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Politics / Re: MC Oluomo's Son, King West, Threatens People Who Post Negative Things About Him by Keals: 4:44pm On Feb 24, 2022
[quote author=PrinceOfLagos post=110510859]Like father like son

Tout


Do you mean Lout?
Religion / Re: 8 Prophets Drown In Zimbabwe While Competing To Retrieve "Holy Stick"(video) by Keals: 4:26pm On Nov 01, 2021
I'll say, they were sacrificed for powers.
Think about it, how come divers weren't on standby?
The host should be arrested.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Over 400 Planes Of World Leaders, Dignitaries Landed In Glasgow For COP26(Pics) by Keals: 4:21pm On Nov 01, 2021
Sadly, none of the Birds are made in Africa.

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Romance / Re: Mouth Odour, Body Odour & Snoring, Which Can You Manage In A Relationship? by Keals: 9:28pm On Oct 31, 2021
emmyluizzz:

only Mercy is allowed to play with me today

she should not take that advantage
Excuse me? Did you skip a meal or what? Behave jor!
Romance / Re: Man Marries His Elderly Oyinbo Girlfriend In Owerri, Imo State (Photos, Video) by Keals: 7:17pm On Oct 31, 2021
Queenslander:
Fucckingg mofo, who married his grandmother for money and papers, I guess no one with saggy balls will condemn him here,. Instead they hail and praise him,. Like he's the sweetest thing invented after candy,.

Buh if it was the other way round,. Nairaland saggy balls association would have sank their venomous fangs into the woman. Calling her all manner of unprintable names..

I guess whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good,. Luckily. This is not difficult..
Charlotte whitton..

Bunch of lowlifes!!

SPits..
Your vexation is quite comical to me; you should vent more, please!
Thank you.

My curiosity is, "Sagging Balls Association" what in the world is that?
The balls sags to intensed warmth around the groin...

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Romance / Re: Man Marries His Elderly Oyinbo Girlfriend In Owerri, Imo State (Photos, Video) by Keals: 7:05pm On Oct 31, 2021
SUCKCESSFUL:
Still better than this
You're kidding right? Is this for real?

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Politics / Re: Udebuan Sage Chibueze: Items Recovered From Arrested IPOB Commander (Photos) by Keals: 10:06pm On Oct 30, 2021
gidgiddy:
Dont know who this guy is but his arrest is going make more news than the 30 people slaughtered 30 days ago on 1st October independence day this year in Southern Kaduna
No trying to be insensitive though; just a thought.
I think coffin makers in the north will be quite richer now compared to when they weren't recording much sales
Food / Re: The Big Dolphin Fishermen Caught In Oyokotoro, Rivers State (Photos) by Keals: 7:21pm On Oct 30, 2021
Quite sad.
They just took out one of sailors best friend. I'm sure it probably came close out of trust...
Celebrities / Re: MC Morris Plans To Relocate To Nigeria Due To High Cost Of Living In Canada by Keals: 7:00pm On Oct 30, 2021
Hezzyluv:
If you are a Nigerian trying to live a flamboyant life in Canada and you don't have too much money, be ready to become bankrupt.

2,300$ for rent, na your choice.
100$ for car park, na your choice.
80$ for wifi, na your choice.
75$ for call na still your choice.

U can leave in Canada, then cut your gown according to your size.
I would rather he cuts it according to his material. After all, he's petite!!!

Wait, does he have a job aside MC?
Lazy-ass fella, living a pattern he can't sustain.
Let him stoop low and get a job, either as a janitor or a dishwasher.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by Keals: 6:48pm On Oct 30, 2021
PeaceJoyLove:

Yes, it's a disguise in my opinion. Sure, the guy will get his money, but I think it's more.


Sure, I dont doubt it. But how do you tell someone in his 30s or 40s to show he is good academically? Does it make sense? So, they target kids in the uni. And what do you think? They have other businesses they will introduce later. This is what I see happening here.
Okay.
Romance / Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Keals: 2:21pm On Oct 30, 2021
Yes, twice.
Romance / Re: If A Guy Doesn't Propose After 2 Years Of Dating, Propose To Him by Keals: 2:10pm On Oct 30, 2021
Rushur:
Is that even possible
Yes, it is.
I know someone who's been proposed to by two ladies but the union crashed to infidelity.
Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by Keals: 2:00pm On Oct 30, 2021
juniorstar:

Too small for this spec..at least 150k dolls she will be having all the above qualities with genotype AA and blood group O negative as added advantage. Provided hers is on point too.
It just hit me that genotype wasn't listed, indicative that the tale is bullshit!!!

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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by Keals: 1:47pm On Oct 30, 2021
PeaceJoyLove:

The motive is not what you see. The strategy is to hook brilliant boys. If you put out advert for boys looking for sugar mommies, you will get mostly weed smokers. They know what they are doing.
For Bleep sake man, it's a pay-off!!! No attachment whatsoever!
Except you're saying it's a disguise.
Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by Keals: 1:43pm On Oct 30, 2021
PeaceJoyLove:
Stylishly targeting students. A good strategy to get brilliant kids for sugar mummies. Hmmm! That academic proof means a lot. Very deep. They want boys they can control. Pay them 1m, and find ways to hook them up.
I doubt it.
I think she wants her child to inherit the same traits.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by Keals: 1:41pm On Oct 30, 2021
hibeebeeking:
You have to bow that your naughty head to someone. Get a boyfriend or marry. There is no short cut. The child will later be carrying cutlass and axe looking for his dad. When you have no strength , u now be running around. You gat to be serious with your life. You have to risk it. Be responsible and if you don't face the consequences of being married now.you will bear the consequences later.
Here's what I feel: she hasn't quite found anyone with all of the specified qualities she can date/befriend, they're probably lacking one or more. Otherwise, they'll fake a marriage (like someone I know) then breakup in the guise of infidelity after she takes in, knowing that the court is going to grant her custody.
If they can plant someone else's pregnancy on another, they can as well fool one to get them pregnant. The thing is, not much has quite met her criteria.
Fear ladies, they're very very powerful - except they don't want to exercise that power. Trust me, they are!!!

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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by Keals: 1:30pm On Oct 30, 2021
sammirano2:
She id mad. Make she go meet her father. Bastard feminist!
It's true o!
Like it was done in the holy book: she could drug her father and have him do it; except he's less than the specified height.
Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by Keals: 1:28pm On Oct 30, 2021
Opeyemibayonle:
what's the big deal..?
sperm wey some guyz dey waste through masturbation ..!


soapy guyz..! don't waste your destiny
Waste destiny you say? Hm...
What about the one who jerks twice a day for over 20 years?
Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by Keals: 1:16pm On Oct 30, 2021
naheem8307:
Piggery sperm is highly recommended.. shares same immune system with that of human.
But you can't determine the height and intellect as required.
If not for the requirements, I would suggest she gets it from a dog or horse.
Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by Keals: 1:13pm On Oct 30, 2021
Jide11CAC:
She is not ready. She still de give requirements. Make she de search till Mr menopause knock on her door.
If she can afford a million naira, she can as well afford IVF.
Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by Keals: 1:10pm On Oct 30, 2021
Starzo:

Not for that amount
I think the difference wouldn't be much.
She'll probably spend on flight and accommodation, then get the sperm from a (male) strippers club. When she takes in, she quits.
Travel / Re: Seized Passport At US Embassy Abuja by Keals: 12:49pm On Oct 28, 2021
Commentor:


It is not their property.

If they felt a crime was committed they could hand him and his property over to the police but they cannot seize his passport.

I think the passport is proof of crime.
After an oral report, there's need to provide physical evidence. Regardless, the story isn't straight; there are loads of loopholes in it.
Crime / Re: How CCTV Saved Man From Going To Jail After Lady Accused Him Of Rape. by Keals: 4:19am On Oct 24, 2021
Wow!
Celebrities / Re: Woli Arole's Comedy partner, Asiri gets married as his comedian friends Tease by Keals: 4:08am On Oct 24, 2021
isioma010:
Congratulations to them and I pray to God to Grant them the strength to hold fast to their vows and be able to be loyal and be truthful to each other till the end of time




And may any force's of darkness that is trying to stop or hold any one else from meeting their destined partners in this life shall be crushed in God Almighty name amen.
Wow, this is serious!
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Her Son, Jamil Dance To Her 'Somebody's Son' (Pix, Video) by Keals: 3:49am On Oct 24, 2021
SARSCoV2:


Are you joking?

For real, you can reach out to folks to take it down. There are loads of videos I downloaded, when my device crash or go missing, I try to download them (videos) again and realize it's been taken down.
Like the boob press on stage at a Lagos party - I downloaded it for certain but I can't put a finger on where. Searched all my devices plus external drive, nothing! Went back to the site but it's gone, probably been taken down.
Tell you what man, do you know I still have a Blackberry z30 and iPhone 6? They are both blind at the moment but very very valuable cause they are loads of videos I can't find nowhere on them.

To answer the aforementioned; the internet doesn't forget. If I have them videos tucked in storage, someone else probably got it too. When her son is man enough to see it, they'll show it to him.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Her Son, Jamil Dance To Her 'Somebody's Son' (Pix, Video) by Keals: 3:21am On Oct 24, 2021
SARSCoV2:


This videos are online. Search it out. It’s even on porn sites and twitter
I already did that; just such dumbass write-up.
Nevertheless, blackslayer's sent me the link - it's whack!
Family / Re: What's The Greatest LESSONS You Learnt From Your Parents by Keals: 9:13pm On Oct 23, 2021
Wealthoptulent:


More than patient... it was already glearing of the attacks, damaged properties n car.
Videos n recording of strangling n attack already in hand ✋.

How I walked away? After the GHASTLY ACCIDENT. 1st anniversary ever together in 3 years. We survived n I decided to survive the second phase too
I'm confused �
Crime / Re: Lagos Woman Claims Man Hypnotized Her, Made Off With Employer's Iphone 13 by Keals: 7:48pm On Oct 23, 2021
Faller:
I don't believe this trash

Hypnosis can't work on Nigerian girls

I think it does.
I know someone who had a fight with her man, then got hypnotized and fingered on her way to church.
They came to pick her up the next day at an agreed and discreet location, she took them to the bank, cleared her account, got fingered again and then dropped off on the road to recite a bible verse.
Hypnosis works man!
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Her Son, Jamil Dance To Her 'Somebody's Son' (Pix, Video) by Keals: 7:16pm On Oct 23, 2021
blackslayer:


LOL....She wasted her chance to become the center of attention. atleast make a sex tape that will blow our minds...So that everybody's son will love her right then!
I'm telling you; a real one, showing every angle.
I detest hypocrite!
If you're smoker, be a proud one!
If you're bitch, be a proud one!
That way, patrons can easily reach out... She's a sissy jor! Now I don deh vex...
Celebrities / Re: Sina Rambo Adeleke Weds In Court (Photos) by Keals: 7:08pm On Oct 23, 2021
The girl is fine, sha!

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