans to pay their child's school fee, house rents and so on...

To owe workers salaries and entitlements is highly irresponsible of any parastatal, attimes i wonder if these governors don't pay there own salaries.[i][/i][center][/center][color=#990000][/color]

Where is the sense of extrapolation and forecasting.

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